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Freshly baked braised pig's head Xiao Ming called 360: call the organization!Call the organization!Call for emergency support!

360 looked around and said to him: I know why the collection of smile points is so slow.

Xiao Ming was in a daze: Huh?Why is that?

360: Because I found that the way to eliminate the grievances of the mainline target is not to give him a home.

Xiao Ming exasperated: Huh?It's been almost 6 years and you tell me this?Now tell me something is wrong with the strategy? !What do you say!what exactly is it? !

Last night, 360 silently watched Yan Shu and Xiao Ming give a warm Spanish-style greeting to their stomachs, and then suddenly increased their smile value by 1 point.

Then every time they greeted each other, the smile value soared upwards.

The 360 ​​that was swiped again, hehehe.

60 Confused, who collected 360 points of laughter in one night, what did his host do in the past nearly 6 years to only collect 6 points of laughter?

So 360 put on an old face and said: Let him fuck you.

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

360 persuaded: Think about it, why does the child hate the original owner so much?

Before Xiao Ming could answer, 360 continued: "Isn't it because the original owner did something shameful to his Bai Huahua back then!"So, it is very easy for you to eliminate his resentment, just let him treat him in the same way as others.

Xiao Ming's face twisted: It's easy for you to say.

360 said modestly: It is quite easy.

With a trembling voice, Xiao Ming persuaded his son, "Son, Dad is in a hurry to urinate, why don't you, uh, get up?"

A damp and hot breath came from the sensitive neck, and a muffled voice sounded, "Dad, I feel uncomfortable."

Xiao Ming: I’m also very uncomfortable——

360's bad idea came out: Can't help your son?Maybe it can be collected without donating big steamed buns?

Xiao Ming blushes: Is it really possible?

360: If you can't collect it, you should give your son a physiology class. What's the big deal? A big man is still moaning.

Somehow, the quilt that was wrapped around Yan Shu's body happened to cover the two of them tightly.

Xiao Ming, who was willing to go all out, touched Yan Shu's waist with trembling hands, and then spent a long time mentally preparing himself.

360: Come on, big girl.

Xiao Ming gritted his teeth, and grabbed the bazooka hidden under the blanket. Yan's unique bazooka is very powerful. Not only is it a good model, but it also has a built-in heating function. It looks like the kind that can take you high.

The person on him was startled, and said in surprise, "Dad...Dad?"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Ming began to do morning exercises for his little hands up, down, left, right, and right.

After the left hand is finished, switch to the right hand, and then the left hand after the right hand.

Xiao Ming: 66, is it useful?I am pretty tired.

360: It will be available soon, come on, okay.

As soon as Xiao Ming heard 360 say this, he felt that something bad was about to happen.

Xiao Ming successfully sent his son to the sky, side by side with Father Sun.

"Hmm..." Yan Shu straightened his body slightly, panting heavily and hitting Xiao Ming's ears.

After successfully flying his son's rocket launcher, the original owner's rocket launcher came out unwillingly and asked to hold it high.

Xiao Ming completely forgot what a beast the original owner's body was, and Xiao Ming's old face was about to explode: 6, come out and see if I don't beat you to death.

Before waiting for 360's answer, Yan Shu, who had just landed from the sky, tilted his head and looked at the man's red ears dripping blood, and couldn't help but bend the corners of his mouth.

360: Successfully collected 30 smile points from the main objective!Come on host!At present, 96 points have been collected, and there are only 4 points left to succeed!

Xiao Ming: Huh?How come it's 96 o'clock?

Before 360 ​​had time to tell Xiao Ming what happened last night, Yan Shu began to do morning exercises restlessly.

The countdown counted down to three two one, and the Xiao Ming bazooka also successfully ascended to the sky.

Not only ascended to heaven, but also exploded in mid-air.

Xiao Ming, who was speechless after being bombed, decided to pretend to be dead under the covers.

Xiao Ming pretended for a whole day.

He refused to come out of bed until dinner.

Yan Shu reluctantly tore open the man's bed, and stretched his hand in to pull the man out.

Xiao Ming is struggling with his life.

Yan Shu pressed the aching forehead, "Dad, are you feeling well?"

"Hmm." A guilty voice came from the bed.

"I mean this morning."

"Ah? Ah...!" Xiao Ming stopped talking.

Yan Shu hugged the bulge through the quilt, and couldn't help thinking that the man must have his eyes closed tightly under the quilt, his cheeks were flushed, and his eyelashes were trembling with shame, Yan Shu continued, " I feel very comfortable."

"...I like dad the most." Yan Shu's low voice came through the quilt, "Dad, can you come out for dinner?"

360: Miss, take advantage of the victory and pursue it!There are only 4 smiles left!

Xiao Ming: How can I see my son after doing this kind of thing!

360: Among men, this kind of thing is not a big deal.

Xiao Ming: Really?

360 continued to enlighten: You are helping your son face up to his own shortcomings, learn to be self-sufficient, help each other, and not harm young girls outside.

Xiao Ostrich finally poked his head out from under the quilt, and after holding back for a long time, he finally said a word: "Well, what's for dinner?"

Seeing that the man finally showed his head, Yan Shu immediately pulled the man out of the bed, then hugged the man without saying a word, stammering, "Dad, I, I am very happy today."

Xiao Ming had no choice but to say: "...just as long as you are happy."

Yan Shu was a little excited, "I thought I hated you very much, but I didn't expect... I was scared at first, I thought... Dad... it's so kind."

Xiao Ming was confused when he heard it, what did he think?Didn't expect anything?

Xiao Ming: It's really annoying to say half of it.

Xiao Ming still patted the child on the back against his will, and said following Yan Shu's words, "I didn't expect...cough, son, this kind of thing can only be done with people you like in the future, you know?"

The old blushing Xiao Ming had a serious face, as if Chun Chun was teaching his son.

Yan Shu whispered in his ear, "Yeah."

Xiao Ming suddenly thought of that Lin Wanwan, thinking that he should do a good job of ideological education with his son, and not act shyly towards his sister before graduating from university, "Son, your girlfriend..."

Before Xiao Ming finished speaking, Yan Shu said anxiously, "She's not my girlfriend."

"I don't have a girlfriend," Yan Shu said sullenly, "At that time, I just wanted to annoy my father."

Xiao Ming didn't understand his child's thinking, but no matter what, Xiao Ming patted Yan Shu on the back, "I don't have a girlfriend, dad can rest assured."

In this way, you don't have to worry about being a grandfather when you are young and a flower in the motherland.

Yan Shu was very happy, and carried Xiao Ming into the bathroom, squeezed the toothpaste briskly, and said to Xiao Ming in a soft voice, "Dad, open your mouth, ah—"

It looks like he wants to help a man brush his teeth.

Xiao Ming taps the system: 6, what's wrong with my son?Got a virus?

360: Maybe it's the first time I'm so happy, I'm in a good mood.

Xiao Ming rolled his eyes, snatched the toothbrush from Yan Shu's hand, put his hands on his hips and brushed it by himself.

Yan Shu didn't care about it either, and worked hard to adjust the warm water and wring out the towel, and waited for Xiao Ming to finish brushing his teeth.

Wipe away the bubbles from Xiao Ming's mouth, and then gently wipe the man's face, for fear of hurting the man.

Xiao Ming snatched the towel from Yan Shu's hand, "How can you wash your face clean like that!"

After speaking, he patted the towel on his face and rubbed it vigorously.

360: Are you taking a shower?

When the towel was taken off, Xiao Ming's face was covered with red marks from rubbing, Xiao Ming looked closely at his son, and taught, "Son, do you know that you can't wash your face like that, come on, dad Let me wash you again."

Yan Shu's heart melted into disarray, she closed her eyes and moved her face closer to the man.

Xiao Ming swung the towel and covered Yan Shu's face, patted it with his big hand, and rubbed it like mahjong. When he took it off, he saw Yan Shu's face covered with red marks just like Xiao Ming's. His eyes were full of resentment.

The blushing father and son finished their dinner sweetly.

After the meal, Xiao Ming, who was determined to lose weight, took Yan Shu out for a walk.

Xiao Ming smelled the smell of onions in his mouth, and he simply disliked it.

Xiao Ming: Onions are just delicious. It’s okay to pull out other things to smoke people after eating them. Onions are smoking people before they’re pulled out. I wonder if I just ate a mouthful of shit.

360: Knowing it was shit, you were so happy just now?

At this time, a gust of wind blew, Xiao Ming opened his mouth wide "Ah—" and took a mouthful of wind, closed his mouth to hold it, raised his head and puffed out his mouth to make a gurgling sound, and then exhaled all the air in his mouth out.

Yan Shu squinted at him.

Xiao Ming said proudly, "Son, this is my unique skill, which is only passed on to men but not to women."

Xiao Ming asked mysteriously, "Look, it seems that there is no water to rinse your mouth outside, but what should you do if you eat something that makes your mouth stink?"

360 even secretly pricked up his ears.

Xiao Ming: "Actually, everything in nature has its function. Like the gust of wind just now, it is very suitable to use to rinse your mouth. It is environmentally friendly, hygienic, and non-toxic."

360 didn't speak.

Xiao Ming repeated the steps of rinsing his mouth with the wind.

Yan Shu glanced at him, "There will be smog tomorrow."

Xiao Ming said shamelessly, "Maybe it still smells like onion."

360: Alright, I will obey you two father and son.