Everyday life at Midtown High School

"Didn't you fly to the moon to mourn your lost love?"

Dr. Banner, a good old man, said such a sentence to Sol in a very ironic tone.

But Saul obviously still lacks understanding of the language art of the Atrium people.

Not only did he not get angry, but instead he stepped forward to hug Banner enthusiastically, patted the doctor on the back, and let out a loud laughter like thunder in his throat: "My friend, thank you for your sincere concern! I feel dejected about my love affair, but I feel the concern and miss of you group of close friends, here..."

He let go of Dr. Banner, clenched his fists and beat his chest, and said emotionally, "This place has changed from frozen ice to a raging flame again. Long live the power of friendship!"

Dr. Banner: ...

Natasha almost laughed out loud.

"Did he just get off the stage?"

With a speechless expression, Tony turned his head and complained to Steve, "Which eye does he see that we think about and miss him?"

However, the upright Steve showed a stunned expression: "What do you mean? I really miss Saul and worry about him..."

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"Why do you ask?"

Steve didn't end the conversation because of his silence, but asked suspiciously: "Tony, are you trying to avoid taking medicine again?"

Tony rolled his eyes towards the ceiling feebly, and cursed an unintelligible swear word in a low voice.

Because, too lazy to continue discussing with an antique, he simply took the medicine bowl with a sullen face, endured the pain, and swallowed it in one gulp, and then began to grin his teeth and keep pouring it into his mouth. Fu Shui: "This is poison, Pooh, the little bastard who caused the trouble, if he saw my current expression with his own eyes, he would definitely be damned proud."

Pooh wasn't very pleased either.

Although the father and son can always cause some embarrassing incidents of falling in love and killing each other, the premise of all killing each other is because of love.

Natasha once privately talked to Clint about Pooh.

The shrewd, experienced and well-versed female agent thinks that Pooh is a very smart child.

This smartness does not refer to IQ smartness, but some emotional shrewdness. He seems to always be able to see the essence through the phenomenon. He is as sensitive as a small animal, knowing who treats him well and who treats him badly.

Therefore, even if he was teased every day like Tony, he could still feel his father's love from it, instead of being directly angered into a rebellious boy.

However, after hearing these analysis, Hawkeye Clint asked blankly: "Are you serious, Natasha?"

Natasha was slightly taken aback: "What other opinions do you have?"

"Of course, are you sure that what you describe is smart?"

Clint said in a very complicated tone: "No matter how you are bullied, you still think it is a father's love. Isn't that stupid?"

Natasha was speechless for a while.

She struggled for a while, and then replied simply: "It seems reasonable for you to say so."

Clint shrugged and didn't comment.

So far, Natasha has given up discussing the two fathers and sons who have a weird way of getting along.

But anyway, Pooh is really worried about his own father who always makes fun of him.

Since the Afghanistan incident, the glamorous and invincible Iron Man, after taking off his armor, is just an ordinary person who gets sick easily when he encounters a little bit of cold air or irregular work and rest.

Most of the time, though, Tony can handle it.

His IQ is too high, so he made a special software that allows Jarvis to monitor his body, blood pressure, heartbeat, and breathing at all times, and remind him in time if something is wrong, and he immediately makes adjustments and does everything possible to avoid getting sick.

But this kind of behavior is palliative, not the root cause, and his body has not improved.

For example, the two recent illnesses were the alarms that his body had reached a critical point.

Both Pooh and Cap wanted him to have surgery to remove the shrapnel and get rid of that chest reactor as well.

But Tony is too stubborn, as soon as he encounters this topic, he will automatically ignore it, or find an excuse to leave...

Before he was unsuccessful in persuading him to go for the operation, Pooh could only start to think of some other ways that could help a little bit.

After learning about a theory that 'Western medicine has quick results but is easy to hurt the body, while Chinese herbal medicine can better regulate the body and is easy to maintain health', he immediately picked a day and asked Harry to accompany him to find a pharmacist .

So, what oriental magical Chinese herbal medicine is not revenge!

That's obviously Pooh's full love for his father...but it's a bit bitter.

In order to find a Chinese herbal medicine pharmacist who is genuine and not a liar.

He did not hesitate to hook up with his boyfriend to test whether the pharmacist had real skills, and lied that his boyfriend couldn't get hard. Before Harry wanted to kill him, he finally found a man who hadn't got his pulse and only looked at Harry. Just one look and say 'Are you kidding me?This kid is as strong as a bull's pharmacist.

Physician!

Pooh rushed over excitedly, and described Tony's symptoms in detail, and by the way, asked him to add two catties of Coptis chinensis to the medicine to relieve the fire.

Whether Tony has realized these good intentions is another matter for the time being.

Anyway, Harry was deeply touched.

"How on earth did I fall in love with you blindly?" He sighed.

"Isn't it because I'm smart, smart, kind and lovely, and beautiful?" Pooh asked in surprise.

Harry: ...

at the same time,

After a day or two of fermentation time, it was only spread in New York, and the live video of Stark and his son's "two-reed double reed new product launch event" was gradually discovered by more people.

As a result, it slowly and unstoppably rushed into the top three on the Internet news hot topic list, ranking... the third!

This is a relatively rare situation for Tony Stark, who has always been the headline.

Of course, Tony, who is getting more and more mature now, doesn't care much about this false name...

But others found it amusing.

For example, I really like gossip in private... No, it was Natasha who collected information. After learning that Stark and his son's double reed was only ranked third, she immediately opened the Internet and searched.

It's hard for her to know, what is the news that ranks No.2 and No.1 in front of Iron Man?

On the top trending topics on Twitter and YouTube, she found the answer.

#Uniform was torn apart, Spider-Man ran naked in a hurry#

Natasha was silent for three seconds, suspecting that she had accidentally clicked on some bad websites.

But in general, she is still convinced that she is ranked No.2 on the hot topic list based on this title alone.

After all, the most important reason why Stark and his son's double reed can break into a hot topic is actually the celebrity effect, similar to the consequences of the double bonus of Iron Man and Tony Stark.From the perspective of entertainment, apart from discussing the relationship between father and son, there are actually not many topics and eye-catching hot spots.

From this point of view, the topic of Stark and his son is indeed far inferior, including superhero (Spider-Man), violence (uniform is torn), pornography (streaking) and many other popular elements news.

'Worthy of being No.2, this topic is of a high level. ' Natasha sighed and opened the news.

Then, she found out with regret that this turned out to be a title party.

In the video, Spider-Man fights with Dr. Octopus who came out of nowhere and has several tentacles. One accidentally, a sharp place of Doctor Octopus's tentacles scratched his clothes.

Moreover, the crack was in a very wrong place, it happened to be at the bottom of his pants, but it was not to the extent of streaking.

However, the way he covered his butt with his hands and ran all the way after the battle was really cute.

Therefore, in the later video, the floating bullet screens are all the words "hahahahahahaha".

After confirming that the second position of the hot topic of Spider-Man should be genuine and not fake (little spider: I have risked everything, but I still suspect that I am fake?), Natasha moved her attention to the hot topic list again. Single No.1.

#Old Oxford Xueba, now reduced to street corn#

Ups and downs are normal in life.

Such a piece of news can actually surpass Iron Man and Spiderman and rank first on the hot list. Could it be that there is something shady about it?

However, when Natasha opened a picture first, it became clear instantly.

A handsome man with a bald head and a blue suit, sitting in a wheelchair, with a pile of corn in front of him, smiling happily, his brows and eyes seem to be full of joy of harvest (don't believe it...).

'If it was him, it would not be unusual for corn selling to become hot news. '

She silently thought in her heart: 'But become No.1 on the hot topic list?strangeness? Professor X should not be so well-known among ordinary people, right? '

But soon, after carefully reading the news several times, she finally found the mystery.

I saw #前津津学霸，今暴失费店米霸# on the bottom right of this tweet, where the red heart likes it, a bunch of acquaintances, and people who are not familiar but are also famous, all there.

What's "Iron Man"; "The Star-Spangled Banner Never Falls"; "Little Ants Have Great Effects"; "God's Virtue"; ;'Let's dance together, the golden song';'Sorcerer Supreme';'Master Deadpool';'Magneto' and many more.

"How come there are so many boring people who like to join in the fun these days?"

Natasha sighed helplessly.

Come to think of it, none of these people who like it are ordinary existences.

Ignoring their occasional part-time jobs, in terms of their respective professional fields, except for a few people, most of them are the best and elites in the industry.When they collectively like it, it's like a group of celebrities acting collectively...

If we say that the double reed of Stark and his son is just a single celebrity effect of Iron Man.

Well, here, it is equivalent to the multiple combination of countless celebrity effects.

In the end, the tweet successfully became the top topic of this week.

Among them, the enthusiastic netizen named 'Magneto King' not only likes it.

He is still on Twitter, insisting on swiping the screen with messages: "Is the money not enough? Is it not enough? No... Is it not enough?"

After getting no reply, he sent one last comment: "I told you earlier, don't raise so many children. Forget it, since you can't afford it, send them all to my side."

A netizen whose ID is 'Professor' replied to his message very simply: "You are dreaming!"