roommate he is straight
Chapter 21
This Liu Shuo didn't come by himself, there were several people behind him, which kind of meant his little brother.
Brother Liu Shuo stood in the middle, with his hands in his pockets, and looked at Gu Erli with a pretentious expression.
Gu Erli walked up to him and greeted him warmly: "Hey, isn't this our school grass student Liu Shuai? Why do you want me?"
When Liu Shuo heard the word "School Grass", the corners of Liu Shuo's mouth could not hold back, but in order to maintain his image as the boss, he had to pretend to snort disdainfully, and glanced at him with folded arms: "Don't Get close to me. Who is with you, ours, am I familiar with you?"
Liu Shuo's acting skills are so distracting, he only needs a BGM of "I'm the best..." and he can directly act in Hong Kong movies.
"If you don't know me well, why are you looking for me?" Gu Erli scanned his pocket and glanced behind him. There were more and more people watching, and some girls who liked to take pictures also took out their mobile phones to take pictures.
Gu Erli subconsciously turned his face to the side, because he was more photogenic when he lowered his head.
"I lost to you last time because I didn't find my form. Do you dare to compete with me again?" Liu Shuo said.
"No matter how many times you compete, the result is the same." Gu Erli shrugged, with a look of shame, "I will beat you every minute."
"Fuck you." Liu Shuo was so excited that he even lost his boss Fan Er, and said in front of everyone, "If I lose this time, I will kneel down and call you dad."
Gu Erli smiled: "Then will you give me old age?"
"Fuck you." Liu Shuo said, "I will never lose this time."
This kid is really too energetic, Gu Erli was a little bit dumbfounded, and walked straight past him.
Didn't plan to talk to him.
Liu Shuo shouted behind him: "Gu Erli, wait for me."
Gu Erli turned around, blinked at him and said, "I'll wait for you~"
Liu Shuo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Then Gu Erli naively thought that Liu Shuo would just let it go.
It never occurred to him that this was just the beginning.
When the get out of class was over, some people with good intentions posted the matter on the post bar.
"Set the flag! The school grass Liu Shuo challenged an unknown handsome guy. If I lose, I will call you daddy!"
Tsk tsk, as expected of a media student, this post has a strong paparazzi style.
Gu Erli clicked on this post, and saw that the discussion inside was very hot.
And there are a few photos with it, one is him standing with his pockets on his back, and the other is his mean smile "I'll wait for you".
After reading it, he just wanted to find out who took the photo, and then press and kill him.
He really wanted to know how this man took a photo of his two-meter-eight long legs so that they looked only fifty centimeters.And the emoji at the back, is that him?It's just Curator Kim himself. Fuck.
Gu Erli was looking at the reply at the bottom of this post very depressed.
"Liu Shuo and this handsome guy look like a perfect match! Forcibly press the head."
With so many floors, the host only returned to this floor: "The twisted cp is not sweet."
Gu Erli also went up and replied: "The master at the top."
Sitting in the dormitory, Fu Lang's cell phone rang, opened the post bar, and typed a few words.
After a few seconds, Gu Erli received a reply: "Why?"
"Damn it?" Gu Erli raised his head and glanced at Fu Lang, "You posted this post?"
Fu Lang said indifferently, "Yes."
"Deleted, deleted." Gu Erli said, "This photo is too ugly."
"Don't delete it." Fu Lang put the phone in his pocket, and said lightly, "Now go to Lin Zeyong's house."
"how?"
"Cook porridge for me." Fu Lang stood up and rubbed his abdomen, "This stomach has been hurting for a whole day... hey. I always want to drink something hot."
"Okay." Gu Erli sighed, knowing that he was pretending, but there was no way not to agree, after all, if he agreed, he would be responsible to the end.
It happened that Lin Zeyong had almost run out of the exit pass that Lin Zeyong gave him, so I went to make a few more copies this time.
The two of them took a taxi and were playing with their mobile phones on the way.
Except for that time when Fu Lang helped him draw an SSR card, Gu Erli never drew an S-level card again.He was so angry that he wanted to uninstall the game.
"What a broken game, it's not fun at all." He said this no less than ten times, but he still couldn't stop at all.
He was exploring the copy when the phone vibrated suddenly.
There is a reminder on WeChat to add a friend: "Handsome enough to alarm the Party Central Committee" requests to add you as a friend.
This fucking is definitely Liu Shuo, who else would call him by this name.
Gu Erli smiled and nodded in agreement.
When I saw his signature, I couldn't hold back a burst of laughter: "Among the thousands of people, I am lonely and beautiful."
Gu Erli was thumped by Lei De and laughed, Fu Lang glanced at him and said, "What's wrong?"
So he held up his mobile phone and showed it to Fu Lang: "You see, this is Liu Shuo's screen name, 6 or 6?"
Fu Lang didn't even look at it and said, "He used to be so handsome that he didn't dare to go to the toilet. I have him in my friend list."
"That's amazing, my brother." Gu Erli said with a smile, "There's really nothing wrong with this signature."
"If you destroy my heaven, I will break your wings." Fu Lang bowed his head and said suddenly with a blank expression.
"My big brother in society, people talk too much harshly." Gu Erli laughed so hard that his abs became sore.
So funny.
"Oh, by the way, what's the matter with you and Liu Shuo?" Gu Erli thought of the way Liu Shuo looked at Fu Lang, wishing he could destroy several heavens.
"It's nothing." Fu Lang said, "It's just that his girlfriend chased me, but I rejected him. It made him feel very embarrassed, and pestered me for a semester."
Liu Shuo's girlfriend looks pretty innocent, but she's just a face-controller. She talked to each of the handsome boys in school one by one.From the freshman year, Fu Lang was her number one goal.
But Fu Lang had an indifferent face all day long, and he refused directly when someone confessed, and he didn't even add WeChat to others.Many girls went on and on, but they didn't capture this bunker.
Then, she decided to stay with Liu Shuo for the next best thing, but then she didn't know what happened, and she started thinking about Fu Lang again.Bringing cakes, biscuits and snacks to Fu Lang every day, Fu Lang accepted the gifts as usual, but people still ignored them.
"I can't help it, the biscuits she made are so delicious." Fu Lang said, "It's a waste if you don't eat them."
Later, the girl was probably poor, so she didn't send any more.
Then Liu Shuo was very angry when he found out: "When she was with me, she said she couldn't even boil water!"
Then people chased him all the way, demanding an apology from Fu Lang.
"I apologize to him." Fu Lang said, "No! Give him 200 yuan for biscuits, turn around and leave."
Gu Erli listened to it again and said, "This Liu Shuo is not only a sophomore in middle school, he should be a sophomore in college."
"Sophomore?" Fu Lang was puzzled, what the hell is this sophomore.
"Isn't the two graded? Those who are a little bit two are called junior two, those who are more two-dimensional are middle two, and those who are especially two are called big two. A group of second-hand circles are called Two-dimensional." Gu Erli was very serious about science popularization. Fu Lang didn't even know this.Ignorance!
Fu Lang paused for a moment and didn't know what to say. Looking at Gu Erli who was begging for praise, he nodded and said, "Yes, yes, you are right."
When he arrived at Lin Zeyong's house, as soon as he opened the door, he saw Taozi sitting on the carpet and riding a cat.
Pineapple Cake lazily lay on the ground, seeing the owner coming, she didn't react at all.
Tao Zi reacted quite strongly, she dropped her cat ears, stretched out her small hands and shouted at Gu Erli, "Ba Ba."
"Why doesn't this make any progress at all, call me brother~" Gu Erli stretched out his hand, pinched Taozi's armpit, and directly hugged the child from the ground.
Taozi clapped her hands happily, then tightly grabbed his ear.
Fu Lang went over to pick up the pineapple cake, the lazy cat opened its sapphire-like eyes, took a look at Fu Lang, and gave a flattering meow.
"Your father still behaves like this." Fu Lang pointed to the forehead of Pineapple Cake and said, "Look at you, what you've become."
Lin Zeyong smiled, glanced at Gu Erli and said, "Why didn't you clean up the pot that day and left?"
Gu Erli held Taozi's little hand and said, "Huh? I forgot."
"There was still some porridge left in the pot. I tasted it, and it was so damn unpalatable. It was so salty, it was so salty that I drank two large glasses of water."
When Lin Zeyong said this, Fu Lang carried the cat and went to the bathroom.
Gu Erli looked at his back, remembering that he drank all the porridge in the bowl that day, feeling a little puzzled.
Dare to feel that Fu Lang has a heavy taste.
After washing the cat, Fu Lang, who had a heavy taste, went to the kitchen supervisor, turned his head and asked Lin Zeyong who was playing with his sister, "Where's your oven?"
"What's the matter? Are you making pineapple cakes again?" Lin Zeyong hugged Tao Zi and held it high, Tao Zi laughed out of breath.
"Mm. Take it out quickly." Fu Lang wore a pink apron around his waist, and stood by the stove, which seemed a bit like a home-cooking husband.
Gu Erli let out a "Yo" and said, "I didn't expect that you can also bake."
"There are so many things that you didn't expect." Fu Lang took out a piece of butter from the refrigerator to defrost, his fingers were long and slender, his joints were distinct, and his movements were very beautiful.
"My family, Fu Lang, can do everything." Lin Zeyong held the peach in one hand, handed over the oven with the other, and said with a smile, "The nature of a wife."
"I didn't expect that." Gu Erli is basically a waste of life. Let alone cooking, he can shake his hands and add too much salt when cooking porridge. The dishes he cooks are basically dark dishes. He is a little curious about what Fu Lang is. Who did you learn it from? It doesn't look like someone who can cook.
"I didn't expect you to be quite—" Gu Erli stood up for a long time but couldn't get out, thought for a while and said, "You are quite virtuous."
Fu Lang focused on the work in hand, did not look up at him, but glanced at him: "If I kick you, you will know whether I am virtuous or not."
"Don't." Gu Erli walked to the side with a casserole, "I just want to know who you learned your cooking skills from. I haven't tasted it yet. Is it delicious?"
"I won't tell you." Fu Lang said seriously, "My personality is the flower of Gaoling, with a paralyzed face and few words. Please put a cross under that wife attribute."
The Flower of Gaoling, Fu Lang has a good understanding of himself.
Brother Liu Shuo stood in the middle, with his hands in his pockets, and looked at Gu Erli with a pretentious expression.
Gu Erli walked up to him and greeted him warmly: "Hey, isn't this our school grass student Liu Shuai? Why do you want me?"
When Liu Shuo heard the word "School Grass", the corners of Liu Shuo's mouth could not hold back, but in order to maintain his image as the boss, he had to pretend to snort disdainfully, and glanced at him with folded arms: "Don't Get close to me. Who is with you, ours, am I familiar with you?"
Liu Shuo's acting skills are so distracting, he only needs a BGM of "I'm the best..." and he can directly act in Hong Kong movies.
"If you don't know me well, why are you looking for me?" Gu Erli scanned his pocket and glanced behind him. There were more and more people watching, and some girls who liked to take pictures also took out their mobile phones to take pictures.
Gu Erli subconsciously turned his face to the side, because he was more photogenic when he lowered his head.
"I lost to you last time because I didn't find my form. Do you dare to compete with me again?" Liu Shuo said.
"No matter how many times you compete, the result is the same." Gu Erli shrugged, with a look of shame, "I will beat you every minute."
"Fuck you." Liu Shuo was so excited that he even lost his boss Fan Er, and said in front of everyone, "If I lose this time, I will kneel down and call you dad."
Gu Erli smiled: "Then will you give me old age?"
"Fuck you." Liu Shuo said, "I will never lose this time."
This kid is really too energetic, Gu Erli was a little bit dumbfounded, and walked straight past him.
Didn't plan to talk to him.
Liu Shuo shouted behind him: "Gu Erli, wait for me."
Gu Erli turned around, blinked at him and said, "I'll wait for you~"
Liu Shuo was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Then Gu Erli naively thought that Liu Shuo would just let it go.
It never occurred to him that this was just the beginning.
When the get out of class was over, some people with good intentions posted the matter on the post bar.
"Set the flag! The school grass Liu Shuo challenged an unknown handsome guy. If I lose, I will call you daddy!"
Tsk tsk, as expected of a media student, this post has a strong paparazzi style.
Gu Erli clicked on this post, and saw that the discussion inside was very hot.
And there are a few photos with it, one is him standing with his pockets on his back, and the other is his mean smile "I'll wait for you".
After reading it, he just wanted to find out who took the photo, and then press and kill him.
He really wanted to know how this man took a photo of his two-meter-eight long legs so that they looked only fifty centimeters.And the emoji at the back, is that him?It's just Curator Kim himself. Fuck.
Gu Erli was looking at the reply at the bottom of this post very depressed.
"Liu Shuo and this handsome guy look like a perfect match! Forcibly press the head."
With so many floors, the host only returned to this floor: "The twisted cp is not sweet."
Gu Erli also went up and replied: "The master at the top."
Sitting in the dormitory, Fu Lang's cell phone rang, opened the post bar, and typed a few words.
After a few seconds, Gu Erli received a reply: "Why?"
"Damn it?" Gu Erli raised his head and glanced at Fu Lang, "You posted this post?"
Fu Lang said indifferently, "Yes."
"Deleted, deleted." Gu Erli said, "This photo is too ugly."
"Don't delete it." Fu Lang put the phone in his pocket, and said lightly, "Now go to Lin Zeyong's house."
"how?"
"Cook porridge for me." Fu Lang stood up and rubbed his abdomen, "This stomach has been hurting for a whole day... hey. I always want to drink something hot."
"Okay." Gu Erli sighed, knowing that he was pretending, but there was no way not to agree, after all, if he agreed, he would be responsible to the end.
It happened that Lin Zeyong had almost run out of the exit pass that Lin Zeyong gave him, so I went to make a few more copies this time.
The two of them took a taxi and were playing with their mobile phones on the way.
Except for that time when Fu Lang helped him draw an SSR card, Gu Erli never drew an S-level card again.He was so angry that he wanted to uninstall the game.
"What a broken game, it's not fun at all." He said this no less than ten times, but he still couldn't stop at all.
He was exploring the copy when the phone vibrated suddenly.
There is a reminder on WeChat to add a friend: "Handsome enough to alarm the Party Central Committee" requests to add you as a friend.
This fucking is definitely Liu Shuo, who else would call him by this name.
Gu Erli smiled and nodded in agreement.
When I saw his signature, I couldn't hold back a burst of laughter: "Among the thousands of people, I am lonely and beautiful."
Gu Erli was thumped by Lei De and laughed, Fu Lang glanced at him and said, "What's wrong?"
So he held up his mobile phone and showed it to Fu Lang: "You see, this is Liu Shuo's screen name, 6 or 6?"
Fu Lang didn't even look at it and said, "He used to be so handsome that he didn't dare to go to the toilet. I have him in my friend list."
"That's amazing, my brother." Gu Erli said with a smile, "There's really nothing wrong with this signature."
"If you destroy my heaven, I will break your wings." Fu Lang bowed his head and said suddenly with a blank expression.
"My big brother in society, people talk too much harshly." Gu Erli laughed so hard that his abs became sore.
So funny.
"Oh, by the way, what's the matter with you and Liu Shuo?" Gu Erli thought of the way Liu Shuo looked at Fu Lang, wishing he could destroy several heavens.
"It's nothing." Fu Lang said, "It's just that his girlfriend chased me, but I rejected him. It made him feel very embarrassed, and pestered me for a semester."
Liu Shuo's girlfriend looks pretty innocent, but she's just a face-controller. She talked to each of the handsome boys in school one by one.From the freshman year, Fu Lang was her number one goal.
But Fu Lang had an indifferent face all day long, and he refused directly when someone confessed, and he didn't even add WeChat to others.Many girls went on and on, but they didn't capture this bunker.
Then, she decided to stay with Liu Shuo for the next best thing, but then she didn't know what happened, and she started thinking about Fu Lang again.Bringing cakes, biscuits and snacks to Fu Lang every day, Fu Lang accepted the gifts as usual, but people still ignored them.
"I can't help it, the biscuits she made are so delicious." Fu Lang said, "It's a waste if you don't eat them."
Later, the girl was probably poor, so she didn't send any more.
Then Liu Shuo was very angry when he found out: "When she was with me, she said she couldn't even boil water!"
Then people chased him all the way, demanding an apology from Fu Lang.
"I apologize to him." Fu Lang said, "No! Give him 200 yuan for biscuits, turn around and leave."
Gu Erli listened to it again and said, "This Liu Shuo is not only a sophomore in middle school, he should be a sophomore in college."
"Sophomore?" Fu Lang was puzzled, what the hell is this sophomore.
"Isn't the two graded? Those who are a little bit two are called junior two, those who are more two-dimensional are middle two, and those who are especially two are called big two. A group of second-hand circles are called Two-dimensional." Gu Erli was very serious about science popularization. Fu Lang didn't even know this.Ignorance!
Fu Lang paused for a moment and didn't know what to say. Looking at Gu Erli who was begging for praise, he nodded and said, "Yes, yes, you are right."
When he arrived at Lin Zeyong's house, as soon as he opened the door, he saw Taozi sitting on the carpet and riding a cat.
Pineapple Cake lazily lay on the ground, seeing the owner coming, she didn't react at all.
Tao Zi reacted quite strongly, she dropped her cat ears, stretched out her small hands and shouted at Gu Erli, "Ba Ba."
"Why doesn't this make any progress at all, call me brother~" Gu Erli stretched out his hand, pinched Taozi's armpit, and directly hugged the child from the ground.
Taozi clapped her hands happily, then tightly grabbed his ear.
Fu Lang went over to pick up the pineapple cake, the lazy cat opened its sapphire-like eyes, took a look at Fu Lang, and gave a flattering meow.
"Your father still behaves like this." Fu Lang pointed to the forehead of Pineapple Cake and said, "Look at you, what you've become."
Lin Zeyong smiled, glanced at Gu Erli and said, "Why didn't you clean up the pot that day and left?"
Gu Erli held Taozi's little hand and said, "Huh? I forgot."
"There was still some porridge left in the pot. I tasted it, and it was so damn unpalatable. It was so salty, it was so salty that I drank two large glasses of water."
When Lin Zeyong said this, Fu Lang carried the cat and went to the bathroom.
Gu Erli looked at his back, remembering that he drank all the porridge in the bowl that day, feeling a little puzzled.
Dare to feel that Fu Lang has a heavy taste.
After washing the cat, Fu Lang, who had a heavy taste, went to the kitchen supervisor, turned his head and asked Lin Zeyong who was playing with his sister, "Where's your oven?"
"What's the matter? Are you making pineapple cakes again?" Lin Zeyong hugged Tao Zi and held it high, Tao Zi laughed out of breath.
"Mm. Take it out quickly." Fu Lang wore a pink apron around his waist, and stood by the stove, which seemed a bit like a home-cooking husband.
Gu Erli let out a "Yo" and said, "I didn't expect that you can also bake."
"There are so many things that you didn't expect." Fu Lang took out a piece of butter from the refrigerator to defrost, his fingers were long and slender, his joints were distinct, and his movements were very beautiful.
"My family, Fu Lang, can do everything." Lin Zeyong held the peach in one hand, handed over the oven with the other, and said with a smile, "The nature of a wife."
"I didn't expect that." Gu Erli is basically a waste of life. Let alone cooking, he can shake his hands and add too much salt when cooking porridge. The dishes he cooks are basically dark dishes. He is a little curious about what Fu Lang is. Who did you learn it from? It doesn't look like someone who can cook.
"I didn't expect you to be quite—" Gu Erli stood up for a long time but couldn't get out, thought for a while and said, "You are quite virtuous."
Fu Lang focused on the work in hand, did not look up at him, but glanced at him: "If I kick you, you will know whether I am virtuous or not."
"Don't." Gu Erli walked to the side with a casserole, "I just want to know who you learned your cooking skills from. I haven't tasted it yet. Is it delicious?"
"I won't tell you." Fu Lang said seriously, "My personality is the flower of Gaoling, with a paralyzed face and few words. Please put a cross under that wife attribute."
The Flower of Gaoling, Fu Lang has a good understanding of himself.
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