The protagonists are crazy for me

Wang Dapu had the feeling that his purpose had been seen through, and he immediately took the moral high ground and said: "I saw your blind lady walking slowly, and the snow was wet and slippery, so I was afraid that she would fall so I went to help her."

Shen Yannian shook off the salty hand with an unharmed expression, and said in a calm tone: "My wife has me to help you, so you don't need to worry about it." Instead, he took Yin Luli's hand, interlocked his fingers and Walking in a row, and said in a gentle voice, "It was my suddenness just now, please don't blame Madam, I won't let go easily in the future."

Yin Luli felt a burst of joy in his heart, but this joy contained contradictions and doubts.The paradox is that he just ate the little uncle's tofu as a matter of course, and lowered the Yanyu banner with his own hands; the doubt is whether the little uncle's words are caused by the glowing Gu, or he just said it on the spot.

When they arrived at Xiaoshe, they cooperated with each other and displayed the belongings in the Qiankun bag one by one.

Even a dagger for peeling fruit among the items must be seized and registered. As for the magical artifacts, harmful talismans and pills cannot be brought in, let alone some large magical artifacts that can be driven by spiritual power.

Wang Dapu sent people to register all the weapons and magic weapons in the Qiankun bag, and finally waited for the time to check the bodies of the two.He first took a body-testing instrument and roughly probed Shen Yannian's body, but after failing to find the result, he "turned to fight" Yin Luli.

This time, he took extremely detailed photos, and the amber spar rod swept from Yin Luli's feet at a very close distance.

It has to be said that this beautiful lady not only looks soft, but also smells very sweet, which makes his whole body dry and hot.When the spar rod was moved to his knees, Wang Dapu's speed became even slower. [Jin Ji Gong only published, refused to reprint]

Shen Yannian lowered his eyelashes slightly, watching the guard's every move. "Wang Shouwei, don't go too far."

Wang Dapu has a lustful heart, and his lust can be big or small. It depends on whether the people around him are easy to provoke. Obviously, the white-haired man in front of him is not easy to provoke, so he casually speeds up the inspection speed a little.However, he still didn't give up the thought of frivolity. He relied on himself as a person from the fairyland, and the person under inspection in front of him was a person from the demon realm, so he was a little lawless.

Yin Luli was used to Shen Yannian's body fragrance, so he couldn't stand Wang Dapu's smell of underarm odor and alcohol.While Wang Dapu was standing upright, he slowly moved the blind stick to the front of his legs, and then raised it suddenly unexpectedly: "Brother guard, does this blind stick need to be checked?"

"Ouch!" The lifeblood was hit hard, and Wang Dapu immediately screamed ghostly while clutching his crotch.

Yin Luli immediately "turned pale with shock", "What's wrong, Brother Guard? Did I hit somewhere. I'm really sorry, I can't see..."

Hearing these words in a soft voice, half of Wang Dapu's pain disappeared.

The corner of Shen Yannian's mouth also involuntarily held a light, mocking smile.This kid doesn't need to worry about him at all.

"It's okay...you can't see clearly, how can I blame a weak person." Wang Dapu said deflatedly, his whole body was weak and he didn't even have the strength to stand up.

At this moment, their carriage was also inspected.

After registering the consignment, the two continued on the road.

On the way, Shen Yannian got in touch with Yu Xiangchen through the psychic jade, and told the truth about Wang Dapu.If it wasn't for meeting him personally, the ghost knows how many women Wang Dapu secretly took advantage of, judging by his movements, he is very skillful.

Not all women will choose to speak out, some choose to swallow their anger because of their introverted temperament; some have important things to do, so they waste time on such things Wuxia.But it was this attitude that gave this kind of person the courage to strike again and again.

Yu Xiangchen is also familiar with handling this matter, she immediately informed Nanming, Mochizuki, and Qishan's Sword Fairy, and asked them to send high-cultivated, clean-spirited female monks to stay at the checkpoint together, so that Men and women are checked separately.Replacing only Wang Dapu is only treating the symptoms but not the root cause.

As the carriage traveled from southwest to northeast and penetrated into the neutral zone, the atmosphere on the roadside gradually became lively.The Tuoluo Demon Realm has sealed off the border, and only one entry point has been opened. Anyone who enters the country needs to go through several rounds of screening, so Shen Yannian and Yin Luli will not be able to enter the Tuo Luo Demon Realm for a while.

The guards at the entry point of the Demon Realm recognized Yu Wugou, but they still looked at their jade badges.

"My lord Yu Wugou, please forgive me. This is an order from the Demon Lord. Even if you and your wife want to go back, you have to go through the whole process." The guard nodded and bowed, "You first give me the jade token of you and your wife. , although the process still has to go, but every process can let you go through first.”

The two handed in their identity jade badges and waited for the border supervisor to personally review them.

The guards took the two of them to a post house that was closer to the entry point of the Demon Realm.

The people staying here are all Dharanis and Sotedans from the Demon Realm, with advanced cultivation, some of them are very familiar to Shen Yannian.Some of them are familiar because they have played against each other, and some are familiar because Yu Wugou provided the portraits of acquaintances so that the two of them can sneak in and return smoothly.

Yu Wugou didn't dare to play tricks on this aspect, once the two of them revealed their secrets due to such a small mistake, Yu Liuli would be the first to be killed by Huayin Pavilion.

Shen Yannian held Yin Luli's hand, and led by the guards into a guest room. This post house was originally intended for nobles and powerful people in the Demon Realm, so the conditions are quite good. It is an enlarged and luxurious version of the East Wing of Yuling Academy. However, there is only one big bed and one futon in the couch room.

Shen Yannian subconsciously wanted to ask if he could prepare another set of bedding, but when he thought about the relationship between the two, he hesitated to speak.

The guard left the entrance, he set up a barrier with Yu Wugou's mind, and said: "You sleep on the bed at night, and I will sleep on the couch in the living room." After speaking, he took out the necessities of life one by one.With the current inspection speed, the two of them might have to live in this place for three to five days. "Sit down and don't move."

"Little uncle, can you take out the bugs when no one is around? These eyes are really hard to use." Of course Yin Luli refused to sit peacefully.He fumbled forward with his blind cane.But a half-blind person who has not been around for a long time will eventually have accidents. There is a very thin sill at the connection between the couch and the living room. Did not step over all at once.

So, when Shen Yannian happened to turn his head, he just saw Yin Luli tripping over the small sill.

However, before Yin Luli had time to touch the ground, he was pulled back into his arms.

"If you're blind and don't stop, didn't you just sit down?" Shen Yannian reprimanded a little helplessly, "It's best not to take out the Huanyan Gu. The identity verification is extremely strict these days, and the border supervisor doesn't know what will happen. From time to time, we will send people to find out our identities. Also, after you come here, you are not a disciple of Huayin Pavilion, but you are Yu Liuli himself, no matter whether there are people around, don't call me little uncle."

Yin Luli nodded while staring at the messy face in front of him, his heart was beating violently again.He knew that this was caused by Huayan Gu again, Yu Liuli fell in love with Yu Wugou every now and then.

"Sit down first, and I'll take you for a walk in a while. The neutral zone combines the customs of the Seven Wonderlands and the Dharani Demon Realm. It should be a fun place for you."

"Okay." Yin Luli sat obediently and waited.

Shen Yannian continued to organize things on hand, after all, he was not used to using other people's Qiankun bags, and he was never sure where to put the items he needed in the bag.

This time, he produced a stack of books, contained in a thick cardboard case that could be pulled out from the side.He wanted to put the stack of books back, after all, there shouldn't be any problems if they passed the customs inspection, but at this moment, he suddenly saw a special book.

This entire stack of books is neat and brand new, but only one of them looks very old, as if it has been flipped through frequently.

He pulled out the book, and saw the three magic words "Mantangchun" written on the cover.Driven by curiosity, he turned over a page, but after seeing the characters on it, he closed the book with a "bang", and quickly stuffed it back into the paper box.

Yin Luli heard the movement and asked, "Yulang, what happened?"

The word "Yulang" made Shen Yannian's heart tremble.With reddish ear tips, he glanced at the beautiful wife in red beside the bed, cleared his throat subtly, and said, "It's nothing, I'm not proficient at driving the Diankun bag, and I lost a book."

After putting away the luggage, the two of them walked out of the post house with their fingers interlocked, and walked to the nearest dealer.This is also what Yu Xiangchen explained before they left. If the dealer has a business worth investing in spar to make a profit, he can contact the shopkeeper of Huaying Pavilion in the neutral zone to buy it for him.

The trader's tube integrates the buying and selling items of various fairy gates, and sells various products from different fairy gates in the Demon Realm, including celestial herbs, elixirs, precious ores, wood, metals, etc., as well as expensive land in the neutral zone.Of course, these things will not be sold directly here, what is bought here is the ownership of such items.

This is like Chu Jiangli planting Wisdom Flowers before, because there were not enough spars in the initial research, so Shen Yannian gave a large amount of spars to support him in planting Wisdom Flowers. It is the ownership of half of the Prajna flowers produced by the Spirit Medicine Sect every year.

If Chu Jiangli had had the confidence to announce the Prajna flower planting project here, it is very likely to attract unique visions to Xianmen to bet on crystals. In the end, his Prajna flowers will also be distributed to the betting crystals in proportion. The gate of the immortals of the stone.It's just that Shen Yannian took the lead on this fat fish, and Qing Yu also firmly controlled the remaining half, not giving the other immortals a chance.

When the two of them entered the dealership, the first thing they saw was a huge aura screen.This screen is constantly refreshing the small amount of ownership of goods in various fairy gates and regions.It's also fortunate that Yin Luli is half-blind at the moment, otherwise his eyes would be dazzled when he saw the densely packed words on it.

Shen Yanchu took a look at it at the beginning, and felt that there was no room for appreciation in the value of the goods.

This is like a fairy grass that can effectively treat common people's stubborn diseases. If the stubborn diseases are prevalent in the next period of time, then the price of this herbal medicine will have room to increase, because the demand for it is high among the common people.

When the price rises to a certain level, the growth rate is gradually stable, and the celestial sect who currently owns this celestial grass is well-informed and knows that the stubborn illness is about to pass, then the ownership of this celestial grass will be sold again, and those who are blocked by other news Xianmen bought it.In this way, the well-informed Xianmen can take advantage of this stubborn illness to make a difference in the price of the fairy grass, and the Xianmen who take over later are very likely to bear the loss of the price drop.

The two were about to leave and were going to visit again tomorrow, but the appearance of a line of small characters suddenly caught Shen Yannian's attention.

"The star sandstone mine in the neutral zone sells one-tenth of the star sandstone ownership again." Shen Yannian murmured.

Worried that someone around would be eavesdropping, Yin Luli said to Shen Yannian at a very close distance: "I remember that Huayinge owns half of this star sandstone mine, and now the mine is going to sell a tenth of the quantity?"

Shen Yannian turned his head, his lips almost kissed his cheek.He opened the distance slightly with inadvertent movements, trying to keep himself calm, because the Brilliance Gu was constantly urging him to hug his "beloved wife" in front of him.He asked in a low voice, "What do you think is the future value of Xingshashi?"

The powder made from star sandstone is the ore needed to forge swords and magic tools, so it is naturally important, but as long as there are no new factors, its value will be stable, so even if Huayin Pavilion has [-]% of the ownership , when they monopolize the star sand in their hands to other fairy sects, they can't set a high price.

But ten years ago, this new factor appeared, that is, Chu Jiangli developed the antidote for the host of the magic vine.

The method of entering the body of this antidote is very novel and special to people in this world, and that is injection.Since it is to be injected, a hollow needle must be used.Therefore, star sandstones with special structures are naturally the best choice for this kind of needles, because they are a combination of hollow needles, which look similar to lotus roots when viewed from the front.

At that time, Huayin Pavilion sent countless star sand and stones that had been decomposed into individual roots to the Spirit Medicine School to help Chu Jiangli.The star sand used for injection can be ground into powder to forge weapons, which can be said to make the best use of it.Just because of the extra magical effect, the price of star sandstone in the market has risen, but because the mining cost of the mine remains unchanged, Huayinge has earned a large amount of spar.

"Why do you ask me?" Yin Luli asked back.

Shen Yannian felt that his question was a bit straightforward, so he changed the way of saying, "If we can't find the original species, we can't kill him and let all the alienated hosts die, then we can only take the road of injecting the antidote .Then do you think it is possible for Qingyu to develop a similar antidote?"

If he could find some way to ensure that the alienated host would not blow himself up and "sacrifice his life for righteousness", Yin Luli felt that he should have the confidence to develop an antidote, after all, he had experience once.Qingyu's words should also be capable. He is optimistic about the apprentice who has received his true teaching. "Then you don't need to ask me. I am not familiar with Qi Shanjun, but you are more familiar with Qi Shanjun. You should ask him this kind of question."

He felt that Shen Yannian's attitude towards him had become more and more different in recent days, especially after Yuling Academy and his party.

Just when he was thinking about why Shen Yannian had such a change, Shen Yannian suddenly hugged him, as if enjoying the wonderful feeling brought by his "wife" body, he gently caressed his tight waist.

He was taken aback by the sudden hug, because it was the first time he hugged face to face because his body was too close, and he actually felt that Shen Yannian's body seemed to be slightly moved. "do what……"

As he breathed in, he felt that the freshly baked soft candy gradually cooled down to hard candy, and it seemed that only the warmth of his mouth could melt it.

He swallowed, and for the first time had the urge to try the sweetness of hard candy.

"The border supervisor sent someone to monitor us." Shen Yannian whispered next to his ear, the distance between his lips and the pinna was no more than a few strands of hair. "Yu Wugou and his wife, especially Yu Wugou, are people who are very close to Fan Wuxin, and they must never make mistakes, so our every move in the next few days will be watched by these people."

Yin Luli nodded with blushing cheeks, and at the same time felt a wave of hot air rushing down unstoppably. "Why don't you let go first...it doesn't have to be like this." Even if they don't separate, Shen Yannian will also notice changes in his body.

"Sorry." Shen Yannian said in a low voice, stood face to face with him again, raised his hand and gently smoothed the slightly messy black hair around his right ear.

Shan Yuyan stared closely at the couple with affectionate eyes, feeling that the couple was just as bad as ever as written in the information.

"You have seen this place from the future before, it's rare to come and see it today, it's good to open your eyes." Yu Wugou said while holding his beloved wife's hand.

"Yulang, you deliberately laughed at me..." Yu Liuli pretended to be angry, "I am half blind, how can I open my eyes, I only know that there are many people here. But I still prefer such lively scenes, when the old devil was in power , the Demon Realm is much more lively than it is now."

"Madam likes it, let's come here again tomorrow."

The two couples walked in front of Shan Yuyan, and he was so numb that he shivered a lot.

Seeing that Shan Yuyan didn't follow up quickly, Shen Yannian took out the psychic jade, and psychic made Hua Mantang.

Hua Mantang is Hua Xiangrong's cousin, because Hua Xiangrong is relatively close, he is trusted by Huayinge, and has inextricably linked.Now he is in charge of the Xingshashi shop for Huayinge in the neutral zone.Fifty percent of the star sand and gravel produced by the star sand and gravel mine will be transported to Huamantang's shop, and then resold by Huamantang to various fairylands, or transported to Huayin Pavilion.

"The Xingsha Mine has released another tenth of the ownership of the Xingsha, so buy it quickly." After He Huamantang explained in a simple and clear manner, he dragged his "madame" to a busy street.

At this time, Shan Yuyan followed up again.

While weaving through the crowd, Yin Luli was suddenly attracted by the smell of sugar. "Yuro, is there a sugar shop nearby?"

Shen Yannian, who is addicted to sweets, has already smelled the smell.He pulled Yin Luli to a sugar shop and said, "Grandma, I want two sugar paintings."

Granny Tang received the business with a smile, but when she looked up and saw a familiar face, she immediately said, "Hey, isn't this Miss Liuli?"

"..." Yin Luli was speechless for a moment, wondering what kind of luck was this? "Huh? Granny?"

Granny Tang happily said: "So you still remember the old slave's voice. I never thought I'd see you here again. Did you have fun here with Lord Wugou?"

Yin Luli responded, "I'm very happy from time to time, and just now Yu Lang still made fun of me."

Granny Tang smiled kindly, and said to herself: "If you hadn't taken the medicine from Mr. Wugou, my daughter's life would have been lost. Now my daughter and I can live like this, thanks to your help .” She quickly drew a pair of luan birds and handed them to Yu Wugou, and then she made a little sugar figurine and gave it to Yu Liuli as an extra gift.

Shen Yannian was puzzled and said, "This is..."

Granny Tang laughed and said: "Lord Wugou and Miss Liuli have been married for many years. This little Tang man is a little wish from the old slave. I hope you will have a son early and continue to live peacefully and happily." The blessing given by her status might be laughed at by Yu Wugou, the Dharani, but she sincerely wanted to thank the two of them.

Yin Luli lowered his head slightly, pretending to be shy.

Shen Yannian said: "I would like to borrow your auspicious words. I also want to have a child with Liuli as soon as possible. Let's go first."

"Go on."

The "husband and wife" were walking with a sugar painting alone, and Yin Luli licked the bird head of the sugar painting purely by feeling. "Tell me, the two have been married for many years and have not had a child. Whose fault is it?" He felt that Yu Wugou's body is very good, and it is impossible for Yu Liuli to be pregnant forever. Great disparity in grades, don't you want it?

Shen Yannian: "..." He remembered that when he took Yu Liuli's heart and soul that day, the child was outside the door. "Did you forget something?"

Yin Luli stopped in his tracks: "What did you forget?"

Shen Yannian pursed his lips lightly, and moved his delicate Adam's apple up and down, with extremely subtle movements.He leaned close to Yin Luli's ear and asked in a low voice: "If it's me and you, can I let you have it?" If it was him normally, he would definitely not say such frivolous words, but it is so bold, Now he "molested" the little nephew very boldly.

Yin Luli: "..." How could he forget that Yu Liuli was a man.But... Shen Yannian's example was too embarrassing, it reminded him of the scene in the Jinjiang Danmei novel where the attackers and the recipients molested each other, and he spontaneously filled in the harmonious content of five or six thousand words later.

Now that he was the one being molested, he felt annoyed and ashamed.So he gave Shen Yannian a fist, and bit off Tang Hua's entire bird head with a "click".However, sugar painting was sticky, and some sugar residue inevitably stuck to his lips.

"Have you forgotten the rules of eating?" Shen Yannian raised his hand to help him remove the sugar residue on his lips.

However, he moved a step faster, and directly licked the edge of his lips with his tongue, licking back the sugar residue and at the same time wiped off all the sweetness on his lips.

The red lips that were wetted by the body fluid were even more beautiful and delicious, full and bright like a cherry that had been wet by the rain.Shen Yannian watched silently, inexplicably liked to see him licking his lips, so he touched his lips with the little sugar figurine.

"What?" Yin Luli licked off the sugar stains on his lips again.

Shen Yannian regained his selfishness, and once again touched his lips with a sugar figurine.

Yin Luli: "..." Good Shen Yannian, you are intentionally bullying my blindness.

He licked it clean again.

Then, as expected, the vague hand approached again.

He immediately grabbed Shen Yannian's hand, bit off the sugar figure on the bamboo stick, and stuck out his tongue to show the sugar figure in his mouth. "This time I bit a villain, next time I bite your bird. If you have the ability, put your bird in front of my mouth and see if I will eat him." He said vaguely with a sugar man in his mouth.

Wait, something seems wrong.

Shen Yannian: "..." What did this child say?

At the same time, passers-by cast strange glances and smiled meaningfully.

"It's such a blessing. It's really a blessing to have such a beautiful wife." A demon cultivator passing by the road joked authentically.

As soon as Yin Luli exhaled, he immediately walked forward with his blind stick.

Shen Yannian stepped forward and pulled the person back into his hands, saying: "You said it yourself, why bother to be angry with me."

Yin Luli was so blocked that he couldn't speak.

The two played for the whole afternoon.Shan Yuyan followed behind them and suffered all afternoon. Although he didn't eat candy, he still had a toothache.

After testing the relationship between the two, the second round of secret tests began again.

So, when they returned to the post house, they were stopped by a dozen or so demon powers as soon as they entered the gate of the post house.These few great experts have all competed with the former Yu Wugou, and more or less understood Yu Wugou's cultivation base.

"Master Yu Wugou, do we want to fight with bare hands?" One of the people who looked like a demon body repairer loosened his thick shoulders, "I wonder if you have been in harmony with the other side for so many years, is it true that your strength is no longer comparable to that of the opposite fairyland. There are no useless dogs around the Demon Lord."

Shen Yannian remained calm and said, "Fighting between immortals and demons is forbidden in the neutral zone."

Duo Ankui chuckled twice: "You also said that it is forbidden to fight between immortals and demons, but here..." He opened his hands to show, "They are all from the Demon Realm. My family will discuss and learn from each other. Why not? And this place is under the jurisdiction of the general manager of the border, and people in the neutral zone can't really say anything."

Shen Yannian glanced to the side, and sure enough, he saw Shan Yuyan again.In this way, he really had to fight, and he couldn't use his own skills, he could only use the basic mental skills brought by the Brilliant Face Gu. "You can fight, but do as the Romans do, you can't use deadly or seriously injured moves, just go to the end."

In fact, this Duo Ankui was not appointed by Shan Yuyan, but the people behind him. He proposed to compete with Yu Wugou, but he only wanted the beautiful woman beside him.On weekdays when he is not working for the Demon Lord, Yu Wugou always takes people wherever he goes, and doesn't let anyone touch 01:30 o'clock.Even if this beautiful girl is just a mere demon, Duo Ankui is also moved. "I think it's really boring to just compete. Why don't we play something interesting and take a gamble."

"What are you gambling?"

Duo Ankui glanced at the glamorous and delicate Yu Liuli, and said: "Actually, it's nothing, I won, and my sister-in-law will lend me a night to play."

"A idiot talks about a dream."

"Don't worry about not being able to beat me, no