Everyday life at Midtown High School

"Eon, Tony!"

Steve ran backwards from the front again, ran in place and said, "You said you wanted to run with me in the morning, hurry up, get up, and continue!"

Panting for breath, Tony sat directly on the grass, glared at him with eyes almost turned into anger, and said nothing.

"Are you angry?" Steve paused a little hesitantly.

He said incomprehensibly: "What's the matter, why did you stop suddenly? I've already run three miles just now, and I was discussing what to eat this morning with a girl, but you still didn't move?"

"With a girl?" Tony asked in amazement.

"She was wearing the same color tracksuit as you, and happened to be running next to me..." Steve replied.

'Sorry, I don't really want to talk to you.JPG'.

Tony rolled his eyes at him.

"Hey honey, what's the matter with you?"

Steve approached him, still with a confused expression: "Aren't you going to run with me in the morning?"

"I'm a normal person, not a horse, not a camel, and not a super soldier with good physical strength like an animal!"

"Uh...but I've slowed down."

"But you've done fifty laps, fifty laps! Bastard!" Tony yelled.

"Ah? I don't feel anything at all..." Steve subconsciously showed a look of surprise: "It must be when you were by my side, I was only thinking about how to find something to chat with you, and forgot to remember the numbers .”

"Are you here to tease me on purpose?" Tony couldn't help but raised his head and glared angrily.

Steve couldn't help laughing: "Do I have to?"

Whether it was necessary or not, Tony decided he was being played.

He angrily refused the next morning exercise, put on the steel armor, left Steve, and flew back to the Avengers Building.

Steve put his hands on his hips, raised his head, and watched his arrogant and high-profile golden-red figure gradually fly away, and couldn't help laughing.

"Difficult and wayward guy!"

A black man suddenly sighed from the side.

There was still a residual smile on Steve's face, but after hearing this sentence, he couldn't help but restrain himself slightly.

He turned his head and found that it was someone he knew before: "Hi, Sam, long time no see."

"Long time no see, man! You just ran 13 miles in half an hour."

With an admiring look, Sam Wilson said jokingly, "How does it feel to run with Iron Man?"

"Very good, actually, Tony is very easy to get along with."

Steve smiled and explained.

Then, he looked at his friend in front of him: "Are you still in the Department of Veterans?"

"Yes."

Sam smiled and replied: "Last time because of the lizard, the Osborne Group lost a lot of money. Now, the Department of Veterans has become the richest department, and even the gym facilities are brand new. They can get you another day." Let's get to know each other."

Steve smiled good-naturedly.

Sam looked at him and suddenly asked, "You Avengers, are you still recruiting?"

"what?"

Steve gave a surprised expression.

"People who run with Iron Man and get to know each other well, shouldn't they be ordinary people?"

Sam speculated: "You said you were a veteran, so it wouldn't be Thor, it wouldn't be the Hulk, and it wouldn't be Hawkeye. So, after excluding these, Captain, did I say that I am you powder?"

at the same time,

Tony has landed on the top floor of the Avengers Building wearing armor.

As he walked forward, the mechanical arm helped him take off the armor.

When he came to the hall where the Avengers met, he was no longer as panting and embarrassed as he was in the park before.

He went straight to his wine cabinet and poured a glass of wine.

"Let it go, let it go."

Natasha came over surreptitiously, knocked on the table and said, "Tony, we have guests coming over later, you can't get drunk early in the morning, that's too rude."

"Guest?" Tony lowered his head and took a sip of the wine without being persuaded, and asked casually, "What guest?"

"They're from the UK." Natasha replied, "I'm on the same side as me. Clint will take them to SHIELD for filing first, and then bring them here later."

"Come here? Why?" Tony asked strangely.

"There is a relatively unscientific... well, a supernatural mission." Natasha walked in front of him, naturally covered the mouth of his wine glass with her hand, and said softly with a serious look: "My dear, you know that the captain pulls the wine every day." I want you to run and exercise, Pooh bought you a bunch of miraculous Chinese herbal medicines, why Pep told you to quit smoking and drinking?"

"But so what?"

Tony asked angrily.

"Not much. But Cap has been in love twice in his life, Tony."

Natasha smiled slightly and said calmly: "Pooh only has one biological father, and Pep is your best friend and family... So, don't let them lose you."

"..." After being silent for a while, Tony gave up and put the wine glass on the table.

Then, he continued nonchalantly, "Let's talk about that paranormal mission."

Natasha laughed at his duplicity.

The red-haired glamorous female agent leaned forward slightly, intentionally kissed Tony on the forehead, and praised, "Goodboy."

Tony shook his head amusedly.

He pointed to his own lips and joked unscrupulously: "Kissing here is more sincere."

However, after he finished speaking, he inadvertently raised his eyes, just in time to see Pooh standing at the entrance of the hall, still in pajamas, stunned. After the father and son looked at each other, they were a little stunned.

"What are you doing standing there, silly boy?"

Tony pre-emptively said, "Also, what are you wearing? Why don't you wear the pajamas I gave you?"

"The one you gave me is so childish. If I were seven instead of 17, I'd love it."

While answering, Pooh looked at Natasha, then at him, and added with a strange expression: "Don't mention the pajamas, I want to ask what you two are doing so early in the morning!"

"Boy, do you also care about the chatting of adults?"

Tony answered grimly.

"I don't care, but I'm just curious, aren't the captain and the doctor here?"

Pooh couldn't help sighing and said, "Hey... your circle is really messed up!"

Five minutes later, he was punished by the world because of his cheap talk.

Mixed doubles, you deserve it.

Around ten o'clock in the morning, Hawkeye Clint, who had been going out all the time, finally came back.

The one that was always quiet and was taken care of by Pooh most of the time, named Xiaojian, rushed up, wagged its tail excitedly, ran around him, and barked endlessly .

The haughty archer's expression immediately softened.

Regardless of the guests behind him, he bent down to pat the dog first: "Xiaojian, how are you doing? Did Pooh feed you meat and bones?"

"A good dog."

The guest from England looked at this sleek and lively dog ​​with a smile and said: "The person who takes care of him should be very careful."

"Yeah, Pooh likes him too," Clint said gently.

"Is this the Avengers Building?"

A handsome young man said excitedly, "Then we can see the Black Widow again?"

"You like her? You like Black Widow?"

A beautiful girl standing next to him raised her eyebrows in surprise, and suddenly asked, "Wait, Jack, do you like her? Pretty face, big breasts, or long legs?"

"Hey Lula! Not liking me, I just admiring."

The little handsome guy blushed a little and argued.

Lula laughed: "Of course, of course, I understand you, Jack! Which man doesn't love the black widow, unless he is impotent!"

The girl slapped the handsome boy on the chest very boyishly: "Come on, come on, give her a good impression!"

She stretched out her hand abruptly, and helped Jack pull the shirt and straighten the collar: "Quickly straighten your clothes, maybe you really have a chance to meet the goddess."

Jack felt embarrassed, lowered his head and covered his face with a smile: "That's not the case."

However, the moment he bowed his head, Lula's face, which was still smiling just now, immediately showed an expression of anger and jealousy.

The quirky girl narrowed her eyes.

The next moment, Jack's pants suddenly fell off, revealing the black boxers inside.

"Oh, Jack!" Lula exclaimed.

She took out the belt that she didn't know when she took it off from the jacket, threw it on the ground, clapped her palms, and said in a gloating tone: "I know you are in a hurry, but you can't be in such a hurry. Look You, you are so impatient, but you can't win the heart of the goddess."

Jack stared at her dumbfounded.

"Pull up your pants first, baby!" Lula patted his face and walked forward with her head held high.

"Young man, you have boundless energy."

Not far from the man and woman, an older man dressed as a gentleman took off his hat, revealing his brilliant head.

He casually asked, "Daniel, do you have a favorite superhero?"

"What? Superhero, no, Merritt, I'm never a personality cult."

A short man with a cropped head gestured quickly and said quickly: "I have no interest in using force since I was a child. Sometimes I really want to run to fight, but I can't win. If you must fight, I can only open my mouth to bite, everyone has their own strengths, that is not my field. Therefore, I will neither worship nor have any unnecessary liking emotions. I just need to be my own king in my own field. gone."

"You, do you think, in the field of magic, you are the king?"

Merritt was good at asking focused questions.

"Do you still need to ask?" Daniel, who always chatted to death, immediately gave him a surprised look.

Then, he replied in an affirmative tone: "Absolutely!"

"A British agent, four thieves from the magic world?"

Looking at the surveillance video, Tony briefly concluded.

"A British agent, indeed. But..."

Natasha added: "Those four little thieves have been registered as special talents and will join S.H.I.E.L.D. in the future."

"SHIELD really recruits everyone." Tony said disdainfully.

"Come on, since we're here, we have to go out and meet anyway." Steve said.

However, when they were discussing in front of the surveillance video, Pooh had already greeted them head-on.

Because, before that, he was playing with the dog named Xiaojian.

When Xiaojian rushed out, he naturally followed, only a few steps slower than the dog.

"Professor George Falconer?" Pooh happily called out to the British man.

He still didn't know the real identity of the other party, so he continued to call the other party's previous disguised identity, stepped forward and said warmly, "Why did you come to the Avengers Building? God, if you had notified me in advance, no matter where I was or where I was Whatever you do, I will definitely put down everything at hand and pick you up in person!"

Even Kingsman's ace agent, looking at Pooh's eyes full of sincerity, couldn't help showing a sincere smile.

He said politely: "Long time no see, Mr. Stark. How are you doing recently?"

"Not particularly good, almost luck."

Pooh's eyes sparkled, and he said sincerely: "But after seeing you, I know that God still cares for me, and he has brought back my good luck."

"Don't stop me, I'm going to drive him out!"

"Steve, let go!"

"Shit, who the hell is this old man?"

"Is Pooh blind? Everyone goes up to strike up a conversation."

When everyone was amazed at the child's sweet talk skills, the child's father was already grinding his teeth in hatred.

"Tell me, who asked him to come here! You bastard British guy! He's quite old, and he still wears a slim suit to show off his figure. He's so flirtatious. He has no self-respect or self-love at all. Do you have any sense of shame!"

"Tony!"

Natasha said speechlessly: "Don't let prejudice blind you. It's not Galahad's fault. You have to admit that he is indeed very attractive. Your son has always had a good eye for men. As far as I know You know, the first man he shot was the captain..."

Steve rubbed his nose in embarrassment and coughed a few times.

"After that, Hawkeye, Bruce, and Galahad..."

Natasha continued.

"Just tell me..."

Tony interrupted her roughly, and asked in an unlovely tone: "Aside from his father and women, are there any men in this building whom he has never approached?"

"The new ones today."

Natasha pointed to the monitor screen and said, "Uh... I seem to be late."

screen,

Pooh was watching the man with the short hair adoringly playing poker: "God, Daniel, you're so cool!"

Daniel showed a proud look on his brows.

Enjoying Pooh's admiration, he shuffled the deck of playing cards superbly, the corners of his lips slightly hooked in pleasure, and mysteriously slowed down and said: "Teach you a trick, boy! In the field of magic, the closer you are , the less you see."

The author has something to say: The four new characters who appeared in this chapter have appeared before, the four main characters of the Shocking Dwarfs, and Galahad from "Kingsman Academy".

PS. I originally planned to write more about Kingsman, but later, considering that Kingsman 2 was about to be broadcast, it was always different from the original, and I was a little sad, so I decided to write less.