The host is a willful great devil
Chapter 61
【10】
Hearing the noise, Mo Bai quickly jumped off the table, squatted obediently, and softly "meowed" at Gu Yan.
Gu Yan said that he didn't really want to see this cat.Pick it up and throw it outside the bedroom, close the door!Lock it!
Mo Bai scratched the door, Gu Yan put on headphones.
After a while, there was a strange cry of oranges.Gu Yan gritted his teeth, took off his earphones, and opened the bedroom door. Sure enough, Mo Bai was pressing the orange on the ground, trying to do that mediocre thing.
Gu Yan said coldly, "You did it on purpose."
Gu Yan: "Go ahead."
Gu Yan: "Damn it!"
Gu Yan, who rushed forward to separate the two cats, scolded himself, what are you fighting with Zongmiao?Although Mo Bai is his man, he is just a meow at present.Although he can understand human language and can read, he is just a meow!
What the hell is meow who has been in heat all the time!The kind that screams twice every night!He even hugged Gu Yan's arm and made indescribable movements!As if possessed by Teddy!
Gu Yan believed that men wouldn't mess around, but he couldn't believe that a cat in heat wouldn't mess around!
Mobai, who took the opportunity to sneak into the bedroom, slipped out and threw him into the kitchen for isolation. Damn, Mobai, who had already become a master, opened the door every minute by hanging the doorknob, but the door could not be locked from the outside.So Gu Yan changed his strategy and threw the oranges into the kitchen for isolation, but the scheming boy Mo Bai released them every minute, and then rode the oranges to force Gu Yan to show up.
Back and forth.
"What the hell do you want to do?!" Gu Yan leaned against the bedroom door with his arms folded, looking at Mo Bai who was squatting obediently on the computer desk, gnashing his teeth.
Mo Bai: "Meow~"
Gu Yan had a sullen face.
Mo Bai jumped off the table, stepped on catwalks and approached Gu Yan's feet, rubbed his head against his calf, then raised his face and said softly, "Meow~"
Gu Yan's anger disappeared in an instant.He returned to the table in despair and continued to code, and said to himself, "The biggest nemesis of my fucking life in this life is a cat!"
In fact, when Mo Bai sees Mo Bai, he sees the writing and drag racing, and lives as usual.Because Mo Bai is just a cat.
It's just that the estrus is getting worse.After all, it's been ten months.Not yet neutered.
Gu Yan, who was so cute by cats every day, almost couldn't take care of himself, didn't feel that the articles he wrote could have any impact on a cat.
1314: Slow.Make a big death in a muffled voice.
Gu Yan watched Mo Bai curled up again and frantically licked his small, barbed penis, and found it hard to put into words.Because the original Mobai also frequently licked for a period of time.At that time, Gu Yan didn't pay attention to it, thinking that it was nothing more than masturbating himself.But the result of letting it go was that the original Mobai had a serious urinary tract infection and almost died during the treatment.
Looking at the time, it was past eleven o'clock at night. Gu Yan was going to call the pet hospital tomorrow morning. If he could, he would go there on the same day.
What if the doctor suggested cutting off Mobai's balls? !
How to do? !
Gu Yan: "San'er, what should we do?!"
1314: "You can figure it out yourself."
When the appointment day came, Gu Yan took Mo Bai to the veterinary hospital. The cute face and fit figure of Mo Bai was praised by all the cat slaves in the store, and everyone wanted to touch it.The meek Gu Nucai was too embarrassed to refuse others, so Mo Bai had no choice but to put on a fierce posture to make it clear that strangers should not get close to him.
Arranged to ink white.The doctor checked it and said it was a little inflammation, but fortunately it was not serious, so he praised Gu Yan for his prompt treatment.He prescribed a few anti-inflammatory drugs, and then told Gu Yan, "Come over for a checkup after taking the medicine. If the inflammation is gone, I suggest you get neutered as soon as possible. It's good for the cat's health."
Gu Yan: "...Okay."
Mo Bai: "Meow?! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"
Doctor: "Hey, why did you suddenly cry?"
Mo Bai: "Meow~! Meow~!"
Gu Yan: "... who knows. Just yell. Then I'll go back. Thank you, doctor."
Doctor: "Go slowly."
Back home, Gu Yan took the small tablet of anti-inflammatory medicine and waved it in front of Mo Bai, "One tablet a day, five tablets in total. After eating up, I have to cut the balls." Gu Yan stroked his chin and smiled, "Okay expect."
"Meow~!" Mo Bai opened his mouth wide and yelled fiercely at Gu Yan, then turned around with his tail upright and his butt showing his chrysanthemum, and left.
Gu Yan: "By the way...does it know what it means to cut off the balls? After all, it asked me what [beep——] was with an innocent face that day."
1314 said quietly, "This cat has been reading your articles for three months."
Gu Yan didn't realize it for a moment, but after he did, his whole body was petrified.
He doesn't want Mo Bai to become a human at all now.Otherwise, he has been doing tricks every day for the past few months.
Feed Mo Bai with anti-inflammatory drugs for five days, and then take Mo Bai to the pet hospital for reexamination.The doctor said there was no problem, and suggested that Gu Yan should cut off food and water for the cat when he went back today, so that he could bring it for surgery tomorrow.
"There are not many customers making an appointment tomorrow, so you can come anytime. Otherwise, you have to wait a few days and have to make an appointment." Who told us that our store has such a good reputation~
Gu Yan said, "Ok, ok, ok", and Mo Bai, "Meow meow meow meow".
The doctor smiled and touched the top of Mo Bai's little head, "Little Mo Bai, after castration, you can stay with your master for a longer time."
Mo Bai bit the doctor's finger with a "wow".Gu Yan hastily pinched Mo Bai's mouth to let it go, and then hurriedly apologized to the doctor.The doctor waved his hands and smiled and said it was all right, then he tucked his hands into his sleeves and thought to himself, this cat has always been quite obedient, why did it go crazy all of a sudden?Biting really hurts.
To sterilize, or not to sterilize, that is the question.
very serious problem.
The oranges were meowing and meowing while eating next to the cat food plate in the kitchen, while Mo Bai who was isolated outside stared at Gu Yan who was squatting on the ground.
Without sterilization, Mo Bai will definitely get sick every once in a while, and this little body will be tossed and scrapped sooner or later.
But sterilization... Gu Yan didn't worry about anything else, he had an intuition that according to the trend of "the whole world wants to play him to death" that has evolved more and more in the task world, Mo Bai would definitely become a human on the operating table .
That would be fun, haha.At that time, the C-level task will suddenly become an SSS-level task!
Whether to watch his man suffer from illnesses all his life, or to let himself be tossed to death, well, it's time to test true love.
"Alas." Gu Yan sighed, patted the cat's head and stood up, opened the kitchen door, and put Mo Bai in to eat cat food.
In fact, it's not that serious, just wait.
So on a scorching summer morning, Gu Yan, who was blindfolded while the air conditioner was blowing, came out in a daze, and when he habitually turned his head to kiss Mo Bai who was sleeping next to his pillow, the sound came from his lips. Soft touch.
Gu Yan, male, 27, an otaku writer, unkempt, with green stubble, hair like a bird's nest, and sleepy eyes.
Mobai, male, age unknown, maybe 18, 19, 20?Turned into a cute cat, its face is like a crown jade, its beauty is like peaches and plums, its elegance is peerless, soft, cute, unparalleled, and double!
Gu "Old Man", who has experienced many battles, after a brief moment of stupefaction, he hooked his lips into a smile, raised his hand to hook the neck of Mo Bai who had just woken up, and kissed it again.
A room with beautiful spring scenery.
There is a little dissonance in it.
Mo Bai: "Don't pinch my ears."
Mo Bai: "Don't laugh!"
Mo Bai: "Don't touch my tail!!!"
Mo Bai: "If you move around again, I'll tie you up!"
Gu Yan with his hands bound by the cat's tail: "Damn! The tail is still used like this!"
Mo Bai: "Shut up!"
Mo Bai: "Don't bite your lips. Make a noise."
Mo Bai: "Then... pinch your ears."
Gu Yan: "I still need a tail."
After a battle, Gu Yan, the defender, was like a big rooster fighting for victory. He hummed a little song arrogantly, found a pair of new underwear that had not been opened from the closet and threw it back, and picked out two more slim-fitting clothes. He measured it according to the ink and white, and nodded with satisfaction, "Well, it should be able to wear it." After all, he still looks like a boy who hasn't grown up.Then he took out the little Nei Nei with the cat's head printed on it that he bought for Xiao Mobai like a magic trick, and dangled it in front of Mobai's eyes, "Baby, do you want to try it? Maybe it will work." Wear it in. I think it is quite elastic. Look, I cut out the hole for your tail. I just waited for you to wear it when you become a human one day, and it turned out to be so big... Hahaha Ha ha……"
Mobai, who attacked Fang, was like a defeated rooster, sitting on the edge of the bed with a sullen face, exuding an aura of "I'm very upset, don't mess with me".However, Gu Yan, who didn't know how to die, wasn't afraid that his man would get mad, and would collapse on him laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up straight, and would even touch his ears and tail!Mo Bai blocked Gu Yan's dishonest hands with one hand, pulled off the cat's head underwear on his head with the other, and threw it into the air, the fingernails of his five fingers instantly became long and sharp, "Hiss!" The cat-head panties were torn into pieces in the air.
Gu Yan: ...
Gu Yan leaned over to pick up the debris on the ground, threw them into the trash can casually, and leaned over to curry favor with Mo Bai, "Baby, you are so boring... I promise you, from now on I will only pinch my ears and not touch you Tail, okay?"
The cat's tail is a large exposed cat's tail, and when it feels comfortable, it will subconsciously "meow meow" or something. Gu Yan, who discovered this strange phenomenon for the first time, didn't control himself too much, so he pulled the cat's tail and licked it. Cool.And Mo Bai, who has been "influenced by his style of writing" by Gu Yan, believes from the bottom of his heart that a little gong who can't make Xiaoshou cry on the bed is not a good little gong!What's more, the ratio of attack to release is 3:1!Can you bear it? !
Can you bear it? ! !
"Then do it again." Mo Bai was very upset.
Gu Yan picked the tip of his chin with his fingers, kissed him, and got up without replying, "It's indecent to prostitute in the daytime, and it's time for breakfast, baby."
Mobai's eyes dimmed, "Don't call me 'little baby'."
Gu Yan turned around and smiled when he heard the words, "'Big baby'?"
Mobai's delicate little face blushed completely, turned away and picked up the clothes on the bed and put them on.
Gu Yan was really stunned.
Gu Yan: "Damn it! He understands?! It's so obscure...he understands it all, how can he understand it in seconds?!"
1314: "Hehehe."
Gu Yan: "What did I teach my cat?!"
1314: "Hehehe."
1314: "Master, the host, the article in which you used 1314 as the protagonist, it seems that you still kept it in your notebook and didn't delete it."
"Ah, why..." Gu Yan who reacted instantly felt that he couldn't continue asking.
But 1314 must give him a fatal blow, "I don't know if Mo Bai has seen it secretly."
Hearing the noise, Mo Bai quickly jumped off the table, squatted obediently, and softly "meowed" at Gu Yan.
Gu Yan said that he didn't really want to see this cat.Pick it up and throw it outside the bedroom, close the door!Lock it!
Mo Bai scratched the door, Gu Yan put on headphones.
After a while, there was a strange cry of oranges.Gu Yan gritted his teeth, took off his earphones, and opened the bedroom door. Sure enough, Mo Bai was pressing the orange on the ground, trying to do that mediocre thing.
Gu Yan said coldly, "You did it on purpose."
Gu Yan: "Go ahead."
Gu Yan: "Damn it!"
Gu Yan, who rushed forward to separate the two cats, scolded himself, what are you fighting with Zongmiao?Although Mo Bai is his man, he is just a meow at present.Although he can understand human language and can read, he is just a meow!
What the hell is meow who has been in heat all the time!The kind that screams twice every night!He even hugged Gu Yan's arm and made indescribable movements!As if possessed by Teddy!
Gu Yan believed that men wouldn't mess around, but he couldn't believe that a cat in heat wouldn't mess around!
Mobai, who took the opportunity to sneak into the bedroom, slipped out and threw him into the kitchen for isolation. Damn, Mobai, who had already become a master, opened the door every minute by hanging the doorknob, but the door could not be locked from the outside.So Gu Yan changed his strategy and threw the oranges into the kitchen for isolation, but the scheming boy Mo Bai released them every minute, and then rode the oranges to force Gu Yan to show up.
Back and forth.
"What the hell do you want to do?!" Gu Yan leaned against the bedroom door with his arms folded, looking at Mo Bai who was squatting obediently on the computer desk, gnashing his teeth.
Mo Bai: "Meow~"
Gu Yan had a sullen face.
Mo Bai jumped off the table, stepped on catwalks and approached Gu Yan's feet, rubbed his head against his calf, then raised his face and said softly, "Meow~"
Gu Yan's anger disappeared in an instant.He returned to the table in despair and continued to code, and said to himself, "The biggest nemesis of my fucking life in this life is a cat!"
In fact, when Mo Bai sees Mo Bai, he sees the writing and drag racing, and lives as usual.Because Mo Bai is just a cat.
It's just that the estrus is getting worse.After all, it's been ten months.Not yet neutered.
Gu Yan, who was so cute by cats every day, almost couldn't take care of himself, didn't feel that the articles he wrote could have any impact on a cat.
1314: Slow.Make a big death in a muffled voice.
Gu Yan watched Mo Bai curled up again and frantically licked his small, barbed penis, and found it hard to put into words.Because the original Mobai also frequently licked for a period of time.At that time, Gu Yan didn't pay attention to it, thinking that it was nothing more than masturbating himself.But the result of letting it go was that the original Mobai had a serious urinary tract infection and almost died during the treatment.
Looking at the time, it was past eleven o'clock at night. Gu Yan was going to call the pet hospital tomorrow morning. If he could, he would go there on the same day.
What if the doctor suggested cutting off Mobai's balls? !
How to do? !
Gu Yan: "San'er, what should we do?!"
1314: "You can figure it out yourself."
When the appointment day came, Gu Yan took Mo Bai to the veterinary hospital. The cute face and fit figure of Mo Bai was praised by all the cat slaves in the store, and everyone wanted to touch it.The meek Gu Nucai was too embarrassed to refuse others, so Mo Bai had no choice but to put on a fierce posture to make it clear that strangers should not get close to him.
Arranged to ink white.The doctor checked it and said it was a little inflammation, but fortunately it was not serious, so he praised Gu Yan for his prompt treatment.He prescribed a few anti-inflammatory drugs, and then told Gu Yan, "Come over for a checkup after taking the medicine. If the inflammation is gone, I suggest you get neutered as soon as possible. It's good for the cat's health."
Gu Yan: "...Okay."
Mo Bai: "Meow?! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"
Doctor: "Hey, why did you suddenly cry?"
Mo Bai: "Meow~! Meow~!"
Gu Yan: "... who knows. Just yell. Then I'll go back. Thank you, doctor."
Doctor: "Go slowly."
Back home, Gu Yan took the small tablet of anti-inflammatory medicine and waved it in front of Mo Bai, "One tablet a day, five tablets in total. After eating up, I have to cut the balls." Gu Yan stroked his chin and smiled, "Okay expect."
"Meow~!" Mo Bai opened his mouth wide and yelled fiercely at Gu Yan, then turned around with his tail upright and his butt showing his chrysanthemum, and left.
Gu Yan: "By the way...does it know what it means to cut off the balls? After all, it asked me what [beep——] was with an innocent face that day."
1314 said quietly, "This cat has been reading your articles for three months."
Gu Yan didn't realize it for a moment, but after he did, his whole body was petrified.
He doesn't want Mo Bai to become a human at all now.Otherwise, he has been doing tricks every day for the past few months.
Feed Mo Bai with anti-inflammatory drugs for five days, and then take Mo Bai to the pet hospital for reexamination.The doctor said there was no problem, and suggested that Gu Yan should cut off food and water for the cat when he went back today, so that he could bring it for surgery tomorrow.
"There are not many customers making an appointment tomorrow, so you can come anytime. Otherwise, you have to wait a few days and have to make an appointment." Who told us that our store has such a good reputation~
Gu Yan said, "Ok, ok, ok", and Mo Bai, "Meow meow meow meow".
The doctor smiled and touched the top of Mo Bai's little head, "Little Mo Bai, after castration, you can stay with your master for a longer time."
Mo Bai bit the doctor's finger with a "wow".Gu Yan hastily pinched Mo Bai's mouth to let it go, and then hurriedly apologized to the doctor.The doctor waved his hands and smiled and said it was all right, then he tucked his hands into his sleeves and thought to himself, this cat has always been quite obedient, why did it go crazy all of a sudden?Biting really hurts.
To sterilize, or not to sterilize, that is the question.
very serious problem.
The oranges were meowing and meowing while eating next to the cat food plate in the kitchen, while Mo Bai who was isolated outside stared at Gu Yan who was squatting on the ground.
Without sterilization, Mo Bai will definitely get sick every once in a while, and this little body will be tossed and scrapped sooner or later.
But sterilization... Gu Yan didn't worry about anything else, he had an intuition that according to the trend of "the whole world wants to play him to death" that has evolved more and more in the task world, Mo Bai would definitely become a human on the operating table .
That would be fun, haha.At that time, the C-level task will suddenly become an SSS-level task!
Whether to watch his man suffer from illnesses all his life, or to let himself be tossed to death, well, it's time to test true love.
"Alas." Gu Yan sighed, patted the cat's head and stood up, opened the kitchen door, and put Mo Bai in to eat cat food.
In fact, it's not that serious, just wait.
So on a scorching summer morning, Gu Yan, who was blindfolded while the air conditioner was blowing, came out in a daze, and when he habitually turned his head to kiss Mo Bai who was sleeping next to his pillow, the sound came from his lips. Soft touch.
Gu Yan, male, 27, an otaku writer, unkempt, with green stubble, hair like a bird's nest, and sleepy eyes.
Mobai, male, age unknown, maybe 18, 19, 20?Turned into a cute cat, its face is like a crown jade, its beauty is like peaches and plums, its elegance is peerless, soft, cute, unparalleled, and double!
Gu "Old Man", who has experienced many battles, after a brief moment of stupefaction, he hooked his lips into a smile, raised his hand to hook the neck of Mo Bai who had just woken up, and kissed it again.
A room with beautiful spring scenery.
There is a little dissonance in it.
Mo Bai: "Don't pinch my ears."
Mo Bai: "Don't laugh!"
Mo Bai: "Don't touch my tail!!!"
Mo Bai: "If you move around again, I'll tie you up!"
Gu Yan with his hands bound by the cat's tail: "Damn! The tail is still used like this!"
Mo Bai: "Shut up!"
Mo Bai: "Don't bite your lips. Make a noise."
Mo Bai: "Then... pinch your ears."
Gu Yan: "I still need a tail."
After a battle, Gu Yan, the defender, was like a big rooster fighting for victory. He hummed a little song arrogantly, found a pair of new underwear that had not been opened from the closet and threw it back, and picked out two more slim-fitting clothes. He measured it according to the ink and white, and nodded with satisfaction, "Well, it should be able to wear it." After all, he still looks like a boy who hasn't grown up.Then he took out the little Nei Nei with the cat's head printed on it that he bought for Xiao Mobai like a magic trick, and dangled it in front of Mobai's eyes, "Baby, do you want to try it? Maybe it will work." Wear it in. I think it is quite elastic. Look, I cut out the hole for your tail. I just waited for you to wear it when you become a human one day, and it turned out to be so big... Hahaha Ha ha……"
Mobai, who attacked Fang, was like a defeated rooster, sitting on the edge of the bed with a sullen face, exuding an aura of "I'm very upset, don't mess with me".However, Gu Yan, who didn't know how to die, wasn't afraid that his man would get mad, and would collapse on him laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up straight, and would even touch his ears and tail!Mo Bai blocked Gu Yan's dishonest hands with one hand, pulled off the cat's head underwear on his head with the other, and threw it into the air, the fingernails of his five fingers instantly became long and sharp, "Hiss!" The cat-head panties were torn into pieces in the air.
Gu Yan: ...
Gu Yan leaned over to pick up the debris on the ground, threw them into the trash can casually, and leaned over to curry favor with Mo Bai, "Baby, you are so boring... I promise you, from now on I will only pinch my ears and not touch you Tail, okay?"
The cat's tail is a large exposed cat's tail, and when it feels comfortable, it will subconsciously "meow meow" or something. Gu Yan, who discovered this strange phenomenon for the first time, didn't control himself too much, so he pulled the cat's tail and licked it. Cool.And Mo Bai, who has been "influenced by his style of writing" by Gu Yan, believes from the bottom of his heart that a little gong who can't make Xiaoshou cry on the bed is not a good little gong!What's more, the ratio of attack to release is 3:1!Can you bear it? !
Can you bear it? ! !
"Then do it again." Mo Bai was very upset.
Gu Yan picked the tip of his chin with his fingers, kissed him, and got up without replying, "It's indecent to prostitute in the daytime, and it's time for breakfast, baby."
Mobai's eyes dimmed, "Don't call me 'little baby'."
Gu Yan turned around and smiled when he heard the words, "'Big baby'?"
Mobai's delicate little face blushed completely, turned away and picked up the clothes on the bed and put them on.
Gu Yan was really stunned.
Gu Yan: "Damn it! He understands?! It's so obscure...he understands it all, how can he understand it in seconds?!"
1314: "Hehehe."
Gu Yan: "What did I teach my cat?!"
1314: "Hehehe."
1314: "Master, the host, the article in which you used 1314 as the protagonist, it seems that you still kept it in your notebook and didn't delete it."
"Ah, why..." Gu Yan who reacted instantly felt that he couldn't continue asking.
But 1314 must give him a fatal blow, "I don't know if Mo Bai has seen it secretly."
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