Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

Xie Yao raised his eyebrows: "Do you think I can't unlock your phone and read it?"

Yan Zhou put his phone aside: "Can you?"

Xie Yao: "You never hide from me when you enter the password, even a fool can remember it."

Yan Zhou is a typical traditional person who likes to use his birthday as a password. Xie Yao knows that his power-on password is eight digits, and he guessed it when he entered the sixth digit once - their birthdays are combined.

Yan Zhou: "Are you sure you want to watch?"

Xie Yao blinked: "You make me even more curious."

Yan Zhou threw his mobile phone to him.

Then I saw Xie Yao flipping the page, his body visibly stiffened, and a faint blush spread under his neck.

Xie Yao threw the phone back and scolded: "Old Yuan is really not a thing."

Yan Zhou smiled.

Because the two of them live together, they can't help but want to mess with each other. The young man's anger comes at any time. Maybe it's just a simple tug at the beginning, and then it will get out of hand...

Xie Yao experienced the plot of the drama he watched at Yan Zhou's house before, kissing all the way from the entrance, passing the kitchen, and finally fell down on the sofa or bed.

Recently, he has become familiar with even reaching out to pull Yan Zhou's waist pants.

In the end, they unanimously decided that it would be safer to go their separate ways—after all, students still have to focus on their studies.

After returning, Yan Zhou continued to prepare for the final exam.This semester, he sorted out the classic examples and wrong questions by himself. Xie Yao guided the learning method last semester, and he was basically on the right track.

Xie Yao's previous software for counting Yan Zhou's sleep time has been used to record his test scores and ranking changes in various subjects.

Xie Yao showed him the line chart in the software, and asked him if he was sure to break into the top [-] in the grade at the end of the semester. Yan Zhou took a look: "According to this trend, it should be possible?"

Xie Yao patted him on the shoulder: "I also think there should be no problem. Just perform normally and make normal progress."

If Gu Jiayang heard the words "normal progress", he would probably be overwhelmed with anger.

After the end of the term, Xie Yao asked Yan Zhou how he was feeling.Yan Zhou said: "It feels okay, the paper is more basic."

Xie Yao nodded: "If you say it's okay, I'll take it as your top [-]! If you slap yourself in the face..."

Yan Zhou said calmly, "I shouldn't slap you in the face, I know that."

When Yan Zhou's grades were going up, the boys in the last row who often slept in class were touched.

After they lost a comrade-in-arms who loyally accompanied them to sleep in class last semester, their position on sleeping began to waver.

"Brother Zhou is studying again, let's take out the books too."

"Brother Zhou doesn't know what he's looking at, he's still writing..."

"Are you already writing tonight's homework!"

"Fuck, I guess so, let's hurry up and write too, there's a lot of homework tonight."

So Lao Yang miraculously saw those who used to sleep in the last row in his class, and sat up!

Although he still didn't attend class, and secretly didn't know which subject he was studying, Lao Yang thought optimistically: It's a good thing to be able to sit up!

As soon as the exam was over, Gu Jiayang proposed to make an appointment to go out to play together at the beginning of the summer vacation, which can be regarded as the "last supper" before the third year of high school.

Because the final grades hadn't come out yet, everyone's emotions were still a little high. Someone suggested to go to the newly opened amusement park. There was a promotional discount for groups when it opened, so a small group of people gathered together.

They got together at the entrance of the amusement park, and asked passers-by to take a group photo for them. Then they rushed in, and a few boys took the lead in rushing towards the most exciting roller coaster.

Li Xue and Chen Ning were a little scared at first, unable to withstand the instigation of the boys, and Gu Jiayang and the others were afraid that their breasts would not be as scary as they imagined, so the girls lined up behind the roller coaster.

When they got to the front of the line, they heard the high-pitched screams from the crowd. Chen Ning's face turned pale with fright, she shook her head and then retreated against the flow of people until she reached the outermost line.

Xie Yao asked Yan Zhou: "Are you afraid?"

Yan Zhou: "I'm not afraid of heights."

At the entrance of the roller coaster, there is a display screen that continuously plays photos, on which are the photos of passengers captured by the machine immediately, and played in a loop.Pay ten yuan and the machine can print it.

However, all the people above have disheveled hair, exaggerated expressions, and most of them have their eyes closed.

Xie Yao pointed to the display screen and said, "Let's take a picture when the time comes."

Yan Zhou glanced at the photos scrolling by on the screen, and said in a word: "Take... this kind of photo?"

Yan Zhou: "Is that why you want to become a meme?"

Xie Yao shook his head, and nuzzled his chin at the person in front: "Let's seize the opportunity, manage the facial expressions well, and turn them all into emoticons!"

Yan Zhou: "..."

His boyfriend is really cruel.

Gu Jiayang and Zhao Jin lined up with confidence at first, but they became more timid as they walked forward and looked back frequently.It wasn't until they got to the coaster that it was ready to pass that they realized how scary it was—two ninety-degree dives and several sharp turns.

They were so frightened that they followed the broadcast and started neck exercises seriously.

After the roller coaster started, several boys in the same group started screaming, and the waves of voices became higher and higher. However, Xie Yao called out loudly when passing a certain turning point: "Brother! Expression management!"

After speaking, they both turned their heads in the direction of the right hand.

Yan Zhou cooperated with Xie Yao's performance, and when the roller coaster began to dive in the next second, he thought to himself that his boyfriend is really an unpredictable talent.

Then the two of them ran towards the camera machine as soon as they got down, and the others who were walking with them were a little strange and followed.

When their photos were swiped on the big screen, both Xie Yao and Yan Zhou fell silent.

In the photo, under a group of classmates with fluttering hair, flailing teeth and claws, and their faces collapsed, they are like two independent souls, staring at the camera seriously with piercing eyes.

Out of place, even a little weird.

Yan Zhou numbly said: "This photo... Can you point out the things in Yangjian?"

Xie Yao: "Excuse me."

The students who followed behind looked at the arc of their heads, and were also stunned.

Xie Yao still quickly took a photo, and smiled back at them: "I'll arrange the expression pack for you, you're welcome!"

Only then did Gu Jiayang react: "Damn it, monitor, you are too cunning! You actually lied to our emoticons!"

After playing the roller coaster, the boys were a little bit in shock, so they decided to play a bumper car to change their mood.Yan Zhou was a bit resistant to things like bumper cars, and said to Xie Yao, "I'll wait for you outside, I won't play."

Xie Yao glanced at the crowd: "Let's change the project."

Yan Zhou asked, "Where do you want to go?"

Xie Yao looked around, his eyes fell on the pool at the entrance not far away, his eyes lit up: "There is still this project!"

Yan Zhou: "?"

Xie Yao: "Let's go fishing for goldfish!"

Yan Zhou froze for a moment, then looked at the sign.The words clearly above, "Children's Paradise".

He was dragged to the pool by Xie Yao inexplicably, and he heard Xie Yao excitedly say: "When I came to the amusement park when I was young, my favorite thing was fishing for goldfish. I have a kind of obsession for no reason. But in fact, I am not very good at raising goldfish. Every time I feed a lot of food, very few of them last more than a week."

The two mingled among a bunch of waist-length children, and Xie Yao frankly asked for two poles from the uncle who ran the fish pond next to him.

Yan Zhou took the pole: "Who did I say was the kid?"

Xie Yao said sincerely: "Everyone is a child today!"

The colorful goldfish in the fish pond hold their long fan-like tails like gauze skirts, swaying lightly in the light blue pool.

Nearby was a father who came to play with a yelling little girl.

"Dad! I want the white one! The one with the red head."

"okay!"

Xie Yao plucked the dough into small pieces, and put bait on Yan Zhou first, and Yan Zhou asked, "Which one do you want?"

Xie Yao stretched his neck to look around in the pool, pointed to a black goldfish in the corner and said, "Help me catch that black goldfish! It looks like a cool fish like you."

Yan Zhou: "..."

The boyfriend's brain circuit really can't catch up.

Xie Yao is obviously not a good fisherman, he is impatient, chasing this one for a while, then changing to that one for a while, after Yan Zhou caught the black one, Xie Yao was still hanging around in the pool with bait with prey.

Yan Zhou: "You can't do this, how can you run after someone's ass..."

Xie Yao threw the pole aside: "I'm too lazy to fish, let me see you fish."

Yan Zhou caught another white fish, one black and one white fish swimming in the small transparent bucket, curiously testing each other.

Xie Yao lowered his head and glanced: "Hey, this one looks like me, more lively."

They paid the money, and because they will play other games in the future, the two little goldfish are temporarily stored here.

Just as he was about to walk to the meeting place agreed with Gu Jiayang and the others, a loud voice sounded from behind: "Hey, you two stop!"

Xie Yao and Yan Zhou glanced back instinctively, and found that it was Xu Fenjin, the dean of teaching. Standing beside him was a lady about his age, holding a little boy by the hand. The little boy was holding an ice cream in his hand. Lick it up and down.

It looks like a family of three is here.

Gu Jiayang and the others were also walking this way, and when they saw Xu Fenjin, they couldn't help but tremble in unison.

Old Xu: "Are you doing group activities in your class?"

A group of people nodded obediently like chickens, and then shouted sparsely: "Hello, teacher."

Old Xu Yang raised his cell phone: "He's good at arranging time. He came as soon as the exam was over. It just so happened that the final grades were sent to my phone. Do you want to know?"

Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, and each other's mouth shapes were "Wow. Groove".

Old Xu saw that the group of young men were stunned, and he smiled triumphantly: "I'm lying to you, it's fun, we're going to other places too."

They waved goodbye to Lao Xu, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "I was out of breath just now, it's too scary."

Someone gossiped: "Do you know that Xu Fenjin's wife is also Mingcheng's teacher, and she is teaching senior three now."

"To tell you the truth, the second I saw Xu Fenjin, I just withered."

Gu Jiayang: "Old Xu and the others must be taking their children to the children's playground, so we won't go there, so let's play at ease!"

Xie Yao and Yan Zhou, who had just gone to the children's playground, were silent for a while.

The most exciting thing to play in the afternoon was the jumping machine. Xie Yao felt that it was not enough for one time, so he took Yan Zhou to accompany him to do it again. Zhao Jin almost went crazy: "Squad leader, you have to play this twice, you are still human What! I was almost scared to death once again."

When I went to the playground in the evening, a group of men and women were almost paralyzed from running, and they sat on the steps of the flower pond next to them to rest their feet.They watched Xie Yao bring out a small plastic goldfish bowl with some surprise.

Gu Jiayang: "...This, this is?"

Xie Yao avoided his eyes and said, "I just... went to the Children's Paradise."

A group of people expressed their wonder.

Yan Zhou ran out of water, so Xie Yao went with him to a nearby convenience store to buy water.

Zhao Jin raised his hand feebly: "Squad leader, can you bring me a bottle! My legs are not mine anymore!"

Xie Yao: "OK."

When they went to check out with water, Xie Yao inexplicably noticed a particularly eye-catching shelf in front of the counter, glanced at it, and thought that there are really all kinds of chewing gums now.

His eyes fell on a pink and blue package that said "peach flavor" on it.

After a while, Xie Yao suddenly realized something was wrong.

It's not fucking gum at all.

However, he has been watching silently for a long time.

He hurriedly shifted his gaze, and when he raised his head, he met Shang Yanzhou's scrutinizing gaze.

Yan Zhou: "Are you so...interested?"