I blow my rainbow fart

"Jiang Qing."

"Jiang Qing, Jiang Qing!!"

A few anxious and nervous voices sounded in his ears, Jiang Qing frowned, grabbed the air with his right hand randomly, opened his eyes suddenly, took a big breath, and looked around in horror.

A hand waved in front of his eyes, his absent-minded eyes focused on this hand, and he looked sideways at the owner of the hand, the manager Shu Tong.

"Sister Tong?"

Shu Tong was very nervous: "How do you feel?"

He didn't answer, just looked around.Find yourself lying on a sofa chair.Besides Shu Tong, there were many strangers around, chattering non-stop, and looking at him in a panic.

He murmured, "I...where is this?"

"Backstage." Shu Tong touched his forehead, "You were interviewed and suddenly fainted, so we went to call an ambulance one by one."

"Interview?!"

He was startled, obviously last moment he fell off the cliff with his car... What's going on?

A young and fashionable woman next to him spoke up: "Yeah, the interview stopped halfway through, and I was so scared that I thought I was asking some suffocating questions."

Jiang Qing took a closer look at her, and she had the impression that she was a famous host of a certain TV station, but she only worked with her once.If I remember correctly, that cooperation was three years ago...

Wait, three years ago? !

He sat up suddenly, looked around in disbelief, rushed to the dressing table not far away, and stared at his face.

The figure is not out of shape, but this face... the skin is fair and delicate, the hair is slightly long, and there is a small knot.The facial features are exquisite, the eyes are clear and clean, the dark circles are gone, and the sense of decadence has completely disappeared. This youthful feeling is simply too much!

The others watched his abnormal behavior, seeing him looking at his face in the mirror, and from time to time let out a few weird laughs.

He directly lifted the hem of his clothes, and the little girls covered their faces in shock, and then opened their fingers to peek.

Jiang Qing looked down at her flat and tight belly, the mermaid line was looming, and further up was... huh?Without that scar? !

Last year, I was filming a literary and martial arts film, and I was accidentally injured, leaving an obvious scar on my lower abdomen.

But now there are no scars, what is the situation?Time really turned back?

After a while, he found his voice: "What time is it?"

Shu Tong replied: "04:30 in the afternoon."

"No, I'm asking what year it is."

"You don't know which year? Is there something wrong with your brain?"

After the words fell, a sweet-looking young girl ran in from the door, it was his assistant Sang Yi, with an anxious expression: "Sister Tong, the ambulance is here... Huh? Brother Qing, are you awake?"

Jiang Qing turned her head, the corners of her mouth slightly curved, and nodded: "Well, I'm awake."

Shu Tong said worriedly: "Let's go to the hospital for an examination."

Jiang Qing was sure that she was fine, and refused: "It's okay, I just slept for a while, one by one..."

Before the word "jue" came out of his mouth, he and Shu Tong were shocked at the same time.

How did you say that sentence so hard?

Shu Tong slowly widened her eyes, looked back and forth between him and Sang Yi, leaned close to his ear, and asked in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Who did you sleep with?"

"—A sleep!" He finished these two words with difficulty.

Shu Tong looked at Sang Yi again, and saw that she was normal, so she reluctantly believed it, but she had to take him to the hospital for a checkup.

Jiang Qing couldn't help but think about it, let's check it out, what if there are any sequelae?

The host arranged for someone to escort them. After getting into the ambulance, Jiang Qing looked at the two ladies opposite and asked, "What's the interview today?"

Speaking of this, Shu Tong became angry: "I think you are really stupid. Aren't you still impassioned in front of the camera just now? Last year, the movie made with director Yu was released. I asked you and the crew to accept an interview. Can you That's good, just dismantle it on the director's desk."

"what?"

What happened three years ago, I really can't remember how detailed it was.But the only thing that is certain is that he must have left this foul mouth again.

Sang Yi didn't talk too much, so he turned on the phone, found the interview clip, and handed it to him: "Congratulations, Yu Daofan has turned black."

"..."

He clicked on the play button and looked at it seriously.

The host asked him what he thought of the great directors he often worked with.

"Director Yu is indeed talented, but he has become a little impetuous in the past few years, and his works can't settle down. But it's not his fault. The big market is like this, and his peers have done this. He also has to keep up with the team. Talking about ideals is not enough. meal."

Looking at his high-spirited appearance in the camera, I felt so regretful in my heart that I really wanted to tear out the people inside and scold him.

Don't you know how to be modest and euphemistic in front of the camera?It’s just that you can’t control your mouth every day, how many people have you offended, and don’t you have any AC numbers in your heart?

Of course he doesn't need to scold him himself, the netizens have already started scolding.

[In society, I, Jiang Qing, don't recognize my relatives when I hate people. ]

[Jiang Qing is really awesome, does Director Yu dare to ask him to make a movie?It deserves to be missed, and I will order a cool song online and give it to him]

[Isn't he always unscrupulous?Convince him if he is arrogant and pretends to be the king of the entertainment industry, he deserves his name! ]

[Although, I just want to scold Jiang Qing, nmsl!]

Jiang Qing: "..."

Netizens are really energetic.

"Where is Director Yu, I want to see him." He put away his phone, forgot that he was still in the ambulance, got up and was about to leave, and turned back when he saw the door was locked.

I made several phone calls and no one answered, and the other party finally turned off the phone directly.

"Is Director Yu very angry?"

"You, say, what?" Shu Tong gritted his teeth, "He left as soon as the interview was over, without even looking at you. You let me tell you what's good about you, and other traffic vases can just scold you, and now even If you dare to hate the director, are you going to punch the investor in a few days?"

"That's not the case." Jiang Qing smiled shyly, "Don't worry, I won't offend others easily in the future."

I think he starred in an award-winning movie at the age of six. Although he was only a small supporting role, his performance was remarkable.Since then, I have been struggling in front of the screen, winning numerous awards.

Entering the circle too early, the people who came into contact with in the early years were all powerful factions, and I already had a benchmark in my heart.So after the market changes, when I saw so many traffic stars not doing business and eating fan benefits, I felt extremely upset, and often criticized XX by name.

But he ignored the power of traffic. After he finished criticizing each one, the fans of various schools were not happy. He hated him every day and every night, and the topic of "Jiang Qing get out of the entertainment circle" remained high.

Just one or two big-name endorsements were jointly boycotted by other fans.As a result, the endorsement disappeared, and the film and television resources were also seriously affected.

There has been no announcement for the past two years, and he finally picked up a new movie, but he still acted as a supporting role for his biggest rival, Lin Xun.

Lin Xun's traffic has exploded in the past few years, and the resources are soft.

Depressed, he drove out to relax.Who would want to be chased by a bunch of paparazzi and illegitimate fans, the road is slippery in the dark, and they crashed into the fence somehow when turning...

But since God takes pity on him, then roll up your sleeves, tuck your tail, and be a human being again!

Calculating the time, although I can still receive announcements at this time, they are all low-quality resources, and the endorsement has also stopped. It can be said that it is almost blurred.

So this time, no matter what, I have to restore my image and reputation, get rid of my poisonous tongue, and learn to use the skill of rainbow fart correctly and naturally without any trace.

"Let me see first, how many people have been offended." He turned on the phone again.

"You don't need to look for it, there is a list one by one, I will remember it for you!" Shu Tong said angrily, every time the kid finished scolding someone, she had to clean up the mess for a long time.

Jiang Qing was moved: "Sister Tong, you are so young now."

"Come on this!"

"I mean, you're really young now."

After being confused in his previous life, Shu Tong has been running around looking for resources for him, and suffered a lot of neglect. In just two or three years, his gray hair appeared.Even Sang Yi, who is so heartless, keeps his face drooping all day long.

No matter what this time, I can't let myself and the people around me face the same predicament again.

After arriving at the hospital, he was arranged for various examinations. During the waiting time, he clicked on the super chat of several current traffic stars, and began to watch how the fans praised his brother in a low-key, luxurious and connotative way.

Look at it, he has lemons!

Why do fans of his family only praise themselves for their good acting skills.

Isn't his face the face of an angelic angel, where nature and human beings reflect each other?

Doesn't he deserve to have that majestic and mighty figure of a devil?

Ginger fans really have to learn from other fans.

If you don't fight for steamed buns and breath, you will die with rainbow farts!

After looking through the super chats of various companies, I found Lin Xun in the middle.

At this time, Lin Xun was still just a fledgling rookie. He acted as the president of an idol drama, which attracted a lot of fans, but did not become the top traffic in the future.

As for why Lin Xun can quickly rise to become the top class?

This reason is what he knew inadvertently, and it is also the reason why he has always hated the other party.

This Lin Xun was actually taken care of by a rich son!Getting so many resources is justifiable.

Although this kind of thing is very common in the circle, he just couldn't tolerate sand in his eyes before.

Especially for such a big man, he is really good-looking, and his strength... his strength is also really scum, why not dedicate himself to art?

What a waste of chrysanthemums.

Just as he was sighing, a message "Jiang Qing fainted during the interview" popped up on the phone.When I opened it, it was written that I was unwell, and the interview was interrupted.

Presumably, this is Shu Tong's handwriting.

The commentary on the video is full of gloating. Whenever ginger fans say a word of concern and comfort, they will be branded as idiot fans immediately.

Afterwards, #江青未泪#, #江清点名评例于导#, #江青今日办着圆吗# and other topics appeared.

"Don't look at it." Shu Tong snatched his mobile phone, and pushed his head with his fingers, "I have a contact here, and I will press it down later. Let's talk about your fainting. Is there any discomfort?"

Jiang Qing lied to her: "Maybe it's poverty, poverty—blood."

That feeling came again, and there was an indescribable sense of oppression in his throat, forcing him to jump out word by word.

Shu Tong obviously didn't believe it.

He said honestly: "Well, I am actually reborn."

Phew, all in one go.

Shu Tong: "..."

"Pfft." Sang Yi laughed, took out a somewhat old PSP, and sat next to him to play games.

"I'm serious, I was confused before I was reborn, but you two beauties have never left me, and I am very touched. Please rest assured, I will never be that showbiz king again!" He repeated After finishing speaking, I feel very comfortable.

Shu Tong felt that he really regretted it, and even made up such nonsense reasons in order to find a step.

She pretended to believe it and asked, "What are you going to do?"

Jiang Qing joked: "Of course I'm taking you to the moon privately."

Shu Tong keenly noticed a trace of abnormality: "Why are you stuttering, are you guilty?"

"What nonsense are you talking about, you just got married..." Jiang Qing suddenly paused, looked at her in horror, and was speechless for a while.

After a long time, he tried to report the name of the dish. He spoke fluently and naturally, and said with relief: "Isn't this very good?"

"Then you just...?"

He was also curious about this question, and indeed he felt hesitant when he said a few words.

Thinking carefully about the few sentences he stuttered, he suddenly realized that what he just lied was stuck!

What's the meaning?Side effects of rebirth?

He tried in disbelief: "I ate two bowls of rice for lunch."

He was stunned for a moment, he was fine, and said again: "I have inlaid, inlaid, big, big gold teeth."

stuck.

"Jiang Qing is a handsome man, with outstanding abilities, and he can also sort garbage." The more he said, his eyes widened, "Everyone loves, loves, loves, loves, loves, loves, loves, loves him."

Ahhh!What is this called!If one person stutters, then he stutters. Could it be that the Rainbow Fart Project is about to die like this? !

"Stop being incompetent and furious." Shu Tong struggled for a moment, and then talked about work, "There is a variety show and TV series, do you want to take it?"

Jiang Qing's eyes lit up, and she immediately put aside her stuttering: "Go on!"

Shu Tong secretly breathed a sigh of relief. If this had been released before, this brat would never have accepted it. It seemed that he really planned to change.

"The variety show team also arranged an interview, do you dare to go?"

Jiang Qing choked: "Just go, I don't panic at all."