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Xiao Ming suspects that his son is a superman.

After tidying up the house and not sleeping all night, and doing such exhausting things in the shower, I still have the energy to draw.

Xiao Ming said with emotion: It’s good to be young.

Yan Shu was sitting at the desk, holding his breath and staring at the few pictures he drew last time, with a face of contemplation.

Then, very carefully, a human face was painted on each painting.

Xiao Ming also leaned forward, very curious.

This is incredible.

All the people in the painting are Gu Yi.

Gu Yi, who was holding a bowl and eating rice with puffy cheeks, Gu Yi who was sleeping with his eyes closed and showing his belly, Gu Yi who was wearing an apron and cooking porridge in the kitchen, Gu Yi who was slumping on the sofa and rubbing his belly, hugging Gu Yi was smiling foolishly while looking at the two little milk cats.

Xiao Ming felt angry for no reason: Humph!My son is really blind!He even fell in love with this ugly vixen!

360 didn't know what to say.

Can an ugly monster be a vixen?

This is not the point.

The point is, didn't the host find that those two little milk cats look familiar?

Before going out, he and Yiding cried and fainted in the toilet.

Yan Shuzai carefully drew the facial features of the person on the paper stroke by stroke, so subtle that even the shadow cast by the half-grain of rice stuck to the corner of Gu Yi's mouth was clearly drawn, and even the shadow cast by the half-grain of rice sticking to the corner of Gu Yi's mouth was clearly drawn. A small thread is also very clear.

Xiao Ming started spitting at the person on the paper.

360: ...

It's great to see my host being angry but helpless.

After Yan Shu finished painting, he put down his pen and held the drawing paper, frowning and lost in thought.

Where is it, something is wrong?

Xiao Ming leaned over, poked the face of the person in the painting and said angrily: What's wrong, what do you think?You unfilial son actually drew this ugly monster so beautifully!

It's a pity that Yan Shu couldn't hear Xiao Ming's words.

Yan Shu thought for a long time before picking up the pen again.

At this time, Xiao Ming floated onto the table unhappily, and farted in Yan Shu's face with a big ass.

Xiao Ming was still angry: Hmph, you should be glad that I can't poop.

360 watching a movie is very fun.

By the time Yan Shu put down his pen, his frowning eyebrows had already loosened, and his cold face like an ice pick in winter had melted away.

Xiao Ming decided to give Yan Shu another chance.

Xiao Ming floated to Yan Shu's side, and leaned over to look, the person on the drawing paper was still as good-looking as ever, the only difference was that there was an extra figure beside him.

So in every painting, Gu Yi is no longer alone.

Xiao Ming's gaze almost pierced the paper.

Xiao Ming: Hmph, I want to cut off friendship with my son for a whole world.

Xiao Ming had just finished announcing when his son took out another blank piece of paper, bowed his head and sketched something carefully.

Yan Shu pursed her lips, her expression was serious, her brows and eyes were full of concentration, Xiao Ming unconsciously moved closer.

Looking at it this way, it's even more incredible.

His son is actually drawing little yellow pictures!

On the paper is a naked man with Gu Yi's face, the contours of his body are gradually revealed, he is naked without any shoes, and the little guy under him is very low-key and inconspicuous.

The corners of Xiao Ming's eyes twitched, and he looked down at his matchstick.

I looked up and compared them again.

Xiao Ming: 6, this Gu Yi is actually the same model as mine!

360: Are you moved?In this world, you are no longer alone.

Xiao Ming wondered if 360 was cursing himself for not being human.

360 spoke again: Oh, I forgot to tell you that in this world, if you are three steps away from the target after getting on your body, or if you do not touch your body for more than 15 minutes, you will be forcibly turned back into a lonely ghost.

Xiao Ming didn't believe it: can such a thing be forgotten?

360: Hey.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming watched his son engrossed in drawing a certain part, not letting a single hair go, and it took him a long time to choke out a sentence: Hmph, this ugly man has really sharp eyes.

After finishing speaking, Xiao Ming pouted and floated aside, refusing to look at the naked man posing in the painting.

Having said that, Xiao Ming was still a little curious about how Yan Shu was doing, so he pretended not to care and sneaked a sideways glance.

This is unbelievable, Xiao Ming's face turned blue, purple and red.

Yan Shuzheng closed his eyes, gently pressed his lips to the naked body of the person in the painting, and kissed.

From the neck, chest, abdomen, to some unspeakable parts, the lips stayed there for a long time, and then kissed the thighs.

It seems that the person on the painting is to be taken apart and swallowed in one bite.

Xiao Ming turned his eyes away.

My heart is sore.

The embarrassing time finally passed, and Xiao Ming let out a foul breath.

After such a toss, half of the morning time is over.

In the evening, the company had a banquet, so Xiao Mingpiao stood aside and watched his son change at least thirty sets of clothes in front of the mirror, but he still couldn't find a suitable one.

The clothes on the bed had piled up like a hill, Xiao Ming floated onto the pile of clothes and started playing the game of spotting the difference.

When Yan Shu finally changed his clothes, almost all the clothes in the closet were lying dead on the bed. Xiao Ming glanced at the suit on the bed, and then at the suit on his son. After 10 minutes, Xiao Ming still decided to ask for help: 6 Ah, what is the difference between these?

360: Let me ask you, what are the same?

Not to mention the style and length, even the colors are all different.

Xiao Ming was puzzled: Aren't they all suits? I think they all look similar.

360 stopped talking, and it had to observe a second of silence for the target.

When Yan Daxing appeared in the hall, he was wearing a navy blue suit and a crisp white shirt. The shirt was unbuttoned with two buttons, and the open neckline revealed a beautiful neck and slightly convex collarbone.

A sky blue pocket square with a white border poked out a cute little head in the pocket on the left side of the chest.

In the past, it carried the breath of ice scum, but now it carries the smell of melting ice and snow, full of spring.

Everyone couldn't react.

After Yan Shu strode towards the sofa and sat down, everyone came back to their senses. Why do they feel that Yan Daxing is a little different today?

What exactly is different, everyone tilted their heads and thought about it.

Today's Yan Daxing is cold and playful, handsome and sexy, seems to be more than usual...

...Show off some?

As soon as the word came out, everyone fell silent.

So this evening, the word "Sao Bao" was very hotly searched on Weibo.

Even the obtuse Xiao Ming noticed the difference in his son: 6, why is my son not as cold as he first saw?I don't even want to sneeze when I see him.

360: Maybe it's the weather.

The tone was perfunctory, and Xiao Ming was very dissatisfied: 6, do you think I'm a fool?

360 paused: Is it obvious?

360's voice was a little excited: That's great, I'm afraid I'm too reserved and you don't know.

Xiao Ming feels that not all doubts need to be thoroughly investigated. Sometimes doubts can also be a kind of beauty.

Here, the director leaned over to Yan Shu and asked him, "Xiao Yan, what's wrong with Xiao Gu?"

A trace of panic flashed across Yan Shu's face, and he said blankly, "He, is he sick?"

The director shook his head and whispered to Yan Shu, "Xiao Gu's agent just told me that Xiao Gu seems to be forgetting things recently, like yesterday. On the way back, in the car, Xiao Gu even asked him what happened to the mv. After the filming is over, can you still film my show with Xiao Gu's body?"

Yan Shu frowned, but didn't speak.

"Xiao Yan..." The director wanted to say something, but there was another commotion at the door.

Everyone looked around, only to see that the visitor had a smile on his face, wearing a white shirt, making him look very gentle and clean.

Yan Shu stared at the man with a polite smile, feeling of uneasiness gradually spread in his heart.

wrong.

not him.

Yan Shu took a deep breath.

What is going on here?

Suppressing the uneasiness in his heart, Yan Shu stood up suddenly with his face covered with frost, stepped forward and grabbed the wrist of the visitor, and asked in a low voice, "Where did he go?"

The suction came, and before Xiao Ming had time to shout out a catchy line, he was already familiar with it.

Xiao Ming didn't understand Yan Shu's question, but he planned to pass on the lessons he had learned from 360 to his son, so Xiao Ming put his hand on Yan Shu's hand that was holding his wrist, and said earnestly, "Being a man, knowing that How interesting is it? You know, doubt is also a kind of beauty."

Yan Shu secretly exhaled, wrapped Xiao Ming's hand with his other free hand, and felt the delicate touch, Yan Shu softened the corners of his mouth, "You're here."

The big hand covers the small hand, and the small hand covers the big hand, like playing arhat.

The director was slapped hard by the dog food next to him.

The director covered his cheeks that hurt from being dumped, and said with a dry smile, "Xiao Gu, you are here."

When all the guests arrived, the boss of the company also showed his face.

The crowd chattered and squeezed their bodies to surround the man who looked extremely lazy.

Xiao Ming tiptoed to look, then rubbed his eyes, why did he feel that the boss of their company looks... a bit like Xiao Hei from the previous world?

Xiao Ming wanted to take a closer look, but he couldn't break free from his son's hand.

Sensing Xiao Ming's movements, Yan Shu put on a cold face and clenched his hands, "Where do you want to go?"

Go watch the boss, is my son okay?Xiao Ming was puzzled.

Before Xiao Ming could answer, Yan Shu let go of his hand.

Then, before Xiao Ming could react, he leaned over and hugged Xiao Ming by the waist. Xiao Ming felt his body fall. Close together, sitting sideways on Yan Shu's lap, with his hands still around the man's neck.

Xiao Ming looked like a small shrimp thrown into boiling water, not only was his whole body red, his back was arched.

Xiao Ming struggled to get down, Yan Shu put his arms around his waist, "The sofa is small, don't move around."

The director looked at the sofa that could accommodate at least four or five people. In order to cooperate with Yan Shu, the director lay down silently, occupying all the remaining seats on the sofa.

Xiao Ming: ...

The author has something to say: Stepmother: How is it!This is long enough!My prehistoric power has run out of balance!

If it grows thicker, my son will wonder if I am his real mother!

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Let me tell you, my old friend A and I decided to go to the movies today.

We decided on the time, place and where to have lunch.

Su friend A: Then I will buy tickets online!

Me: OK!

Su friend A: I bought it!

Su friend B came over: Hey, are you going to the movies?What are you looking at?

Me: A dog's mission.

Su Friend A: Beauty and the Beast.

I:? ? ? ?

Su friend A:? ? ? ?

So, we discussed so much, forget, discuss, what to watch, movie, too?

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ps. Ahhhh this world!Blackie is out! ! !

There will be a story about Xiao Hei in this world! ! !

Say it!Am I true love! !