Everyday life at Midtown High School

"Star Spangled Banner?"

Because I also liked the tweet about Professor X selling corn.

The shrewd Iron Man instantly caught many superheroes and mutants who registered their Twitter accounts with vests.

But the one that caught his attention the most was 'The Star-Spangled Banner Never Falls'.

Such an old-fashioned name!

This patriotic style!

That unspeakable avatar of the American flag!

And... After clicking into the page, the series of reposts:

'At that moment I cried, what is respect?Close the door every three seconds! ';'How many people cried, the dignity of a chicken';'Top secret, shocked everyone, for the sake of the United States, it must be forwarded';'Skipping breakfast, she regretted her whole life';'The clouds in the sky are so beautiful Suffocation';'The best brother in the world, you will cry when you see it';'What is trust?Tell you a profound truth'; 'Twelve elements of a happy family' and so on.

Too hot eyes!

People watching are about to suffocate, damn it!

'Although you have already guessed who he is?But I don't want to click follow at all. '

Tony thought with a deadpan face, but clicked Follow in spite of his words: "Damn, this seriously lowers my style." '

Then, after thinking about it, he clicked on the Twitter of his teammate Black Widow.

For some reason, Natasha, who registered with him before, changed her ID to 'On the Feasibility of Red and Green Matching', which sounds like a scientific paper.

Tony didn't pay much attention.

After all, it is normal to wear a vest on the Internet.

Natasha has a surprisingly large number of fans. Below her tweets are often a bunch of straight men crying and begging the goddess for a frontal photo, as well as some unknown species of unknown gender who "goddess loves me".

The red-haired female agent has not tweeted for a long time, possibly because of her mission.The last one is a selfie photo of a side face with short Japanese-style black hair, a faint black leather jacket, glamorous and compelling, with rebellious brows, like a rebellious middle school girl.

"I still like the way she has long curly hair. It's not gentle. Although she has never been gentle..."

Tony muttered to himself, and then clicked on Hawkeye's Twitter.

Hawkeye also changed his ID, the name is 'Archer's Middle Finger', which should be taken from the allusion of the Anglo-French war [Note].

This sullen gay purple lover retweeted some [-]th-tier Internet celebrities' breast photos from time to time on Twitter, plus various pizza coupons, flash sales of daily necessities, free shipping of dog food and dog cans, discount cards for dessert shops, and Forward and pay attention to the lottery.

Tony only glanced at it twice, then closed the page heartbroken:

"It's so low, why don't you retweet health and chicken soup like the captain!"

In the end, he opened his son's Twitter and was pleasantly surprised to find that Pooh had started drawing cartoons for him.

"That's right, what's the point of drawing Captain America all day long!"

he thought happily.

The title of the mini comic is 'A Day in the Life of Iron Man', and there are four pictures in total.

In the first picture, the Q version of Tony is holding a small pliers, wearing a racerback vest, looking at the donuts on the dining table crying, next to the text is 'Jarvis, why is there only one? '; In the second picture, the Q version of Tony angrily knocks on the table with pliers, and the text next to it is a red threat'I want to uninstall you, format you! '; In the third picture, a gold-red Q version steel armor showing a dejected expression (Tony: Why does a piece of armor have an expression?), and the text next to it is 'Sir, I can't bear you'; in the fourth picture, Q The version of Tony sat in the arms of the Q version of the steel armor, still holding the donut tightly in his hand, and the text next to it was 'forget it this time'.

What the hell is this?

A bunch of fans in the comments below were yelling 'Da, have you finally climbed the wall?I said earlier that Jani has all kinds of love, but Dundong is too cruel!Come and join our donut family, happy every day. '

There is also a comment with a picture, the text is Gianni's candy - "open arms for you at any time, sir", and the picture is a snapshot of Mark 42 with his arms open, the armor opened, and the scene where Tony jumped on it.

Countless people below made screaming expressions and neatly left messages: So sweet, so sweet!

'I don't understand what people are thinking now? '

Tony thought blankly: 'What the hell is going on with my son's weird hobby?What's so sweet about me and Jarvis?I'm so tired, let him continue drawing old popsicles another day...'

"Hey, are you playing this too? I've been playing for a long time, and Pooh helped me register."

Steve's voice suddenly sounded from behind.

Tony turned his head and found that he was pointing at his mobile phone, with a surprised expression of "Oh brother, you are actually in the same game area as me".

But the next moment, he frowned, and said in a senior tone, with condemnation: "Tony, how can you use Iron Man as an ID?"

"Uh... what's wrong?"

Tony raised his eyebrows and asked in surprise.

"Of course not."

Steve put on an expression of an experienced netizen, and said instructively: "There are good and bad people on the Internet, and it is easy to make mistakes. Only novice rookies don't know how to use vests and put their names directly on it. You think about it, a bunch of people are anonymous, and you have a real name, what a disadvantage, how stupid. Tony, you should change your name anyway, you see, after I told Natasha and Clint earlier, they I immediately changed my ID."

Tony-Panic-Stark: Silence.JPG.

He couldn't help complaining in his heart: "I'm just wondering, the Black Widow and Hawkeye, who were obviously concerned at the beginning, have now become 'On the Feasibility of Red and Green Matching' and 'Archer's Middle Finger', so you did it hell!"

"Hurry up and change your ID too, be obedient."

Steve continued to ask.

Then, he took out the mobile phone delivered by Aegis, bowed his head and opened Twitter skillfully.

Three seconds later, Tony found that he had a serious face, worried about the country and the people, and retweeted an article very seriously: "It must be retweeted. The United States will usher in severe changes in 20 years' time!" '.

Old people are scary!

It is easy to learn bad, but difficult to learn good!

The Internet is the root of all evil!

Wake up, Captain!

You have almost become a member of the front line of fighting, spreading those alarmist Internet rumors, without common sense, without salary, and without judgment!

Tony, who really had nothing to say, covered his face with his hands tiredly.

The author has something to say: [Note] I like this allusion very much recently, but if it is written in the text, it will take up the main text, so I will share it with you here.

During the Anglo-French war, the British bows and arrows made the French terrified. Therefore, when British archers were caught, their middle fingers would be cut off, so that even if the archers fled back, they would not be able to shoot that frightening arrow again.