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After Gu Erli played the ball, he returned to the dormitory in a very happy mood, humming the joy of his happy hometown all the way.

It is still Li Gen's version of Happy Hometown.

And Uncle Fu Lang, who was recovering from illness, did not go to boxing because of his stomach discomfort, but lay on the bed and watched the story meeting.

This time it was not an electronic version, but a booklet that cost three yuan a copy.He held his chin and watched carefully.

Gu Erli glanced at it and asked, "Why didn't you watch it on your phone today?"

"I can't find this issue no matter how hard I search, and I can't watch it if I skip it."

"The episodes of the story meeting are not connected to each other. Isn't it the same if you skip and watch?"

"Can you manage my obsessive-compulsive disorder?" Fu Lang was so blunt that he didn't know how to reply.

"Okay." When Gu Erli was in a good mood, he felt that even Fu Lang was arrogant and cute when he was angry with him.

I swiped through Moments and sent the "abdominal muscle photo", and within a few seconds, I received a comment from Lu Yaobei.

"When the rainy season comes, some people also have a reproductive urge."

Gu Erli replied to him: "You just envy my figure."

Lu Yaobei did not reply to him, and directly sent him a private message saying: "Brother Lizige~"

He was a month older than this guy, and his intuition told him that when this guy called him brother, usually nothing good happened.

Sure enough, Lu Yaobei's next sentence was: "Please PS a few more photos for me, I'm going to be blind with these things."

Before Gu Erli could reject him, he sent another message: "Paid!"

——"How many hundred million is it this time?"

——"No, let's talk about it after having dinner together some other day."

——"You've been a little turbulent recently, please remove that word ha, it sounds tiresome."

--"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

——"...To be honest, Bei'er, you're not in a relationship, are you?"

——"Who are you going to talk to?"

——"That little Japanese."

——"Let's go aside, he is a Chinese-Japanese mixed race."

—— "Yo, the attitude has changed. Okay, what is this called, strength to protect your wife?"

——"I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to take a shower!"

——"Get out of here. Baba is going to take a shower too!"

"Did you play with Liu Shuo today?" Fu Lang asked suddenly.

"Yes." Gu Erli said, "How do you know?"

"Post it." Fu Lang held up his phone to show him, "Your photos are everywhere."

"Really." Gu Erli pretended not to care at all, and glanced up, "Is the photo handsome or not?"

When he was playing, he was always in a state of exercise. It is estimated that the photos are not very good. Either the mouth is blurred or the eyes are slanted. They must all be emojis.

Fu Lang raised his eyebrows and said, "It's not bad. It's almost a third of mine."

Gu Erli opened the post bar and took a look. Sure enough, the first three posts were all about that game.

"Break the Dimensional Wall! An unknown handsome guy suddenly appeared on the basketball court, who exploded like Eiji Shakukita."

"A wonderful duel not to be missed. An unknown handsome guy crushes Liu Shuo' school grass."

"This little brother is so handsome, I want to marry him."

"Ask for the contact information of the male god in the picture."

"It's too cute to stick out your tongue, ah ah ah ah ah I can't do it. I fell to the ground and couldn't get up."

Gu Erli looked through the photos, and after confirming that there were no emoticons with crooked noses and slanted eyes, he closed the post bar with confidence.

"Is this Liu Shuo famous?" Gu Erli was a little surprised, playing basketball can cause such a noisy effect, this is not the low-key life he wants.

"If he's famous, you won't be unaware of him." Fu Lang turned a page of the story and said with a deadpan expression, "He's even more Zhao Ritian than Ye Liangchen."

"You just say that Liu Shuo is a dick." Gu Erli couldn't help laughing, feeling that Fu Lang was quite good at hurting people.

"It's called school bully." Fu Lang turned a page, "You ignited the school bully's second-year soul, you wait for him to seek revenge on you."

"Impossible." Gu Erli said, "You don't know how handsome I was at the time. I cut wires with a basketball in my hand, sparks and lightning all the way. It was a crushing victory."

Fu Lang glanced at him, clicked his tongue, and thought to himself, this guy is also a second-degree disease.

"You let Liu Shuo lose face in front of so many people, he must not be happy." Fu Lang said, "However, he can show some flair."

In fact, Liu Shuo also has some skills, otherwise he wouldn't be able to win a goal in front of him. Hearing what Fu Lang said, it seemed that Fu Lang was the real boss.

"Since you are so tired, why don't you fight?" Gu Erli asked.

"I don't want to." Fu Lang replied very capriciously.

"Go, just come with me, we are on the same team."

Fu Lang reacted greatly when he heard this, and threw the book on the bed: "Who the hell is a couple with you?"

Gu Erli frowned and said: "If you don't go, then don't go, why get angry, fuck."

He really didn't know why this sentence angered Fu Lang, and he wouldn't get angry if he didn't want to be on the same team as him.What do you think, really.

On the second day, I took a Maogai class in the lecture theater all afternoon.

Lao Zhang's Mao Gai class can be regarded as one of the must-escape subjects in the senior year. He watched helplessly that there were a total of one or two hundred people in the large classroom, and only ten or twenty people escaped in the end.

Lao Zhang must roll the roll every time he attends class, one by one, and more than 200 people take the roll call until the end of the first class.

After the roll call, everyone dispersed.It's like going to a market.

Gu Erli was sitting at the back of the classroom playing games, and when he looked up, there was no one there, and he saw Fu Lang sitting by the window, sleeping with his eyes half closed.

In fact, in terms of appearance alone, Fu Lang belongs to the type that people can't hate.

But his temper is really bad, I don't know how he treats girls.

There were not many girls in the class, and Fu Lang had no contact with any of them.

I don't know if this guy has a girlfriend, he really can't imagine what Fu Lang's girlfriend should look like.

I feel that this kind of person's aura is suitable for a person, and no girl will stand with him.

Gu Erli was staring at his profile with fascination.

His thick eyelashes trembled slightly suddenly, like a butterfly fluttering its wings.

Fu Lang woke up, looking at Gu Erli with no expression on his face, his face was slightly drunk after a nap, the color was very light, and under the sunlight, it was almost not as dark as his capillaries.

Gu Erli's eyes were not easy to take back, and he just stared directly at him.

Fu Lang didn't seem to wake up, and blinked sleepily.

This second passed very long, Gu Erli didn't know where he was embarrassed, his old face blushed suddenly, he turned his head away in a hurry, put his chin on his hand, and pretended to cough inadvertently.

Damn, she looks so good-looking, there is no reason for it.

After the inexplicable embarrassment passed, Gu Erli secretly looked back at Fu Lang.I want to explain something.

I didn't look at you, I was looking at the scenery outside the window.

Or, there was a plane flying past in the sky just now, and I just took a peek.

Before he was ready to speak, he met Fu Lang's eyes.

"Haven't seen enough?" Fu Lang raised his eyebrows, his voice was flat and magnetic.

"Gu Erli! Someone is looking for you!" Suddenly someone shouted at the door.

"Ah, someone is looking for me!" Gu Erli slapped the table and immediately stood up, turned his head and ran out the door, like a wild horse that had run loose.

Who appeared in such a timely manner, she was simply a little angel with wings...

Oh, it's not a little angel, it's a little Teddy.

Gu Erli ran to the door and looked at Liu Shuo, who was carrying his bag with a drowsy face, and suddenly felt a little complicated.

It was guessed by Fu Langna's grandson.

Liu·liangchen·ritian·school bully·shuo came to play with him again.

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