You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Just as Xiao Ming finished asking, the person in front of him raised his head, gritted his teeth with a stern face, and said, "Did you hear some gossip?"

Xiao Ming's legs softened, "No, no, no, no, my lord, I just want to share some good things with my lord."

Yan Shu stared at the shivering Xiao Ming, but didn't speak.

"Wang.....My lord, well, it doesn't cost money to try anyway." Xiao Ming tried to persuade him.

Seeing that his prince didn't respond, Xiao Ming took courage and stretched out his arms to hug Yan Shu to the bed.

360: Yo, you are very skillful.

Seeing that Yan Shu didn't resist, Xiao Ming gained a little confidence, stretched out his hands tremblingly, trying to untie Yan Shu's pants.

Yan Shu frowned and grabbed Xiao Ming's hand, "You know."

The tone is very sure.

Xiao Ming didn't understand.

Yan Shu narrowed his eyes and said viciously, "Anyone who knows about this will die."

The original owner's legs went on vacation again, and Xiao Ming collapsed in Yan Shu's arms, his face pale with fright.

360: Don't talk nonsense, do it quickly.

#The system is always encouraging me to do some shameful things how to break#

#我家系统 5 years old to drive a good car#

Xiao Ming clenched his lower lip, filled his right hand with the ointment, then closed his eyes, and quickly reached into the prince's trousers to greet the sleeping big brother.

Big Brother: Huh?New friend?

Big brother: oh oh oh I don't know you well, why are you touching me!

Big brother: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

The ointment is really effective, and the massage effect is even better.

The prince's big brothers quickly soared into the sky, spitting bubbles comfortably.

Xiao Ming's face started to boil again, steaming hotly.

Before Yan Shu came back to his senses, Xiao Ming ran away in a flash.

Back in the room, Xiao Ming still had a warm face.

360 suddenly prompts: Congratulations to the host, the smile value of the main line target has increased by 20 points!

Xiao Ming: 6, tell me the truth, you can’t get laughter points at all by telling jokes, right?

360: Heh, spicy chicken, have you ever told a joke?

Xiao Ming: Then how come you can get it without even telling a joke?And didn't you say that only when the resentment disappears can there be a smile?How come the target's resentment has not disappeared yet?

360 did not speak.

It suspects that since the host came, the original resentment of the world's target has simply disappeared.

In its place are new grievances.

And the new resentment was brought by his own host.

Perhaps after the host left in the last world, the target's resentment was too heavy, which may have caused some loopholes in this world, so 360 could only vaguely say: Don't be so rigid in life, you have to be flexible from time to time.

Xiao Ming: ...

Hmph, if you can't explain it, start fooling me.

Xiao Ming sat down and wanted to pour himself a cup of tea.

His eyes touched the right hand holding the teacup, the palm of his hand seemed to still have the hot touch, the deep panting sound was still swaying in his ears, and there seemed to be a salty smell mixed with ointment and green grass on his hand... ...

Xiao Ming was so frightened that he threw away the teacup.

My little brother also came out to fight for favor.

Xiao Ming blushed.

360: Rogue.

Xiao Ming said in a low voice: ... 6, is the influence of the last world on me still there?

360: If you want to lie to yourself like this, I can't help it.

Xiao Ming was anxious, he was probably sick.

When Xiao Ming was in a hurry, 360 had to come out to make up the knife.

360 means a lot: Ming, do you know that your current thoughts are dangerous.

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

360: Actually, you gave the ointment to the target just now, so it’s fine if he doesn’t apply it himself?

After finishing speaking, 360 added: Hahahahahahahaha.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming exploded on the spot.

In the next few days, Xiao Ming did not recover from the explosion.

360: Hey, it's time to get up and continue the mission, right?

Xiao Ming wrapped himself in the blanket and ignored 360.

360: Don't be sad, at least you got 20 smile points, right?

Xiao Ming wanted to kill the small watch 360.

Xiao Ming was still fending for himself in the bed, when the door creaked.

Xiao Ming froze under the blanket, could it be that pervert from last time again?

It doesn't sound like footsteps, but more like...

Before Xiao Ming could figure it out, Yan Shu's voice sounded from outside the quilt: "Still hiding?"

Well, like the sound of a wheelchair, Xiao Ming was steaming alone under the blanket.

There was no movement in the bulging quilt, and Yan Shu could imagine what the person hiding under the quilt looked like with his eyes closed. That person must have curled up nervously, his eyes were tightly closed, and his little face was flushed. .

Just thinking about it makes my heart warm.

Maybe in my previous life, I really knew such a person.

Yan Shu sighed, and said helplessly, "Butler Lin, didn't you agree to massage my legs every day?"

Xiao Ming didn't respond, and only heard someone outside the bed say vaguely, "It's probably going to rain, and my legs are hurting a bit recently."

There was a small gap in the quilt, and a pair of watery eyes peeked out secretly.

Seeing Yan Shu sitting in a wheelchair with an uncomfortable look, Xiao Ming bared his head and said hesitantly, "Then tonight..."

Before Xiao Ming finished speaking, the person in front of him restrained his uncomfortable expression, "Don't forget Butler Lin."

After speaking, he pushed the wheelchair and left.

Xiao Ming anxiously asked 360: 6, is the ointment useful?My son still feels pain, is it getting worse?

360: The target's leg is numb and still feels pain, it must be really painful.

Xiao Ming nodded stupidly, he must give Yan Shu a good press tonight.

The person who arrived at the door hadn't left yet, as if hesitating for something, he said after a long time, "Recently, many nearby stall owners have sent some snacks to the house, and they are all piled up in my house. Come and take them away at night."

Xiao Ming missed two bowls of rice and three bowls of soup for dinner that night.

After the dark guard Xiao Hei reported to the lord how the steward Lin was eating, he backed away with a bitter face.

Xiao Hei didn't understand why the prince arranged for him to do such a thing?Is the prince still angry?

The frightened Xiao Hei observed Steward Lin in the mansion more carefully.

This time, Xiao Hei is very confident. He even knows the paper that Butler Lin used to go to the toilet.

That night, Yan Shu inadvertently mentioned Xiao Ming's dinner situation.

Xiao Ming said happily: "When I think that the prince has a lot of delicious food, I think I have to save some stomach."

Yan Shu pointed to the food on the table, "Let's eat butler Lin's full first, so that you won't have the energy to wait."

Xiao Ming pounced on the various desserts on the table like a hungry wolf.

The prettily dressed glutinous rice and red date cakes, the golden sugar glutinous rice cakes, and the crispy and delicious chestnut cakes are all in the most ecstatic poses waiting for the prince's favor. Xiao Ming rushed towards them.

The glutinous rice and red date cake screamed: You... you are a disciple!Let go of this girl ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tangcibaba was furious: The promised prince!I want the prince!Get your dirty hands off you ugly bastard!

The crispy chestnut cake girl fainted from fright before she could say her last words.

Xiao Ming's mouth was full of greasy food, and he stuck out his bright red tongue to lick his fingers from time to time.

Yan Shu silently stared at the uvula, his throat moved.

360 came out and learned a lesson: you gave the target a piece of food?He swallowed greedily.

Xiao Ming looked up, and saw that his prince really looked like he wanted to eat.

360 said without disappointment: With you like this, I really don't know when the task will be completed.

So Xiao Ming looked down, there was one piece of glutinous rice red date cake, sugar glutinous rice cake, and crispy chestnut cake each. Which one should I get?