You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 72 The Real World (8)
Professor Yan not only likes Xiao Ming's big steamed buns, but also his favorite.
Professor Yan accepted Xiao Ming's door-to-door service frankly but happily.
Eating steamed buns early in the morning was a bit monotonous, so Professor Yan cooked a big pot of hot butter, broke off the big steamed buns in his hand, smeared them into the gaps of the steamed buns, until the white steamed buns were filled with sticky butter, After one sip, the aftertaste is endless.
The product tastes great, the service attitude is good, and it must be a five-star praise.
Xiao Ming managed to recover some of his throat after raising it for a whole night, but now it is tearing and hurting again.
The man was very distressed, so he lowered his head and blocked Xiao Ming's mouth.
Now Xiao Ming couldn't say "Mmmmmmmm".
After tossing and tossing, Xiao Ming closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, it was one o'clock in the afternoon.
Yan Shu wrapped his arms around his waist and took a nap on the bed with his eyes closed.
Xiao Ming moved his body and realized that a sausage was forcibly stuffed into the steamed bun, Xiao Ming changed his face.
Sensing Xiao Ming's movement, Yan Shu opened his eyes, leaned into Xiao Ming's ear and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
His voice was low and hoarse after waking up, and the man looked upright again, making it impossible to think that it was the same person playing hooligans under the quilt.
With a blushing face, Xiao Ming took Yan Shu's hand away from him, struggling to sit up.
Just when Xiao Ming stood up, Yan Shu pulled Xiao Ming back into his arms with a force.
Xiao Ming's forehead hit the man's chest, turning red.
The man's meaning was obvious, he was going to spend a whole day in bed with Xiao Ming.
The sultry air in the afternoon was raging in the room, Xiao Ming leaned sideways on Yan Shu's chest, put his ears on the man's warm chest, and moved up and down with his slight breathing movements.
Xiao Ming tilted his head and thought for a while, the two of them seemed to have never dated in this world.
360: To be honest, you guys haven't even spoken properly in this world.
I couldn't think about it before, but now that I calmed down and recalled it carefully, Xiao Ming also felt that something was wrong.
The man's familiarity and intimacy with him is definitely not out of thin air.
Xiao Ming asked 360 for verification: 6, did Yan Shu also experience those worlds with me?Otherwise, why do we develop so fast?
360 reluctantly said: Maybe it's just because you are good-looking.
Xiao Ming asked: Is there another person living in Yan Shu's body?How did he say that I used to call him Ashu? What's going on? 66?did i forget something
360: You...
360 was about to say something, when suddenly an alarm bell sounded: warning, warning, the system does not have permission to answer this question.
After waiting for a long time, Xiao Ming didn't wait for the second half of 360's sentence: 66?Why don't you say it?
360: Oh, the topic is too boring, I accidentally stumbled.
Xiao Ming: ...
Xiao Ming couldn't figure it out, and 360 was vague, so he might as well forget about it.
Xiao Ming buried his head deeply in front of the man, exposing his hot and red ears, "I, let's go on a date."
Yan Shu pondered, reached out and touched the flesh on Xiao Ming's waist, frowned and asked, "Can you walk?"
Xiao Ming shrugged his shoulders, blinked and nodded.
But what do ordinary couples do on a date?
The dressed two stood on the street outside the campus, looking at the empty street, a little silly.
The temperature in the afternoon was extremely high, and the air seemed to be deformed and distorted by the heat. Waves of hot waves hit, and the surfaces of objects in sight were covered with a layer of scorching heat.
Those who come out to date in such a ghostly weather probably really are each other's true love.
Xiao Ming comforted himself like this.
"How about going to the movies?" Xiao Ming thought for a long time, but he could only think of this essential item for dating.
The two went to the nearest mall.
Regarding what movie to watch, the two agree surprisingly.
A new blockbuster movie about ancient wars was shown in the theater. The background of the big poster was the vast desert. Only the dark back of a man in armor could be seen. Pointing to the sky, the hem of his clothes is fluttering, and the whole world is connected behind him, leaving this person alone in this lonely desert.
Xiao Ming stood in front of the poster with a dazed expression, suddenly a little confused.
When Yan Shu bought the couple tickets and came back, Xiao Ming was still standing there, staring at the poster in a daze.
Seeing that Xiao Ming looked at the person in the poster without blinking his eyes, Yan Shu pulled Xiao Ming into his arms in dissatisfaction, and waved the bought ticket in his hand, trying to call Xiao Ming's soul back.
Xiao Ming came back to his senses, reached out and snatched the movie ticket from the man's hand, and put it in front of his eyes, "Hey! You can scratch the prize!"
Xiao Ming is experienced, and his well-manicured nails came out in a few strokes in the scratching area.
Xiao Ming, who won the prize for the first time, was so excited that he happily dragged Yan Shu to the front desk to claim the prize.
The prize is a bucket of sweet and crunchy popcorn.
The barrel is half as tall as a man.
If you want to bring it into the screening hall, it means that the two of you need to buy an extra ticket to place the popcorn bucket that is half the height of a person.
Xiao Ming held the prize he had scratched out for the first time in 20 years, and refused to let go.
Yan Shu helplessly rubbed Xiao Ming's broken hair, and went to buy an extra ticket without complaint.
After nearly two hours of a movie, Xiao Ming just buried himself in eating popcorn.
If Yan Shu hadn't caught Xiao Ming's half-slumped body in the bucket at the very end of the movie, Xiao Ming might have been stuck upside down in the popcorn bucket like a seedling.
After leaving the movie theater, Xiao Ming was still reminiscing about the crunchy and corny taste of the popcorn he just had in his mouth.
Yan Shu walked aside with a heavy expression.
He has obviously never been to the desert, but the flying yellow sand, the flames of war, and the gold and iron horses, which one is not clearly engraved in his mind?
Even the smell of blood in the air could be faintly smelled, as if he had experienced it himself.
Thinking of the smoky desert, he felt a palpitation, as if something was lost there.
Thinking of this, Yan Shu couldn't help squeezing Xiao Ming's hand, feeling uneasy for some reason.
Yan Shu quickened his pace, and when he reached a corner where there was no one, Xiao Ming was immediately wrapped in a strong embrace, and the man bowed his head and kissed him.
The boy's mouth smelled of milky sweet corn, and his soft tongue responded obediently, Yan Shu could not restrain himself from hugging him even tighter.
Xiao Ming was dizzy and numb from the kiss, and he didn't know what kind of stimulation Yan Shu had received, so he had to open his mouth obediently to bear it.
When Yan Shu stopped, Xiao Ming's lips were swollen from being sucked, and they were pouting at the moment, glowing with a layer of water.
Yan Shu didn't explain either, she held Xiao Ming's hand tightly, and wandered around the mall again.
Passing by a distinctive clothing store, there are all kinds of ancient decorations in the window, and the dazzling red is very eye-catching.
Yan Shu stopped in her tracks, staring at the red color in silence.
Xiao Ming took a closer look, and there was a set of phoenix coronets and Xiapei in the window, with tassels hanging down, embroidered with dragon, phoenix and peonies with gold thread, and a pair of red embroidered shoes next to it.
With a red face, Xiao Ming hurriedly pulled the man away.
Thinking of the man calling his present a dowry this morning, Xiao Ming blushed and was at a loss.
Xiao Ming just lowered his head and rushed away, but the fierce man stopped, and now Xiao Ming couldn't pull it no matter what.
I don't know what the man saw this time, Xiao Ming looked in Yan Shu's direction, his face paled instantly, and his heart beat violently.
Xiao Mi is wearing a white shirt and light blue jeans, with his pockets in his pockets hanging around, his whole demeanor is clean and refreshing, like a ray of breeze in the summer sun.
Sensing the gazes of the two, the boy not far away raised his head and met the gazes of the two.
Xiao Ming was so nervous that his whole body was tense, his mouth and tongue were dry, his hands were wet with sweat, and he couldn't grasp the man's hand firmly.
If Yan Shu had experienced those worlds with him, would he admit his mistake now?
Xiao Ming used five worlds on Xiao Mi's face, and now he is still in a daze when looking at it face to face.
After a while, Yan Shu looked away, and dragged Xiao Ming away expressionlessly.
Xiao Ming couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, bit his lip and tentatively said, "Well, do you feel familiar with that person just now?"
Yan Shu stood still and looked into Xiao Ming's eyes seriously.
The person in front of him had clear eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, and looked soft, sweet, tender and juicy.
Speaking of familiarity...
Yan Shu put his palms together with Xiao Ming's, interlocking his fingers.
The appearance of the person just now did make him feel very familiar, but he knew very clearly that what he was looking for and what he wanted was always the person in front of him.
There were several forces in his heart pulling each other. On the one hand, he felt that the boy didn't seem to look like this, and on the other hand, he felt that the boy should have looked like this.
On the one hand, it is his nature to think that the boy is stupid.
on the other hand......
I also feel that the boy shouldn't be so stupid, he should...
What should it be?
Yan Shu's head hurts and he can't think.
In the end, the dating place of the two was reduced to the library in the school.
There are not many people who come to the library on a hot day, just a few here and there. In the quiet library, only the rustling of paper pages and the shallow breathing of the man beside him can be heard.
Xiao Ming rubbed the rough paper with his fingertips, turned his head slightly, and he could see the man sitting beside him.
Xiao Ming bent the corner of his mouth, turned his head to the side, pillowed on the man's shoulder, and took a good nap.
This afternoon nap is filled with the scorching sun and the faint smell of ink in the library.
The two spent the night in the library.
After dinner, Yan Shu took Xiao Ming to the playground for a walk.
Xiao Ming couldn't help but think of that absurd rumor, where he raped the man, obviously he was the one who got raped.
Apparently Yan Shu also wanted to go together, raised his eyebrows and put his arms around Xiao Ming's waist, and asked in a low voice, "Why don't we come to the playground once?"
Xiao Ming obviously didn't want to confirm the rumors, he broke away from the man's hand with a blushing face, quickened his pace and hurriedly moved away from Yan Shu, fearing that the man would be a hungry wolf, so he would get him here.
Seeing Xiao Ming running away, a smile flashed across Yan Shu's face.
A round of slanting moon hangs carelessly in the dark night sky above the head, curved like the handsome eyebrows of a young man.
The man's eyes were full of mist, he paused, Yan Shu moved his long legs, and slowly followed Xiao Ming.
It's different where you eat steamed buns, the man comforted himself.
The author has something to say: Well, babies!Lao Jiu's pre-receipt pit has slightly changed the text!
I want to change the genre in the next article, so I shouldn’t write about wearing it soon (don’t slap your face)
I should give it a try in the entertainment industry (currently this is tentatively...but it depends on the mood)
The main character is still a little monk, but the original type of fast time travel has been changed to: ancient wear today + entertainment circle + system, you can take a look at the copywriting, if you don't like it, of course you can only choose to continue to forgive Lao Jiu (Tan Shou)
Professor Yan accepted Xiao Ming's door-to-door service frankly but happily.
Eating steamed buns early in the morning was a bit monotonous, so Professor Yan cooked a big pot of hot butter, broke off the big steamed buns in his hand, smeared them into the gaps of the steamed buns, until the white steamed buns were filled with sticky butter, After one sip, the aftertaste is endless.
The product tastes great, the service attitude is good, and it must be a five-star praise.
Xiao Ming managed to recover some of his throat after raising it for a whole night, but now it is tearing and hurting again.
The man was very distressed, so he lowered his head and blocked Xiao Ming's mouth.
Now Xiao Ming couldn't say "Mmmmmmmm".
After tossing and tossing, Xiao Ming closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, it was one o'clock in the afternoon.
Yan Shu wrapped his arms around his waist and took a nap on the bed with his eyes closed.
Xiao Ming moved his body and realized that a sausage was forcibly stuffed into the steamed bun, Xiao Ming changed his face.
Sensing Xiao Ming's movement, Yan Shu opened his eyes, leaned into Xiao Ming's ear and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
His voice was low and hoarse after waking up, and the man looked upright again, making it impossible to think that it was the same person playing hooligans under the quilt.
With a blushing face, Xiao Ming took Yan Shu's hand away from him, struggling to sit up.
Just when Xiao Ming stood up, Yan Shu pulled Xiao Ming back into his arms with a force.
Xiao Ming's forehead hit the man's chest, turning red.
The man's meaning was obvious, he was going to spend a whole day in bed with Xiao Ming.
The sultry air in the afternoon was raging in the room, Xiao Ming leaned sideways on Yan Shu's chest, put his ears on the man's warm chest, and moved up and down with his slight breathing movements.
Xiao Ming tilted his head and thought for a while, the two of them seemed to have never dated in this world.
360: To be honest, you guys haven't even spoken properly in this world.
I couldn't think about it before, but now that I calmed down and recalled it carefully, Xiao Ming also felt that something was wrong.
The man's familiarity and intimacy with him is definitely not out of thin air.
Xiao Ming asked 360 for verification: 6, did Yan Shu also experience those worlds with me?Otherwise, why do we develop so fast?
360 reluctantly said: Maybe it's just because you are good-looking.
Xiao Ming asked: Is there another person living in Yan Shu's body?How did he say that I used to call him Ashu? What's going on? 66?did i forget something
360: You...
360 was about to say something, when suddenly an alarm bell sounded: warning, warning, the system does not have permission to answer this question.
After waiting for a long time, Xiao Ming didn't wait for the second half of 360's sentence: 66?Why don't you say it?
360: Oh, the topic is too boring, I accidentally stumbled.
Xiao Ming: ...
Xiao Ming couldn't figure it out, and 360 was vague, so he might as well forget about it.
Xiao Ming buried his head deeply in front of the man, exposing his hot and red ears, "I, let's go on a date."
Yan Shu pondered, reached out and touched the flesh on Xiao Ming's waist, frowned and asked, "Can you walk?"
Xiao Ming shrugged his shoulders, blinked and nodded.
But what do ordinary couples do on a date?
The dressed two stood on the street outside the campus, looking at the empty street, a little silly.
The temperature in the afternoon was extremely high, and the air seemed to be deformed and distorted by the heat. Waves of hot waves hit, and the surfaces of objects in sight were covered with a layer of scorching heat.
Those who come out to date in such a ghostly weather probably really are each other's true love.
Xiao Ming comforted himself like this.
"How about going to the movies?" Xiao Ming thought for a long time, but he could only think of this essential item for dating.
The two went to the nearest mall.
Regarding what movie to watch, the two agree surprisingly.
A new blockbuster movie about ancient wars was shown in the theater. The background of the big poster was the vast desert. Only the dark back of a man in armor could be seen. Pointing to the sky, the hem of his clothes is fluttering, and the whole world is connected behind him, leaving this person alone in this lonely desert.
Xiao Ming stood in front of the poster with a dazed expression, suddenly a little confused.
When Yan Shu bought the couple tickets and came back, Xiao Ming was still standing there, staring at the poster in a daze.
Seeing that Xiao Ming looked at the person in the poster without blinking his eyes, Yan Shu pulled Xiao Ming into his arms in dissatisfaction, and waved the bought ticket in his hand, trying to call Xiao Ming's soul back.
Xiao Ming came back to his senses, reached out and snatched the movie ticket from the man's hand, and put it in front of his eyes, "Hey! You can scratch the prize!"
Xiao Ming is experienced, and his well-manicured nails came out in a few strokes in the scratching area.
Xiao Ming, who won the prize for the first time, was so excited that he happily dragged Yan Shu to the front desk to claim the prize.
The prize is a bucket of sweet and crunchy popcorn.
The barrel is half as tall as a man.
If you want to bring it into the screening hall, it means that the two of you need to buy an extra ticket to place the popcorn bucket that is half the height of a person.
Xiao Ming held the prize he had scratched out for the first time in 20 years, and refused to let go.
Yan Shu helplessly rubbed Xiao Ming's broken hair, and went to buy an extra ticket without complaint.
After nearly two hours of a movie, Xiao Ming just buried himself in eating popcorn.
If Yan Shu hadn't caught Xiao Ming's half-slumped body in the bucket at the very end of the movie, Xiao Ming might have been stuck upside down in the popcorn bucket like a seedling.
After leaving the movie theater, Xiao Ming was still reminiscing about the crunchy and corny taste of the popcorn he just had in his mouth.
Yan Shu walked aside with a heavy expression.
He has obviously never been to the desert, but the flying yellow sand, the flames of war, and the gold and iron horses, which one is not clearly engraved in his mind?
Even the smell of blood in the air could be faintly smelled, as if he had experienced it himself.
Thinking of the smoky desert, he felt a palpitation, as if something was lost there.
Thinking of this, Yan Shu couldn't help squeezing Xiao Ming's hand, feeling uneasy for some reason.
Yan Shu quickened his pace, and when he reached a corner where there was no one, Xiao Ming was immediately wrapped in a strong embrace, and the man bowed his head and kissed him.
The boy's mouth smelled of milky sweet corn, and his soft tongue responded obediently, Yan Shu could not restrain himself from hugging him even tighter.
Xiao Ming was dizzy and numb from the kiss, and he didn't know what kind of stimulation Yan Shu had received, so he had to open his mouth obediently to bear it.
When Yan Shu stopped, Xiao Ming's lips were swollen from being sucked, and they were pouting at the moment, glowing with a layer of water.
Yan Shu didn't explain either, she held Xiao Ming's hand tightly, and wandered around the mall again.
Passing by a distinctive clothing store, there are all kinds of ancient decorations in the window, and the dazzling red is very eye-catching.
Yan Shu stopped in her tracks, staring at the red color in silence.
Xiao Ming took a closer look, and there was a set of phoenix coronets and Xiapei in the window, with tassels hanging down, embroidered with dragon, phoenix and peonies with gold thread, and a pair of red embroidered shoes next to it.
With a red face, Xiao Ming hurriedly pulled the man away.
Thinking of the man calling his present a dowry this morning, Xiao Ming blushed and was at a loss.
Xiao Ming just lowered his head and rushed away, but the fierce man stopped, and now Xiao Ming couldn't pull it no matter what.
I don't know what the man saw this time, Xiao Ming looked in Yan Shu's direction, his face paled instantly, and his heart beat violently.
Xiao Mi is wearing a white shirt and light blue jeans, with his pockets in his pockets hanging around, his whole demeanor is clean and refreshing, like a ray of breeze in the summer sun.
Sensing the gazes of the two, the boy not far away raised his head and met the gazes of the two.
Xiao Ming was so nervous that his whole body was tense, his mouth and tongue were dry, his hands were wet with sweat, and he couldn't grasp the man's hand firmly.
If Yan Shu had experienced those worlds with him, would he admit his mistake now?
Xiao Ming used five worlds on Xiao Mi's face, and now he is still in a daze when looking at it face to face.
After a while, Yan Shu looked away, and dragged Xiao Ming away expressionlessly.
Xiao Ming couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, bit his lip and tentatively said, "Well, do you feel familiar with that person just now?"
Yan Shu stood still and looked into Xiao Ming's eyes seriously.
The person in front of him had clear eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, and looked soft, sweet, tender and juicy.
Speaking of familiarity...
Yan Shu put his palms together with Xiao Ming's, interlocking his fingers.
The appearance of the person just now did make him feel very familiar, but he knew very clearly that what he was looking for and what he wanted was always the person in front of him.
There were several forces in his heart pulling each other. On the one hand, he felt that the boy didn't seem to look like this, and on the other hand, he felt that the boy should have looked like this.
On the one hand, it is his nature to think that the boy is stupid.
on the other hand......
I also feel that the boy shouldn't be so stupid, he should...
What should it be?
Yan Shu's head hurts and he can't think.
In the end, the dating place of the two was reduced to the library in the school.
There are not many people who come to the library on a hot day, just a few here and there. In the quiet library, only the rustling of paper pages and the shallow breathing of the man beside him can be heard.
Xiao Ming rubbed the rough paper with his fingertips, turned his head slightly, and he could see the man sitting beside him.
Xiao Ming bent the corner of his mouth, turned his head to the side, pillowed on the man's shoulder, and took a good nap.
This afternoon nap is filled with the scorching sun and the faint smell of ink in the library.
The two spent the night in the library.
After dinner, Yan Shu took Xiao Ming to the playground for a walk.
Xiao Ming couldn't help but think of that absurd rumor, where he raped the man, obviously he was the one who got raped.
Apparently Yan Shu also wanted to go together, raised his eyebrows and put his arms around Xiao Ming's waist, and asked in a low voice, "Why don't we come to the playground once?"
Xiao Ming obviously didn't want to confirm the rumors, he broke away from the man's hand with a blushing face, quickened his pace and hurriedly moved away from Yan Shu, fearing that the man would be a hungry wolf, so he would get him here.
Seeing Xiao Ming running away, a smile flashed across Yan Shu's face.
A round of slanting moon hangs carelessly in the dark night sky above the head, curved like the handsome eyebrows of a young man.
The man's eyes were full of mist, he paused, Yan Shu moved his long legs, and slowly followed Xiao Ming.
It's different where you eat steamed buns, the man comforted himself.
The author has something to say: Well, babies!Lao Jiu's pre-receipt pit has slightly changed the text!
I want to change the genre in the next article, so I shouldn’t write about wearing it soon (don’t slap your face)
I should give it a try in the entertainment industry (currently this is tentatively...but it depends on the mood)
The main character is still a little monk, but the original type of fast time travel has been changed to: ancient wear today + entertainment circle + system, you can take a look at the copywriting, if you don't like it, of course you can only choose to continue to forgive Lao Jiu (Tan Shou)
You'll Also Like
-
Douluo: I became Qian Renxue's follower and was forced to become a god
Chapter 262 6 hours ago -
Pirates: I become stronger by checking in on the plot island
Chapter 320 6 hours ago -
Naruto, the Cultivator
Chapter 462 6 hours ago -
Naruto: Lama Tobi was exposed by the sky curtain
Chapter 348 6 hours ago -
The pirates sat and forgot, and they really believed the nine truths and one lie.
Chapter 816 6 hours ago -
Hogwarts Lion Girl
Chapter 238 6 hours ago -
The original god was revealed, and I made everyone cry with my sword
Chapter 226 6 hours ago -
Pokémon Heart Journey
Chapter 198 6 hours ago -
Elf: Wanted to make money by lying down, but became a master
Chapter 201 6 hours ago -
Learn magic in Harry Potter
Chapter 386 6 hours ago