You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Xiao Ming rubbed his aching forehead and persuaded, "Shu'er, good boy, can you go in and change by yourself?"

Yan Shu tightly wrapped his arms around his neck and refused to let go, Xiao Ming surrendered.

360: Surrendered so soon, you actually waited for a long time, right?

Xiao Ming: ...Get out!

Xiao Ming put the child on the sofa, asked the clerk to bring a pair of socks, and put the child's feet on his lap to put on the socks for him.

Yan Shu shrank his feet, a little unhappy: "No."

Xiao Ming knocked on Yan Shu's head, pretending to be angry and said, "What should I do if I catch a cold?"

Yan Shu pursed his lips, and after a while he said firmly, "No."

Xiao Ming was so angry, but he couldn't hold back his own stubborn child, and the two of them froze there for a while. In the end, the witty clerk brought a pair of cotton slippers for Yan Shu to put on first, and the matter was over.

In the fitting room, Xiao Ming and Yan Shu stared at each other, Xiao Ming called 360: 6, I'm so scared, what should I do?

360: What are you afraid of?Is there any beastly thing you haven't done?

Xiao Ming: Stop making trouble, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself!

360: What are you afraid of?Even if you are afraid, it will happen. Can worrying so much change anything?

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming didn't understand, the original owner was no longer there, how could he who took over his body be so influenced by the original owner?

It's usually fine, but once he sees the child's body as thin and white as a big white rabbit toffee with the candy wrapper peeled off, Xiao Ming feels like he's going to die.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Ming unbuttoned Yan Shu's shirt with trembling fingers, exposing the child's emaciated collarbone. Xiao Ming didn't dare to look down, stuck his eyes to the ceiling, and used his amazing first Six Senses changes clothes for the child.

After trying on several clothes, Xiao Ming was already sweating.

Yan Shu stretched out his small hand to wipe the sweat off Xiao Ming's forehead, a little confused, "Dad, is it hot?"

The soft little hand brushed across the forehead, like a feather scratching an itch. It was obviously a simple and clean movement, but when it came to the body of the original owner Tang Sui, it became a provocation.

Xiao Ming felt that the feather was not scratching his forehead, but a certain part of him that was starting to swell again.

Xiao Ming: I think I might explode and die.

360: Be optimistic. Maybe it’s just a dirty place?

Xiao Ming: ...Then I will not live anymore.

Probably because Xiao Ming seemed to be dying, Yan Shu finally let him go and let him wait outside.

Walking out of the fitting room, Xiao Ming felt alive again.

Xiao Ming: I want to cherish this hard-won second life.

Due to long-term malnutrition, Yan Shu has a small frame and not much flesh on his body, making him appear smaller than his peers, so the clothes worn by a ten-year-old child are a bit too big for him.

Xiao's father was very forthright, so he bought both large and small sizes.

After the torture in the fitting room, the clothes were bought very quickly. I chose all the clothes for the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter, even the school uniforms.

Xiao Ming was very distressed when he saw the large and small bags all over the floor. Fortunately, the clerk enthusiastically provided door-to-door delivery service. Xiao Ming couldn't be more satisfied.

After buying all the clothes, Yan Shu changed out of the last set of clothes. When she left the fitting room, she was still wearing the clothes she came in. Her feet were bare, and she stepped on the white marble floor tiles. The lining was very white, and her ankles were small. The small protrusions are like the finishing touch, making the whole foot look more delicate.

Xiao Ming hurried forward to pick up the child, "Why don't you come out with your shoes on? It's getting cold today, what should you do if you catch a cold? Tell yourself, is it right for you? How old are you... "

The man's rambling reproaches continued, Yan Shu blinked, suppressing the soreness in his eyes, feeling warm and swollen in his heart, he couldn't figure out what the emotion was, so he could only rest his head on the man's neck At the same time, the soft lips also stuck to it.

The man didn't notice, and was still angry, so he stretched out his hand and patted Yan Shu's little butt.

Probably due to outsiders, the force was not very strong, but Yan Shu still pouted his mouth and said softly, "Daddy, hug me, it's not cold."

Xiao Ming was angry and wanted to laugh, this kid, now he knows how to enslave himself.

After buying the clothes, Xiao Ming prepared all the stationery and daily necessities that the child should use, and then the father and son went home happily and stickily.

At night, Xiao Ming was dragged into bed by Yan Shu tremblingly.

Although Yan Shu didn't have any other expressions, Xiao Ming just felt that his son was in a good mood tonight, so Xiao Ming felt that he might be able to rescue him again.

......Bar?

"Son, daddy will tell you a bedtime story."

Yan Shu raised his head to look at Xiao Ming in surprise, realizing that he was not just talking, Yan Shu's eyes were bent, and there were fragmentary lights in them.

Xiao Ming sat up with his back against the pillow, and the child curled himself into a ball and nestled in his arms.

Warmth came from the touch of the skin, mixed with the sound of thumping heartbeat.

Xiao Ming was thinking about what kind of positive story to tell the children, when the sound of the system sounded.

——It is detected that the atmosphere is good now, please ask the host to complete the following daily tasks, read out the jokes on the task panel aloud, and obtain the smile value of the main goal.

Xiao Ming: 6, can we skip the daily tasks?

Before 360 ​​answered, the task panel jumped out in a hurry.

Xiao Ming watched the joke without any precaution.

Innocent Yan Shu and 360 were so defenseless that Xiao Pai haha ​​food was sprinkled on their faces.

Nestled in the arms of the man who couldn't breathe from laughing, Yan Shu was a little surprised, "Dad?"

Xiao Ming talked to Yan Shu while laughing, "Hahahahaha, why don't Dad hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Yan Shu:? ? ? ?

360's mouth was full of Xiao's original haha ​​food, but there were still a lot of random slaps on its face, and 360 was already speechless after being patted.

Xiao Ming is still struggling: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

What are you talking about?Yan Shu waited patiently for the man to finish speaking.

Xiao Ming made the last dying struggle: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Yan Shu: ...

Xiao Ming couldn't help laughing, the original posture of holding the child sideways has changed to pressing on him, his body trembled like epileptic madness.

Xiao Ming, who was smiling very intently, didn't notice the slight change in the child's face, as if recalling some bad memories, his little face was dark and gloomy.

Yan Shu stared blankly at the ceiling, biting his lip, clenched his fists tightly, and trembled slightly.

After a while, the child found that the man had made no further movements, and the child's shortness of breath slowly calmed down.

At this time, the man on his body stopped smiling, and pressed on Yan Shu, breathing long and silently.

"Father?" Yan Shu called out.

The man didn't respond.

Yan Shu tried to push Xiao Ming away, and the man rolled over from him and lay on his back on the bed, purring lightly.

Yan Shu stared at the man's sleeping face tightly, without saying a word, and it took a long time before he closed his eyes and fell asleep.