The host is a willful great devil

【9】

It can be seen that the young girl is a serious cat lover, and when she got into the elevator, she almost wanted to touch Mo Bai, but Mo Bai dodged away.In the end, the overwhelmed Mo Bai simply jumped off Gu Yan, squatted there very aloofly, silently exuding an aura of not getting close to others.

Gu Yan in real life is not a sharp person, on the contrary, he is mild.So when he saw the girl's face was a bit embarrassed, he helped smooth things over, "It's probably a little shy."

"But it's really cute~" The girl who gave up touching squatted there, her eyes were completely on Mo Bai's body, imitating the cat's meowing "meow meow meow", trying to attract Mo Bai's attention.However, Gao Lengrumobai completely ignored her.

On the 8th floor, the girl bent down reluctantly and waved to Mo Bai, "Bye bye, cute kitten~"

Mo Bai didn't look at her, turned around and climbed up Gu Yan's body, hanging on his shoulders, leaving only a back view of the surprised girl that gradually disappeared through the closed door.

Gu Yan hugged Mo Bai back home like a baby, let out the oranges, fed each of them some food and drink, then bathed Mo Bai, dewormed them, and went through various procedures, although Mo Bai The happiness bar on the top of the head has dropped, but the action is still very cooperative, not taking a bath like before seems to kill it.

Probably because of the strange smell on his body, Orange has been following Mo Bai in an attempt to smell his ass.Gu Yan, who couldn't control his brain at all, felt that he might be insane, and tried to convince himself that these were just two cats, not a moron perverted woman and a cold and abstinent man.

Needless to say, Orange loves to sleep, Gu Yan, who didn't sleep well at night, and Mo Bai, who probably spent the whole night catching mice outside, were also very sleepy.Orange fell asleep on the bay window sill in the living room, and Gu Yan slept on the big bed in the bedroom with Mo Bai in his arms.

"Mobai, can you still become a human?" Gu Yan lay on his side, stroking the cat.

Mo Bai opened his mouth and let out a big yawn, spraying a strong fishy smell all over Gu Yan's face. "Meow meow meow~"

"I don't understand the cat language you speak. If you can, just nod your head, if you can't, shake your head."

Mo Bai shook his head.Gu Yan's heart sank instantly.He fiddled with Mo Bai who was about to sleep, "Is it impossible, or you don't know? If you can't, nod, don't know, shake your head."

Mo Bai fell asleep.

Heartless thing!Gu Yan pinched the soft fur on the back of Mo Bai's neck, and told himself not to argue with a cat, wait until he becomes a human!

But Gu Yan waited for a day, a week, a month, or two months, but Mo Bai failed to become a human again.

Gu Yan stuffed the unsuspecting Mo Bai into the cat bag, and said, "Come on, let's cut off the balls." Mo Bai squatted in the cat bag and screamed, but he didn't suddenly turn into a human .Gu Yan tugged at its tail, but it didn't turn Mo Bai into a human.

1314: "Master, you are very unhappy."

Lying on the bed, let Mo Bai lie on his chest, scratched Mo Bai's chin with one hand, and smoothed his hair with the other hand, Gu Yan said, "It's...it's okay. It's just that there are no cat ears."

The cute cat's Mobai ears are small and thin, unlike the humanoid Mobai cat's ears, they are big and fleshy, and they feel great in the hand!

"Meow~" A 12-pound orange, a piece of flexible and soft fat paper, jumped onto the bed with a plop, which made Gu Yan feel his whole body trembling.Mo Bai, who was lying on his chest and enjoying the massage with squinted eyes, was also taken aback. He opened his eyes and turned to look at the orange that jumped up.Orange rubbed his head against Gu Yan's arm, indicating that he wanted to touch it too.So Gu Yan freed up a hand to scratch Ju Zi's chin.Ju Zi, who was comfortable being scratched, gradually narrowed her eyes, lay down a little bit, raised her chin slightly, and prepared to enjoy a long-term massage.

Gu Yan just shifted his gaze to Orange, and the corner of his mouth unconsciously raised a curve before he finished drawing it, but there were no hands touching Mobai on the other side.

"Damn it!" Gu Yan almost vomited blood when he was stepped on by Mo Bai who stood up suddenly - it didn't feel like a lump of 8 jins of meat laying flat on his body, but when the focus was only on four small claws... the problem of pressure, You understand.Master Mobai didn't care whether his Gu Nucai vomited blood or not, he stepped on his ribs and belly for a few steps, and kicked hard when he was about to jump off.

"Pfft—" Gu Nucai vomited three liters of blood.

Here it is again, the drama of fighting for favor that is staged all the time every day.

It's enough for his man to eat the flying vinegar of a female cat all day long.

Gu Yan has told Mo Bai many times that he should treat Juzi well and not compete with him for favor.Mobai proves with actions that it can do, no, do everything!

It doesn't need to fight or grab food from the orange, but it also resolutely ignores the orange.Juzi had enough food, drink and sleep, and wanted to have some entertainment, but Gu Nucai was busy typing and updating texts, and couldn't take out the cat teasing stick to play with him, so Juzi planned to "chasing speed and chasing the wind" with Mo Bai The game, but Mo Bai, who has transformed into a human form, no longer bothers it.Juzi was ready to use force to coerce him, but Mo Bai, who had already surpassed Juzi in terms of strength, even surpassed the chubby Juzi in terms of agility. Riding on the orange on the back, he waited arrogantly for Gu Nucai to rush over to separate them with a green face after hearing the strange cry of the orange.

Repeat, try, no, cool!

And on the point of jealousy, Mo Bai is even more clear-don't touch me if you touch Xiaopang!I do not like! ! !

"I'm too lazy to talk to you, you're insane. A cat's jealousy would be enough." Gu Yan rolled his eyes, turned over and hugged Orange in his arms to stroke his fur.Oranges "snorrrrrrrrrrrr".

With its tail upright and its buttocks twisted, it gave Gu Yan a bright pink chrysanthemum to Gu Yan's black-white kitten. It walked all the way to the bedroom door, but failed to hear Gu Nucai's persuasion as it wished, so it squatted down. At the door, Gu Yan, who was lying on the bed like a noble concubine, opened his mouth wide and yelled with extreme resentment, "Meow~!"

Gu Yan smiled provocatively, looked at Mobai at the door from the corner of his eyes, and then looked at Orange with tenderness, his voice was so soft that it could soak in water, "Orange~ Is it comfortable? Orange is so good~ Never messy, eat, jealous , I like oranges the most~"

Mo Bai yelled, "Meow~!"

The happiness value slowly dropped, dropping to 17 every second.

Gu Yan affectionately interpreted to Juzi what it means that you are the only one in my eyes without it.

The hairy Mo Bai yelled, ran back quickly and rushed to the bed, raised the pad of the meat to the orange and "slapped".Although Orange is a fat paper, he is still an alert cat in essence, and he quickly lies down and raises his paws to fight.The two cats stood up with a smack, only standing on their two hind legs, and their two front paws came and went, shuttled like a shadow, crackling, how exciting!

Gu Yan, who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, laughs together on the bed while holding his stomach.

1314: "Bad taste."

Gu Yan: "Hahahahaha..."

1314: "Knowing that Mo Bai is so vinegary, he's going to die. Be careful that Mo Bai will play cat tail with you after he turns into a human. When the time comes, heh heh, the host probably won't be able to find the tune when you cry."

The laughter stopped abruptly.

Gu Yan hastily separated the two feline cats, pulled Mo Bai into his arms to comfort him, and as for the oranges... Let's secretly feed them some more delicious ones later to please them.

...Won't that make you fatter and fatter? !

Gu Yan was very sad. "Three children."

1314: "What's wrong, the host is big?"

Gu Yan: "Why do I feel that you have become more violent after dormant maintenance? Could there be an upgrade in this regard?"

1314: "The host is big, you are wrong~"

Gu Yanxue 1314: "What's wrong?"

1314: "Actually, it's all due to the article where you made 1314 the protagonist. 1314 has already memorized it fluently, and I think the current level of verbal violence is far from your writing style~ 1314 will work harder~"

Gu Yan: ...

Gu Yan: "San San San Da! The grassroots deserve death! Please let me go!"

1314: Hmph, it doesn't work.

Gu Yan smoothed Mo Bai's hair from head to tail, and looked at the dangling tail to comfort himself. The humanoid Mo Bai has a tail, probably because the transformation is not complete yet.When it grows up a bit, it will probably lose its tail when it becomes a human.

……Huh?Isn't that the ear is gone?

Well, speaking of it... If my man had two cat ears on his head when he pushed himself into the bed OOXX... Puff puff puff.

Mo Bai looked up at Gu Yan who was inexplicably smiling obscenely like an idiot, raised his front paw and gave him a pad.In the end, Gu Yan grabbed the little paw and kissed the pink and tender little pad.

After the kiss, Gu Yan wrinkled his nose and sniffed, and threw Mo Bai aside, "Damn it! Did you just bury your shit! You jumped on my bed without licking your paws clean! And... and... ..."

1314: "Hahahaha..."

Gu Yan: Fairy tales are full of lies, woo woo woo!

How can there be a happy life when a cat becomes a human being!Obviously there are so many problems!Mouth full of fishy smell?That's a small problem, okay? !Its mouth has killed a mouse!I can give myself a mouth every day!I can also lick my own chrysanthemum!Self lick ass!Self lick ass!

All you lick are poop, okay? !

It's really... so disillusioned...

Gu Yan, a Virgo, sat paralyzed on the bed and looked at the side lying at the end of the bed. He raised one hind leg and stretched it straight. He curled his flexible waist and began to lick the ink white of the chrysanthemum. He felt that life was gloomy.

It seems... I don't expect it to become a human so much.hehe.

Frustrated, Gu Yan sat back at the computer desk and started typing.

Today I'm going to write...the "unusual" reunion between him and Lu Li in the hotel.

Halfway through writing with a dry mouth, Gu Yan went into the bathroom to solve his physical problems.

1314: "Oh, it's been more than two months. If Mo Bai can become a human, he might already be an adult, and he can 'help' the host to grow up with you."

"To shut up!"

After a while, 1314 said, "It's so fast."

Gu Yan went crazy, "Shut up—!... Sansan, can't I delete that article?"

1314 is cold, "It's useless, 1314 has a photographic memory."

Gu Yan: ...

Just wait and see!

Walking back to the bedroom door, Gu Yan, who was still fighting with 1314, froze on the spot!

Mo Bai was squatting in front of the notebook, and the screen of the notebook displayed densely packed words in the edited document, and one of Mo Bai's paws was still pressing on the wheel of the mouse!

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck...!Although the crabs are rampant, the reunion at the hotel is really a crazy car!no no no!It's just a flying plane! ! !

Otherwise, Gu Yan wouldn't have written himself into the bathroom...

Mobai, what the hell are you stealing while I'm away? !