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What 360 didn't expect was that he was not only constipated, but also constipated for a whole week.

In just seven short days, he experienced the so-called coldness of the world.

Yan is spicy hot pot flavor, cold is mango ice cream flavor, 360 smashing mouth, eat almost everything that can be eaten, and the stomach is getting bigger every day, why can't it just go in and out?

360 raised his black and stinky face, and silently looked at Gu Xichen who was sitting across from him, he gnawed on the chicken wing in his hand and scratched his itchy chin.

So... just send someone now that he hasn't eaten yet...

360 gnawed the dark brown sauce all over his face, his mouth was full of chewed meat, he still bit the chicken wing with his left hand, and scratched his chin with his right hand grabbing the greasy chicken wing.

Gu Xichen looked at the layer of fat and oil floating on 360's chin, and then at the hill-like chicken wings piled up by 360's hand: "..."

What Gu Xichen didn't expect was that he could get along with this person named Liu Ling peacefully for a whole week under the same roof.

What he didn't even expect was that 360 could be so edible.

And I can eat it day by day.

This evening, 360 ordered 56 pairs of chicken wings for supper.

Gu Xichen looked worriedly at 360's growing belly.

He didn't doubt that there was a three-month-old baby hidden in it, but he just doubted whether 360 was a woman.

Sensing the man's gaze, 360 is super fierce: "What are you looking at, haven't you heard of 56 ethnic groups? Can you be a little patriotic?"

Gu Xichen: "..." So what does this have to do with chicken wings?

360 hummed while gnawing on the chicken wings: "56 nationalities, 56 flowers, and 56 pairs of chicken wings are all mine, click, click, and you will be big after eating..."

Before the song was finished, 360 froze suddenly.

"Gulu—Gulu——" There was a sudden wriggling of the intestines, his lower abdomen sank, and 360 threw away the chicken wings in his hand excitedly, and rushed into the toilet.

Come, come, 360 twisted his ass, pulled his pants, and sat down on the toilet, gathering his strength, waiting for a hearty catharsis.

This night, 360 suspected that he had a leak.

Sitting until the buttocks are numb, except that the air is leaking all the time, and even an egg the size of a bird droppings can't come out, 360 is almost crying with anger.

I have eaten all kinds of meat, and I still look like this. Do I want to eat people?

360 pulled up his trousers and went out of the toilet, it was already dark outside.

360 stood in the darkness with the light behind his back, silently looking at Gu Xichen who was lying on the bed and fell asleep.

It shouldn't matter if you take a bite...

360 comforted himself, while walking on tiptoe to the bed, thinking about where would be the best place to start.

As early as when 360 came out, Gu Xichen woke up.

Just as he was about to remind 360 that he didn't flush the toilet, he heard the boy's footsteps deliberately light.

Although he was very reluctant, Gu Xichen had to admit that, with 360's character, he would never take his steps lightly just because he was sleeping.

Could it be that he is finally going to attack himself?

Gu Xichen maintained his original breathing rate, pretending to be still asleep, feeling a little tense in his heart for no reason.

How will the boy deal with him?

Before he could think clearly, as soon as he sensed the approaching breath, the man lifted the quilt, grabbed 360's hand and turned over, pinning him under him.

At the same time, 360's mouth gnawed on Gu Xichen's shoulder.

The man felt a little sullen, and squeezed 360's chin fiercely, "Is your purpose just to climb into my bed?"

Before waiting for 360's response, Gu Xichen roughly pulled off 360's pants, and stuffed a finger into that narrow place without any prior preparation.

Sensing the invasion of foreign objects, 360 frowned, his face suddenly became strange, he let go of his mouth biting the man's shoulder, and 360 ordered with a strange expression, "Well...pick again."

360's words exploded in the man's head, and a burst of anger quickly spread in his heart. He was about to give him a good lesson, but before he could do anything, 360 suddenly pushed him away, and rushed at him with his butt naked. into the toilet.

The door of the toilet was slammed shut with a "bang--", and Gu Xichen, who was left behind in an unknown place, had a question mark on his face:? ? ?Do you have the basic literacy of climbing a bed?

360 felt that thousands of horses and horses were galloping in his intestines, and suddenly sat down on the toilet. Before 360 ​​started brewing, the sound of "crashing" resounded throughout the toilet, and a burst of comfort rushed from his abdomen. To the toes, and then to the forehead, 360 took a deep breath.

When 360 finished flushing the toilet and came out with his bare ass and blushing face, he saw Gu Xichen with a dazed face still maintaining his original posture.

360 walked up to Gu Xichen swaggeringly, patted the shoulder and praised appreciatively, "Little Gu, your laxative and yang finger practice is really good, okay?"

Laxative, one yang finger?

mwah?

Gu Xichen glanced at 360's stomach, and it really became deflated.

The man's face darkened, and he remembered the behavior of 360 before, and the fire in his heart burned even more, "Heh, then what did you mean by climbing into my bed before?"

360 didn't care at all that he was still naked: "Oh, don't be stingy, I don't know if it's because of acclimatization, I've been constipated for a week, and it doesn't help me to eat any meat, I just want to try Would it be good to try a bite of human flesh..."

Eat human flesh?Hearing this, Gu Xichen's face darkened even more. The young man said cannibalism in a very casual tone, as if he was a piece of stinky pork that had been frozen in the refrigerator for three days and three nights, and he was not a Tang monk. Eating his meat would not only prolong his life A hundred years old can also cure constipation...

What's more, who would believe that a young man can only eat one bite with his appetite...!

If I hadn't been vigilant enough, there might only be a pile of bones left now!

Qi returns to Qi, but the anger that I thought 360 had no intentions before has disappeared completely.

Seeing that Gu Xichen's face was no longer dark, 360 tucked his entire upper body into the man's quilt with a "swoosh", exposing his protruding white butt.

Looking at the two rosy and round lumps, the man's eyes were unpredictable, and he asked in a hoarse voice, "What are you doing?"

When 360 came out of the bed with a mess of hair, he was holding the pants that had just been ripped off by the man.

360 hopped his feet to put his pants on, and bent over to get into his bed on the floor, his body flexibility was perfect.

Gu Xichen couldn't tell what it was like to be made such a fuss by 360, anyway, he couldn't fall asleep in bed anyway.

The two of them have been under the same roof for a week. What is the purpose of this man trying so hard to get close to him?

The point is, he is so attractive, the teenager crawled into his bed just to eat a bite of meat?

How come the more you think about it, the more unpleasant it becomes...

360 is also a bit sleepy.

He was originally a carefree and rich man, but in just seven days, not only did he become a pauper with a debt of 900 million from a rich man with countless net worth, he also suffered from constipation for so many days, and now he has fallen to sleep on the floor.

The trouble of constipation occupied his whole mind before, but now that the constipation is gone, 360 suddenly fell into another disease.

A terminal illness called poverty phobia.

360 suffered a throbbing pain in his heart, was too poor to sleep, and was so poor that he was rolling on the ground.

360 sat up and rested his chin on the edge of the bed, "Hey, do you have kidney deficiency?"

Gu Xichen: "..." It's already three o'clock in the morning...

Did not hear the answer, 360 got up secretly, and got into the man's warm quilt lightly.

Wrapped in a soft and warm quilt, 360 breathed out comfortably.

360 is also very helpless, as expected, a pampered person like him is only suitable for sleeping on a big soft bed.

Gu Xichen next to him sneered in his heart, hum, finally showing his fox tail, can't help but want to climb on the bed?

Those words before were also an excuse after the trick was seen through.

That's what he said, but somehow he secretly looked forward to it, and the muscles all over his body couldn't help tensing up, but at this moment, there was a 360-degree earth-shattering snoring sound.

Gu Xichen: "..."

Gu Xichen comforted himself silently, if this person really came to seduce him, then there is such a good opportunity, he should not let it go, maybe he will act in the middle of the night.

How will the boy seduce him then?

Thinking of this, Gu Xichen didn't know why his mouth suddenly became dry, and he couldn't sleep more and more.

In the middle of the night, there was finally movement on the 360.

Gu Xichen held his breath and tensed his body slightly.

I only heard 360 grunt, then turned over and swept away all the quilts.

Gu Xichen: "..."

Gu Xichen didn't know whether it was cold or angry, he sneezed several times in a row, and the 360 ​​who was sleeping beside him was slapped with his backhand.

This slap made Gu Xichen's ears ringing, he was stunned for a long time and couldn't say a word, when he propped up half of his body and was about to strangle the person around him, he couldn't do it when he saw 360's appearance.

360 smacked his lips and wrapped himself tightly in the small quilt, his nose was blowing snot bubbles, his pale pink lips were slightly parted, and he was sleeping soundly.

On weekdays, opening his teeth and claws and opening his mouth always makes people angry. This is the first time he has seen the boy so well-behaved.

Gu Xichen's heart softened, and he couldn't move his eyes when he saw 360's sleeping face.

When I woke up the next morning, 360 was full of energy, radiant, and my whole face was glowing.

On the other hand, Gu Xichen, with dark circles under his eyes, looked downcast, and kept sneezing.

360 cared, "Little Gu, why did you sleep so early and still have so many dark circles..."

As if remembering something, 360 suddenly changed his eyes with pity, and there was a hint of gloating in his eyes, "Xiao Gu, it seems that your kidneys are very overdrawn."

Gu Xichen: "..."

Hmph, one day he must let the young man taste the power of his kidneys.

The author has something to say: Hahahahaha finally finished the exam!Are the babies also on holiday?