Forced to call scumbags brothers and sisters [Transmigration Book]

Xie Yaoshui stuffed it into his schoolbag: "I'll come out and call you."

Yan Zhou: "Well, it's two and a half hours."

Xie Yao smiled: "Not necessarily, I may be able to finish writing in two hours. After all, you can tell if it will be possible at a glance at the title, and if it is not, I will not be able to write it in another two hours."

Yan Zhou: "Hey, be more confident and do the plenary meeting."

Xie Yao raised his eyebrows: "Nonsense, I'm just pretending to be humble with you, do you still take it seriously?"

Yan Zhou: "...Go in quickly, you."

Xie Yao waved his hand: "Alright."

Yan Zhou found a nearby KFC and sat down. By the way, he took out the final review materials and began to read.With his serious look and a somewhat cold aura, several other female students from vocational schools sitting in KFC couldn't help but look over silently.

"I'm studying, I don't know which school's top student came over."

"I want to hook up."

"Come on, people and we see that there are two worlds."

Yan Zhou's ears were sharp, and he froze for a moment when he heard being called Xueba.

How fresh.

Xie Yao really finished writing in less than two hours. He thought it would be useful to brush up the real questions from previous years. The questions in this competition are full of familiar routines, basically not beyond the scope of the real questions, and the degree of innovation is limited.

So, under the watchful eyes of the whole class and the invigilator, he handed in the papers, picked up the bag on the ground and left.

Yan Zhou was a little surprised when he received the call: "It's finished so soon?"

Xie Yao: "Well, the preliminary round doesn't feel too difficult, I'll wait for you at the door."

When Yan Zhou went to look for him, Xie Yao was flicking at the phone interface: "Do you know that there is a mountain near here? Before the exam, I heard two people at the table discuss that the nearby scenic spots are not bad."

Yan Zhou pointed: "Yes, you can see it from here."

Xie Yao suggested: "Then let's go climbing in the afternoon? I haven't played in the mountains for a long time, and I want to go for a walk. How do you say that, the big test is big, and the small test is small. After the game, you will be more motivated to study? "

They ate two casually nearby, then took a taxi to the scenic spots.The scenic spots near the vocational school are actually composed of three mountains, basically not high, but with lush trees and a small temple, the scenery is not bad.

They bought tickets, and climbed the steps up the mountain in three steps and two steps.

Xie Yao suddenly stopped Yan Zhou: "Let's compare and see who gets to the top first. The winner can make a request to the loser."

Yan Zhou: "Okay."

Xie Yao: "I count to one, shall we go together?"

Yan Zhou nodded.

Xie Yao: "One!"

Before the words fell, he rushed up in a flash.

Yan Zhou reacted quickly: "...you are finished."

Although the mountain is not high, it will still take a lot of effort if anyone waits for the top first.Xie Yao was full of confidence at first, and felt that he had good stamina, coupled with a little cheating, the possibility of winning was still very high.

Unexpectedly, Yan Zhou's legs were no shorter than his, so he shook off him when he was about to reach the top of the mountain, and then climbed to the top of the mountain in one go.

Yan Zhou looked at Xie Yao leisurely on the top of the mountain: "Your physical strength is not good enough."

Xie Yao: All right, I will slap myself in the face.

He quickly glanced at Yan Zhou's side, then rushed over and stepped on a high rock, and said confidently: "You don't count as reaching the top, I call it stepping on the commanding heights!"

Yan Zhou: "...are you naive?"

Xie Yao raised his eyebrows: "This is called wisdom. I unilaterally declare that I have won."

Yan Zhou: "You won the loneliness."

They rested for a while in the gazebo on the top of the mountain.There is wind on the top of the mountain, and when it blows, it is so cool that every strand of hair is very comfortable.

Evaporation of sweat takes away the tiredness and leaves you feeling refreshed.

Xie Yao had run out of water in his glass, so he ran over to rub Yan Zhou's water glass.

Xie Yao took two sips, and suddenly remembered something: "Didn't we accidentally change the water bottle once before, do you remember?"

Yan Zhou said "hmm".

Xie Yao smiled: "In the beginning, I was quite embarrassed. In fact, I was very thirsty in class at that time, and I was embarrassed to drink in front of you all the time. In the end, I dared to drink after you drank first."

They went down the mountain to see some other scenery, so they changed their route and happened to pass by the small temple on the edge of the scenic spot. Behind the temple was a fenced cliff with all kinds of small locks hanging on it. They are all in the shape of hearts, and they look like what lovers do.

Next to it was an aunt who set up a stall with some small locks on it. Next to it were drinks and handicrafts found in some tourist attractions, which seemed to come from a certain Uzbekistan wholesaler.

Xie Yao whispered: "Let's hang up too."

Yan Zhou nodded, and the two of them chose a simple one at random. The auntie next to her was playing with her mobile phone without even looking up at them.

Xie Yao ran over, deliberately chose a corner with few locks, and then lightly buckled it: "It's quite happy to have nothing to do and engage in superstition."

"Brother Zhou, Xiao Xie!" At this moment, a familiar voice came from behind.

They were taken aback, turned their heads to look, and found that it was Yuan Zhigao whom they hadn't seen for almost a month.

Xie Yao opened his mouth, and glanced guiltily at the place where the padlock was just now.

Yuan Zhigao came over and said, "Seeing the resemblance in the back, I yelled, but I didn't expect it to be the two of you. Why did you come here?"

Yan Zhou: "He's here to compete."

Yuan Zhigao nodded, and then asked in confusion: "What about you? What are you doing here?"

Yan Zhou: "..."

Yes, what is he doing here?

Can't take this.

Yan Zhou changed the subject: "Why did you come up the mountain?"

Yuan Zhigao was led away by Yan Zhou's words: "I was so bored by my father's lock-up at home. Today, I was finally approved to go out for a walk. I wanted to find you, but I guess you didn't go because of the final exam."

He glanced at the padlock: "What were you two doing there just now? It's also padlocked? This is where young couples hang up. Why do you join in the fun?"

Yan Zhou and Xie Yao: "..."

Xie Yao and Yan Zhou exchanged glances, neither of them was sure whether to tell Yuan Zhigao directly, Xie Yao could only say, "Ping An lock is also fine."

Unexpectedly, Yuan Zhigao had already reached the place where Xie Yao put the locks. There were very few locks there, and there were only a few in total: "Ping An lock... Let me see, I want to hang one too."

He picked it up and took a look.

There are a few words "heart to heart, love forever" engraved on it.

Yuan Zhigao was dazed for a moment, and looked at the remaining ones. The six words "Heart to Heart, Love Forever" were written neatly and brightly on them, and nothing was changed.

Xie Yao and Yan Zhou secretly shouted to be punished.

Yuan Zhigao: "Where's the safety lock you hung? Why didn't I find it?"

Xie Yao and Yan Zhou: "..."

Xie Yao said quietly: "Peace is in your heart."

Yuan Zhigao scratched his head: "Does Ping An have this advertisement?"

Xie Yao: "..."

Yuan Zhigao rummaged on the stall for a while, and finally turned to ask the aunt next to him who was engrossed in watching the show, "Auntie, do you have a safety lock?"

The aunt didn't even raise her head: "I'm too lazy to buy, the people who come to play with the padlocks are all young couples."

Xie Yao and Yan Zhou, who were suddenly placed in a strange situation, fell silent: "..."

Yuan Zhigao didn't understand it yet, so he asked back: "No, did the two of them buy the safety lock not long ago? Is there only the last one left?"

Only then did the aunt raise her head to glance at Xie Yao and Yan Zhou, then lowered her head and continued watching the drama, and said in a normal tone, "There are quite a lot of two boys coming to padlock these years."

Yuan Zhigao froze in place, and looked at Yan Zhou and Xie Yao blankly, only to realize that the water glass Xie Yao was holding was the one Yan Zhou usually used. It was probably for the convenience of drinking water. In Yan Zhou's hands.

Yuan Zhigao frowned, showing a somewhat deep expression: "You two..."

Yan Zhou: "We didn't mean to hide it from you."

Yuan Zhigao: "What? What are you talking about?"

Yuan Zhigao: "I just want to ask you two where you bought this safety lock..."

Yuan Zhigao: "Wait a minute, what do you mean deliberately hiding it from me?"

Xie Yao sighed, and pulled the upright Yan Zhou beside him: "Brother, it's too early to kick the cabinet door..."

Yan Zhou: "Well... I found out."

Xie Yao: "Does the picture look a little familiar?"

Yan Zhou: "It's quite familiar."

The expression on Yuan Zhigao's face gradually turned into horror, and then he covered his face and widened his eyes: "Damn it, you... what's going on with you!"

His heart was shaking, and the world collapsed in a short while.

Sure enough, as Li Jun expected, Yuan Zhigao's mentality collapsed when he found out, and he only thought about one thing, which was to have a drink to his heart's content and forget all the outrageous things in this world.

Yuan Zhigao immediately called Li Jun: "Junjun! You know Brother Zhou and Xiao Xie are together! Damn it! My whole body is cracked!"

Li Jun felt guilty for a moment: "I... I just found out, take it easy and digest it."

Yuan Zhigao scratched his hair confusedly: "I, I, I..."

Li Jun: "Calm down, young man."

Yuan Zhigao: "I can't calm down, I don't think I would have thought that what Xiao Xie said before, 'If it's Brother Zhou', was actually the fucking truth, I thought he was joking because he drank too much. "

Li Jun: "I didn't expect that either."

Yuan Zhigao sighed quietly: "No wonder the last time I went to the temple to count the marriage, the expert told me not to suggest that I take the initiative to pursue love, and the initiative didn't work out, so let me wait patiently. Sure enough, this is fate... ..."

The three of them, combining online and offline, managed to stabilize Yuan Zhigao's mood.Because the scenic spot was far away from the city, Xie Yao and Yan Zhou had to go back by car at this point, so they parted ways at the entrance of the scenic spot.

Xie Yao complained to Yan Zhou: "Young people really can't set up flags often, they fall faster one by one."

Yan Zhou: "Let me think about how it was said at the time, it was natural, let nature take its course?"

Xie Yao covered his face:

"Stop talking, your face hurts."

After returning, Yan Zhou received a bunch of pictures from Yuan Zhigao on WeChat, with categories and precautions thoughtfully noted on them.

Yan Zhou clicked on a picture, and a few words hit his cerebral cortex.

Ultra-thin, granular...

Yan Zhou slowly put out a question mark: What are you doing?

Yuan Zhigao: I decided to bless you and share with you my only theoretical knowledge over the years, although I haven't practiced it yet.

Sitting next to Yan Zhou, Xie Yao accidentally caught sight of a colorful interface, and leaned over curiously: "What is this?"

Yan Zhou reacted quickly, and quickly turned off the phone: "It's not suitable for children."

Xie Yao: "..."

The author has something to say: I occasionally look at the comment area, but what I want to say is: No need to argue, everyone can come and go freely, and don’t embarrass anyone.Life is not easy, don’t be angry when you read the article, goodbye when you are angry, the next book will be better(?)