You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

After waking up, the two of them had a tacit understanding and didn't mention what happened at night.

Xiao Ming, who eats a pad and grows his wisdom, no longer dares to do things such as telling stories to children to make the atmosphere good.

A week later, the injuries on Yan Shu's body had almost recovered. Under Xiao Ming'ai's nourishment, the child was obviously fatter than before, and finally had flesh on his body.

After recovering from the injury, the child also started to go to school, and he looked very handsome in the school uniform.

Xiao Ming shook his head: This child, tsk tsk, what's wrong with inheriting, you must inherit my beauty.

360: How long are you going to lie to yourself?

Xiao Ming: I don’t listen, I don’t listen!

After sending the children to study, Xiao Ming returned to the empty house alone, feeling like an empty nester.

360: Isn't it just a single dog? Why do you say it so nicely?

Xiao Ming: ...Believe it or not, I will bite you.

Xiao Ming sat on the sofa, thinking about what to do next.

In reality, what he always wanted to do was translate.

However, this kind of low-return industry cannot allow him to support himself. The only thing he can do is to earn money and save money, work four jobs a week, drag his tired body back to school every night, and continue to work as his translator on the bed Work.

He worked so hard because he hoped that one day he could do what he really wanted to do.

However, now that he is here, he finds that he doesn't need to do anything at all, and he can focus on the things he likes.He has always envied those who can get what others dream of without hard work.

With such a good condition, why the original owner didn't know how to cherish it, even Xiao Ming's little brain couldn't figure it out.

Xiao Ming, who had no ambitions, brought dictionaries and translations from most of the bookstores without saying a word, and tidied up and arranged a large study room by himself. There were two wooden desks in the room, which were tightly pressed together.

After that, Xiao Ming decided to call the original owner's parents.

Xiao Ming, who has the memory of the original owner, is like a fish in water. Not only did he not reveal his identity, but he also convinced the original owner's parents that the original owner had rehabilitated and wanted to start a new life.

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Ming almost wanted to praise his acting skills.

360: Finally, it was a little more reliable once.

Xiao Ming: ...Which time have I been unreliable?

360: You touch your conscience and speak.

Xiao Ming reached out to touch his conscience, but found that because he was too hungry in the morning, his conscience had been digested.

The days that are as ordinary as still water remain unchanged, but the big fish and small fish in the water are quite contented and content.

One morning, Xiao Ming picked Yan Shu to school.

Before the child got off the car, Xiao Ming stuffed some money into his pocket, and said with a smile, "Son, Dad can't pick you up tonight because of something, can you go back by car?"

Yan Shu opened his mouth slightly, as if he wanted to say something, but finally he squeezed his mouth tightly into a straight line, and nodded expressionlessly.

After a whole day, Yan Shu was absent-minded.

Where is the man going?

What will you do?And with whom?

Yan Shu felt a little bored, his mind was running around all these annoying questions.

The smiling face of the man when he said goodbye to him in the morning appeared in front of his eyes.

Men are in a good mood today.

But why is it good, Yan Shu is a little restless.

After finally surviving school, Yan Shu looked gloomy at the person standing in front of him.

The girl in front of her was obviously well-groomed today, her shoulder-length hair hung softly on both sides, a very eye-catching red hairpin was pinned to her head, and her cheeks were flushed.

The people around started chattering.

"Hey, look! It's Lin Wanwan, the school belle! What is she doing?"

"Hmph, this bitch must be trying to seduce the little prince in our class, woo woo woo..."

"Hate it! Our cold little prince won't like her!"

"That's right! Don't even look at how much older I am than our little prince! Look, her nasolabial folds are long enough to weave a scarf!"

The surrounding voices became louder and louder, Lin Wanwan was too ashamed to lift her head, she knew that she was almost four years older than Yan Shu, but when she saw him, it was like seeing the doll that she always wanted when she was a child but her mother refused to buy. Same, as if to make up for some shortcoming, she only thought about how to get him.

After finally mustering up her courage, just as Lin Wanwan raised her head, the person in front of her had already bypassed her and walked away. The letter in her hand that she had been carefully holding in her bosom for fear of getting crumpled, had now been taken away. Her hands were drenched in sweat, and then she squeezed them tightly.

Seeing the back of the boy going away, accompanied by the gloating laughter of the people around her, Lin Wanwan clenched her lower lip angrily, secretly feeling hatred in her heart.One day, I, Lin Wanwan, will definitely get you!

Yan Shu didn't take the little incident that happened in his mind, he just felt like returning home, wishing he could go home immediately and see the familiar figure of the man.

With the turning of the key, the door opened with a "click". Yan Shu stood at the door and pushed the door open. Looking up, the room was completely dark.

The man hasn't come home yet.

Yan Shu couldn't tell what it felt like, but he felt like a tiny thorn was piercing his heart, it wasn't painful, but it was very uncomfortable.

He stared at the pitch-black room, his eyes filled with black ink.

In the darkness, someone was humming a song, Yan Shu looked up, and vaguely saw a ball of warm orange light slowly moving out from the kitchen.

In the warm light, the man hummed the birthday song softly, obviously under the light of the jumping orange candles, but for some reason, the outline of the man's face was a bit blurred, Yan Shu tried hard to open his eyes wide, but couldn't see the man clearly With what kind of expression came to him.

But even if he couldn't see clearly, Yan Shu knew that he must be looking at him softly.

No matter what, he will, come to himself.

From the dark, with a warm light.

Yan Shu couldn't hold back and rushed over, hugging the man's waist without saying a word.

When Xiao Ming saw the child rushing towards him, he cleverly lifted the cake high.

No matter how coaxed, the child refused to let go, so Xiao Ming had no choice but to put the cake on the table first, dragged his clingy son who was holding his waist and refused to let go, and turned around to bring out the meal from the kitchen.

When Xiao Ming entered the kitchen, he realized that he was so busy making cakes all day that he forgot to cook.

All kinds of ingredients are still sleeping in plastic bags, and the raw rice is dead in the rice cooker, because Xiao Wunao forgot to press the switch.

The cake stood alone on the table.

So Xiao Ming dragged his boneless son back the same way.

Xiao Ming took his son off in a daze, pointed to the cake on the table and said, "Son, this is my father's hard work all day long! Don't look at its simple appearance, but it actually has a beautiful heart!"

The child looked at the cake. The three-tiered cake was crooked, as if it had been pushed viciously.Two disfigured monsters were painted on the cake, and there were a few black flies flying on the monsters' heads.

The man looked at him begging for praise.

Yan Shu nodded with a serious face, held back for a long time, and finally said: "Very creative."

Xiao Ming was so happy, he pulled his own child to claim credit, "This is my first time making a cake! Isn't it good? Look, the bigger person over here is me, and the little one next to you is you. "

Yan Shu looked at the two ferocious monsters with bruised noses and swollen faces, and asked after a while, "What is... on that head?"

"This one says father, and the one next to it says son." Xiao Ming looked at his son with a "you're so stupid" expression on his face.

The big fly on the ugly monster's head seemed to be buzzing around Yan Shu's ears.

"Son, hurry up and make a wish, the candles are almost burnt out." Xiao Ming said anxiously.

Yan Shu looked at the man, the light of the candle was reflected in the man's eyes, like sparkling sparkles on the sea.

"Okay." Yan Shu opened his mouth and said.

Xiao Ming was very surprised, "So fast?" Then he rushed, "I'll do it, I'll blow the candles, don't grab me!"

360: Heh, you have to steal the show on someone's birthday.

Yan Shu looked at the man who was gearing up, hooked the corner of his mouth, "Okay."

The man pursed his lips, his bright red lips glistened under the candlelight, Yan Shu's eyes gradually darkened, he was a little dazed, in a trance, and seemed to be trying to understand something.

The candle went out, and the two fell into darkness again.

"Dad." Yan Shu called out.

"Ok?"

"dad."

"Ah."

"dad."

"Son... how about... Daddy tell you a joke..."

"..."

"Well, there used to be someone who...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

360 didn't understand why blowing out candles could create a good atmosphere, so that the task was activated again, and his host was about to come and destroy it again.

Yan Shu looked down at the man. The man was hugging his thigh and laughing non-stop, his shoulders were trembling. When he raised his head occasionally, he could see the water in his eyes.

The man is smiling happily.

Yan Shu couldn't help softening his eyes, and a smile flashed in them.

When 360 was swiped by Xiao Ming's hahahahaha, he saw a [main line target smile value +1]

360:! ! ! !

360 tearful eyes, the mission has finally progressed!

When Xiao Ming finally finished laughing, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, finally got up, and shared the cake with Yan Shu softly.

The cake is very different from what Xiao Ming said.

This cake is not only simple on the outside, but also very, very simple on the inside.

Xiao Ming: As expected of the cake I made, it is so delicious. 6 Oh, what a pity you can't eat it!

360: Then you should eat it.

Xiao Ming forked another piece of cake and put it on Yan Shu's plate, "Son, eat more delicious ones."

Yan Shu's hand holding the fork froze for a moment, then nodded obediently.

Xiao Ming: My son just wants to cheer.

360: Why don't you eat it?

Xiao Ming: It's rare that my son likes it, so I'll give it all to him.

360: I give full marks to this excuse.

After all, the same cake has not been resolved.

That night, the father and son who had packed everything were lying on the bed, and Xiao Ming hugged the small body beside him.

"Son..."

Before Xiao Ming could say what he said next, Yan Shu interrupted, "Dad, I don't want to hear jokes anymore."

Xiao Ming: Am I rejected?

360: Yes.

Xiao Ming: Can't you comfort me?

360: Can't.

360 turned on the "my system is really honest" mode.

Xiao Ming, who was hit by a double blow, was very unhappy. He worked so hard to celebrate his child's birthday, but he was still rejected.

After all, he was really tired. The unhappy Xiao Ming was unhappy for about two seconds before falling into a deep sleep.

360: Can you seriously be unhappy?Have you ever considered being in an unhappy mood?

unhappy:......

But the two people on the bed had already fallen asleep face to face, with small soft hands resting on big dry palms.

Frogs croaked outside, and the room was silent.