I blow my rainbow fart

The variety show is called "I Am an Actor". It is an acting competition show. Three powerful mentors will sit on the stage, and a group of actors will compete on the same stage as contestants, and the annual acting king will be selected.

This show is the first time that acting is used as a competition project, so during the project preparation and publicity period, it received a lot of criticism, and it was quite difficult for the program team to invite participating guests.

After all, to dare to go on this stage is to show real acting skills in front of audiences across the country.If you are not careful, you will be ridiculed by the crowd.

But Jiang Qing is not afraid, because he was invited to be a mentor!

As a mentor, of course, you can't just have outstanding strength, you have to have a gimmick!

What is Jiang Qing's gimmick?Child actor, capable, the youngest actor, good looking, good at swearing!

May I ask, on the stage, whether it is the participating actors or the mentor seats, there are always people who have topics and fans. Who would dare to blatantly curse?

Looking at the entire entertainment industry, Jiang Qing is No. 1!

This is the treasure of the show. The producer had Jiang Qing's idea in mind from the very beginning of the planning, and he must be invited to participate in this extraordinary actor's stage.

Regarding this, Jiang Qing in her previous life said it was impossible.If you can't see this little thought, then there is a ghost.

But because he refused variety show invitations one after another, he was blocked by the major program groups.

This time he was reborn at this time, maybe somewhere, God was secretly telling him: You should accept this variety show!

Jiang Qing turned the phone around, remembering that there was still something unresolved.Opened the address book and dialed a call to Director Yu, but no one answered.

It seemed that he was really angry with him, and he was very angry.

He edited the apology message with sincere words and sincere attitude, and sent it, but there was no response.

Two days later, the three were finally "discharged" and went home.

The program team of the reality show kept in touch with Shu Tong as if he was afraid that he would go back on his word, and set a time for the poster shooting, and also did a simple interview by the way.

On this day, Jiang Qing was still asleep, but was picked up by Shu Tong, and Sang Yi sat on the sofa to play games.

"The weather is really good today, balloons are floating in the sky, and birds are flying to join in the fun." He hummed a song and went to wash up.

Sang glanced at the cloudy and rainy sky outside, and continued to play games.

After getting in the car, he began to think about how he would be interviewed later.

Shooting promotional posters is a trivial matter, but the key is that you can no longer slander people unscrupulously.

Not to mention, he now stutters for no reason.

After arriving at the TV station, I first went to put on makeup, and then took posters.

For some reason, he always felt that the stylist was a little hostile towards him, until he accidentally saw her screen saver was a picture of Lin Xun, and he had an epiphany.

Not only that, the makeup artist is another fresh meat fan, the handyman is a certain Xiaohuafen, and the cameraman is Director Yu's partner...

He finally realized what "evil force feedback" is.

So much so that when I saw the host backstage, the first sentence was: "Hello, are you chasing stars?"

The host shook his head, and replied: "I am not a fan of individuals, but everyone who works hard for the role and the stage."

Look at this clever mouth, it really touched his heart, and he even wanted to invite her to change jobs, if he didn't see a lavender hairpin pinned to her head.

Lavender, Lin Xun's fan name.

Lin Xun's ability to attract fans is stronger than he imagined, and he knew it too late in his previous life.

The cameraman turned on the machine, the host sat diagonally across from him, and the interview officially began.

The host first greeted him for a while, chatting about the current situation and the upcoming movie, and when the other party gradually relaxed, he naturally asked the key points.

Host: "Have you seen the new movie?"

Jiang Qing: "I saw it." I went to see it three years ago.

"There is a lot of discussion on the Internet about your criticism of Director Yu in the interview last time. What do you think?"

Unsurprisingly, this question was bound to pop up.

Shu Tong had already reminded Jiang Qing in the car, but at this juncture, he couldn't help but stare at him, worried that he would lose control in the next second, and the trouble would come out of his mouth.

Jiang Qing cleared her throat, and said with a sincere face: "Last time, I had a flu, a flu, a cough, a cold, and I didn't have time to finish my sentence before it was over. I'll take this opportunity to explain. I'm talking about watching this work. It seems impetuous, and it describes a poor boy who enters the upper class through a disguise. Although it is a comedy, it satirizes the spiritual world of modern people..."

Shu Tong looked at him in surprise, with surprise on his face.

He went on to say: "In addition, talking about ideals is really not enough, so Director Yu is one of the few excellent directors who can perfectly integrate the market and ideals. We have cooperated so many times and understand each other very well. He also You must understand what I mean."

The host thought to himself: This is different from the explosive point imagined!

She continued to dig deeper: "I am about to participate in the program "I Am an Actor". Do you think you are capable of being a mentor?"

After asking, she stared at Jiang Qing closely.

According to Jiang Qing's pissing nature, he will definitely utter cruel words to despise all the traffic stars, and then set off a frenzy of tearing up on the Internet... Then the promotion of the show will be in place!

Unexpectedly, Jiang Qingyun played Tai Chi lightly: "The program team invited me to be a mentor, isn't it because they trust me?"

The host choked, and politely smirked: "Yes, after going through layers of screening, we agreed that you are a representative of the younger generation of actors, and you are definitely capable of being a mentor."

"Thank you."

Jiang Qing smiled back, very sincere, she was taken aback for a moment, and was almost put off by her beauty.

The host quickly changed the question: "There have been a lot of blockbuster dramas this year, and many new-generation actors have been born. Who do you have the deepest impression on?"

"Lin Xun." He blurted out, and was taken aback for a moment after speaking.

The host didn't expect this answer either, and her heart immediately fell back when she was about to climb the wall. She even guessed how the other party was going to insult her on the wall!

She cried silently in her heart, but for the effect of the program, she still had to ask: "Why him?"

Jiang Qing also wanted to know why he was mentioned!

He immediately adjusted his expression, pulled the corners of his mouth, and said seriously: "Well, he is very handsome, his acting skills are explosive, explosive, I want to call for him-well, how do you say that word, call."

He struggled to finish the passage, and when he got stuck, he pretended not to understand Internet language, or pretended to be thinking, but the host didn't notice the stuttering problem, but was surprised by Jiang Qing's Answer!

Did she hear correctly?Does this Jiang Qing in front of me really exist? !

She couldn't help asking: "There was an audio circulating on the Internet before, you mentioned Lin Xun, do you still have an impression? You said at the time that he was acting with facial paralysis..."

Of course he remembered that video, it was a private party at that time, someone asked him what he thought of Lin Xun, who was just on fire, and then showed him a few excerpts from TV dramas, all of which were scenes where the domineering president appeared, he just said It was recorded by someone who cared.

It was also because of this audio that Lin Xun's fans included him in the most hated enemy camp.

Although there are still many people who hate Lin Xun, who was killed halfway, there is no one else who criticizes him so blatantly.

The flames of war have continued and never stopped. Even if the back is mutilated, the lavenders will not forget to check in under his Weibo, visit the mushy coffee, and then spit and drown him.

Seeing him suddenly distracted, Shu Tong on the side knew how tricky this question was, so he took out his mobile phone and wanted to pretend to call Jiang Qing to interrupt the topic, but Jiang Qing spoke to the camera.

"At that time, there were too many people at the party, and the audio recording was not clear. I'm not talking about facial, paralyzed, and formal acting." When he stuttered, he deliberately emphasized his voice to show emphasis and express his anger after being secretly recorded.

"That is?"

"It's a face-to-face, talk-style acting. As long as you meet him, you can appreciate his excellent, excellent acting skills. The character is really like the real person. Presumably this is what fans call the walking president."

host:……

I believed in your evil, but was actually persuaded?

Shu Tong was dumbfounded, the hand holding the phone trembled slightly.

Following his answer, the host took the opportunity to express his love for the new wall: "Lin Xun did really well in the previous drama, and was called the president and noble prince by the fans."

"What a noble prince..." He slackened, subconsciously retorted, seeing the host's eyes wide open, he immediately changed the subject, "How can a prince be worthy of him, he is a god or fairy who descended from the world! Yes, a fairy, a descendant , Peerless, macho. Lin Xun, rush——duck!"

host:"……"

Lavender loses, their rainbow farts count as a P!

On the way back, Shu Tong asked, "Why did you praise Linxun just now?"

"What's on my mind." He paused, "I'm not blowing him alone, you give me a microphone, and now I can make a plastic flower out of the entire entertainment industry."

Shu Tong glared at him, and then heaved a sigh of relief: "Good job, I finally know how to restrain myself. Although it can't be accepted all at once, it's always good to take it slowly."

"Correct."

However, rainbow fart is really a technical job.

The program group put this short interview on the Internet ahead of time in order to promote it. As Shu Tong expected, both Jiang Fen and Lavender expressed their confusion, and the two sides immediately tore up.

[Take away my Boss Lin, please don't come here to catch up with this old actor, I'm not familiar with it, thank you]

[Large-scale face-slapping scene, who said before that you would never do variety shows and reality shows, I asked you if your face hurts?Offended the directors, there is no filming, right! ]

[I always feel that he is mocking our brother, pull black, never see you! ]

[Lin Xun's fans have such a big face, Jiang Qing, a big senior, praises you, so why bother? ]

[Jiang Qing is obviously promoting the [-]th line, otherwise there would be so much enthusiasm, you should order Bilian. ]

[Let's arrange the script, the program team probably wanted to flatter Lin Xun, so they arranged for Jiang Qing to brag like this.Lin Xun has a big backstage, didn't he airborne and became the male lead in the previous drama? ]

[Gently what's wrong with you!Blink if you get kidnapped! ]

Such a video quickly became a trending search.

#江青摇Newcomer Heat#

#Jiang Qinglin Search#

But the other party didn't notice anything, and was having jio at home.

"Serenade" was playing in the spacious and bright living room. Lin Xun leaned his head on the sofa, immersed in the music, his fingers flicked in the air with the melody, and the corners of his mouth raised a proper arc.

He had just finished blowing his hair, and his light brown slightly curly hair was fluffy on his head. His facial features were well-defined, his nose bridge was high, and his side profile was outlined along the side arc.

Slightly over the thin lips and white jaw, the Adam's apple protruded and moved unconsciously.

The rapid ringtone of the mobile phone interrupted his movements, his eyelashes fluttered slightly, and he slowly opened his eyes.

A pair of bright eyes immediately added brightness to this face, and upon closer inspection, one could find that the pupils were a deep brown.

As deep and mysterious as the night sky.

The good atmosphere was broken, he swiped the answer button, and his tone was slightly low: "What's the matter?"

Another young man's voice sounded on the other end of the phone, his voice high-pitched: "Did you read what I sent you? It's on WeChat."

"No, I don't use it often."

"Then you can open it now, the hunk must see it!" The man smiled wickedly.

After hanging up the phone, he opened the software with a green icon, and the first news was a video shared by an enthusiastic netizen named "Mengli Looking for Her".

"boring."

Just when I was about to quit, I noticed that the cover of the video was a strange man, with a few large characters on the subtitles.

——Lin Xun, the peerless macho.

Lin Xun slowly typed out:?

He opened the video curiously, making sure he didn't know the man himself, but he was very good-looking.

After watching the video for nearly a minute, when I wanted to quit again, a piece of "high energy ahead" suddenly appeared on the barrage.

The man in the video suddenly started to praise himself, cadenced and gloomy.

He turned off the refresh screen, stared at the man carefully, and was suddenly struck by his two words.

Angels descending to earth?

Peerless hunk?

This is a confidant, he thought.

A while later, I received a new message from Yang Meng: "The Actor" program team just called again, saying that the treatment will be favorable, and the salary will be doubled!Do you dare to go, Mr. Lin?

Lin Xun sent a message to enthusiastic netizens: add his information to the must-see package for macho men.