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In the circle, a few people with winking eyes can see that Gu Yi, who usually looks gentle and gentle, is polite to everyone, but there is always a trace of inexplicable alienation and indifference towards Yan Shu.

Speaking of this matter, the agent next to him, Xiao Zhang, is the clearest.

When Gu Yi asked Yan Shu to confess his feelings that day, he accidentally hid in a corner and overheard a Mimi.

He didn't expect Gu Yi to have such a mood for Yan Shu. He originally wanted to listen to gossip secretly, but he didn't expect that Yan Daxing was very abnormal and didn't give any face.

——"You don't deserve to have this face."

The words Yan Daxing said made Xiao Zhang feel heartbroken when he thinks about it now. If he doesn’t like it, he can just find a more decent reason to refuse, such as “I like hairy legs”, or “I’m sorry I like It's the big `jiggling' and the like, which are quite innovative, so why be ugly and reject others.

And how good-looking Xiao Gu is, heh, burn Yan (Yan) dog to death.

What Xiao Zhang didn't expect was that Gu Yi didn't give up after being rejected by such an ugly face?

What Xiao Zhang didn't even expect was that Star Yan actually nodded this time.

It's been less than a month, and the whole body has not recovered so quickly. Why don't you dislike it now? !

Xiao Zhang decided to ask Gu Yi for the secret in private, and another day he would try to confess to the boss of the company to see if it worked, maybe the boss would raise his salary when he was happy.

After the work is over, everyone will go back to their respective homes.

Xiao Ming showed his old face and grabbed Yan Shu's hand, "You, are you leaving?"

Yan Shu turned her head and looked at Xiao Ming calmly.

"Uh, why don't you invite me to your house?" Xiao Ming suggested, not knowing that he looks like a lost woman who solicits customers on the street.

360: ...How much is it for one night?Even if it exceeds fifty cents.

Xiao Zhang next to him was speechless. The two big stars were developing so fast that he couldn't keep up.

They obviously have the same appearance, but in Yan Shu's eyes, he feels that the person in front of him is many times more pleasing to the eye than before.

Yan Daxing frowned slightly, and just when Xiao Zhang thought he was going to lose his temper, Yan opened his mouth.

——"The house is a little messy."

The voice sounded like there was really a hint of distress.

Xiao Ming, who stayed in that clean room for two weeks, said that his son was really too good at making excuses.

Being rejected so obviously, Xiao Ming had no choice but to turn around and leave, crying.

As soon as he got into the car, Xiao Ming was thrown out by the familiar suction force. After a while of dizziness, he found himself naked as always.

This time, he instantly shifted back to Yan Shu's side.

Xiao Ming leaned close to the face of Yan Shu who was resting in the car with his eyes closed, wishing he could give him two hot slaps.

Xiao Ming: Hmph, you are an unfilial son.

What Xiao Ming didn't expect was that the first thing Yan Shu did when he came home was to clean up the house.

What's even more unbelievable is that Yan Shu spent the whole night, and she actually floated by and watched the whole night.

Seeing that Yan Shu first brushed the pillow without even a single wrinkle over and over again, and then took the trouble to pat it fluffy again.

One shot, one shot, and another shot.

Xiao Ming was so bored that he started counting. Yan Shu, who pursued perfection, took 499 shots before carefully putting it back on the sofa.

However, Yan Shu still seemed dissatisfied. After pondering over it for a long time, he stretched out his hand and carefully moved the pillow a millimeter to the left.

One, millimeter, meter.

Then take another shot.

Exactly 500 strokes.

Xiao Ming: How did my son become such a dick?

360 has never had anything to say to Xiao Ming, who is so touching.

When it was dawn, Yan Shu finally cleaned up the house, Xiao Ming was very touched, and finally he could rest for a while.

360: Talk like you did something.

Xiao Ming: Floating is also tiring 66.

360: Tired of running naked?

Xiao Ming: ...I said I was tired, would you give me a dress?

360: Hey, no.

Xiao Ming, who is already familiar with 360 routines, doesn't feel sad at all this time.

Really.

Just a little bit at most.

Xiao Ming, who thought he could rest, didn't get his wish, because his son opened the closet, and Xiao Ming worried that Yan Shu would take out all the clothes and fold them again.

Xiao Ming has never seen Yan Shu open this closet before, but the closet, what other ideas can he have?

Xiao Ming pouted.

So Xiao Ming watched Yan Shu bend over for a while, and then took out a maid outfit with a pink bow tie, holding a pair of furry cat ears in his right hand.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming comforted himself that this was what his son was going to give to his future wife, so Xiao Ming took a deep breath, looked over Yan Shu's shoulder, and aimed at the full closet.

Then Xiao Ming felt that pretending to be a maid is really nothing, it's a big deal.

There are more than a dozen wigs in the closet.

Is it possible that his son has superpowers and predicted that his future wife will be bald?

360: Do you think it is possible?

Xiao Ming: Hey, hey.

There are also various rabbit outfits, cat outfits, puppy outfits, princess dresses, suspender skirts, and nightdresses in the cabinet.

#My son seems to have a transvestite, as his father, should I pretend not to know? Wait online! #

Xiao Ming is really scared, especially since he is bound to his son now, what will he do if Yan Shu does something ashamed and eye-catching like changing women's clothes in front of him woo woo woo!

Xiao Ming didn't worry about it for too long, because Yan Shu grabbed the maid outfit in his hand, somehow remembered something, and quickly threw it back with red ears.

Then he opened the cabinet next to him, picked up his pajamas and rushed to the bathroom.

Xiao Ming: This kid is really, how come he has so many problems, such a bad habit of taking a bath every day!

360 didn't know why he suddenly laughed obscenely: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

The last time 360 ​​laughed so wretchedly, it didn't seem to be a good thing.

Xiao Ming soon found out.

His son is hard.

In the bathroom, Xiao Ming moved his eyes, turned his back to Yan Shu and dared not look at him.

The sound of rushing water was mixed with the sound of heavy breathing.

Xiao Ming felt that he knew too many secrets about his son today.

The invisible dog chain is very short, not more than three steps away, making Xiao Ming feel the hot breath sticking to his back, and the rough panting sounds lingering around his ears, making his heart tingle.

And as a sexy wandering soul, Xiao Ming himself is also naked.

If the soul is also hard, then this scene is very embarrassing.

For the first time, Xiao Ming felt sincerely grateful that he was not human.

360: Hey, did I say that the soul will not be hard?

Xiao Ming had an ominous premonition, and slowly lowered his head.

Well, as a wandering soul, he is not only frank, but also probably the first little matchstick to be raised high.

Xiao Ming didn't know whether he should be proud or proud.

But Xiao Ming soon found that he had no other choice but to cry bitterly, because he couldn't touch himself at all.

Xiao Ming: Hehe.

This matter is a bit funny to say, but Xiao Ming doesn't think it at all.

Especially when I don't know why Yan Shu lasted so long today.

Xiao Ming felt that he might be the first wandering soul to explode and die.

The unbearable time passed extremely slowly, the lonely and empty Xiao Ming and the lonely and empty Little Matchstick were in the bathroom listening to Yan Shu's low growl, and then flew high with joy, and Little Matchstick cried sadly.

360: This is probably the origin of Crying Haw.

Xiao Ming: ...not funny.

The author has something to say: 360: How much is a night?Even if it exceeds fifty cents.

Xiao Ming: I... 500 million a night!

Yan Shu: No discount?

Xiao Ming: Then, then fifty cents...? …>_<…

360: ...Is it clearance?

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Stepmother: After looking at the word count, it’s really short as always...

I finally know who inherited my son's short size...

Let me tell you, love me even when I am short!