You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

All day, the general was absent-minded.

The military adviser was impatient, and privately asked the deputy general, Lao Wu, "Old Wu, the general is not quite right today."

Before Lao Wu could respond, the military adviser murmured, "I've been in the barracks for so many years, it's the first time I've seen a general get up late, and today I just stared at the sword in my hand and didn't speak, and I called him several times before responding." , I took the general's pulse at noon, and the general is not sick! Old Wu, what do you think is wrong with the general!"

Old Wu stroked the beard on his chin, and glanced at the general who was still sitting there, looking down at the sword.

Old Wu smiled mysteriously, "It's not that simple."

"Our general, it's probably..." Old Wu didn't finish his sentence, he just laughed.

The military adviser was anxious, and pushed Old Wu, "You have finished speaking!"

Old Wu winked, "The general probably misses a woman."

"Want a woman?" The military adviser was puzzled, "How can there be a woman in this barracks for the general to miss?"

Old Wu looked like he hated iron for being weak, patted the military adviser on the head, and murmured a few words in the military adviser's ear, the military adviser blushed, froze on the spot and couldn't speak.

Old Wu shook his head and walked away.

The military division is still in a mess.

general this is...

Hold it out?

After dinner, the military division stayed in the camp and walked up and down, as if he wanted to say something but didn't know whether to say it or not.

The general was really annoyed by the shaking, so he stopped the military division, "If there is anything the military division can't guard against, just say it."

The military adviser swallowed, "General, when we fight, health is the most important thing."

"That... It's normal for a man to have these needs. There's no need to hold back. It won't be good if the body is broken."

"Old Wu said that a new kiln has recently opened in the border town..."

Before he could finish speaking, the tent door was lifted and the military division was thrown out by the general.

The general didn't spare any sympathy, he threw it with all his strength, and when the military division landed on the ground, it kicked up a big cloud of dust, choking him to the point of disgrace.

The military division rubbed his nose in embarrassment, got up quickly, pretended to straighten his clothes as if nothing had happened, and then rubbed his sore waist slightly, when suddenly a bold laugh came from behind him.

Looking back, it was Old Wu who was smiling happily!

The military master also understood that he was being tricked by Old Wu, so he jumped up in anger, and raised the feather fan in his hand as if to hit him.

At night, the general hesitated a few times in the tent, thought for a long time, and finally put the sword on the side of the pillow.

Could it be that the sword is really refined?

The general hesitated.

It was just a dream, the general shook his head, how can there be such a weird thing in this world?

The general relaxed, closed his eyes, and slowly fell asleep.

Tick, tick.

The ethereal sound of water droplets came from a distance, and the ground was muddy. The general groped forward a few steps, and faintly saw a light not far away.

Walking along the light, it suddenly became clear to see that small courtyard again.

The spring day in the small courtyard is just right, and the sun shines through the shade of the trees layer upon layer.

The stone table was covered with six exquisite white porcelain plates, all of which were cloud cakes.

The thin cloud cake is clean and flawless, and it is very elegant against the bright red pattern on the edge of the plate.

The general unconsciously thought of the ankle exposed under the young man's red dress, so delicate and small, and so delicate and white.

The teacup next to the saucer was filled with tender green tea, and the white smoke was still hot.

There were no people left or right, and the general was not polite. He picked up a piece of soft Yunpian cake and put it in his mouth to taste it carefully.

...really unpalatable.

Rao is a general who is used to rough food, and now he doesn't want to take a second bite.

So the general held the piece of cloud cake that he had bitten into, and stood in place, not knowing what to do. After thinking about it, he put it back in the small plate.

This cloud cake is so unpalatable, and the young man has made so much, the general is a little worried for him.

It's just that I don't see where the boy in red went.

"Shusha", "Shusha" came from behind the garden tree.

The general's ears twitched slightly, and he walked around behind the tree curiously. He saw the young man squatting on the muddy ground with his back on his back. The vermilion clothes were spread out like soft silk and satin. mud.

The boy squatted on the ground, not knowing what he was doing.

The general looked aside for a long time, but didn't see why, so he opened his mouth and asked, "What are you doing?"

The young man followed the sound and looked back, saw him, stood up in surprise, threw the branch in his hand, and was about to pounce on him with his hands covered in black mud.

The general stretched out his hand, and put his finger against the boy's smooth forehead far away, preventing him from approaching him.

The boy thumped and thumped for a long time, but he still couldn't reach it, so he flattened his mouth in grievance, "Ah Shu, you are so ruthless."

The general pretended not to hear, "What were you doing just now?"

"Dig earthworms!" The young man held out a small jar of earthworms just dug out like a treasure, and the long earthworms were struggling in the jar, the boy was very happy, "Ashu, if you like it, then I will give it to you. "

The general's eyes fell on the young man's hand holding the small jar. It was muddy, and his well-manicured nails were also covered with mud.

It's really playful, the general couldn't help thinking.

"Take it away." The general who has been in the barracks for a long time has an occupational disease and ordered the boy, "And wash your hands."

The young man squatted down, released the earthworm pitifully, and chattered, "Chuqian, Yi Ding, it's not that I don't want you, but Ah Shu doesn't seem to like you very much..."

"You have to promise me that you will take good care of each other in the future, especially Yi Ding, don't be so stupid as to get around yourself, if this continues, even Chuqian will despise you..."

Teenagers are not finished.

Even the name of the earthworm was chosen, the general suddenly couldn't bear it, and he had no position to instruct the young man to do anything, "If you really like it, or keep it."

The boy just dumped the earthworm back into the hole, and the rescued earthworm twisted its body and disappeared in no time.

The young man stood up, the jar in his hand was empty, and blamed him with his waist in his hand, "You didn't say it earlier, now that my Chuqian and Yi Ding have run away, you have to pay me."

Meddle in what you do, the general will help you.

The general was wronged, "Then what do you want?"

The boy's request was really not difficult at all, as long as the general accompanied him to catch the two earthworms.

The general worked hard, tucked the hem of his clothes into his belt, found a broken twig, and squatted on the ground to dig a hole.

The boy was squatting on the side, he didn't think it was dirty at all, he was pawing the ground with his hands, his snow-lotus-like arms were stained with mud, like little earthy-brown flowers.

The branch in his hand poked something soft, the general was overjoyed, and carefully pushed aside the soil covering the top layer, exposing the two entangled earthworms inside.

Ignoring the protests and struggles of the earthworms, the general forked two earthworms together with a branch, and held them up in front of the boy to claim credit.

The boy's eyes lit up, then dimmed again, "This isn't my Chuqian and Yi Ding..."

Is there anything different?

The general stared at the two earthworms twisting and twisting around the tree branch, and fell into deep thought.

The boy scolded, "Ashu, don't stare at them, you will disturb them!"

Can two earthworms still be disturbed?The general was puzzled.

The boy raised his white index finger and pointed at the two earthworms that were about to knot out, "They are having sex, Ashu, if you stare at them like that, they will be shy."

The old general blushed, and threw the branch in his hand far away with a whimper.

The branch fell to the ground with a slap, and was rolled around a few times, but the two earthworms' interest was not disturbed, and they continued to toss and turn on the mud, twisting and entangled.

The general was still in the shadows, he shook his hands vigorously, and asked, "Then how should you recognize those two earthworms of yours?"

The young man continued digging, and explained to the general carefully, "Chuqian and Yiding are easy to recognize! Ordinary earthworms have light abdomens, but my Chuqian's abdomen is dark. It is the shortest and shortest here. The thin one is only as long as two fingers."

The boy put his index fingers together and motioned for the general to see.

"Yi Ding is the longest and stupidest one. If you see any earthworm wrapping itself in many knots, it means Yi Ding didn't run away."

The general didn't expect that just two earthworms could have so many names.

With the boy's description, it should be much easier to find now, the general thought.

But until the general's hands were scratched, the two earthworms, one long and one short, still disappeared.

The young man sighed, patted the general on the shoulder and comforted him, "It's okay, Chuqian and Yi Ding must be hiding somewhere to do something that doesn't see earthworms."

Thinking of this, the young man couldn't help but looked up at the sky and said sadly, "I really forgot my mother when I have a daughter-in-law."

General: "..."

The boy's ability to adjust was very strong, and he recovered after a while, and took the general to the stream to wash his hands.

The hands of both of them were covered with slime, sticky, dirty on both sides, and the general also generously let the young man hold them.

While the two of them were washing their hands by the stream, the general squatted beside the boy, pondered for a while, and asked cautiously, "Are you really made of my sword?"

The boy suddenly raised his head, his eyes were clear and bright, "Ashu, you recognize me!"

As he spoke, he threw himself at the general. The general didn't expect the boy's movement, and before he could stop him, both of them fell into the stream.

"It's great now, and wash my muddy clothes by the way." The boy laughed.

The stream is clear and shallow, and the boy's pupils cut through the water, swaying leisurely.

The general was in a daze for a moment.

As if he saw something in the water, the boy suddenly opened his eyes wide open, and the slender eyes were stretched open, looking a little funny.

Lightened up, the boy thumped and went to catch the fish.

The general sneered, so playful, except for the red dress, where is it like his powerful sword that has killed countless enemies?

Thinking that the hem of the clothes was too long, the young man lifted up the hem, revealing his fair calf, and the stream water splashed lightly, sticking to his jade-like skin.

The general was stunned, and suddenly remembered that there were two words engraved on the sword: the sheath is closed.

The dream was haloed, the general looked at the figure of the young man, and asked softly, "Is your name engraved on the sword?"

The young man bent over, threw himself into the water and made a splash, and replied absent-mindedly, "Maybe it's true."

"The sheath is closed, the sheath is closed." The general said slowly several times in his heart.

"This name is not auspicious, why not change it."

The young man got excited, turned around in surprise, and threw himself into the general's arms very accurately this time, "Okay, okay, Ah Shu, give me a new name."

The general lowered his eyes, his heart skipped a beat.

"Take the right half of the sheath character as the surname." The general looked into the clear eyes of the person in his arms, "Ming and Ming are the same pronunciation, which means suddenly enlightened, clear and wise."

In this way, it is...

There was a smile in the general's eyes, his thin lips moved slightly, and he slowly uttered two words: "...Xiao Ming."

The young man's eyebrows and eyes are curved, and in an instant, a hundred flowers bloom, and ten thousand birds sing together.

The author has something to say: Xiao Ming: You will pay me!

Yan Shu: Then what do you want?

Xiao Ming: Take it off for the Lord, and lie down obediently.

Yan Shu stripped naked and lay down expectantly.

Xiao Ming: ...Why do I feel that I am the one who suffers...

Yan Shu: Don't talk, hold me tight.

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If there are no accidents, there should be another world, I post four, the next world is really the last one (pat your chest)