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Xiao Ming turned into a horse.

It was the kind of handsome and suave horse that made countless girls scream and fight their heads to get close to him.

However, Xiao Ming was still not happy.

Because he turned into a carousel.

The kind that spins merrily with the music.

Xiao Ming was very depressed.

360: Who made you hang up at the last moment?

Xiao Ming: I didn't do it on purpose.

360: Think about it better, look down.

Xiao Ming lowered his head, only seeing his two hooves.

Xiao Ming: What are you looking at?

360: I forgot that you are not a human anymore, you shake your crotch.

Xiao Ming obeyed again.

360: How is it?what does it feel like

Xiao Ming felt it: heavy.

360 smiled obscenely.

Xiao Ming understood that in this world, he has a big big big big big big bird.

Yet he's just a merry-go-round.

It's still the kind ridden by countless girls.

What do you want a bird that big?

Xiao Ming felt the malice from the world.

360: Don't give up, look, there are still many mares waiting for you.

Xiao Ming raised his head, and a circle of female carousel horses around him were all staring at a certain part of him.

Xiao Ming: Hey, hey.

A few days later, the playground began to update the advertising posters extensively.

Xiao Ming looked at the giant billboard in the distance, the face of the person in the advertisement was stern, as if even his eyebrows were covered with frost, the man had a watch on his raised hand, as cold as a man.

A small reddish birthmark was exposed on the inside of the wrist that was not covered by the watch, like a small flower that suddenly appeared in the freezing weather, instantly melting the icy breath.

Xiao Ming: Hey, 6, look, it's my son.

Qihoo 360 is desperate for its headquarters.

Is it really good for all three worlds to use the same string of data?

The same string of data is fine, at least change the details, right?

What does it mean that even the birthmarks are exactly the same?

The little girls passing by looked at the stars on the billboards and screamed.

"Look! It's an ad for Yan Shu, Prince of Iceberg!"

"Ah, why does my beautiful boy endorse such an expensive watch? Crying, I can't afford it if I want to buy it!"

"Woooooo, I'm so envious of that watch, which can be worn by a male god!"

A few girls left weeping, while Xiao Ming was still looking up at the billboard.

Xiao Ming: My genes are so powerful, my son is still so handsome even in the third world.

360: Your son's appearance is obviously not his own.

Xiao Ming: Pooh, I was born in October.

360: Oh, you mean, is your son a shit?

Xiao Ming couldn't answer.

Xiao Ming sighed: 6, the goal of this world is not my son, is it?

This time, 360 couldn't answer.

No one said anything, and the atmosphere was a little heavy for a while.

Xiao Ming felt as if he had aged ten years in an instant: 6, you should send me the script of this world.

360 refused: How much do you think your brain can remember now?Hair is also white hair.

Xiao Ming accepted this statement, and his body, which was tense up to accept the pain, also relaxed at this time.

Just as Xiao Ming breathed a sigh of relief, 360's brain smashing trick was used.

Everyone in the amusement park watched in amazement that the lights on the merry-go-round suddenly flashed crazily, and the staff who found something wrong hurriedly called the specialist to come and repair it.

By the time maintenance workers arrived, the carousel had returned to normal.

Just in case, the maintenance worker decided to take the carousel apart to check the electrical circuit, and when he touched it, his hands were full of water.

The maintenance man was puzzled.

Xiao Ming who was sweating all over: 6!Didn't you say it's okay not to send it!

360: Are you surprised?

360 didn't care about Xiao Ming's mood at all, and continued to teach: This tells us that soldiers never tire of cheating.

#My family system is sick like this, can it be cured? #

#重金直接神医医生, I'll send you off if I can't cure it#

While enduring 360's verbal violence, Xiao Ming endured the maintenance worker's hands touching him.

However, the places where these hands touch are getting more and more wrong.

Xiao Ming: 6 ah!Is this maintenance worker perverted!Eh!Where are you touching, pervert! !Hello! ! !

The maintenance worker's hand has touched an unspeakable place in Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming's eyes were filled with tears, and he felt a lightness in his crotch.

At this time, the maintenance worker straightened up, holding a bunch of grapes in his hand, and muttered strangely, "Who hung the grapes here?"

He said and took the grapes and left.

Xiao Ming's eyes froze, and he shook his hips again.

This time it was very light.

360: Anyway, it’s useless.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming didn't recover from the blow until the playground turned off the lights at night.

As soon as the lights went out, the carousel around Xiao Ming came alive.

"It's embarrassing to have a handsome guy riding on him today."

"Tch, what's the use of being handsome? How about it? Is that thing big?" The voice of gossip sounded.

As if remembering, the voice paused for a long time before replying, "The model is good, the thing on the back of my neck is quite bulging hehehe."

The hungry merry-go-round horses didn't care about Xiao Ming's presence at all, and the topics became more and more obscene.

Finally Arima noticed Xiao Ming: "Hey, sister, are you new here?"

Xiao Ming couldn't hold back: "Who is your sister? I'm a real man!"

Realizing that something was wrong, Xiao Ming cleverly changed his words: "...a male horse."

Several nearby horses put their heads behind Xiao Ming's buttocks and stared at it for a while, as if they were looking for something.

Jijigugu began to discuss behind Xiao Ming.

"He said he was a man, why didn't I see that thing?"

"Go away, go away, I'll look for it."

"Hey! Look! Is it this!"

Several horse heads moved closer.

"I still can't see it."

"Oh, squint your eyes and take a closer look."

After a long silence, the last few horses left with a "tsk".

Another horse is still confused, "I still don't see it..."

Xiao Ming was very desperate, especially when these horses didn't care about his male horse's dignity at all.

Desperate Xiao Ming decided to watch the plot of this world and relax.

The title of the book in this world is: "Entertainment: Love You to Kill You".

Before Xiao Ming had time to complain about the title of the book, he opened it and saw a few words on the big white paper.

Protagonist name: Gu Yi, plot: slightly.

Xiao Ming: ...What?

360: No way, who made you hang up in the last world.

Xiao Ming vowed that from now on, he would cherish life and never die casually again.

Xiao Ming just endured a life of inhumanity in the playground.

Two weeks later, just when Xiao Ming felt that he was going crazy, the playground ushered in its important moment.

The two high-profile stars are coming to this playground to shoot posters.

Early in the morning, there were countless fans squatting at the door, Xiao Ming glanced at the posters in their hands.

The poster is printed with big words [Gu Yiyan Shu] [Yi Shu Dafa is good, no worries from now on] [Cold Iceberg Attacks Gentle and Lovely Shou]

What poster is this?Xiao Ming couldn't understand.

When the two protagonists got off the car, the screams of the fans came one after another, rolling in like a wave.

Xiao Ming saw his son walking towards him with a cold face from a distance, just looking at it made Xiao Ming feel that his eyes were about to freeze.

Xiao Ming: My son, this world is an ice beauty.

360: What's so strange, you are still a horse.

After Xiao Ming sighed, he looked at the person next to Yan Shu. His eyes were about to drop.

Xiao Ming was surprised: 6 ah!Why does this person look exactly like me in the first world!

360: What's so surprising, you're still a horse.

And you haven't seen your second world, or you idiot will be even more surprised.360 kept this sentence in his heart and did not say it.

The three target worlds all look the same, so there seems to be nothing wrong with the three host worlds not changing their appearance.

Yan Shu and Gu Yi approached, and a studio was set up in front of Xiao Ming. It seemed that they were going to shoot a poster with the carousel as the background.

Xiao Ming watched the man who looked the same as him in the first world approach him, poked Xiao Ming's horse face with his finger, and then let out a "sneer".

"It's ugly."

Xiao Ming was angry.

The author has something to say: Stepmother: In this world, our slogan is: short is really good! ! !So if you only read two chapters and the world is over, please don't panic.

Yan Shu: Two chapters?So you want me to buy a carousel?

Stepmother: Oh, young man, don't worry about these details

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The new world is coming hahaha!Do you guys miss me?