You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Yan Shu had long legs and caught up with Xiao Ming in no time.

The two walked side by side, a large row of camphor trees were planted on both sides of the campus, and when the wind blew, there was a rustling sound, the cool breeze was blowing, and the street lamps were dim, making the black figures of the two of them look very long.

Going back after walking, Xiao Ming, who was exhausted after walking all day, kicked off his shoes and flew onto the sofa. While pressing the remote control to turn on the TV, he fished out the big white box he brought this morning. The plastic bag of rabbit toffee, threw a few toffee in his mouth and chewed.

Xiao Ming lay on his stomach leisurely like a seal, kicking his curled calf up and down in mid-air, the socks had already slipped to his toes, hanging dangerously with the shaking.

Yan Shu stretched out his hands to grab Xiao Ming's restless feet. The young man's feet were delicate and well-proportioned, as delicate as suet to the touch. Yan Shu let go of his hands and pinched them.

This pinching was addictive, the man concentrated his attention, and unknowingly pinched Xiao Ming's smooth and moist calf, passed through the white and soft thigh, and pinched to the round and soft steamed bun.

Xiao Ming twisted his buttocks on the sofa, dodging the big pinching hand.

Yan Shu leaned over and pressed Xiao Ming under him, biting the base of Xiao Ming's ears, his voice was as hoarse as sandpaper, "I want to eat the white rabbit too."

Xiao Ming was so crushed that he couldn't move, so he had to use his still movable hand to push a candy backhand and try to stuff it into the man's mouth.

As soon as the man hid, he turned Xiao Ming over to face him, and stretched out his hand to lift Xiao Ming's jacket.

Xiao Ming came to his senses, covered his chest tightly, and closed his eyes tightly, "Fuck, rascal!"

There was a lot of fuss, before going to bed, the two of them lay down on the bed, Yan Shu turned sideways and took out a small book with a yellow cover from the bedside table.

Yan Shu wrapped Xiao Ming into his arms, "I borrowed a book from the library two days ago, I can tell you a bedtime story."

Xiao Ming was in high spirits, and no one had ever told him a bedtime story before.

360: Yellow cover, bedtime story... Am I thinking too much, hey, hey, hey?

Xiao Ming snatched it up and took a look. There were five big bold black words on the yellow cover: Bedtime Jokes Collection.

Next to it is a row of fine slanted characters: Sleep a few times and wake up.

360 speechless: ...It seems that I am overthinking.

When Xiao Ming remembered the first world, the person in front of him was still a child, so small and soft that he could be hugged with one hand. At that time, he was lying on the bed and telling Yan Shu a bedtime story. When the memory came back, Xiao Ming shook Yan Shu's arm, "Let me tell you."

Xiao Ming opened the yellow book, cleared his throat, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Yan Shu: "..."

Yan Shu took out the crumpled brochure from Xiao Ming's hand, helplessly, "Let me tell you."

Yan Shu never told Xiao Ming a joke.

However, after tonight, he will never tell Xiao Ming any more jokes.

For the next three days Xiao Ming would laugh whenever he saw him, with snot and tears flowing everywhere, like a patient suffering from epilepsy.

On the second day of cooking lunch, Xiao Ming also dragged the man's thighs, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Helplessly, Yan Shu turned off the fire with pampering, picked up Xiao Ming, and put him on the cooking table.

Xiao Ming smiled so crookedly in front of the man that he couldn't even close his mouth. The saliva that he didn't have time to swallow accumulated in his half-open mouth and overflowed from the corner of his mouth.

Yan Shu stuck out his tongue, and slowly swept away the drop of fine wine, while pinching Xiao Ming's slender legs.

There is a piece of soft toffee hidden in Xiao Ming's pants, Yan Shuxiao has been thinking for a long time, since lunch can't be done now, why not have some dessert first.

Xiao Ming's taffy has a light vanilla and creamy taste, put it in your mouth to lick, rinse, and suck, and after a while, the sweet and fudge heart will flow out.

Fragrant and mellow, soft and long.

Now Xiao Ming couldn't care less about laughing, he pulled the man's hair weakly, his back tensed and he leaned back.

Witness the whole 360: dirty fuck said.

A few days later, a notice came from the school radio that the principal wanted to see the two of them.

Xiao Ming was nervous, why did the principal find them?It must be a rumor.

Xiao Ming pinched the corner of Yan Shu's clothes and worried, "It won't affect you, right?"

The man looked like an old god, he was not nervous at all, and even comforted Xiao Ming.

Entering the air-conditioned principal's office, there was an old man sitting at a mahogany square table, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, with a stern face, full of anger, and asked scoldingly, "The rumors of the past two days were very serious, what's going on?" ?”

Yan Shufang softened his voice, "Grandpa, you all said it was a rumor, of course it's not true."

Xiao Ming's eyes widened.

The principal is Yan Shu's grandfather?

that, that and now...

Xiao Ming's mind went blank. He didn't prepare at all, so he just met the man's family?

Xiao Ming said urgently: 6666666 quickly help me to see, am I handsome enough today?

360: Oh, don't worry, it's not just a matter of a day or two that you're ugly.

Yan Shu tugged at Xiao Ming's hand, "Good boy, call me Grandpa."

Xiao Ming's face was blushing, and he lowered his head, not daring to see the old man's reaction. It took him a long time before he faltered, "...Hi, Grandpa."

The old man blew his beard and stared, "Didn't you say that the rumors are false!"

The man frowned in distress, sighed and said melancholy, "Yeah, I haven't tried it in the playground yet."

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

Seeing his grandson's serious appearance, the old man's face changed quickly, and he smiled all of a sudden, "This kid is really handsome, come, come, come and show me."

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

The expected scathing criticism did not come, but instead turned into a harmonious household survey meeting. Xiao Ming was still in a state of disarray until he left the principal's office.

On the way back, Xiao Ming held Yan Shu's hand and looked at the man with confusion.

Yan Shu patted the hair on Xiao Ming's head, "My dad came out of a test tube."

Xiao Ming didn't understand.

Yan Shu explained carefully, "Grandpa also likes men, so my dad is a test-tube baby."

360: It's really an ironclad sexuality, an ancestral homosexual.

Xiao Ming: ...

No wonder the old man accepted it so happily.

Having not returned to the dormitory for many days, Xiao Ming thought about going back.

Yan Shu pulled Xiao Ming back, bit Xiao Ming's ear and said, "Move to my place."

Xiao Ming scratched his head: "Isn't it too good..."

Yan Shu asked back: "If there is anything wrong, the principal agrees."

Xiao Ming felt awkward, "Then, how do you tell others?"

Yan Shu blew hot air into Xiao Ming's ear, "Let's just say...Professor Yan really can't let go of that ecstasy. He's so shameless that he insists on you being responsible."

The word "hard" is accentuated.

A red cloud floated over Xiao Ming's face, like a big watermelon cut open, revealing the bright red flesh.

With all his strength, Xiao Ming shook off Yan Shu's hand and ran ahead.

After only a few steps, Xiao Ming slowed down, and finally he was nailed to the spot like a root.

Confused, Yan Shu looked up and saw a handsome young man in a white shirt coming towards them.

Although Yan Shu had expressed his thoughts yesterday, Xiao Ming still stiffened unconsciously when he saw Xiao Mi.

Xiao Mi hummed a song and came walking, and when he passed the two of them, he was suddenly taken aback, and suddenly stretched out his hand to grab Yan Shu's wrist, the man reacted quickly, took a step back, sideways to avoid Xiao Mi's hand.

Xiao Mi didn't care, he just stared at the man's face, his eyes became more and more confused from the beginning of the inquiry, "You...you look familiar... "

Xiao Mi lost his mind, and took a small step forward, "Where did you see it...?"

Yan Shu frowned, and dragged Xiao Ming away without saying a word.

Xiao Mi stayed where he was, staring at the backs of the two who were going away, with a haze flashing in his eyes.

Xiao Ming was surprised: 6, what's going on?

360: Ming, you see that Yan Shu is so attractive, why don't you change someone?

Xiao Ming didn't understand why 360 didn't like Yan Shu, and always gave him these strange suggestions.

Xiao Ming is puzzled: Why does Xiao Mi feel that Yan Shu is familiar?Did he wear it too?

360 muttered in a low voice: If you didn't get along with Yan Shu, he wouldn't appear.

Xiao Ming couldn't hear clearly: Huh?

360: It's nothing, it's probably a common way to strike up a conversation.

What the system said made sense, but Xiao Ming couldn't refute it.

After that day, Xiao Ming began to grow wisdom teeth.

For Xiao Ming, who takes food as his daily life, the most tormenting thing is wisdom tooth pain.

Xiao Ming lay down on the dinner table aggrieved, covering his sore left cheek with one hand, he didn't understand: 66, why do people grow wisdom teeth?

360: I thought wisdom teeth would only grow on smart people. I am really knowledgeable.

Xiao Ming: ...

Yan Shu cooked the porridge, added finely chopped spinach leaves to the porridge, and the soft and tender white tofu was effervescent in the broken glutinous porridge.

Xiao Ming was in so much pain that he couldn't eat.

"Open your mouth and let me see."

Xiao Ming raised his head obediently, "Ah—" he opened his mouth to show the man his aching wisdom teeth.

Yan Shu stuck out his tongue and licked a tooth, "Is it here?"

With his mouth open, Xiao Ming couldn't speak, so he shook his head.

"That's here?"

The man was not partial at all, he took care of every tooth in Xiao Ming's mouth, and played a good role in the fine royal tradition of equal exposure to rain and dew.

It was not until the end that I licked the wisdom teeth that had just emerged from the innermost gums.

The soreness came from the root of the teeth, and Xiao Ming burst into tears from the pain, but he didn't dare to close his mouth for fear of biting the man's tongue, so he nodded with tears in his eyes.

Yan Shu patted Xiao Ming's head and coaxed, "Drink the porridge, and I will take you to the hospital to have your wisdom teeth pulled."

After coming to the world, Xiao Ming was overwhelmed when he saw the nurses and sisters in the hospital.

The nurse was probably still in the internship period, and her smile was a little stiff and unfamiliar. When the dentist just put the anesthesia needle into Xiao Ming's mouth for injection, the nurse stared straight at the dentist's hand, her body stiffened, and her body was broken into pieces. Read, "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts..."

Xiao Ming began to wonder who the person who pulled the tooth was.

Xiao Ming: ...Why are all nurses in the world so magical?

360: Maybe it's because you're upset.

When he came out of the hospital, Xiao Ming still heard the nurse's "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts..."

Xiao Ming's cheek was biting cotton, and it looked like a large lump from the outside, like a meatball in his mouth. At night, Xiao Ming's left cheek was swollen and high.

Yan Shu kissed Xiao Ming's swollen cheek, and comforted him, "It's very cute."

Xiao Ming pouted, although he had heard this reassurance many times, let's just take it as the truth.

Xiao Ming turned his back and put his right face on the pillow.

The man's body was attached to his back, his arms passed through his armpits, and he hugged Xiao Ming tightly from behind.

With the cotton in his mouth, Xiao Ming mumbled, "Here (so hot)."

That being said, neither of them intended to change positions.

Yan Shu licked the back of Xiao Ming's neck and said goodnight softly.

Xiao Ming's heart was sticky and full of unspeakable emotions. Before falling asleep, Xiao Ming thought in a daze.

If he could go on like this, his life would be considered complete.

360: The main goal [Xiao Ming] has collected 100 smile points, all tasks have been completed, the plan to clear the grudge is completed, and the countdown to return is 10 minutes.

Xiao Ming woke up in a jerk, his heart was beating suddenly, the back of his head was throbbing with pain, and he said in a panic: 6, what are you talking about?Didn't I... have returned to reality?

360 did not answer.

Xiao Ming anxiously clenched the man's hand.

The man didn't respond.

Xiao Ming turned over and shook the man.

"Yan Shu?"

The man maintained his original posture, like a Sleeping Beauty who had been enchanted and fell into a deep sleep, and even stopped breathing.

Suddenly, the air stopped flowing, the noise outside the window suddenly disappeared, and the curtains floated in the air and stopped moving.

Xiao Ming stood upside down with a cold hair behind him, glanced at the room, and the alarm clock on the bedside table stopped.

Xiao Ming felt cold all over: What's going on?

The world is still?

Xiao Ming felt as if he had sunk into the bottom of the sea, and the heavy waves made him unable to breathe.

360 sighed: Haven't remembered yet, idiot.

360: All the worlds here exist for you.From the beginning to the end, there is only one person whose resentment needs to be eliminated, and that is you.

Xiao Ming's hands and feet are cold: No, don't be kidding, I have any resentment that needs to be eliminated...

360: Not only do you have too much resentment, but you also kill a lot. If it wasn't for the underworld to rectify, how could an evil spirit like you have such a good chance to experience this?

Xiao Ming's lips trembled, and in a trance, a desert with flying yellow sand flashed in front of his eyes, with gold and iron horses, and the sky was full of blood.

The man was wearing armor and knelt in the flying yellow sand, holding a broken sword in his arms, and dark red blood flowed on the ground.

Unconsciously, Xiao Ming's eyes were filled with hot tears, his heart was tightly grasped, and he clenched the man's hand uneasily.

what happened?

Xiao Ming closed his eyes, his heart full of embarrassment.

he……

He is dead?

360 was silent for a long time before saying: You are not only dead, you have been dead for a long time.

Xiao Ming looked at Yan Shu who was fixed in front of his eyes, the man's face became blurred, only the slight smile at the corner of his mouth was clearly fixed on the man's face.

This person is...

"...Ashu."

Sobs escaped from the corner of Xiao Ming's mouth.

"Fake, all of them are fake."

So many worlds.

Yan Shu's eyelashes trembled slightly, and then slowly, as if overcoming something, the man moved slowly like a tape.

Following Yan Shu's movements, the whole world suddenly shook, and the sky and the earth became dizzy for a moment, the earth trembled and the mountains shook, and the mountains and rivers roared.

The building blocks carefully piled up like a child were pushed down, the house began to shake and collapse, the limestone on the wall cracked and fell down, and there was a loud rumbling sound in the distance.

Xiao Ming felt like he was having a nightmare.

In the violent shock, the man reached out and gently wiped away the tears from the corners of Xiao Ming's eyes.

"It's all fake, but I'm real."

Yan Shu lowered his head and kissed Xiao Ming's wet eyes: "We are real."

The author has something to say: Ah...I wonder if this article has been cursed...

No matter how hard I try, it doesn't look like it's going to finish (squat down and circle)