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It was a magical night.

The next day when Xiao Ming thought about it, he still felt that his prince was weird that night.

It is said that although he accidentally ran into the eldest brother of the prince's family, but before his face was cooked, he looked up and saw his prince's dark and shiny face.

Xiao Ming's heart trembled.

Big brother, you are so big, don't be stingy.

Xiao Ming swallowed: 6, what can you do with the remaining 10 points?Can you give me the whole stealth function?

360: I can give you the whole coffin.

After a pause, 360 added a sentence: with music function.

Xiao Ming mourned: Just get me a normal version, and exchange the remaining points into Ming coins and burn them for me.

360: You think beautifully.

Xiao Ming felt that he could still save him.

So, Xiao Ming opened his mouth with difficulty, "My lord, why don't you touch mine too?"

Yan Shu's eyes are very deep.

Xiao Ming was speechless, the prince probably looked down on his little brother.

The original owner's legs were also in play-dead mode.

Xiao Ming was waiting for God's summons. At this moment, a slender hand stretched out. Before Xiao Ming could react, his little brother was held hostage.

It's fine to hold it hostage, but this gangster still has to pinch it with his hands.

Xiao Ming's blood surged up and down, scalding his whole body into a big red shrimp.

Xiao Ming was about to cry: "Wangwangwangwang...my lord, it's almost...let's forget about it."

Yan Shu didn't speak, but still stared at his little brother with a dark face, without stopping his hands.

Yan Shu's gloomy face made Xiao Ming dare not move, for fear that the person in front of him would be unhappy and cut off the little caterpillar that the original owner had worked so hard to raise for more than [-] years.

Didn't you just touch the prince's big brother, why did you hurt him so much?

Xiao Ming's whimpering quickly changed from hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooated and soon.

Xiao Ming turned into a feather, Yan Shu exhaled lightly, and Xiao Ming swayed into the sky.

Xiao Ming, who was floating in the air, didn't see Yan Shu's dark face, and looked down at the big and big brothers who didn't move.

When Xiao Ming came back to his senses, he realized that his prince had disappeared.

Xiao Ming wondered: 6, where did Yan Shu go?

Xiao Ming looked down, he was holding the prince's panties in his hand, and his trousers seemed to be missing.

360 took a long time to respond: I don't know.

Xiao Ming: How could you not know?

360: I accidentally went blind just now.

Xiao Ming ignored 360: The prince is still angry, right?

360: Think about it, maybe he was disgusted by you and left?

Xiao Ming looked down at his little caterpillar, which was dripping with saliva, and felt that what 360 said was quite reasonable.

Ever since launching rockets with his son in the last world, Xiao Ming has been a little bit off.

In ancient times, when even year-end romance was so popular, such a thing shouldn't be a big deal... right?

Xiao Ming blushed and comforted himself all night.

The next day, Xiao Ming planned to change back the trousers that the prince took by mistake. As soon as he passed by the corridor, he heard the servants muttering, saying that the prince lost his temper for some reason last night and sent the dark guard Xiao Hei I went off to drink tea with the oldest and ugliest girls in town.

Xiao Ming was taken aback, and decided to follow his own heart, wait for his prince's anger to subside, and then change back to his panties in a few days.

Xiao Ming: The lord is really stingy, and he is too vengeful.

360: Oh?

Xiao Ming: I just lightly touched his big brother, and he pinched my little brother to foam at the mouth. The revenge was over, and he still didn't calm down.

360: To be honest, it's the first time I've seen such an exciting revenge.

Thinking of last night, the delicious and hot Xiao Ming brand braised pig's head came out again.

Xiao Ming thought that it would only take a day or two for the prince to lose his anger, but he didn't expect that Yan Shu would stay behind closed doors for the next few days.

At the same time, in the mansion, the doctors came in with their front feet and came out with their back feet, and every time they came out, their legs were shaking.

Xiao Ming caught an old man with a mustache and asked, "Doctor, um, what happened to my prince?"

Unexpectedly, the mustache reacted greatly: "I don't know, I don't know!"

Xiao Ming wanted to ask again, but Uncle Hu seemed to have eight legs, so he ran away with a "swoosh".

Xiao Ming was puzzled: 6, what happened to the prince?

360: Your prince won't do it.

Xiao Ming's legs softened in fright.

He thought the original owner was a strong outsider, but he didn't expect the prince to be so coincidental!

His little one is a bit small, but at least it can be used. Thinking of the prince's big brother, Xiao Ming felt sorry for the vast number of ancient women.

Xiao Ming: In ancient times when recreational facilities were so scarce, there was such a majestic and mighty bird, but it couldn't take them to fly high. The ancient women are really desolate.

360: Have I ever told you.

360 did not wait for Xiao Ming to respond: In fact, the birds raised by the ancient people were generally very large.

Xiao Ming was shocked: ...were women in ancient times so happy? !

360 sighed: So it is really very unfortunate to meet someone like you.

Xiao Ming is envious: How did you do it?

360: Probably it was natural and pollution-free in ancient times.

Xiao Ming wrinkled his face: Then why is the original owner's Niao Xiaocheng like this?

360: Is it really okay for you to humiliate the bird like this?

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

360: Don't compare your caterpillar with a bird.

Xiao Ming: ...Then what should I use?

360: Well, the caterpillars are longer than you, I really don't know.

Xiao Ming held back his heartache: So why is it so small?

360: Probably because I know it won’t be used in the future.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming changed the subject: 6, Yan Shu's face was so dark that night, could it be that he thought I found out the secret of his refusal and was thinking about how to kill me?

360: Yes, he wants to make your little match stick glow and heat through intense friction, and then ignite and die.

Xiao Ming: ...I agreed, but I don't know how to describe my little caterpillar?

Xiao Ming had no choice but to ask again: What's going on? 6, can it be cured?Where is the problem?

360 was silent: Maybe, it was the medicine from last time.

Xiao Ming: What medicine?

360 didn't speak, Xiao Ming realized after a while that 360 was talking about the poison from last time.

Xiao Ming is in a hurry: Didn't I listen to you and pick out those medicines that are not right?

360: Well, I thought about it carefully. At that time, I may, maybe, probably, missed one.

Xiao Ming: ...

#I thought that the system just didn’t care about it, but I didn’t expect that even the kidneys are gone now#

#货卖系统，不吃饮饮费#

Xiao Ming was very guilty, because of him and 360, the prince's big brother turned into a fancy accessory.

At this moment, Xiao Ming wanted to have a cigarette in his mouth, and let out a melancholy breath.

360: Heh, you old virgin still smokes?

Xiao Ming reasoned with 360: whether he is a virgin or not, and whether he smokes, there is no necessary connection at all, okay?

360: Then will you?

Xiao Ming: ...

360: Tsk.

Xiao Ming can't beat 360: So what should we do now?Yan Shu won't be like this all his life, will he?Then don't let his resentment go away!

360: Actually, there is no other way.

Before Xiao Ming could urge him, 360 continued: Actually, the ointment last night was designed to treat all kinds of paralysis.

Xiao Ming didn't quite understand, he took out the tube of ointment from his arms, stared at the "one stop to the end" printed on the tube, and thought for a while silently.

Then, the roots of Xiao Ming's ears became more and more red: 6, the paralysis you mentioned includes that paralysis?

360: Yes.

Xiao Ming: If you use it, do you need...massage?

360: Yes.

The sunset glow from the sky seemed to float on Xiao Ming's face, making his face glow red.

That night, Xiao Ming walked into his prince's room.

"My lord, today I met a miracle doctor again and told him about my situation. Well, the miracle doctor gave me another tube of medicine, saying that it can make a small bird into a big bird, and a big bird into a big bird."

Xiao Ming swallowed: "My lord, do you want to give it a try?"