Ultimate Villain Discovery System [Transmigration Book]

When my consciousness was chaotic, I couldn't tell if I fell or not, I could only vaguely hear the laughter nearby getting more intensive, which was comparable to the joy of winning a hundred million.And the voices of Jiang Yan and Penglai Immortal also came indistinctly, drifting in the sea of ​​his ears, rising and sinking suddenly.

Jiang Yan said: "Penglai Immortal may wish to speak out, what organs are needed, feel free to mention."

Immortal Penglai: "...You probably misunderstood Pindao. Isn't Pindao evil and crooked and wants your organs to be cooked and eaten? What Pindao asks for is what the prayer thinks is the most precious thing for him. As for What, please weigh yourself."

"Then if someone says that he has nothing valuable, how should he give it? How can the immortal judge whether this person is lying or not?"

"No one can lie in front of the poor. If you don't know what your most precious thing is, the poor can help you a little bit." The Penglai immortal handed over a small white jade cup, "I will lend you a drop of blood."

Jiang Yan spread his palms towards him, and the Penglai Immortal's whisk came alive immediately, and the white whiskers wrapped around Jiang Yan's fingers. One of the whiskers shook itself into a hard silver needle, and pointed at Jiang Yan. With a quick poke with the tip, blood drops dripped down.

The blood beads quickly melted and disappeared into the orange liquid. The Penglai Immortal held up the small cup and said to the people beside him, "Come, have a taste."

An angry and infinitely sad voice exploded: "I won't do it! I really think of me as a nanny, you have to taste it yourself!"

Immortal Penglai: "Cooperate, don't make the guests laugh...and it's not the first time for you, come on, come on..."

"F*** your mother! Get lost! You fucking dare to force me... Gulu, Gululu... Bah! I will cut off your head tonight! Puff... Gululu..."

"How?" Jiang Yan asked.

"Ho lang lang lang lang lang lang lang lang lang—puh—bah!" Fan Tian rinsed his mouth, smacked his lips and said, "Your blood is a bit thick, you can often bleed it in the future, it will be good for your health."

Immortal Penglai: "Tsk, let's get down to business."

"Business?" Fan Tian laughed again, "It's interesting this time, the petitioner thinks that the most precious thing is not his own life, but the life of that boy surnamed Song! That's the recipient of the wish, old man, you Since you agreed, you have to complete it, but if you take this kid’s life and can’t complete the wish, it’s up to you what to do! Hahaha, hahahaha..."

"This is really difficult to handle. I have never encountered such a situation before. The poor Taoist has no choice but to settle for the next best thing. Heavens, what is his second most precious thing?"

"Hey, please beg me, I'll tell you when I'm in a good mood! Haha, hahaha!"

……

Song Cai suspected that she was awakened by the stinky geese's poop.

At this time, he was busy cleaning up the dog food picked up by the wild goose, and he also had to take care of his grandfather's phone calls, and deal with the little old lady who was arguing endlessly over there. Tomato and egg noodles were cooking on the gas stove in the kitchen, and the faucet in the bathroom was turning to the wild goose. Putting hot water in the bathtub is really one person serving as three.

Just as grandpa hung up, Chen Weiran called again and asked him why he didn't reply to the message last night, worried about what happened to him.Song Cai said that she went to bed early last night, so she didn't find the news coming in. Chen Weiran didn't believe it, and said that it was too early to arrive at seven o'clock, so she insisted on coming to Song Cai's place to have a look.

Song Cai had no choice but to put down her phone and turn on the frenzied cleaning mode. Fortunately, she bought disinfectant when she moved, and after mopping it twice, most of the poop smell disappeared, and she opened the doors and windows to let the wind in. It should be much better.

Song Cai was a little dazed this time, the marks on his forehead had almost completely disappeared. He thought he was going to the hospital again this time, but after waking up, he was just a little tired, his bones were numb, and there were no other abnormalities.

Of course, the anomalies created by wild geese were not included.

Dayan never used to defecate anywhere in the house, even if it was convenient, he would go to the bathroom by himself, and Song Cai would feel shy when he watched by.What's wrong this time?Song Cai flipped through the phone's calendar, he only fell asleep for two days, and the geese liberated their instincts?

It's not just a matter of defecation.Dayan was unwilling to eat dog food before, and he had to reserve a seat at the table for him to eat chicken drumsticks. When did he pick up the bag of dog food?Even if it was understandable because he was too hungry, what about the clothes he would never take off except for taking a shower?What the hell is it about being torn into tatters? Is it also liberating nature?Also, the wild goose refused to sleep in the kennel at first, although his mat was soft and fluffy, he would always jump on the bed to sleep.But at this very moment, when Song Cai was exhausted and struggling to clean up the aftermath, that stinky dog ​​was still jumping up and down in the den, rushing out from time to time to run wildly all over the room, and then jumping back and writhing after running.

The deep and melancholy goose is gone.

The gentleman and senior wild goose is gone.

Song Cai had to admit that the wild goose was too much like a dog now.

After the disinfectant was applied all over the floor, the tomato and egg noodles were cooked. Song Cai came out of the kitchen with a bowl of noodles, but found that the smell of the disinfectant was a bit pungent, so she went back into the kitchen to eat. Dayan squatted on the ground and stared at his bowl. He kept licking his tongue, with a long hala hanging from the corner of his mouth.

After eating the noodles, she cleaned up the kitchen briefly, Song Cai wiped the disinfectant on the floor, sprayed some air freshener to cover up the smell of the disinfectant, and then dragged the wild goose into the bathroom.

Not fond of bathing may be the only thing that hasn't changed in the wild goose. Seeing the steaming big water basin, Mr. Dog groans and chirps and refuses to go in.Of course, Song Cai has a way to deal with him, but he never expected that after being thrown into the warm water, Uncle Dog seemed to open the door to a new world, catching the bubbles mixed with the bath liquid and licking desperately, and then started digging the basin again after being stopped by Song Cai In the middle of the water, still eating hachi panting.

Uncle Dog had a great time playing, but Song Cai was splashed and half of his clothes were wet.After finally calming down, Song Cai rubbed the geese's belly, rubbed its back hair, pinched the meat pads... the geese enjoyed the whole process, and when they were tired from squatting at the back of the wash, they simply lay down on their stomachs, saying, "Come here, give me more." Scratch twice" shameless posture.

Song Cai looked at the little [beep] with sharp eyes, feeling indescribable.

This is not a wild goose.

This is actually a wild goose, a real wild goose.Before Song Cai moved out, Dayan was like this during the days when he was lethargic, but with grandpa and the others watching, Dayan had no chance to be so indulgent.

More than an hour later, Chen Weiran came, and Song Caigang listed the main points of Daze Palace, so the length of "The Demon King of the Deceitful Land Is Offline" increased by [-] words. Can come up with [-] to [-] words.He turned off the computer and went to greet Chen Weiran. Chen Weiran explained that there would be a star concert tonight, and he happened to have two tickets in hand, so he could go to listen with him.Song Cai thought that if she went out for one night, Dayan might make a fuss at home by herself, so she didn't agree.However, Chen Weiran directly gave him the ticket on the grounds of "If you are a buddy, don't be hypocritical", saying that the company has a meeting going on soon, so he has to go back quickly and drive to pick him up tomorrow night.

Chen Weiran opened the door to leave, but Dayan, who was locked in the bathroom by Song Cai, finally grabbed the doorknob and escaped.He rushed towards Chen Weiran. Chen Weiran thought he was going to be rushed, so he dodged instinctively. Unexpectedly, the wild goose waved his head and tail at him with his front paws twitched, with "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome" written all over his face. .

Chen Weiran was shocked, and Song Cai was also shocked.

However, Song Cai has seen too many abnormalities of Dayan in the past half a day, and it is not too difficult to accept. She said to Chen Weiran: "He is a little excited today, and he will have fun with everyone he sees."

Chen Weiran was dubious: "It's changed, is this still a wild goose?"

Song Cai: "It's a long story to say that a child has no mother. In a word, I think my wild goose may have been dropped."

Chen Weiran smiled and said: "It's good to change the bag, anyway, it's the same as raising it, this one is more pleasing, unlike the previous one, when it looked at me, it seemed that I was just a piece of low-quality beef."

The two laughed again, and Song Cai sent Chen Weiran out the door, but did not find a black bird parked on the window sill, and the old god was eavesdropping on them.

Jiang Yan didn't want to turn into a bird, it was too wronged by the great demon king, but he couldn't restore his human form in this world, otherwise Song Cai would be frightened.Song Cai still doesn't know that she brought back the demon pill, let alone that Jiang Yan was able to get out of the geese's body and restore his human appearance because of this.

Taking advantage of Song Cai's return and opening the door, Jiang Yan circled half a circle and flew into the room, squatting on the large chandelier in the living room.The house that Song Cai rented was a refurbished old house. The structure of the old houses had a common disadvantage—poor permeability, and the living room was not bright during the day, so the lights had to be turned on.As soon as Jiang Yan stopped, the chandelier swayed slightly, and the light in the living room swayed, which was noticed by Song Cai.

Song Cai looked up and saw him, and was stunned.Jiang Yan thought in his heart, no way, he won't be recognized, then he saw him silently walking into the bathroom and brought a squeegee mop.

Song Cai opened the door first, and poked the chandelier with the handle of the mop: "Go out, you can't make a nest here, and I don't raise birds, I hate birds."

Jiang Yan: "..."

No matter how hard he poked Jiang Yan, he didn't leave, and just fluttered around the chandelier. Song Cai ate a mouthful of ashes, pouted a few mouthfuls, and said to the little bird, "Wait, don't fly away if you have the guts."

Jiang Yan sneered in his heart—let's see what kind of monster you want to be.

I saw that after Song Cai went out for a trip, there was a fat cat with orange blossoms in his arms. I don’t know who it was borrowed from, and he didn’t think it was too heavy. He threw it up to the big chandelier, and he yelled below. The chant kept telling the fat cat to catch the bird.

Jiang Yan is angry and funny, he knew it would be better to live on the wild goose, at least he can be taken care of by the brat with good food and drink.

The fat cat seemed pampered, but he didn't expect that his instinct was still there, and he couldn't help fishing when he saw a bird, so under Song Cai's instigation, it really played a role, making it impossible for Jiang Yan to land.Dayan was already curious about the new fat cat, and he was encouraged to see him jumping up and down. He wanted to jump up and down to reach the fat cat several times, but was stopped by Song Cai.

Birds are flying above the chandelier, cats are chasing after it, dogs are barking under the chandelier, the not-so-spacious living room is full of excitement.Jiang Yan had no choice but to get a little injury on his foot, and then thumped and landed on Song Cai's shoulder.

Song Cai seemed to have been tapped, and pointed a finger at Dayan: "Shhh—"

Song Cai stretched out her hand towards Xiaoniao slowly, trying to see if she could let Xiaoniao put down her guard against him.In fact, he had no hope, because animals like birds have no feelings for humans—relatively speaking.Compared with cats and dogs, birds are often indifferent and unfeeling. Even if you really want to feed them, they still have to eat according to their mood. If they feel that your character is not good, they will fly away with a twist of their heads, God Gao Lu is far away, and we will never see each other again.

There are many people who like to walk birds in old Beijing, and of course there are now. There are quite a few families who raise pigeons and parrots, but Song Cai has never participated in it personally, so she doesn't know how much affection birds can have for people.

To his surprise, the pure black bird jumped onto his palm without any hesitation. Since the palm was soft, it twisted a few times, and then simply lay down, looking unprepared for strangers.

Song Cai was really surprised.This is the first time in his life that he is holding a small bird, and even the wild geese refused to let him see it, for fear of being swallowed by the mouth of the dog, and the fat cat on the chandelier also forgot to get it off. After the bird is released, it will fly to the chandelier again.

But anyway, it was a borrowed cat. Song Cai was afraid that the chandelier would not be able to bear the fat cat for a while, so she moved a small bench and took the fat cat down.

The fat cat is really heavy. Its owner is the hostess of the nearby Tongtong Express, a 35-year-old eldest sister. She probably has no other entertainment when she is free, so she just feeds the cat.

Song Cai wiped off the dust on Fat Cat and sent it back by Tongtong Express.Before leaving, he put the bird on the desk in the bedroom, leaving a handful of rice grains for delay. When he came back, he walked quickly, thinking "don't fly, don't fly", and when he entered the bedroom, he saw that the bird was really alive. Fly, and still pecking rice obediently!

Song Cai was actually moved in her heart.

When Song Cai went out to walk the dog at night, she had an extra partner—a black bird was parked on his shoulder, and one of the bird’s feet was wrapped in gauze——Song Cai struggled for a long time during bandaging. When drinking pigeon soup, the slender leg bones of the pigeons are all bitten off with a "crack", and a little collagen that may or may not be present is thrown into the trash can.Looking at it now, the little bird is really too fragile, with such thin legs... I don't know how to wrap it so as not to hurt it again.

Strolling outside the Tongtong express door, Song Cai saw the fat cat lying on the track of the sensor door and playing with the spring door stopper, which made the door stopper squeak.Song Cai chuckled, and called casually: "Meow, meow."

The fat cat really got up when he heard the sound, and when he saw the little bird on his shoulder, his head tilted and his eyes lit up.Jiang Yan had a bad feeling, and sure enough, the next moment, the fat cat began to crawl on Song Cai's trousers - to catch the bird.

Song Cai suffered pain from being scratched by the cat's paw, and hissed inhaling, all the hostess shouted from the room: "Is that brother Song Cai outside?"

Song Cai picked up the cat and hugged it in her arms, and said, "Ah, Sister Yao, I'm passing by."

Sister Yao came out immediately after taking the courier for a customer, and smiled at Song Cai: "Oh, the fat orange is pestering you again, it has such a bad problem, it will rub up when it sees the handsome little brother."

Song Cai returned the fat orange to Sister Yao: "No, I called it first."

Song Cai led the geese and planned to go further, but Sister Yao said, "Brother Song Cai, why don't you help me take the fat orange for a walk, I'm busy here at night, so I don't have time to take it for a walk. "

"Of course." After Song Cai finished speaking, she suddenly thought that her fat orange and Xiaoniao were not getting along, and the wild goose was also very impulsive when she saw the fat orange just now. She pinched the wild goose between her legs to control the conflict In the cradle, so I changed my words, "But I have to go to the department store at the South Gate to buy things later, and I may not come around again. Otherwise, I will come out after I have bought the things and sent the geese home. Tachibana take a stroll."

Sister Yao: "Then how dare I ask you to make an extra trip. In this way, you take the fat orange with you and tell it to stay with you for a while at night. I can pick it up after I'm done."

Song Cai hesitated: "...Is that so, can Sister Yao find my home?"

"It's not too far away, just tell me the house number."

Song Cai couldn't refuse anymore, so she told her her house number: "Okay, I'll definitely be back before nine o'clock, Sister Yao, just go over after you finish your work."

"Good."

Fat Ju was put on the ground by Sister Yao, and wanted to climb up Song Cai's trousers, but was caught by Song Caiti.Song Cai asked: "Sister Yao, do you have a leash? I'm afraid that Fat Orange will be lost, so I'd better give it a leash."

Sister Yao: "There are some, just wait, I'll get them."

After Sister Yao entered the room, she brought a thin leash and handed it to Song Cai: "Here. Brother Song Cai is more thoughtful. If it was my careless ex-husband, if the cat is lost, he will definitely say it is a cat." Sensible, never look for problems on yourself."

Song Cai smiled awkwardly, took the leash, nodded at Sister Yao, and hurried away - Sister Yao seemed to touch the back of his hand when she handed him the leash just now.

The author has something to say: Thank you friends for your attention!Thanks for the collection! Mua!