The host is a willful great devil
Chapter 68
【17】
1314的声音同步响起,“目标人物幸福值已满!恭喜宿主大大顺利完成本次任务!此外,由于本次任务出现意外状况,任务难度等级由C改判为A。但由于是系统过失,特予以宿主大大S级任务奖励以作补偿。因此,本次任务完成奖励为:20%的完成进度及50w积分。本次任务中,宿主大大未购买任何道具,无积分消耗。目前宿主大大的累计完成进度为80%,累计获得积分176万7000点。目前积分可开启额外选项:1、在目标人物幸福值满后继续留在该世界,需消耗30万积分。2、得知一个机密问题答案,需消耗50万积分。3、得知一个高级机密问题答案,需消耗150万积分。宿主大大,请选择。”
Mo Bai looked at Gu Yan who was staring at the top of his head in panic just now, but now he was in a daze. He was very scared, and kept calling, "Brother? Brother? What's wrong?"
176 million...just 4 short, what a shame, can you only choose one between 1 and 3?
Gu Yan hugged the restless Mo Bai into his arms again, and said to 1314, "Choose 1."
1314:! ! !
1314: "Master, you are not clamoring to go back and take care of your cat? This, this is the mission world, not real."
Gu Yan gently stroked Mo Bai's head, and told 1314, "This cat also needs my care."
After a moment of silence, 1314 said, "Understood."
"Brother? Are you talking?" Mo Bai, who was held in Gu Yan's arms, urged anxiously.
Gu Yan: "I just suddenly thought of a very scary question."
Mo Bai: "Huh?"
Gu Yan: "You fooled my mother this time, what will happen next? What do you want me to do? Who do you want me to take home during the National Day holiday? After a few years, who do you want me to marry?"
Mobai: ...
is terrible.
Mo Bai: "I... just thought about it at the time, and didn't think too much..."
Gu Yan watched the kitten go away, and kissed him, "Anyway, thank you that day... No, it's everything you've done for me. Don't worry, I'll take care of the rest by myself."
That night, Gu Yan, who was tired of typing, swiped through Moments with his mobile phone, and was caught off guard by seeing a video - Ling Shaohan's wedding scene.
Gu Yan stared at the video with mixed feelings.
Is Ling Shaohan getting married today? !Then... in a few hours, wouldn't it be the anniversary of his successful becoming the protagonist of fast time travel? !
Do you want to celebrate?Ha ha ha ha……
...Oh, fuck it, I think he was stimulated by such a crappy video back then, went downstairs to buy a case of wine and drowned himself, then met 1314, and then... so many things happened.
All I can say is that life is full of ups and downs, which is really exciting.
The 10-second small video played to the end, Gu Yan clicked play again, and clicked again... completely immersed in the emotion of "life is amazing".
"Brother." Mo Bai's cold voice came from above his head.
Gu Yan's hands trembled in fright, and he almost dropped his phone.
Mo Bai: "17 times."
Gu Yan was confused, "Huh?"
Mo Bai: "You watched this video 17 times under my nose. Is it that good?"
Gu Yan: ...Me! ……Grass……
After the task was over, the happiness gauge above Mo Bai's head disappeared.If there is any, it probably fell below 10 points.Gu Yan looked at Mobai with a frosty face, and desperately mobilized his brain cells to say something, but his mind went blank as if it had crashed.
Mo Bai: "Did you lie to me during the day?"
"No!" Gu Yan said hastily.
"I'm so happy."
Gu Yan shook his head desperately, "I didn't lie to you! What I said is true! The reason why I watched this video is because..."
Gu Yan stopped abruptly and asked 1314, "Can I tell him the truth?"
1314: "When the host speaks out, everything in this world ceases to exist."
Gu Yan:! ! !
Mo Bai looked at Gu Yan coldly, "Tell me, I'll listen to your explanation."
So what the hell is there to explain.
"I, I was just thinking, when can I hold a wedding with you." Gu Yan frantically made up a reason. "Walking slowly along the red carpet arm in arm, accepting everyone's blessings."
Mo Bai looked at him coldly and said nothing.
Gu Yan licked his parched lips, gritted his teeth and smiled wryly, as expected, he couldn't get away with it.But when Gu Yan accepted his fate, a crack suddenly appeared on Mo Bai's stern expression, and a smile could not wait to squeeze out from the crack, and the whole person laughed like a flower.
Gu Yan: ...
The kitten is so cute...
Mo Bai leaned over Gu Yan's shoulder, resting his chin on his shoulder, "Actually, we have had many super grand weddings."
Gu Yan: "Huh?"
Mo Bai: "Look, according to the content of "Nirvana", I proposed to you in front of 10 people; according to the content of "Oracle", our wedding banquet hosted gods and demons from all heaven and all hell... Why are you envious of such a small wedding?"
Gu Yan was silent for a while, "But that's all in the past. Mo Bai."
Mo Bai: "Huh?"
Gu Yan took Mo Bai's hand to his lips and kissed it, looked sideways at Mo Bai and said seriously, "You have proposed to me so many times, let me change this time."
The slight smile on Mo Bai's face froze for a moment, then slowly turned into a smirk, with a smile, tears fell down.Gu Yan leaned over and kissed his eyes, "Tomorrow we'll go to the gold shop to pick out rings."
In order to travel together with Mo Bai, the family already has a whole set of cover-up equipment, and Mo Bai's facial features are becoming more and more like a normal human being, except for the big eyes and big pupils, basically there is no cat pupil At first glance, he looks like a big boy who likes to wear colored contact lenses.As for the cat ears and tail that cannot be hidden for the time being, a peaked cap and loose clothes can be easily done.
After choosing two low-key and simple rings in the gold shop, Gu Yan calmly put them on Mobai's ring finger under the watchful eyes of the shop assistant, and said, "Wearing my ring, you will not only Not for the rest of my life, but for life after life, I'm mine."
No matter how many books he has read, Mobai is just a young doll who feels shallow on paper, after all, his actual age is less than 1 year old.So being "veteran in the field of love" Gu Yan made her legs limp with just a ring and a word, and she obediently dragged her around the streets like a little daughter-in-law along the way.
Gu Yan bought him cones, took him to small shops, restaurants, and movies...
The last two went home on the double-decker bus, in the first row on the top floor.
Mobai, a little student who rarely goes out, looks at the grotesque city night scene with wonder, and his eyes are almost overwhelmed.The otaku writer, who was exhausted from shopping all day, leaned listlessly on Mo Bai's shoulder, and suddenly said, "It seems that I should still buy a car by lottery."
Mo Bai said he didn't understand.To live in this city, there seem to be many rules to abide by, and Mo Bai, who stays at home with Gu Yanzhai all day long, is at a loss about this.He only knows that he is a "black household".But he had a little understanding of what a "black household" was, but he still didn't understand it fundamentally.Gu Yan said he didn't understand, he was just an "outsider" anyway.
Gu Yan snorted on his hat, "It's okay, I'll just say it casually."
In the past, Gu Yan always regarded himself as a "prodigal son" and a "duckweed". He didn't know where he was going, and he didn't know where he could return. He is a single dog who eats enough for one person and the whole family is not hungry.
But now he doesn't want to wave or float anymore.He wanted to settle down, be with Mo Bai, and live the most ordinary and most secure life.Imperial City is a good place, although the natural environment is not very good, but fortunately the cultural environment is open.That's why they can walk on the street hand in hand without any scruples.
So after completing all the qualifications, Gu Yan bought a car and a house in the capital, and lived happily ever after with Mo Bai.
Everything is fine.
Except for Gu Yan's parents' urging marriage.
Bai Mo acted as his phone girlfriend for four years, and with Gu Yan's various reasons for "rejection", he finally survived Bai Mo's "four years of college" without any danger.Afterwards, the two continued to use the same method to get through Bai Mo's "first two years of graduate school".But in the third year, it didn't work.
Because Mo Bai is already 7 years old, he is an old cat.Not to mention turning into Bai Mo to call Gu Yan's parents, maintaining a natural human form has become a burden.Besides, he himself didn't want to be transformed into a human form.Because of his human form, he is already an old grandfather who seems to be more than seventy years old.Rather than asking Gu Yan to take care of an old man, it would be more convenient to take care of an old cat.
But what is different from before is that Mobai can still speak human language after turning back into a cat.
Gu Yan said, just be a cat.It takes so much effort to become a human, so don't change, as long as you are healthy and stay with me longer, it is better than anything else.
Mo Bai followed Gu Yan. Of course, he also brought the orange, who was also an old cat, to go to the regular physical examination together. He also paid attention to healthy diet and moderate exercise.Basically, it can be said that cats live more delicately than humans.
Gu Yan watched Juzi chasing Mobai and running around in a living room that was twice as big as before, and felt that it would not be a problem to raise it for another ten years.
I just don't know, how to solve the problem of urging marriage in the past ten years?
Gu Yan didn't expect him to find a grandiose reason so quickly.
That day was deadline day.Gu Yan, who was obsessed with playing cats all day long and owed a lot of words, sat at the computer desk and typed non-stop. Mo Bai lay obediently on his lap as always. When he got up to go to the toilet, Mo Bai jumped down first, and then behind Gu Yan falteringly followed.When Gu Yan came back, he picked it up and put it on his lap to continue typing.
After kowtowling until 3 o'clock in the middle of the night to hand in the draft, Gu Yan's brain power was severely exhausted, he was so sleepy that he fell asleep directly.He habitually kissed Mo Bai lying beside the pillow, said "good night", and fell asleep.
In his sleep, he vaguely heard something.
But cats are nocturnal animals. For so many years, Juzi has been doing his best in the middle of the night, and he is still doing the same thing when he becomes an old cat.Occasionally, he would step on Gu Yan in his sleep and run back and forth.So Gu Yan, who was in a sleepy sleep, didn't care.
But the next day, he discovered that Mo Bai had disappeared.
1314的声音同步响起,“目标人物幸福值已满!恭喜宿主大大顺利完成本次任务!此外,由于本次任务出现意外状况,任务难度等级由C改判为A。但由于是系统过失,特予以宿主大大S级任务奖励以作补偿。因此,本次任务完成奖励为:20%的完成进度及50w积分。本次任务中,宿主大大未购买任何道具,无积分消耗。目前宿主大大的累计完成进度为80%,累计获得积分176万7000点。目前积分可开启额外选项:1、在目标人物幸福值满后继续留在该世界,需消耗30万积分。2、得知一个机密问题答案,需消耗50万积分。3、得知一个高级机密问题答案,需消耗150万积分。宿主大大,请选择。”
Mo Bai looked at Gu Yan who was staring at the top of his head in panic just now, but now he was in a daze. He was very scared, and kept calling, "Brother? Brother? What's wrong?"
176 million...just 4 short, what a shame, can you only choose one between 1 and 3?
Gu Yan hugged the restless Mo Bai into his arms again, and said to 1314, "Choose 1."
1314:! ! !
1314: "Master, you are not clamoring to go back and take care of your cat? This, this is the mission world, not real."
Gu Yan gently stroked Mo Bai's head, and told 1314, "This cat also needs my care."
After a moment of silence, 1314 said, "Understood."
"Brother? Are you talking?" Mo Bai, who was held in Gu Yan's arms, urged anxiously.
Gu Yan: "I just suddenly thought of a very scary question."
Mo Bai: "Huh?"
Gu Yan: "You fooled my mother this time, what will happen next? What do you want me to do? Who do you want me to take home during the National Day holiday? After a few years, who do you want me to marry?"
Mobai: ...
is terrible.
Mo Bai: "I... just thought about it at the time, and didn't think too much..."
Gu Yan watched the kitten go away, and kissed him, "Anyway, thank you that day... No, it's everything you've done for me. Don't worry, I'll take care of the rest by myself."
That night, Gu Yan, who was tired of typing, swiped through Moments with his mobile phone, and was caught off guard by seeing a video - Ling Shaohan's wedding scene.
Gu Yan stared at the video with mixed feelings.
Is Ling Shaohan getting married today? !Then... in a few hours, wouldn't it be the anniversary of his successful becoming the protagonist of fast time travel? !
Do you want to celebrate?Ha ha ha ha……
...Oh, fuck it, I think he was stimulated by such a crappy video back then, went downstairs to buy a case of wine and drowned himself, then met 1314, and then... so many things happened.
All I can say is that life is full of ups and downs, which is really exciting.
The 10-second small video played to the end, Gu Yan clicked play again, and clicked again... completely immersed in the emotion of "life is amazing".
"Brother." Mo Bai's cold voice came from above his head.
Gu Yan's hands trembled in fright, and he almost dropped his phone.
Mo Bai: "17 times."
Gu Yan was confused, "Huh?"
Mo Bai: "You watched this video 17 times under my nose. Is it that good?"
Gu Yan: ...Me! ……Grass……
After the task was over, the happiness gauge above Mo Bai's head disappeared.If there is any, it probably fell below 10 points.Gu Yan looked at Mobai with a frosty face, and desperately mobilized his brain cells to say something, but his mind went blank as if it had crashed.
Mo Bai: "Did you lie to me during the day?"
"No!" Gu Yan said hastily.
"I'm so happy."
Gu Yan shook his head desperately, "I didn't lie to you! What I said is true! The reason why I watched this video is because..."
Gu Yan stopped abruptly and asked 1314, "Can I tell him the truth?"
1314: "When the host speaks out, everything in this world ceases to exist."
Gu Yan:! ! !
Mo Bai looked at Gu Yan coldly, "Tell me, I'll listen to your explanation."
So what the hell is there to explain.
"I, I was just thinking, when can I hold a wedding with you." Gu Yan frantically made up a reason. "Walking slowly along the red carpet arm in arm, accepting everyone's blessings."
Mo Bai looked at him coldly and said nothing.
Gu Yan licked his parched lips, gritted his teeth and smiled wryly, as expected, he couldn't get away with it.But when Gu Yan accepted his fate, a crack suddenly appeared on Mo Bai's stern expression, and a smile could not wait to squeeze out from the crack, and the whole person laughed like a flower.
Gu Yan: ...
The kitten is so cute...
Mo Bai leaned over Gu Yan's shoulder, resting his chin on his shoulder, "Actually, we have had many super grand weddings."
Gu Yan: "Huh?"
Mo Bai: "Look, according to the content of "Nirvana", I proposed to you in front of 10 people; according to the content of "Oracle", our wedding banquet hosted gods and demons from all heaven and all hell... Why are you envious of such a small wedding?"
Gu Yan was silent for a while, "But that's all in the past. Mo Bai."
Mo Bai: "Huh?"
Gu Yan took Mo Bai's hand to his lips and kissed it, looked sideways at Mo Bai and said seriously, "You have proposed to me so many times, let me change this time."
The slight smile on Mo Bai's face froze for a moment, then slowly turned into a smirk, with a smile, tears fell down.Gu Yan leaned over and kissed his eyes, "Tomorrow we'll go to the gold shop to pick out rings."
In order to travel together with Mo Bai, the family already has a whole set of cover-up equipment, and Mo Bai's facial features are becoming more and more like a normal human being, except for the big eyes and big pupils, basically there is no cat pupil At first glance, he looks like a big boy who likes to wear colored contact lenses.As for the cat ears and tail that cannot be hidden for the time being, a peaked cap and loose clothes can be easily done.
After choosing two low-key and simple rings in the gold shop, Gu Yan calmly put them on Mobai's ring finger under the watchful eyes of the shop assistant, and said, "Wearing my ring, you will not only Not for the rest of my life, but for life after life, I'm mine."
No matter how many books he has read, Mobai is just a young doll who feels shallow on paper, after all, his actual age is less than 1 year old.So being "veteran in the field of love" Gu Yan made her legs limp with just a ring and a word, and she obediently dragged her around the streets like a little daughter-in-law along the way.
Gu Yan bought him cones, took him to small shops, restaurants, and movies...
The last two went home on the double-decker bus, in the first row on the top floor.
Mobai, a little student who rarely goes out, looks at the grotesque city night scene with wonder, and his eyes are almost overwhelmed.The otaku writer, who was exhausted from shopping all day, leaned listlessly on Mo Bai's shoulder, and suddenly said, "It seems that I should still buy a car by lottery."
Mo Bai said he didn't understand.To live in this city, there seem to be many rules to abide by, and Mo Bai, who stays at home with Gu Yanzhai all day long, is at a loss about this.He only knows that he is a "black household".But he had a little understanding of what a "black household" was, but he still didn't understand it fundamentally.Gu Yan said he didn't understand, he was just an "outsider" anyway.
Gu Yan snorted on his hat, "It's okay, I'll just say it casually."
In the past, Gu Yan always regarded himself as a "prodigal son" and a "duckweed". He didn't know where he was going, and he didn't know where he could return. He is a single dog who eats enough for one person and the whole family is not hungry.
But now he doesn't want to wave or float anymore.He wanted to settle down, be with Mo Bai, and live the most ordinary and most secure life.Imperial City is a good place, although the natural environment is not very good, but fortunately the cultural environment is open.That's why they can walk on the street hand in hand without any scruples.
So after completing all the qualifications, Gu Yan bought a car and a house in the capital, and lived happily ever after with Mo Bai.
Everything is fine.
Except for Gu Yan's parents' urging marriage.
Bai Mo acted as his phone girlfriend for four years, and with Gu Yan's various reasons for "rejection", he finally survived Bai Mo's "four years of college" without any danger.Afterwards, the two continued to use the same method to get through Bai Mo's "first two years of graduate school".But in the third year, it didn't work.
Because Mo Bai is already 7 years old, he is an old cat.Not to mention turning into Bai Mo to call Gu Yan's parents, maintaining a natural human form has become a burden.Besides, he himself didn't want to be transformed into a human form.Because of his human form, he is already an old grandfather who seems to be more than seventy years old.Rather than asking Gu Yan to take care of an old man, it would be more convenient to take care of an old cat.
But what is different from before is that Mobai can still speak human language after turning back into a cat.
Gu Yan said, just be a cat.It takes so much effort to become a human, so don't change, as long as you are healthy and stay with me longer, it is better than anything else.
Mo Bai followed Gu Yan. Of course, he also brought the orange, who was also an old cat, to go to the regular physical examination together. He also paid attention to healthy diet and moderate exercise.Basically, it can be said that cats live more delicately than humans.
Gu Yan watched Juzi chasing Mobai and running around in a living room that was twice as big as before, and felt that it would not be a problem to raise it for another ten years.
I just don't know, how to solve the problem of urging marriage in the past ten years?
Gu Yan didn't expect him to find a grandiose reason so quickly.
That day was deadline day.Gu Yan, who was obsessed with playing cats all day long and owed a lot of words, sat at the computer desk and typed non-stop. Mo Bai lay obediently on his lap as always. When he got up to go to the toilet, Mo Bai jumped down first, and then behind Gu Yan falteringly followed.When Gu Yan came back, he picked it up and put it on his lap to continue typing.
After kowtowling until 3 o'clock in the middle of the night to hand in the draft, Gu Yan's brain power was severely exhausted, he was so sleepy that he fell asleep directly.He habitually kissed Mo Bai lying beside the pillow, said "good night", and fell asleep.
In his sleep, he vaguely heard something.
But cats are nocturnal animals. For so many years, Juzi has been doing his best in the middle of the night, and he is still doing the same thing when he becomes an old cat.Occasionally, he would step on Gu Yan in his sleep and run back and forth.So Gu Yan, who was in a sleepy sleep, didn't care.
But the next day, he discovered that Mo Bai had disappeared.
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