You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Xiao Ming felt that his son had become strange again recently.

Xiao Ming doesn't understand why he sticks to him like a little tail all day long and wants to talk to him all day long.

Xiao Ming: 66, isn't it true that he has a virus?

360: For the sake of the 4 smile values, you can bear with it.

Xiao Ming's head hurts.

Just kissing the little face is fine, this night before going to bed, Yan Shu stuck to Xiao Ming as soon as he lay down on the bed.

"dad."

"Huh?" Xiao Ming turned his face away.

He saw his own son with his eyes closed, his face moved towards him, his eyelashes trembling uncomfortably, and there was even a hint of blush on his face.

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

A 360 without any experience can't drive with its own host.

So they all looked at Yan Shu's approaching face in confusion.

Xiao Ming blinked his eyes, and when he opened them again, only Yan Shu's tender eyes were left in front of him, and something warm seemed to be stuck on his mouth.

Xiao Ming was confused and was about to speak when he heard 360's excited voice: Don't move!do not move!

Xiao Ming was really confused.

360: The smile value has increased by 3 points!Only 1 point left to go to the next world!

Xiao Ming obediently didn't dare to move, watching the eyes of the person in front of him gradually stained with a smile.

Xiao Ming: 6, what will my son do after I leave?He hasn't taken the college entrance examination yet, so I can't leave at this critical period, right?

360: I have to leave as soon as my smile is full. I can't decide on this.But don't worry, with your son's ability, even if you are not around, he can support himself.

Xiao Ming was a little relieved, but he was still a little bit reluctant.

Unfortunately, until Yan Shu left Xiao Ming's lips with a flushed face, the smile value was still stuck at 99.

360: Your son doesn't even give you the last bit of smile value, can it still be called true love?

Xiao Ming touched his lips belatedly: 6, just now my son was...kissing me?

360: Oh, that means you have a grain of rice in your mouth, and your son doesn't want to waste it.

Xiao Ming: No, I brushed my teeth.

360: Is it a big deal to just stick a mouth?Are you a big girl?

Xiao Ming hates 360 calling him a big girl.

360 Continue: Tell me honestly, have you never kissed before?

Xiao Ming was dumbfounded, confused.

360: You old virgin, you don't even touch your tongue and you call this a kiss?

Xiao Ming scratched his head, which seemed to make sense.

360: Did you know that there is a country called Uskilav Rajtans, where people say hello or good night to each other when they meet each other? It’s common sense.

Xiao Ming nodded understandingly.

However, the name of this country is really long.

At three o'clock in the morning, Xiao Ming, who was soundly asleep, suddenly received a reminder from 360.

——The smile value has collected 100 points. The countdown to enter the next world is 10 minutes. Please prepare the host.

Xiao Ming was very confused, and rubbed his eyes to see who was beside Yan Shu.

In the middle of the night, how did the smile value increase?

360: It must have been a sweet dream.

Xiao Ming looked at his son's smiling face in his dream, and the words of farewell stuck in his throat, making him unable to speak.

Xiao Ming turned over, shook Yan Shu awake, and said closer, "Son... Daddy will tell you a joke."

Yan Shu was half asleep and half awake, hugged Xiao Ming into his arms, and warned in a low voice, "Do you want to sleep?"

Xiao Ming obediently closed his mouth.

Leaning in Yan Shu's arms, Xiao Ming opened his mouth with difficulty: "Yan Shu."

"Ok?"

The mouth is full of things to say, but the mouth is full of clichés that make people callous.

"Study hard and get into a good university."

Yan Shu was about to fall asleep with his eyes closed, when he let out a "hmm" in a daze.

"Go home early tonight."

"Meals should be eaten on time."

"..."

"It's been great watching you grow up."

Yan Shu felt something was wrong and looked down into his arms.

The man closed his eyes.

Yan Shu trembled and called out in an unsteady voice, "Dad?"

The curtains were billowing in the wind, and the room was silent.

The person in the arms did not respond.

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As soon as Xiao Ming finished speaking, he fell into darkness.

After regaining consciousness, before Xiao Ming opened his eyes, he heard the clang of swords and swords, and the air was filled with the smell of alcohol, with an inexplicable salty smell.

Xiao Ming had a bad feeling and didn't dare to open his eyes.

Xiao Ming: 6, please help me find out, where am I?

360: Hot chicken, open your eyes quickly, or the target will die.

#Every time I go to a world, there is always a coincidence that there is a target to die#

Xiao Ming opened his eyes while complaining.

In an instant, there was only a buzzing sound in my ears, and what I saw was a man wearing a jade crown on his head, dressed in brocade clothes, and there was a purple black air between his eyebrows.

Xiao Ming closed his eyes in disbelief, and then repeated the previous action.

Xiao Ming opened his eyes wide: Huh!Isn't that my son smashed it? !

Squinting at a flash of silver light, Xiao Ming shrank his pupils, and before his brain could react, he jumped up and hugged his son.

The person in his arms didn't seem to have expected his actions, and a little surprise appeared on his expressionless face.

Son, don't be afraid.

Xiao Ming whispered.

Pain came from his back, Xiao Ming passed out from the pain before he could howl.

Before losing consciousness, he saw those eyes as cold as a dead well again.

Xiao Ming felt hot in his heart.

It was great to see you again.

Xiao Ming woke up from the pain.

360: Oh, it's not dead.

Xiao Ming wrinkled his face in pain: 6, help me to see, is there still a knife stuck in my back?

360: No knife, just two big holes, bleeding straight.

Xiao Ming rolled his eyes in pain: 6, let's discuss, can the pain be blocked?

360: Points are required to shield pain, confirm whether to use it?Your points are currently...

Xiao Ming couldn't wait: use it!quick!Give it all to me!

After a while, Xiao Ming still felt the pain: 6, have you fixed it yet?I'm going to die.

360: Oh, shielding pain requires [-] points, and your points have not yet been reached.

Xiao Ming's lips turned white: Huh?So how many points do I have now?

360: There were 1 points 25 minute ago.

Xiao Ming's consciousness was about to collapse, and he forced himself to ask: 1 minute ago?

360: Yes, because you asked me to put in all the points, so now I don't have any points.

Xiao Ming was speechless, his lips trembling.

360: Let me find a way for you.

Xiao Ming was moved to tears: 6, good brother!

I just finished praising the little fairy 360, and the familiar brain-wracking feeling came again.

Xiao Ming thinks that 360 may have grown a hand, and this hand is now reaching into his mind and stirring happily.

He churned out a handful of broken red and white brains.

360: How is it?Does your back hurt less now?

Xiao Ming was so angry that he passed out again.

This time, Xiao Ming was awakened by a gaze.

Xiao Ming: I am so tired every time I wake up so unusually.

Xiao Ming opened his eyes and almost peed his pants in fright.

Xiao Ming: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Xiao Ming was in so much pain that he had no energy left, otherwise he would definitely be roaring with his life.

The monster in front of him was sitting in a wheelchair. Although he was wearing human clothes and had complete hands and feet, there was only a large cloud of black air where the face should have been, and his facial features could not be seen.

Xiao Ming burst into tears: 6, come out and collect the corpse.

360: What's wrong?Huh?Why did the resentment of the mainline target become so heavy?

Xiao Ming was in a daze, the main goal?Is it him who smashed it?

Xiao Ming: Why did my son turn into a monster?

360 interrupted Xiao Ming impatiently: I will help you block the resentment of the main target first, I will go and find out what's going on, be careful yourself, this time the target is not easy to deal with.

As soon as the 360 ​​words fell, the black air dissipated, and the person in front of him showed a familiar face.

Xiao Ming was stunned, he was really handsome by his own son without any defense.

Although the person in front of him had a gloomy face, with a dead air on his face.

Seeing him wake up, he didn't say anything, just looked at Xiao Ming with a blank face.

Xiao Ming also quietly looked at the person in front of him. Looking at it this way, he felt that his son's face was sharper than before, his body seemed to be taller, and he... lost a lot of weight.

From the last world to this world, for Xiao Ming, he hadn't seen him for a while, but he felt that his son had grown up a lot by himself when he wasn't paying attention, and Xiao Ming couldn't help feeling sour.

Xiao Ming had a lot of things he wanted to ask, so he pursed his lips, but still couldn't hold back and asked softly, "Well, you, did you eat well?"

The person in front of him looked at him strangely.

Knowing that he was not the son he had brought up for six years, Xiao Ming continued to ask in a hoarse voice, "Did you take good care of yourself?"

As if to make up for some shortcomings.

Or, to assuage your guilt.

Why, in a wheelchair?

Xiao Ming didn't dare to ask.

Xiao Ming opened his mouth, hesitated for a long time, and asked after a long time, "Have you... grown up well?"

Xiao Ming, who turned into a tragic heroine, didn't see the darkened face of the person in front of him, and was secretly sad for a while. When he looked up again, the person had disappeared.

Xiao Ming: Oh!My unfilial son!

Before he could get out of the sadness, the door "creaked" and pushed in from the outside. The person who came was wearing a blue short coat, and his eyes were very handsome. After entering the room, a group of servants rushed in behind him.

Each of them held a box in their hands, came in and stood in the back row, and each opened the box in their hands.

The pearls in the box were round and smooth, filling the room with radiance. When the box was closed, Xiao Ming still hadn't recovered.

Then the people in the back replaced the people in the front row, and the box in this row was opened again. Inside was a thousand-year-old ginseng that was as thick as an arm, with thin and slender roots.

When the people in this row closed the box, the people in the lower row took their place again.

When he saw the fifth row, Xiao Ming was already numb.

Xiao Ming: 6, what are they doing, showing off their wealth?

360 was busy investigating things, and didn't have the time to deal with Xiao Ming.

After about a dozen rows of people finished showing off their wealth, the person in the green jacket came forward, cupped his hands and said, "Steward Lin, these are all rewards from the prince."

He looked humble and silent.

Xiao Ming didn't know the identity of the visitor, so he quickly searched the original owner's memory, only to realize that this person was Qing Huan, his son's personal servant, so he made a grateful expression and said, "Thank you for the reward, for being able to block the attack for the prince." The sword is really a slave, it's a good fortune cultivated in the previous life!"

Qing Huan continued, "My lord wants you to cultivate yourself."

Xiao Ming wiped the corners of his eyes with emotion, he really didn't expect his son to miss him as his father.

Qing Huan: "Also, the prince said..."

Xiao Ming rubbed his hands excitedly: "What else did the prince say?"

Qing Huan was a little reluctant: "Well, the prince said, if you look at him with... that kind of eyes again, he will... goug out your eyes."

Xiao Ming was startled, a little puzzled: "What look?"

Qing Huan's face twitched: "Well, my lord said yes, cough, look at my son's eyes."