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You are ugly!You are the ugliest!

Xiao Ming found that facing his own face, the words were stuck in his throat and he couldn't say them.

Xiao Ming had no choice but to pretend that he didn't hear it.

360: You coward.

Xiao Ming shifted his gaze to his own son.

"Ah chirp!" However, his son was so cold, Xiao Ming sneezed several times.

The studio was finally set up, Yan Shu and Gu Yi's costumes and makeup were done, and everything was ready.

Gu Yi rode on the merry-go-round at the request of the photographer, and Xiao Ming was honored to be the horse being ridden.

Yan Shu stood behind Gu Yi and looked down at Xiao Ming.

Then, as if discovering something, Yan Shu moved closer to Xiao Ming's horse face.

Xiao Ming was excited: Son!it's me! !Did you recognize me! ! !

Yan Shu stared at the silly horse face in front of him for a while.

"Hey," Yan Shu straightened up, "It's so ugly."

Xiao Ming: ...Don't say anything, just cut off the relationship between father and son.

Under the command of the photographer, Yan Shu and Gu Yi posed several poses. Against the backdrop of the dreamy merry-go-round, the hard edges and corners of Yan Shu's face seemed a little softer, and the whole atmosphere seemed a little sweet.

The fans who watched from the sidelines were very excited.

"Ahhh, look at how cute Yiyi's smile is——"

"There is probably only Yiyi in this world who is worthy of my ice beauty!"

"Two cute ones! They really match each other!"

Unprepared, Xiao Ming was sprinkled with cold dog food.

That's not the case!Xiao Ming retorted, feeling a little depressed.

He was the closest to the two, so he could see the most clearly.

Seeing that the two people are quite harmonious on the surface, but there is no physical contact at all, and they create a feeling of intimacy through dislocation.

Xiao Ming felt a little more balanced in his heart.

Xiao Ming said angrily: The son I have raised for so many years, I can't be humiliated by this ugly monster!

360: Ugly?Are you talking about yourself?

Xiao Ming: Hmph.

An hour later, Xiao Ming was almost sleepy, and then he remembered to ask 360: 66, is the target this time really my son?I don't see resentment.

360: Oh, that's because I blocked it.

Xiao Ming is confused: Blocked?Why?

As soon as he finished asking, Xiao Ming saw that everything around him was shrouded in a black mist.

360: What do you think, idiot?

Then Xiao Ming's eyes lit up again, but this is strange, his own son is so successful in this world, yet there is still so much resentment?

When Xiao Ming was confused, the photographer who was very excited to shoot gave orders, asking Yan Shu to put his hands on the top of Gu Yi's head and rub his hair, and then asked Gu Yi to act docile and comfortable.

Both of them froze for an instant, and the scene seemed a little cold.

In the end, Gu Yi broke the deadlock.

At the moment when Gu Yi grabbed Yan Shu, Xiao Ming felt a strong suction that pulled him out, and after turning around several times, he was thrown into something again.

After a moment of dizziness, Xiao Ming opened his eyes, and saw his son's icy face pressed close together, with icicles still hanging on his eyelashes, Xiao Ming couldn't help but sneezed again.

A mouthful of saliva was sprayed on Yan Shu's face, and a face was emitting a faint air-conditioning.

Xiao Ming quickly reached out and wiped the saliva off Yan Shu's face, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Xiao Ming looked down at his hand, then reached out and squeezed Yan Shu's face.

Xiao Ming was dumbfounded: 6, am I becoming a genius?

360: That's right, you occupy the protagonist's body, so cherish it.

Xiao Ming felt that he was so stupid that he could become a genius by being a merry-go-round horse, and he even took the body of the protagonist of this world.

When Xiao Ming got excited, he cheerfully stretched out his hand and threw his son into his arms. Even Yan Shu was caught off guard by the series of actions, showing a slightly surprised expression.

With a "click", the flash lights up, and the photographer gestures to them with satisfaction, indicating that they can call it a day.

The fans in the outer circle screamed.

Xiao Ming was very happy, hugging Yan Shu and refused to let go.

Until the person in his arms pulled him away with a cold face, Xiao Ming was still enjoying himself.

Just as Yan Shu wanted to reprimand, seeing the familiar silly expression on the face of the person in front of him, for some reason, he couldn't speak harsh words.

After work was over, the manager Xiao Zhang suggested a symbolic suggestion to have a lunch together. Usually this kind of proposal is a gathering of several staff members, but both big stars refused.

However, Xiao Zhang didn't expect that the real Gu Yi had been transferred, and Xiao Ming was a straightforward kid who didn't understand politeness, so he nodded and agreed without saying a word.

He hasn't eaten for two weeks, and this time he must eat back his money, Xiao Ming made up his mind.

Gu Yi, who has always been friendly, nodded, which was fine. What surprised everyone in the group was that the aloof Yan Daxing also agreed for the first time.

So a few people tremblingly pulled a car and took the two big stars to a very high-end Chinese restaurant.

Manager Xiao Zhang: Hey, hey, hey, he’s a skewer.

Entering the private room and taking a seat, the menu was respectfully presented to Yan Shu.

Xiao Ming stretched his neck and leaned over to glance at the menu.

Yan Shu turned to the first few pages, ordered all kinds of abalone-related dishes, and then threw the menu to Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming was overjoyed: "Except for the ones you ordered just now, let's each have a portion of the rest."

The manager took the [-]-page menu, and stood there with an embarrassed face, wondering if these two were here to smash the scene or if all the people present were here to smash the scene.

Yan Shu swung his sharp eyes, frowned and said, "What are you doing here?"

The manager's little heart was about to freeze, his legs were shaking and he was about to go down, but he was stopped before he reached the door.

"Add another pair of bowls and chopsticks, and get two catties of white rabbit toffee." Yan Shu ordered with a cold face.

The manager went down with a bitter old face.

After going out, the manager patted his chest to comfort himself, it's okay, don't be afraid.

Anyway, the restaurant is not opened by itself.

The private room was very embarrassing, Yan Shu's manager Xiao Zhang wiped his sweat, he had learned about this old ancestor's eccentricities before.

When ordering, you must order abalone, and then ask for an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks.

The abalone was ordered, but Yan Daxing didn't eat it himself, so he put all the abalone into the extra bowl next to him.

If you don't eat it yourself, you don't eat it, and you don't allow others to pinch it, so angry!

In the end, I even ordered two catties of white rabbit toffee, but there is no restaurant that sells white rabbits.

Xiao Zhang felt that his past few years had been quite difficult.

Xiao Ming, who has always been talkative, stopped talking now. His son's world is too beautiful and cold, and he would sneeze whenever he got too close to him.

Xiao Ming sat right across from his manager Xiao Zhang, and the more Xiao Ming looked at it, the more familiar Xiao Zhang looked.

Especially the distorted red mark on the left face, which seemed to be left after being healed from being scratched by a knife, and spread crookedly to the corner of the mouth.

"That, the one on your left face..." Xiao Ming couldn't hold back his words.

Xiao Zhang touched the birthmark on the left side of his face, grinned and said, "What are you talking about, I brought it from my mother's womb. Everyone said that I owed money to someone in my previous life, so the creditor left it on my face." This mark, I have come to collect debts in this life."

With such a joke, the atmosphere at the dinner table became a little more relaxed.

Looking at the birthmark on Xiao Zhang's left face, Xiao Ming always felt that something was wrong.

Fortunately, the manager had a bit of insight and knew that the two big men in the private room could not afford to offend, so the dishes were served quickly.

So the awkward atmosphere didn't last too long, and everyone let out a sigh of relief.

As soon as the dishes came out, Xiao Ming aimed at the golden abalone steamed eggs in front of him. This was a new dish that he had never tried before. Xiao Ming scooped up half of it with a big spoon.

The manager Xiao Zhang was terrified watching from the side, so he quickly took two mouthfuls of Chinese cabbage and stuffed them into his mouth indiscriminately. When Yan Daxing lost his temper, they could only eat air.

Just as Yan Shu raised his eyebrows, he saw the puffy cheeks of the person in front of him like a little hamster afraid of being eaten.

The pink face is so delicate that you can see the soft fluff.

Where have you seen it?

Yan Shu pinched the center of her eyebrows, unable to remember.

Xiao Ming didn't care so much, he stuffed what he could into his mouth, and before he swallowed the food, a strong suction came again, Xiao Ming shook his eyes, and found himself standing on the side.

Xiao Ming looked puzzled and raised his hand, huh? !How did you become transparent?

Looking down again, Xiao Ming shivered and covered his crotch.

Xiao Ming: 6 ah!what happened?Why did I run naked all of a sudden? !

The author has something to say: Stepmother: I just wanted to write for fun when I started the pit, but I didn’t expect it to be forty chapters now...

Yan Shu: It's been forty chapters and I haven't succeeded yet?

Stepmother: Oh, Xiao Yan, young man, don’t worry too much

Yan Shu: Heh, if I say, I want to care about it?

Stepmother: How dare you!Then I'll just make you happy, what else can I do...

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Tomorrow is Thursday, I'm a little excited just thinking about it!

Hey hey, have you guessed who Xiao Zhang is?