On the Shenzhi Cliff, the former cult has become the Shenzhi Palace. From the palace gate to the main hall, from the main hall to the side hall, and then to the Four Seasons Garden, Shenzhi grass is planted everywhere.Blossoming milky white Shenzhi grass is plump and fat, with a little yellow top cover like a fragrant and sweet cream cheese cap, which makes you appetite when you look at it.
But Song Cai was not in the mood to try it out. Ever since he heard Jiang Yan's intentions, his teeth had been chattering, and he was so afraid that he would die—he always felt that Jiang Yan might want to commit suicide.
He persuaded him, but was relieved by Jiang Yan that he didn't want to commit suicide, don't think too much; He was willing to leave, but was asked by Jiang Yan, "Do you want to hug or carry it?"
He was at a loss, so he had to dry his tears and stand up bravely, and follow up to see the situation first.
The one who led the way was a young man with a good appearance. He looked very thin, but he had a big belly. When he walked, his belly bounced up and down. It was a bit funny to match the mouth that was pouted and then flattened when he was swearing.
The man walked with a hoe and scolded a "old man". Song Cai heard that the reason was that the man asked him to work. He spent all day digging holes or digging the ground, which insulted his dignity.
When Song Cai heard him scolding, her emotions were not as tense as before, so she asked him who he was scolding, and the man said who else could be, the oldest one on the island.
Jiang Yan laughed and said, "It's really admirable that Your Excellency has endured until now. I wouldn't be able to do it in my place. I would rather die than do such lowly things."
Song Cai hurriedly covered his mouth, and said to the blue-faced man, "No, that's not what he meant, don't take it to heart."
Jiang Yan turned his head to the side, telling Song Cai not to reach his mouth, and said provocatively: "If it's not that, what else could it mean? I hate cleaning the table and sweeping the floor the most in my life. It's even more humiliating, who knows that today I have increased my knowledge, and it turns out that I still have to dig holes and hoe the ground."
"..." Song Cai's expression froze, she patted her forehead resignedly, and thought to Jiang Yan, you should do it as hard as you can, and just do it so that the Penglai immortal won't help.
The young man threw the hoe with a "dang" sound, and stared at Jiang Yan angrily: "Remember what you said just now, no matter what you ask for today, don't even think about succeeding!"
Jiang Yan: "Does what you say count? You are not a Penglai fairy."
The man put his hips on his hips: "What is the Penglai Immortal? I am a hundred times stronger than him! He has to listen to me!"
Jiang Yan: "Oh, so you are the relative of the Penglai Immortal?"
Man: "It's not that kissing me is better than kissing me. I think back then... I... Pooh! Can I talk to you, a young brat! Go, go, don't try to talk to me."
Song Cai thought that this person mentioned back then, and said that the Penglai Immortal had to listen to him, if he hadn't had an enmity with the Penglai Immortal and deliberately uttered wild words, his status would be extraordinary.Could it be...
"What the hell!" The man suddenly bent down and took out a chipmunk from the rotten leaves where the Shenzhi grass was planted by the roadside, "Here to dig the Shenzhi grass again, do you know that every one here is planted by me, Lao Tzu I can eat you in one bite!"
As he spoke, he threw the chipmunk into his mouth, and a yell came: "Shut up!"
Song Cai and Jiang Yan Qiqi looked towards the entrance of the hall, and saw a young Taoist priest holding a dust whisk standing at the end of the path, straight as a green pine, with floating gauze robes, very fairy-like.He swept the dust away, and the man who wanted to eat the chipmunk was "dissected" and put on a creamy yellow mushroom cap.
Song Cai bit her lip, embarrassed to laugh out loud.
The man shouted angrily: "You old bastard, quickly get this shit off my head, or I will never end with you!"
Song Cai thought to herself, so this is the meaning of "old" in his mouth?This person is not even considered a good uncle in our corner, he is obviously a handsome little brother!
The Taoist looked at his stomach, shook his head and sighed: "Eat less messy things, you will get gas easily." Then he said to Song Cai and Jiang Yan: "Don't be surprised, you can't go out all these years, and he has a bad temper. Unavoidably irritable, in fact, his nature is not bad."
The irritable man began to dig the bluestone road under his feet with a hoe: "I am bad! Whoever wants you to say good things will be a good person again, you have a good idea! Bah!"
The Taoist swept the whisk again, and the man immediately yelled: "Immortal stinky bastard! 9000-year-old stinky miso! Quickly transform me back! Otherwise, I will turn you into a hair of my own after I recover! The crooked stinky hair is [-beep-] every day!"
Song Cai was speechless, these are all strange words.But the man looked normal except for the "cheese hat" on his head. I don't know what he was doing.Jiang Yan understood better than Song Cai, but he found the reason, and laughed unabashedly: "Your Excellency, you should save your energy, scolding during the day is fun, but at night you will suffer."
There was a "ding" in Song Cai's head: ah? !
Thinking in horror and amazement, he had already reached the living room of the hall. The Taoist asked the boy to make tea for the guests, and invited them to sit on the mats.Jiang Yan was polite to him, and the Taoist said: "I don't dare to be a fairy or not. It's just others' praise. The poor Taoist is trying to keep quiet on this Penglai Island, and help him purify his anger by the way. Oh, his name is Fantian, he took it himself. His name doesn’t quite stand up to the stage.”
"Fart! Whose name are you talking about? Say it again!"
"You can't get on the stage."
"Damn you, you really dare to say it! I'll kill you! When you were my subordinate, you were the only one who followed me every day, and it wasn't me! Why didn't you dare to say that my name was ugly at that time? Now I dare to push my nose when I see Laozi swimming in the shallows On the face, #&*..."
Song Cai thought, oh, this Taoist is the Penglai Immortal.Hmm... the Penglai Immortal who is nine thousand years old, it's normal for him to be young.
Then the Mr. Fantian next to him who swept the Penglai Immortal and Jiang Yan with fierce eyes, while spitting all over the place...is the leader of the cult back then, the legendary demon cultivator?
Hmm... as we all know, magic cultivators are talkative, and cults are all engaged in pyramid schemes.
Disrespect, disrespect.
When the tea was served, Jiang Yan explained the purpose of his visit, and the Penglai Immortal said: "Everyone who comes here has something to ask for, but you two should be able to see that my Shenzhi Palace is actually a Taoist temple, and the prayer is to collect merit .”
Song Cai looked around, the environment here is not magnificent, but to say that it is a Taoist temple would be underestimated, the Taoist temples in his impression are all clean and simple, which can’t be compared with the glamorous and beautiful here, and no Taoist temple will abandon it Daoist patriarch, let's enshrine a golden body of Shenzhi grass instead.
The Penglai Immortal may have seen what Song Cai was thinking, or maybe Song Cai was not the first person to have such doubts, so he explained: "I'm just kidding, this Taoist temple believes in Shenzhi grass, so it is named Shenzhi Palace."
Fan Tian interjected: "What Shenzhi Palace, you can't get on the stage!"
The Penglai Immortal said: "You don't agree to call it the Waiter's Palace, Shenzhi is okay."
The corner of Song Cai's mouth twitched—you just believe in Shenzhicao, you old man just say that you believe in this dirty-mouthed MLM leader!
Jiang Yan said: "A merit is a donation? Don't hide it from the elders. If you don't know it, you can be regarded as a domineering party in the interior. Money is a trivial matter."
Immortal Penglai: "Money is useless to my Shenzhi Palace, donate your most important things."
Although I knew that there was such a link, it was still not enough to hear the Penglai immortal say it with my own ears, and my mental preparation was in vain.Song Cai immediately apologized to him, and pulled Jiang Yan out.
"Can't we not ask him to help?" Song Cai said, "Your heart, liver, spleen and lungs are indispensable, really stop making trouble."
Jiang Yan stopped in his tracks: "It's not making trouble. Listen to me, I'm doing this for myself, not for you."
Song Cai: "Wake up! Giving up the demon pill is for yourself? I suspect that you have mental problems. I will take you to see a doctor. Let's go back to Daze Palace and ask Qian Zhongxin to check it up for you." one time."
"Okay, I've made up my mind." Jiang Yan turned and entered the hall.
Song Cai stayed for a long time, unable to figure out what happened to Jiang Yan.
Is it because of his irregular "death"?Jiang Yan is a man of loyalty. If he can't bear to see his friends suffer from "diseases" and wants to use his own demon pills as medicine, it really makes sense.But he didn't get sick. Could it be that Jiang Yan thought that he could get better by fusing his soul with the demon pill?
Song Cai rushed into the hall to explain clearly to him, but he used a small spell to seal Song Cai's mouth. Song Caigan could not speak with her mouth open, and her handicap value immediately increased by [-] points.Fan Tian hugged his belly and laughed, then moved the mat to his side, taking the opportunity to tell him about the connection between human will and the body, and how to get rid of this connection to achieve true detachment and freedom.
Jiang Yan is already discussing with the Penglai Immortal about donating merits. On the surface, the Penglai Immortal is a very stable and mature person, but he is not humble at all when he takes care of big things, and talks about trivial things without blinking his eyes.
"No one in the world can take on this job except Pindao," he said, "but Pindao has suffered a lot. In order to save a person's life, he fused his soul and cultivation into one, and he escaped to occupy It took the bodies of other people and killed many innocent people."
When I said this, I didn't specifically hint at it, but someone who was chattering suddenly stopped and listened quietly with his ears up.Song Cai knew it was him.
"I want to do the same thing now. I don't know why?" Penglai Immortal said, "If there is no reasonable reason, it is not good, otherwise the basket will be exposed in the future, and the poor will have to bear the responsibility."
Song Cai also strained his ears, but Jiang Yan refused to tell him, so he used a little spell, which blocked the sound from his ears.Song Cai stared blankly with anger, seeing Jiang Yan's mouth moved, and what seemed to be the word "good".
Be good, be good, be good!This kind of person is simply crazy!Song Cai was troubled, but there was an advantage in this way. If Mr. Hua Tong continued to brainwash him, he could say "sorry I can't hear you" confidently.
Jiang Yan explained to the Penglai Immortal for a long time, both of them's lips were moving, but Song Cai's lip language was zero-level, and anything longer than two words was considered a long sentence, so they couldn't understand it.The chatterbox next to Piansheng had a very rich facial expression, his eyes widened for a while, his brows frowned for a while, and when he was excited, he even crushed the mushroom cap on his head.Song Cai wanted to beat him up.
After explaining the reason, the Penglai Immortal agreed to Jiang Yan, but he was asked to donate his most precious thing, and this condition remained the same.Jiang Yan released Song Cai's restraint, and said to him, "Don't be angry, this matter will be made clear in the future."
Song Cai thought in her heart that I am not angry, I drink water, I drink a lot of water to support myself, and wait for my soul to fly back to my hometown to see how you catch it.
Then, with a "crack", tea-green ice cubes fell out of the cup he raised and shattered into pieces.
"Drink less water from now on, or you will easily lose control when you are drowsy." The Penglai Immortal kindly reminded.
Song Cai put down the teacup: "Is it finalized? I haven't agreed yet."
"It's okay to disagree," Jiang Yan said, "I know what the symbol on your forehead represents."
Song Cai: "What does it mean? It means that I need to sleep well, probably for two or three days, but it looks like..."
"Looks like he's dead?" Jiang Yan cast a sidelong glance at him, and interrupted coldly, "Stop rambling, otherwise how would you know."
Song Cai was blocked by a word, and grabbed a candlestick next to her, pulled out half of the white candle on it, and stabbed her own neck with the sharp awl.He thought to himself, I must die now, and go back immediately in seconds!
But when the sharp cone touched his skin, it suddenly lost its hardness, and turned into a shenzhi grass. After the small yellow top cover was squeezed, it bounced back tremblingly, making a slight "boom" Voice.
Mr. Noisy was still laughing wildly at Song Cai, his thighs were slapping loudly, Song Cai became more anxious after being provoked by him, threw the shenzhi grass, and said loudly: "You can't go on your own way like this!"
"Sorry." Jiang Yan said.
A small cluster of black fire flew out from his fingertips, and flew around Song Cai twice.I don't know what happened, but I just felt the heat on the back of my head, and Song Cai began to feel dizzy and weak in all limbs. After struggling in vain for a few seconds, she fell on her back.
But Song Cai was not in the mood to try it out. Ever since he heard Jiang Yan's intentions, his teeth had been chattering, and he was so afraid that he would die—he always felt that Jiang Yan might want to commit suicide.
He persuaded him, but was relieved by Jiang Yan that he didn't want to commit suicide, don't think too much; He was willing to leave, but was asked by Jiang Yan, "Do you want to hug or carry it?"
He was at a loss, so he had to dry his tears and stand up bravely, and follow up to see the situation first.
The one who led the way was a young man with a good appearance. He looked very thin, but he had a big belly. When he walked, his belly bounced up and down. It was a bit funny to match the mouth that was pouted and then flattened when he was swearing.
The man walked with a hoe and scolded a "old man". Song Cai heard that the reason was that the man asked him to work. He spent all day digging holes or digging the ground, which insulted his dignity.
When Song Cai heard him scolding, her emotions were not as tense as before, so she asked him who he was scolding, and the man said who else could be, the oldest one on the island.
Jiang Yan laughed and said, "It's really admirable that Your Excellency has endured until now. I wouldn't be able to do it in my place. I would rather die than do such lowly things."
Song Cai hurriedly covered his mouth, and said to the blue-faced man, "No, that's not what he meant, don't take it to heart."
Jiang Yan turned his head to the side, telling Song Cai not to reach his mouth, and said provocatively: "If it's not that, what else could it mean? I hate cleaning the table and sweeping the floor the most in my life. It's even more humiliating, who knows that today I have increased my knowledge, and it turns out that I still have to dig holes and hoe the ground."
"..." Song Cai's expression froze, she patted her forehead resignedly, and thought to Jiang Yan, you should do it as hard as you can, and just do it so that the Penglai immortal won't help.
The young man threw the hoe with a "dang" sound, and stared at Jiang Yan angrily: "Remember what you said just now, no matter what you ask for today, don't even think about succeeding!"
Jiang Yan: "Does what you say count? You are not a Penglai fairy."
The man put his hips on his hips: "What is the Penglai Immortal? I am a hundred times stronger than him! He has to listen to me!"
Jiang Yan: "Oh, so you are the relative of the Penglai Immortal?"
Man: "It's not that kissing me is better than kissing me. I think back then... I... Pooh! Can I talk to you, a young brat! Go, go, don't try to talk to me."
Song Cai thought that this person mentioned back then, and said that the Penglai Immortal had to listen to him, if he hadn't had an enmity with the Penglai Immortal and deliberately uttered wild words, his status would be extraordinary.Could it be...
"What the hell!" The man suddenly bent down and took out a chipmunk from the rotten leaves where the Shenzhi grass was planted by the roadside, "Here to dig the Shenzhi grass again, do you know that every one here is planted by me, Lao Tzu I can eat you in one bite!"
As he spoke, he threw the chipmunk into his mouth, and a yell came: "Shut up!"
Song Cai and Jiang Yan Qiqi looked towards the entrance of the hall, and saw a young Taoist priest holding a dust whisk standing at the end of the path, straight as a green pine, with floating gauze robes, very fairy-like.He swept the dust away, and the man who wanted to eat the chipmunk was "dissected" and put on a creamy yellow mushroom cap.
Song Cai bit her lip, embarrassed to laugh out loud.
The man shouted angrily: "You old bastard, quickly get this shit off my head, or I will never end with you!"
Song Cai thought to herself, so this is the meaning of "old" in his mouth?This person is not even considered a good uncle in our corner, he is obviously a handsome little brother!
The Taoist looked at his stomach, shook his head and sighed: "Eat less messy things, you will get gas easily." Then he said to Song Cai and Jiang Yan: "Don't be surprised, you can't go out all these years, and he has a bad temper. Unavoidably irritable, in fact, his nature is not bad."
The irritable man began to dig the bluestone road under his feet with a hoe: "I am bad! Whoever wants you to say good things will be a good person again, you have a good idea! Bah!"
The Taoist swept the whisk again, and the man immediately yelled: "Immortal stinky bastard! 9000-year-old stinky miso! Quickly transform me back! Otherwise, I will turn you into a hair of my own after I recover! The crooked stinky hair is [-beep-] every day!"
Song Cai was speechless, these are all strange words.But the man looked normal except for the "cheese hat" on his head. I don't know what he was doing.Jiang Yan understood better than Song Cai, but he found the reason, and laughed unabashedly: "Your Excellency, you should save your energy, scolding during the day is fun, but at night you will suffer."
There was a "ding" in Song Cai's head: ah? !
Thinking in horror and amazement, he had already reached the living room of the hall. The Taoist asked the boy to make tea for the guests, and invited them to sit on the mats.Jiang Yan was polite to him, and the Taoist said: "I don't dare to be a fairy or not. It's just others' praise. The poor Taoist is trying to keep quiet on this Penglai Island, and help him purify his anger by the way. Oh, his name is Fantian, he took it himself. His name doesn’t quite stand up to the stage.”
"Fart! Whose name are you talking about? Say it again!"
"You can't get on the stage."
"Damn you, you really dare to say it! I'll kill you! When you were my subordinate, you were the only one who followed me every day, and it wasn't me! Why didn't you dare to say that my name was ugly at that time? Now I dare to push my nose when I see Laozi swimming in the shallows On the face, #&*..."
Song Cai thought, oh, this Taoist is the Penglai Immortal.Hmm... the Penglai Immortal who is nine thousand years old, it's normal for him to be young.
Then the Mr. Fantian next to him who swept the Penglai Immortal and Jiang Yan with fierce eyes, while spitting all over the place...is the leader of the cult back then, the legendary demon cultivator?
Hmm... as we all know, magic cultivators are talkative, and cults are all engaged in pyramid schemes.
Disrespect, disrespect.
When the tea was served, Jiang Yan explained the purpose of his visit, and the Penglai Immortal said: "Everyone who comes here has something to ask for, but you two should be able to see that my Shenzhi Palace is actually a Taoist temple, and the prayer is to collect merit .”
Song Cai looked around, the environment here is not magnificent, but to say that it is a Taoist temple would be underestimated, the Taoist temples in his impression are all clean and simple, which can’t be compared with the glamorous and beautiful here, and no Taoist temple will abandon it Daoist patriarch, let's enshrine a golden body of Shenzhi grass instead.
The Penglai Immortal may have seen what Song Cai was thinking, or maybe Song Cai was not the first person to have such doubts, so he explained: "I'm just kidding, this Taoist temple believes in Shenzhi grass, so it is named Shenzhi Palace."
Fan Tian interjected: "What Shenzhi Palace, you can't get on the stage!"
The Penglai Immortal said: "You don't agree to call it the Waiter's Palace, Shenzhi is okay."
The corner of Song Cai's mouth twitched—you just believe in Shenzhicao, you old man just say that you believe in this dirty-mouthed MLM leader!
Jiang Yan said: "A merit is a donation? Don't hide it from the elders. If you don't know it, you can be regarded as a domineering party in the interior. Money is a trivial matter."
Immortal Penglai: "Money is useless to my Shenzhi Palace, donate your most important things."
Although I knew that there was such a link, it was still not enough to hear the Penglai immortal say it with my own ears, and my mental preparation was in vain.Song Cai immediately apologized to him, and pulled Jiang Yan out.
"Can't we not ask him to help?" Song Cai said, "Your heart, liver, spleen and lungs are indispensable, really stop making trouble."
Jiang Yan stopped in his tracks: "It's not making trouble. Listen to me, I'm doing this for myself, not for you."
Song Cai: "Wake up! Giving up the demon pill is for yourself? I suspect that you have mental problems. I will take you to see a doctor. Let's go back to Daze Palace and ask Qian Zhongxin to check it up for you." one time."
"Okay, I've made up my mind." Jiang Yan turned and entered the hall.
Song Cai stayed for a long time, unable to figure out what happened to Jiang Yan.
Is it because of his irregular "death"?Jiang Yan is a man of loyalty. If he can't bear to see his friends suffer from "diseases" and wants to use his own demon pills as medicine, it really makes sense.But he didn't get sick. Could it be that Jiang Yan thought that he could get better by fusing his soul with the demon pill?
Song Cai rushed into the hall to explain clearly to him, but he used a small spell to seal Song Cai's mouth. Song Caigan could not speak with her mouth open, and her handicap value immediately increased by [-] points.Fan Tian hugged his belly and laughed, then moved the mat to his side, taking the opportunity to tell him about the connection between human will and the body, and how to get rid of this connection to achieve true detachment and freedom.
Jiang Yan is already discussing with the Penglai Immortal about donating merits. On the surface, the Penglai Immortal is a very stable and mature person, but he is not humble at all when he takes care of big things, and talks about trivial things without blinking his eyes.
"No one in the world can take on this job except Pindao," he said, "but Pindao has suffered a lot. In order to save a person's life, he fused his soul and cultivation into one, and he escaped to occupy It took the bodies of other people and killed many innocent people."
When I said this, I didn't specifically hint at it, but someone who was chattering suddenly stopped and listened quietly with his ears up.Song Cai knew it was him.
"I want to do the same thing now. I don't know why?" Penglai Immortal said, "If there is no reasonable reason, it is not good, otherwise the basket will be exposed in the future, and the poor will have to bear the responsibility."
Song Cai also strained his ears, but Jiang Yan refused to tell him, so he used a little spell, which blocked the sound from his ears.Song Cai stared blankly with anger, seeing Jiang Yan's mouth moved, and what seemed to be the word "good".
Be good, be good, be good!This kind of person is simply crazy!Song Cai was troubled, but there was an advantage in this way. If Mr. Hua Tong continued to brainwash him, he could say "sorry I can't hear you" confidently.
Jiang Yan explained to the Penglai Immortal for a long time, both of them's lips were moving, but Song Cai's lip language was zero-level, and anything longer than two words was considered a long sentence, so they couldn't understand it.The chatterbox next to Piansheng had a very rich facial expression, his eyes widened for a while, his brows frowned for a while, and when he was excited, he even crushed the mushroom cap on his head.Song Cai wanted to beat him up.
After explaining the reason, the Penglai Immortal agreed to Jiang Yan, but he was asked to donate his most precious thing, and this condition remained the same.Jiang Yan released Song Cai's restraint, and said to him, "Don't be angry, this matter will be made clear in the future."
Song Cai thought in her heart that I am not angry, I drink water, I drink a lot of water to support myself, and wait for my soul to fly back to my hometown to see how you catch it.
Then, with a "crack", tea-green ice cubes fell out of the cup he raised and shattered into pieces.
"Drink less water from now on, or you will easily lose control when you are drowsy." The Penglai Immortal kindly reminded.
Song Cai put down the teacup: "Is it finalized? I haven't agreed yet."
"It's okay to disagree," Jiang Yan said, "I know what the symbol on your forehead represents."
Song Cai: "What does it mean? It means that I need to sleep well, probably for two or three days, but it looks like..."
"Looks like he's dead?" Jiang Yan cast a sidelong glance at him, and interrupted coldly, "Stop rambling, otherwise how would you know."
Song Cai was blocked by a word, and grabbed a candlestick next to her, pulled out half of the white candle on it, and stabbed her own neck with the sharp awl.He thought to himself, I must die now, and go back immediately in seconds!
But when the sharp cone touched his skin, it suddenly lost its hardness, and turned into a shenzhi grass. After the small yellow top cover was squeezed, it bounced back tremblingly, making a slight "boom" Voice.
Mr. Noisy was still laughing wildly at Song Cai, his thighs were slapping loudly, Song Cai became more anxious after being provoked by him, threw the shenzhi grass, and said loudly: "You can't go on your own way like this!"
"Sorry." Jiang Yan said.
A small cluster of black fire flew out from his fingertips, and flew around Song Cai twice.I don't know what happened, but I just felt the heat on the back of my head, and Song Cai began to feel dizzy and weak in all limbs. After struggling in vain for a few seconds, she fell on her back.
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