The protagonists are crazy for me

Yu Wugou is Fan Zangyin's young disciple. In the original "Hua Shui", wherever there is Fan Wuxin, Yu Wugou must hide in the corner, always appearing to clean up the mess for Fan Wuxin when he needs it.

When Yin Luli was still Chu Jiangli, he teamed up with Shen Yannian to stab Fan Wuxin.At that time, it was Yu Wugou who came forward to rescue Fan Wuxin, who was still the young master of the Demon Realm, and gave Fan Wuxin the opportunity to return to the Demon Realm and attack Moon-Watching Wonderland in one fell swoop.

Although he is Fan Wuxin's number one confidant, his current attitude towards the fairy world is quite fascinating, because after Fan Wuxin ignored the affairs of the world, the major affairs of the Demon Realm were handed over to a few of their confidants, and among them, he has always advocated peace. Willing to clash with Wonderland.Many people speculated about the reason why he, the number one under Fan Wuxin, wanted to coexist peacefully with the Seven Great Wonderlands.

But after thinking about the people around him, people guessed the general idea.There is a beautiful lady in Yu Wugou's house, and she has deep affection.However, because of disputes, he and his beloved wife stayed together less and separated more. Now, in order to live a harmonious and loving life with his beloved wife, he puts down the blade of killing and pursues stability wholeheartedly.

Besides, his beloved wife, Yu Liuli, is one of the most beauties in the Dharani Demon Realm. Compared with the four female flowers in Huayin Pavilion, she is not inferior at all, although her status is low.

The demon ranks from low to high are Yinmoluo, Yaxili, Tianshamen, Shutedan and Dharani. Yu Liuli is just a Tianshamen, but Yu Wugou is a demon noble like Dharani.The marriage of the two is a scandal in the Demon Realm in the eyes of the nobles, but it is a dream and hope in the eyes of the lowly slaves.

Yin Luli stared at Yu Liuli fascinated.He is essentially a face control, otherwise he wouldn't just stare at Shen Yannian and giggle in a daze.

Shen Yannian glanced at Yin Luli, standing on the right side but lightly tapped his left shoulder with spiritual power.

Yin Luli shuddered slightly, suddenly regained consciousness and looked to the left, and asked Yu Xiangchen, "What's the matter, Master?"

Yu Xiangchen cast a questioning look: "Did you do anything for the teacher?"

At this moment, Yu Wugou came to his senses, and subconsciously searched for his beloved wife after feeling his limbs being tightly bound.At this time, Yu Liuli also had his limbs and neck bound, and was still in a coma.Seeing this, he said to the people outside the barrier: "You have something to come to me, let my wife go, she is blind, and has never done anything harmful to nature."

Yu Xiangchen said: "It seems that you know what happened in the fairyland recently. What do you know?"

Yu Wugou said: "I don't know."

"Oh?" Yu Xiangchen raised his voice slightly, and raised his hand to pinch Yu Liuli's neck in the air, causing Yu Liuli to whimper slightly. "You don't even know that?"

"Let go!" Yu Wugou struggled to break free, but he couldn't get rid of the shackles, "I have always advocated peace, and I just want to live a stable life with her. The matter of alienating the host may be done by other colleagues, I really don't know. If I knew, I would have brought her back to the Demon Realm long ago, how could I have been caught by you."

Looking at these words carefully, Yu Xiangchen felt that Yu Wugou should really be ignorant.She let go of her hand, raised her head slightly and said, "I have something to discuss with you."

"The premise of the discussion is that you have to let my wife go back to the Demon Realm." Yu Wugou said.

Yin Luli curled his lips, the dog food made him a little sour.

Yu Xiangchen said in a very slow, earnest tone: "I will let her go, and I will let you go too."

"Senior Sister?" Ming Wanqing was obviously unwilling, and she didn't understand why Senior Sister Zhang had a heart of kindness to Fan Wuxin's minions.

"I am willing to let you go back this time because of your many times of peace. But next time I am caught, I will not hesitate to take off the heads of you and your wife as a sacrifice to the souls of the host who died in the fairyland." .”

Yu Wugou asked: "What do you want? Use me to blackmail Moyu to stop this alienated host?"

Yu Xiangchen said: "What I need is the identities of the two of you. Due to the alienation of the host, the Demon Realm has been re-sealed, and many powerful figures in the Demon Realm have been blocked in the neutral zone. Now only the identities of the two of you have the opportunity to enter."

"Do you want to attack the Demon Lord?"

"No matter what we want to do, we have the initiative. You don't have to know our purpose." Yu Xiangchen said, "I don't want to embarrass women, but if you really want to embarrass women, there are ways. So you'd better cooperate."

Yu Wugou stared at his wife who was still in a coma, knowing that as a prisoner he had no capital to negotiate, he agreed without much hesitation. "Okay, I agree. But in the meantime, please move my wife to a cleaner place. She has always been weak and sick, and can't stand this kind of environment." Unexpectedly, he believed that the Demon King must be able to realize something based on how well he understood him.

"Where's the Huanyan Gu?"

"It's still behind our necks." The two of them will not use their original identities when they come to the fairyland to play openly.

Yin Luli listened silently, but he always felt that something was wrong.However, when the master asked for the radiance Gu, he realized the problem...

They had long discussed that he and Shen Yannian would be the ones going this time, by disguising themselves as important figures in the Demon Realm, but right now, the two are a couple.

This means...

Shen Yannian stepped forward, and put the Brilliance Gu that came out from the back of the necks of the two into two small cups respectively.Afterwards, he pulled away Yu Wugou's skirt, cut a gash in his heart with a knife, and let the Brilliant Face Gu suck it.

The Huanyan Gu worm that sucked Yu Wugou's heart and soul, no matter who it gets into, it can make that person no different from Yu Wugou.

Ming Wanqing quickly took another small cup in the hands of Yu Liuli and Shen Yannian to get her heart blood.

However, at this time, Yin Luli wavered again: "Master, must I go with my little uncle this time?"

Yu Xiangchen asked back: "Didn't you go by yourself? Who else is more suitable than you and junior brother?"

Yin Luli faltered and said: "But the identities of these two people... are inevitably embarrassing."

"I know, it's really difficult for you to wear women's clothes. But a man is flexible, and besides us, no one will know that you are pretending to be a woman."

It's not about pretending to be a woman, what's so strange about wearing women's clothes, the key is...he coughed lightly, and said: "I'm afraid it's not appropriate to use the status of the two of them as husband and wife, I think I'd better pretend to be the one behind Yu Wugou Followers are better."

Yu Xiangchen said: "Pretending to be a husband and wife does not make you really a husband and wife. Besides, you two are both men, and you have different genders, and there are concerns about intimacy between men and women. As men, you don't have to worry at all. As a teacher, you can rest assured. If you pretend Cheng Yu Wugou's entourage should be stopped by Moyu in a neutral zone."

Shen Yannian said calmly at the side: "It's just a show, don't take it seriously."

Yin Luli drooped his brows, and reluctantly responded.

Several people walked out of the underground prison together.Seeing Yin Luli's downcast, Shen Yannian walked past him and asked in a low voice, "Do you really mind?"

Yin Luli raised his eyes, as if something touched his heart.

"I don't mind, the two men have nothing to mind." Yin Luli was full of energy but a little embarrassed, feeling that he really thought too much.It's just acting on occasion, what is he really doing, he even had a drink with Shen Yannian.He changed the topic, "At this moment, the third uncle should have fed another Gu insect with Yu Liuli's painstaking efforts. The earlier I brought the insects, the earlier I got used to it. I pretended to be a blind girl, and I definitely couldn't get used to it for a while. Come."

However, when they arrived at the facing room where students who made mistakes were detained, they saw Ming Wanqing walking out of the facing room with a troubled expression on her face.

"What's the matter?" Yu Xiangchen asked, "Have you taken your heart and soul?"

Ming Wanqing frowned and glanced at the room, but her formerly serious face was showing embarrassment. "We got it wrong..." she said.

"What went wrong?"

"Gender is wrong..." Ming Wanqing cast a begging look at her junior brother and asked him to go in to get blood, "Yu Liuli is also a man, and also has the body of a furnace."

Yu Xiangchen: "..."

Shen Yannian immediately took the small cup from the second senior sister's hand to take blood.At this time, the skirt of Yu Liuli's chest had been stripped away, and under the skirt was naturally a flat chest only for men, and the fake chest was sewn into the apron.He reconfirmed that Yu Liuli's male utensils were still there, and he was indeed a real man.

"Why are you pretending to be a woman?" Shen Yannian asked, and at the same time mobilized his meridians to taste the green breath in the air.

This breath did come from the furnace, but it was not Yin Luli's top-quality furnace.He was used to the green scent of frankincense on Yin Luli's body, and smelling it on Yu Liuli's body, he found it dull.The former is like a mature fruit with plenty of juice and flesh, while the latter is a small immature fruit that is still green, dry and bitter, and is distinguished by the essential senses.

However, even a furnace physique like Yu Liuli's is unique. Yin Luli's kind of body that can be placed next to him can smell the breath and nourish his meridians, which shows how precious it is.

Yu Liuli changed her female voice, and said in a soft voice: "Yulang and I are the laughing stock of the Dharani. If I were a man, he would lose face even more. Lord Mojun will try every means to make me leave his."

Shen Yannian's eyes moved slightly, and he asked in a low voice: "How can there be a husband and wife between men? You have been with him for so long, doesn't he know that you are a man?"

Yu Liuli lowered her head slightly, her cheeks were slightly red, and said: "From the first time we met, he knew that I was a man... Men can also have the reality of husband and wife."

Shen Yannian: "..." He had no choice but to remain silent to face the alternation of the old and the new in cognition.

Although curiosity really arose in his heart, but at this time the business was important, and he didn't have the mood to ask more questions.After taking down the Qiankun bag from the other party, he asked about the formula for opening the bag, and he quickly exited the room.Before closing the door, he glanced at Yu Liuli again, feeling an inexplicable feeling in his heart.

He didn't know how to describe this feeling. He probably saw a green fruit, but had to put it away because of the green skin. The flesh is bright red, juicy and sweet.

What emerged in his mind was the image of the boy pouring clear water over his head, but the boy's face was no longer Chu Jiangli, but...

"Little uncle, have you got the blood yet?" The face that suddenly appeared in front of his eyes coincided with the boy in his mind.

Shen Yannian came back to his senses, handed him the Gu in his hand and flew away immediately.

After more than ten days of preparation, Shen Yannian and Yin Luli set off from Huayin Pavilion.

Before leaving, Yu Xiangchen told Shen Yannian to pay more attention to the various shops in the neutral zone, and if the sales of those grass jelly and ores had a prospect, he could consider investing in crystals.

Yu Xiangchen believed in Shen Yannian's eyes. At the beginning, because his junior brother had provided spar assistance to the elixir sect that had not yet established a sect, now Qingyu would still give half of the Prajna flowers he planted to Huayin Pavilion.

It can be said that at present, the Spiritual Medicine Sect is relying on the legacy left by Chu Jiangli. This invisible but bottomless "family property" has attracted the jealousy of the Unknown Immortals.

The junction of Nanming Wonderland and the Neutral Zone.

"Ding ding dong", as a carriage slowly arrived at the first customs post in the neutral zone, the guard in charge of the inspection stopped the two carriages and said: "Everyone who enters the customs will get out of the car for inspection. Magical artifacts are not allowed to be brought into the neutral zone."

The white-haired man driving the carriage stopped when he heard the sound, and raised his head to reveal his deep and exotic face under the bamboo hat.

The gate guards saw too many people every day, so they naturally recognized that this long face was only possessed by the nobles of the Dharani Demon Realm.He added: "If you want to return to the Demon Realm through the neutral zone, you must register the handed-in artifacts. The artifacts can be consigned to the entrance of the Demon Realm. You can claim the artifacts through the nameplate issued here."

The white-haired young man jumped off the carriage steadily, shaking off the white snow on the bamboo hat and fiery red cloak.Although most of the wonderlands have already entered spring, the Dharani Demon Realm is still in a freezing climate because it is located in the northwest.

"Whether there is anyone in the carriage, regardless of the old, weak, sick or disabled, all come down for inspection." The guard shouted.

"There's one more person. A Li, I'm going to get out of the car for inspection." Shen Yannian opened the door of the carriage, and gently raised the windproof curtain.After a while, a catkin-like slender hand stretched out from the carriage. Just one hand made the eyes of the guards on the side straighten.He held his four fingers, rubbed them gently with his fingertips, and finally led him outside the carriage, "Be careful of the steps."

Yu Liuli is not completely blind. From Yin Luli's perception, his eyes are actually highly myopic and have a weak ability to capture light, so when looking at things, they always feel blurry and dark. It took Yin Luli several days to get used to being half-blind. life.

Huanyan Gu is known as the disguise fetish, which naturally has its magical features. It can not only change the user's appearance, but also make the user's personality be affected by the person being disguised. The cultivation level, illness, etc. can also be increased Less inheritance.Therefore, Yin Luli is also half-blind at this time.

Under Shen Yannian's instruction, he successfully judged the position of the steps, and was helped out of the carriage. [Jin Ji Gong only published, refused to reprint]

The gate guard Wang Dapu has seen countless people, and he has seen most of the delicate fairies in the fairyland, among which the four most beautiful are the four female flowers in Huayin Pavilion.In his eyes, Yu Xiangchen is luxurious, Yun Luoying is gentle and elegant, Ming Wanqing is cold and arrogant, Hua Xiangrong is charming, each of the four has its own beauty, but everyone who knows them well knows that the four sisters have thorns in each flower, Very difficult to mess with.When I saw it in the past, I kept it at a respectful distance, but the attitude of not being obscene is enough.

However, the red-clothed woman in front of me is completely different. She is the kind of delicate and delicate woman who makes a man feel pity when he sees her, and wants to protect her.And, there is a principle that everything must be reversed, that is, this woman is so delicate that people can't help but imagine how she will react when she is severely abused on the bed.

That kind of screaming sound must be crisp to the bone, and you won't feel tired after working all night.

Wang Dapu looked at the woman in red from head to toe.

Her skin is creamy, and she is white and bright under a red dress; she has long legs and a thin waist, and she is taller than ordinary women;

Her hair was as black as ebony, blown into disorder by the north wind, and extremely soft, just looking at it can make people think of the smooth feeling of this soft black hair slowly flowing in the hands;

Although her eyes are blind and covered with a layer of bright red gauze, the veil can hardly conceal the pure and agile eyes. It is said that she is a fox demon transformed into a human being, but how can a fox demon be so innocent; The eyes have the agility of a young deer, but how can a young deer be so hot and hot;

Her mouth is a typical small cherry mouth, with full lips and slightly raised corners. No lip color is applied but it is naturally bright red, so tender that it seems that a burst of juice can be squeezed out with a light pinch.

It was still snowing at this time, and the cold wind was blowing constantly.

When Yin Luli stood still, Shen Yannian raised his hand to stroke the snowflakes that fell from his shoulders, took off his cloak and put it on for him, and pulled on the wide and thick hood.

Yin Luli's heart beat violently as his body was suddenly enveloped by a burst of warmth.However, due to the temporary lack of physical contact, he immediately became restless.The Huan Yan Gu made him look like Yu Liuli, and it also made him feel a strong admiration for the man in front of him. "Yulang?" He called out, raising his hands and groping forward.

The sound of "Yulang" directly shouted to Wang Dapu next to him.He couldn't wait to search the woman.

"I'm here." Relying on the habit of Yu Wugou's body, Shen Yannian guided his hands to put on his cheeks and covered them gently.

After feeling Yu Wugou's exquisite facial features with his fingertips, which only the nobles of the Demon Realm can have, Yin Luli felt at ease.

Shen Yannian took his hands off his face and covered them in his palms, and asked in a low voice, "Is it too cold? Your hands are so cold." He touched his beloved wife's hand to his mouth and kissed gently, and heh A heater to warm it up.

"Okay, hurry up." Wang Dapu urged selfishly, "Show the contents of the Qiankun bag to be inspected one by one, and people will also be searched."

As soon as Wang Dapu instructed, several guards under his jurisdiction went to check the carriage of the two of them by themselves to ensure that no harmful magic weapon was missed.

Only then did the two separate, and walked towards the small shed not far from the customs post, which was specially used for checking luggage.

Although Yin Luli couldn't see the road ahead clearly, he walked fairly steadily with his blind stick, but he always felt that someone was looking at him with burning eyes, which made him shiver.

Seeing Meijiao Niang walking very slowly, Wang Dapu wanted to express his "goodwill" by pulling her hand to let her reach Xiaoshe faster.However, as soon as his hand touched the delicate skin on the back of his hand, Shen Yannian grabbed his wrist.This pinch almost shattered the bones in his wrist. "what you do?!"

"What do you want to do?" Shen Yannian asked back, "Can my wife use you to lead the way?"