Everyday life at Midtown High School

Pooh didn't know what happened until he was kicked out of the Avengers Building.

Tony's so-called "You stole my donut, I don't want to see you today" reason, can't stand up to careful scrutiny at all, who's father would drive his son out of the house because of a donut?

Of course, Harry, who was implicated by him, didn't know what was going on at all.

He was researching the future development direction of Osborne Enterprise in front of the computer, and checking whether the documents prepared for the U.S. military's public bidding are convincing enough...but he was suddenly called out of the room by Tony, and then, with Together with Pooh, they were driven out of the building by the intelligent robot and the mechanical arm.

"If it wasn't with you, I thought Mr. Stark would finally turn his back on me."

Harry stood by the side of the road, lowered his head and lit a cigarette, and then looked at Pooh intently: "Honey, give me a little explanation for me who is confused."

"How do I know?" Pooh was very puzzled.

He thought about it seriously for a while, and then he thought of the forehead kiss between Tony and Natasha this morning.

"No, no?"

He stammered and talked to himself, with a look of horror on his face: "Oh my God, am I in a big trouble?"

Harry looked at him speechlessly, always feeling that his lover's brain had opened up again.

Then, he felt his cell phone vibrate twice, looked down, and found that it was actually a text message from Tony: [Trash boy, since you are still the incumbent, then fulfill your obligations, take care of Pooh, don’t let him go Messy men gathered around. ]

Don't get close to messy men?

Harry frowned involuntarily, thinking of the guests in the living room he had glimpsed inadvertently before leaving the mansion, and thinking about Pooh's usual temperament.Even though Tony's text message was vague, he instantly understood what was going on...

To be honest, he didn't want to understand this extremely heart-wrenching thing at all.

Growing up together, he believed in Pooh's emotional integrity.

However, he also knows that Pooh is indeed always irresistible to some very attractive men, and he can't help but want to get close to and touch him. He doesn't have to do something, maybe just chat, like Appreciate the beautiful scenery and satisfy your eyes.

This is annoying at times.

The truth is clear, but in the world of love, it is easy for people to worry about gains and losses.

So, every time Pooh did something like this, Harry would have a sense of anger and panic that someone would grab 'shit' from him.

"Pooh, you are always like this, I will be very disturbed!" After thinking about it, Harry decided to show weakness for a while.

"What, what's wrong with me?" Pooh is still immersed in "I broke the JQ of Iron Man and Black Widow, Black Widow is in love with the Hulk, Iron Man is in love with Captain America, so, the next thing is Iron Man vs. Hulk?Or Captain America vs. Hulk?Or Black Widow vs. Captain America? ’, his expression was a little dazed: “What’s wrong with you, what’s wrong with you?”

"I mean, the way you're always approaching strange men disturbs me."

Harry cut to the chase and asked seriously, "Don't you think you should restrain yourself a little?"

Shouldn't we be talking about Black Widow cheating on my dad next?

How did it get on me?

Pooh blinked his big eyes, but didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

Looking at his innocent expression, Harry felt powerless for a while.

He didn't want to stand on the side of the road with Pooh and talk about relationship issues so foolishly, so he took his hand, found a dessert shop that their friends often go to for daily gatherings, and asked for a quieter private room, and talked again. :"let's talk."

Pooh was at a loss: "I haven't cheated, Harry, what are you talking about?"

"Every time you meet a guy that fits your aesthetic, you want to get to know them... It's hard for me not to mind."

"But you know, I'm not going to have anything to do with them, Harry."

Pooh opened his eyes wide and explained: "For me, it's like encountering a beautiful scene and wanting to take a photo together, Harry, for me, only you are the most important. "

"But I'd be upset too, Pooh."

"But why? You see, I live with you, my father, my sister, my friends, everyone knows that we belong together, why are you disturbed?"

"What's the use of everyone knowing? If you really loved me, Pooh, you wouldn't ignore my feelings and go to strike up a conversation with someone, and you wouldn't even say a word afterwards. You make me feel like I'm still The dog without eagle eyes is important..."

Harry said angrily: "At least, when that dog is sad, you will pet its head and stuff a bone into its mouth. When I am sad, there is nothing!"

"How can you compare yourself to a dog!"

Pooh couldn't help shouting: "I stuffed it with meat and bones, that's because the little arrow will wag its tail at me!"

'I kill this idiot now, will Iron Man come after me? '

After the thought turned in Harry's mind, it quickly disappeared.

But it was obvious that Harry was about to explode in anger at the metaphor.

"You mean, I have to wag your tail first?" He raised his eyebrows and asked with a trace of sarcasm on his handsome face.

"No, no, that's not what I mean." Pooh regretted his slip of the tongue, shook his head hastily, and added, "Even if you wanted to, you didn't!"

Harry: ...

"Vinevich Stark!"

He gritted his teeth and shouted letter by letter.

Pooh recoiled in horror.

There's no way, for others, he can always spout a few sweet words, but for Harry, he would spout a few not-so-pleasant truths from time to time, no wonder he became so angry.

"Are you trying to break up with me?"

Although it was just asking, Harry's murderous expression of "If you dare say goodbye, I will kill you" is quite scary.

Don't say that you didn't plan to break up in the first place, if you really plan to break up, you will be too scared to say so.

Pooh shook his head like a rattle: "Don't break up, don't break up!"

"Then give me a solution!"

Harry stood up suddenly, put his hands on the table and ordered: "I never want to restrict your freedom, so I will not make any unreasonable demands that you are not allowed to do this or that. If two people love each other, then they want each other Equality, from the beginning, that's what you taught me, and I respect you. But besides that, there should be a premise that both people are pleasant in this relationship. Now, you make me unhappy , then you have the responsibility to solve it!"

"That makes sense." Pooh nodded logically.

He really bowed his head and thought about how to solve this matter.

After a while, he raised his head and asked again: "Are you worried that I will fall in love with someone else?"

Harry looked at him without saying a word.

But Pooh, relying on the tacit understanding between the two for many years, understood.

So, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I understand!"

Under Harry's suspicious gaze, he stretched out his hand towards the other party with a bright smile, and suggested, "Let's go and register the marriage, Harry."

"what?"

"When we get married, you don't have to worry about it!"

"You're underage, Pooh."

"It's simple, I'll look for household registration, and then try to trick my dad into signing for us... As long as there is a guardian's signature and the age is over 14, we can get married."

Harry was very moved.

Before that, he had planned to propose marriage, but at that time, he was only thinking of getting engaged first, and then getting married after they both became adults.Now, it is a very coincidental coincidence that a triple jump, although it is a bit faster, has to be said, it is an excellent opportunity, otherwise, with Tony Stark's behavior style, he really doesn't know that in the end, he still has Can you be with Pooh smoothly?

"Then get married!"

It seems to be thinking for so long, but in fact, it is just a moment in reality.

Harry, who wanted to understand, immediately agreed to the request shrewdly, and repeated again and again: "Then get married!"

Moreover, he said categorically: "No one is allowed to go back on their word!"

Originally, I drove my son and Harry out because I didn't want my son to "get together".

But if he knew that his son packed up and sold himself for free after going out for a while, Tony would probably be really mad.

Pooh, however, was unaware of this.

He completely forgot about the "old father" at home, his mood was like the sun was shining, the sky was clear, and his face was full of joy with a smile.

What?Didn't you worry about the Avengers civil war just now?

Come on, that's after marriage too... Now, nothing matters more than marriage!

"Damn it, I haven't figured out what color wedding dress to wear." Pooh said worriedly.

Harry: "Please, you'd better wear a suit, thank you."

"Actually, you really don't need to be upset."

Pooh also comforted Harry very gently: "Even if I strike up a conversation with a hundred people, you are the only one I want to marry. In this life, I will only marry you as my bride, Harry."

"I married you, you are the bride, thank you." Harry corrected with a toothache.

"Oh, it's all the same." Pooh waved his hands with great interest, as if he was not going to get married, but to play in a Disney amusement park.

Harry always felt that this matter was unreliable.

Sure enough, their journey to sex was not smooth.

Pooh did get the household registration certificate and his own father's signature, but the problem is...

"Sorry, Mr. Stark, your legal guardian is not Mr. Tony Stark."

The female customer service in charge of handling the business said politely: "So, this legal guardian's signature document is invalid, and minors who do not have the guardian's consent can go through the marriage formalities only after they become adults."

"What the hell, my legal guardian is not Tony, who else could it be? Could it be Stacey's father? But, Tony clearly said last time that he has already taken away my household registration!" Pooh was very surprised.

He was puzzled and asked: "Then can you check for me, who is my legal guardian now?"

The female customer service gave him a curious look, apparently never having encountered such an existence who 'doesn't even know who her legal guardian is'.

But she still looked it up professionally for free: "Your legal guardian is Mr. Steve Rogers."

"What The Fuck!"

Pooh looked confused: "What the hell is going on with my dad? He gave away his son after falling in love?"

The author has something to say: [Note]: There may be something wrong with the specific legal details. I checked the transfer of custody rights, but there are all kinds of theories found on the Internet, so it is a bug and a privilege to be an iron man dad Class, he can do whatever he wants; or, it can also be understood that the laws of the Two-dimensional world are different from the laws of the real world. In short, everyone will forgive me, okay.