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I didn't catch the earthworm, and I didn't touch the fish. Everything is really not going well today.

The boy is still very happy, after all he has his own name.

Originally, I just wanted to wash my hands, but I didn't expect that the two of them were soaked through the washing.

Seeing that Xiao Ming was about to take off his shirt with his hand, Yan Shu tightened the skirt nervously, swallowed, "Do, what do you do?"

The boy looked innocent, "Take off your clothes."

It's better not to say it, the general is even more nervous now, "Take off, take off your clothes, what, what?"

Xiao Ming stubbornly wanted to pull Yan Shu's belt, "If you keep your clothes wet, you will catch a cold!"

Do you also catch a cold in your dream?Yan Shu was a little dazed.

While Yan Shu was still confused, the boy pounced with brute force, pinned him down, and stripped off Yan Shu's drenched clothes three times and twice.

As soon as his body was cold, Yan Shu's face turned red, and he waved his hand violently to push the boy off his body, trying to get up from the ground in embarrassment.

Just as Yan Shu stood up, when he turned around and saw the boy lying on the ground without any movement, he felt anxious, annoyed that he couldn't restrain his strength just now.

Without bothering to hide his embarrassment, Yan Shu knelt on the ground on one knee, patted the boy's pale face, "...Xiao Ming?"

The boy closed his eyes and didn't respond.

Yan Shu panicked, but Xiao Ming suddenly opened his bright eyes, laughed and hugged Yan Shu's neck and pressed down.

Yan Shu couldn't stabilize his body, and threw himself on Xiao Ming's still wet body. The boy took the opportunity to turn over and sit on Yan Shu's waist.

After some frolicking, the boy's collar loosened, revealing a large piece of smooth and fair chest, dotted with cherry pink hills.

I don't know if it's because the grass under her body is stuck on her bare back, but Yan Shu feels a little uncomfortable.

Xiao Ming leaned closer, "I know Ah Shu, you're embarrassed to be naked, it's okay, I'll be with you."

The young man slowly tore off his belt while talking, Yan Shu didn't open his eyes, didn't know how to put his hands and feet, so he deliberately said with a straight face, "Get down!"

"I don't!" The young criminal was stubborn, his clothes were half undone, and slid to his rounded shoulders, revealing a body that was smooth and smooth like egg white, glowing charmingly in the sun.

Yan Shu felt hot all over, and his face was congested with blood. He didn't know whether it was red from the heat or hot from the red.

Xiao Ming poked Yan Shu's burning red face, "Ah Shu, you can use it to dry clothes."

Hearing this, Yan Shu clenched his fists at his sides even tighter, and his whole body trembled slightly.

No matter what Xiao Ming said next, Yan Shu was determined, neither opened his mouth nor opened his eyes.

After playing for a while, the young man also felt bored. He put his pillow on the general's chest, and suddenly stopped making trouble.

The person on his body didn't move for a while, Yan Shu hesitated, and slowly opened his eyes.

The teenager's pink lips were half parted, and he was already snoring.

The temperature of the pressed skin came from the place where the skin was pressed, and the hot air exhaled from the half-open lips unconsciously in the boy's sleep was in front of him, Yan Shu's ears turned red, and he turned his face away.

When Xiao Ming woke up leisurely, his eyelids were still drooping, and he looked sleepy. When he saw Yan Shu lying under him, he said pleasantly, "Ah Shu, you're still there!"

Yan Shu always felt that the young man had slept through dinner time, but the sun was still rising, as if the sun would never set here.

When the boy got up, Yan Shu finally breathed a sigh of relief, propped up his upper body, and the cool thing on his chest slowly flowed down.

Yan Shu lowered his head, and a puddle of crystal clear unknown liquid twisted his body and slid down, as if a naughty snail had sneaked across his chest without knowing when, leaving a message of visiting here.

Fortunately, the sun was bright, and the saliva dried quickly, before it even reached the abdominal muscles, Yan Shu tried his best to ignore the sticky feeling that remained on his chest, and quickly put on the clothes that were scattered aside.

The clothes that have been scattered for a long time have been exposed to the sun and have already been dried.

The two of them put on warm clothes, and they felt warm all over.

Back in the courtyard, Yan Shu was a little curious and asked about the snacks on the stone table.

"That cloud cake, did you make it yourself?"

Xiao Ming nodded, squinting at the Yunpian Cake that he had bitten into lying on the top in a very provocative posture, the boy asked with bright eyes, "Is it delicious?"

Embarrassed, Yan Shu clenched his fist and coughed on his lips. He closed his eyes and mumbled, "Well, it's not bad."

Xiao Ming was happy, "I knew you would like it, Ashu!"

Yan Shu changed the subject, "How did you do so much?"

"I see, Ah Shu, that you usually like to eat Yunpian Cake. The material in the border town is poor, and you haven't eaten it for a long time. I just made a little more."

The general appreciates the boy's kindness.

"Ashu, you must finish eating as a reward."

Yan Shu: "..." He just wants to understand!

The tea on the stone table was still steaming, the young man Shi Shiran picked up a piece of pure white cloud cake and held it to Yan Shu's lips.

The young man's eyes were burning, Yan Shu couldn't bear to refuse, stiffened his neck, opened his mouth and ate the Yunpian cake.

Xiao Ming squinted his eyes and smiled, this time it was endless, piece after piece of cloud cake floated into the general's stomach like a white cloud blown by a strong wind.

Yan Shu couldn't swallow anymore, and asked with a frown, "Why don't you eat?"

Xiao Ming said honestly with a bitter face: "It's too bad to eat, I don't want to eat it."

Yan Shu: "..."

"I originally wanted to throw it away, but I didn't expect you to like it, Ah Shu. It's really great."

Yan Shu: "..." What a fart.

I don't know if it's too late to change his words now, but seeing that Xiao Ming is tireless and wants to feed him, Yan Shu hastily declined, "I can't eat anymore."

Xiao Ming sighed, "It's a pity that this is in a dream, otherwise I could wrap it up and let you take it home to eat."

Yan Shu breathed a sigh of relief, luckily it was in a dream.

The two sat on the stone bench basking in the sun, the young man was holding Yan Shu's hand and chatting non-stop, Yan Shu was a little drowsy at the side, and he didn't know how much he had listened to.

It has been a long time since such a peaceful day, Yan Shu thought, when the border is settled, such a day will be just around the corner.

Xiao Ming suddenly took Yan Shu's hand, "Ashu, let me teach you how to make Yunpian Cake!"

Without waiting for Yan Shu's reaction, the boy dragged him to the back of the small courtyard and strode recklessly.

The small courtyard is connected to the long corridor, all the way to the big house, with pavilions and pavilions.

In such a big place, a young man might be lonely by himself, Yan Shu couldn't help thinking.

After finally coming to the backyard next to the kitchen, Xiao Ming was gearing up to pass on the experience of making Yunpian Cake to Yan Shu.

Yan Shu turned his back and walked around the empty kitchen and backyard, "Where did the materials come from?"

Xiao Ming proudly patted his chest and said, "Of course I conjured it up!"

"Oh?" Yan Shu stopped, "Then why don't you just make Yunpian Cake out?"

The boy looked at him boredly, "That's so dishonest."

Yan Shu wished that the boy would not have so much sincerity.

What Yan Shu didn't expect was that the steps of making Yunpian Cake were so boring, and the playful boy could be so patient at this moment.

Choosing high-quality glutinous rice, Xiao Ming rolled up his sleeves, exposing his thin white arms, and squatted on the ground to sift out hard rice hearts and mushy rice grains.

The young man on the ground looked serious, Yan Shu looked at him, his heart trembled, and his fingertips moved slightly.

Xiao Ming tugged at Yan Shu's trousers and motioned him to squat down. Yan Shu came back to his senses and also squatted down to help.

When it comes to fighting the enemy, he has some skills. When it comes to cakes, Yan Shu really doesn't know anything except eating.

However, under Xiao Ming's leadership, Yan Shu can be regarded as imitating the example. First, he put the glutinous rice in a basket, washed it with warm water, and then scooped it up with hot water several times.

After a lot of work, Yan Shu's waist muscles were slightly sore, Xiao Ming poured the prepared glutinous rice into the stone pound hole, then sat down on the small stool, beat his waist with one hand and instructed, "Ah Shu, you With great strength, come on."

Yan Shu rubbed his palms, and turned the stone mill.

This kind of rough work is easy for him, but it shouldn't be easy for the young man. I really don't know how long it took to make those several plates of cloud cakes.

As the grinding disc rotates round and round, the grinding teeth rattle, and the white rice noodles flow down slowly with the thick rice milk.

While pushing the stone mill, Yan Shu was thinking, this time the Yunpian Cake can also add some melon kernels, foreign sugar and crushed walnuts, so that the taste will probably be better.

Before the words could be uttered, the scenery in front of him, together with the boy who was resting on the stone bench, disappeared like a wind and a cloud, and the face of the military officer appeared indistinctly in front of his eyes, with his mouth moving.

"General? Why are you sleeping late again today?"

Yan Shu sat up and closed her eyes. The taste of the unpalatable Yunpian Cake in her dream seemed to be still in her mouth. Although it was not delicious, it was more sincere and full of heart.

Just after the victory, nothing happened in the city. After the morning exercises, Yan Shu sat in the tent and studied the art of war. The daughter of the city lord came to visit with a small basket.

The girl who lifted the curtain and came in was full of shyness, and said in a coquettish voice, "The general has done a great job in protecting the city, and the people in the city really don't know how to thank them. Recently, Daddy happened to find some goat's milk. It happened that Xiaoxiao learned a novel thing from a book not long ago. The secret recipe is to boil goat’s milk into toffee, it tastes pretty good, and I brought some to thank the general.”

After some polite words, Yan Shu didn't listen much. Now as long as he talked about sweets, he couldn't help but think of the white cloud cake and the scorching red boy in his dream.

"General?"

Yan Shu came back to his senses, took the little basket, and said politely, "Miss Feng has a heart."

Feng Xiaoxiao blushed with embarrassment, lowered her head and dared not lift it up, and whispered, "If the general likes it, Xiaoxiao will make it for you tomorrow."

Yan Shu didn't take it seriously, picked up a bead-like round milky toffee, threw it into his mouth and chewed it.

The waxy and soft sugar granules melt in the mouth, and there is a slight smell of goat smell when you first enter it. After a while, the sweet, soft and thick milk taste overwhelms the rest, and the rich milk fragrance is refreshing.

If it's a teenager, you should like it very much, right?

Yan Shu thought about it for a while, and asked in a deep voice, "Miss Feng, can you share the secret recipe with me as a convenience?"

Knowing that Yan Shu likes it, Feng Xiaoxiao is too late to be happy, of course it is very convenient.

This afternoon, everyone in the barracks gathered outside the kitchen as if they had made an appointment, stretching their necks and standing on tiptoes to look inside.

After so many years in the barracks, this was the first time they saw a general cooking.

There was a sound of ping-pong, and after a while thick smoke billowed out of the kitchen, Yan Shu appeared at the door in disgrace.

Everyone retracted their necks, holding their mouths and trembling all over.

Yan Shu was annoyed, cleared his throat, showed the majesty of a general, and said angrily, "Aren't you going to practice exercises?"

Only then did the people watching the show run away like shit.

When he fell asleep at night, the boy had already prepared a table of food waiting for him to come.

It was obviously not the strawberry season, but the young man made a table full of strawberries.

Yan Shu scratched his head, isn't this dish a bit strange?

Strawberry baked abalone, strawberry scrambled eggs, strawberry scrambled corn, strawberry hibiscus cake, and a few attractive and delicious strawberries on the hill-shaped white rice.

"Can strawberries and eggs be fried together?" The general picked up the chopsticks, not knowing what to do.

"Of course." Xiao Ming's mouth was full of rice, "Ashu, haven't you ever eaten scrambled eggs with tomatoes?"

He has eaten scrambled eggs with tomatoes, but he has never even heard of scrambled eggs with strawberries.

Xiao Ming shook his head, scooped up a big spoonful and poured it on Yan Shu's rice.

The light red thick soup flowed slowly on the surface of the thin white rice. Yan Shu hesitated to pick up his chopsticks and put it in his mouth to taste it carefully.

The sweet and sour strawberry is mixed with the fresh fragrance of the egg. It is tender and juicy in the mouth, with a strong aroma, fresh and tender, and unexpectedly delicious.

Yan Shu took another mouthful of rice and said vaguely, "Today I learned a new thing called toffee, which is to boil goat's milk into sugar granules, and the taste is quite good."

"Toffee?" Xiao Ming pricked up his ears.

"Well, as a reward, when I learn it, I will, cough, cough, make it for you to eat."

Yan Shu buried her face in the bowl, her ears turned red.

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