world's most stupid

The pedophile Feng Wang's face was a little dark during this time, and his eyes were a little red.

The entourage, including the high priest, was trying hard to eliminate their sense of existence, and they didn't even dare to speak loudly.

It's not a good thing every time Feng Wang's eyes turn red, I just hope that he can restrain himself a little while the situation is not serious.

King Feng once again recruited the high priest into Luanjia, and opened his mouth to ask: "What are the necessary conditions for using the method of drawing a thread into a dream?"

The high priest was heartbroken. He had clearly told Feng Wang last time that he did not know as much as Feng Wang about ties, but Feng Wang would ask him this today. It must not be because of his bad memory. If he does not give some other answers, I'm afraid that he has accomplished his job as a high priest.

"Reporting to the king, distance will have an effect."

"Then how did the king fall into that child's dream last time?"

child?The high priest didn't dare to think too much, and thought for a while before answering: "Dreams are also related to whether the spirit is strong or not. The king's spirit is strong, but if the future princess is just a child, then her cultivation may not be high, and her cultivation is not high." Gao, then the divine consciousness must not be very strong. So, even if there is a thread, she can't bear too much the king's divine soul directly entering her dream."

"That is to say, it will take me a while before I can enter his dream again?"

The high priest gritted his teeth and said, "Yes."

Feng Wang seemed to have received some kind of psychological comfort. He leaned back slightly on the thick and soft cushion and asked lazily, "Then is there any news on Earth?"

"A commission has been sent to Feixue Tingtao Building."

"Urge them, no matter the cost."

"Yes." The high priest paused, and asked cautiously: "Your Majesty, although there is no way to find the earth immediately, that thread can point out a vague direction no matter how far away it is. As long as we continue to search in that direction, The blur becomes clear until you can determine the person's true whereabouts."

Why doesn't Feng Wang know this truth, but after entering a dream once and personally experiencing the "healing effect" once, how could he not look forward to the second and third times?Feng Wang even wished he could meet that cub in his dreams all the time.

"Are my eyeballs red?" Feng Wang asked suddenly.

The high priest thumped in his heart, and replied: "Yes, but only a little bit."

"Understood. Back off. I will fall into a deep sleep later, if the direction changes, I will wake up and let you know." Feng Wang pressed his forehead.

The high priest exited silently.

Feng Wang clenched his right hand on his leg into a fist.What about the one who lifts the curse?How could he, Feng Ye, be controlled by others?And the other party is just a little doll.It's just pain, he could endure it before, and he can now and in the future!

At this end, the members of the leg-holding team have come out of the underground cave.

He Chun said that it was time for them to fulfill their promise.

"What promise?" Fatty, immersed in the joy of completing the task, had already forgotten what He Chun said last night.

He Chun pointed to the large group of small spiders lined up behind them.

Xiaopang was terrified, and jumped aside.

"How do we take them back?" Jia Qianjin tried to calm down and asked softly.

He Chun didn't feel at all that he was cheating his friends and said: "They think the sand is hot, so they don't want to go away by themselves."

"So?" Jia Qianjin felt bad.

He Chunhan said with a smile: "They will climb on us and use our bodies as vehicles. Don't worry, they agreed, and they will never get into our brains or bodies just because they are afraid of the sun."

The team members were stunned!

At this moment, anyone looking at He Stupid is like looking at an enemy.

"Are you really stupid?" Kong Ge couldn't help asking.

Xiaopang even screamed: "He is stupid! I will kill you! How dare you agree to such a condition!"

At this time, Jia Qianjin was no longer on He Stupid's side, his little face turned pale.One or two spiders is fine, he can endure it, but a group?

As long as she thought of a group of spiders crawling all over her body, it was really hard for Jia Qianjin to suppress the desire to scream.

Zhuang Yongnian, who had endured a great kindness, ignored his own hairs standing up in rows, and said bitterly: "Maybe we can ask them to get into the bedding? Or make a bag to carry them?"

Others also feel that if so, they can barely accept it.

"Then I'll discuss it with them." He Chun went to talk to the spiders.After a while, when I came back, I shook my head first, and then said: "They said that no matter the bags or bedding, they are too hot, stuffy and crowded, and they don't want to."

The members of the leg-holding team are about to kneel.

Little did they know that they would encounter such a huge torture in the last few days when the task was about to be completed.

This is the final and biggest test, right?

He Chun asked apologetically: "Aren't you willing? But the spiders said, whether we want to or not, they will climb on us. If we are willing, they will keep their promise. If not, uh, you understand .”

No one wants to be spidered into their brains!Although I don't know what species these spiders are and what abilities they have, but Chang Rongxin and others can still move and talk after being dead for so long, which is obviously related to these spiders staying in their brains.

"Think about the benefits. If we take them with us, do you think if some seniors want to rob us, would they dare to do it when they see us covered in spiders?" He Chun said.

Everyone imagined for a while that if they saw a person covered in spiders coming, their first reaction would probably not be to kill him, but to run away.

"Also, they promised to protect us, including guarding us at night. In this way, we don't have to be afraid of being crawled into the quilt by other poisonous insects while sleeping."

Under the temptation of various benefits, in the end, the members of the leg-holding team paled and agreed to be a temporary scooter, and it was okay not to agree, unless they could kill so many spiders in one go!

He Chun turned around and waved at the spiders.

The spiders all ran over happily.

"I want this guy! He has a lot of juice at first glance, and you can watch if you can't eat it." A spider quickly climbed up Xiaopang's back.

Xiaopang screamed again, but no one cared about him at this time.

"This man is the tallest, and he should be able to bring all my sons and grandchildren with him. Boys, come with me." A larger spider crawled towards the hole with a group of very small spiders that were just born. pigeon.

Most of the spiders who chose Zhuang Yongnian were relatively silent, and they liked quiet coachmen.

Jia Qianjin froze when the spider swarm ran towards them. He thought he had a golden-threaded python on his body, and these spiders would not choose him, but there were no fewer spiders crawling on his body than the other three. .

Only He Chun could clearly hear the cheers of the spiders as they passed by Jia Qianjin.

"There are pythons! Can I eat them?"

"This snake is not in the promise?"

"No, it is also in the promise. You promised me that as long as it is a member of our team, it will not hurt, and that golden-threaded python is also our partner." He Chun interjected.

"Okay, okay. It's really annoying, now there is less and less food during the Qi training period."

The spiders complained, picky, and cheered and chose their own rickshaws.

He Chun always felt that these spiders were not like ordinary spiders, they seemed to be intelligent?

Amon asked him with his eyes: Did you do it on purpose?

He Chun blinked: Master, what are you talking about?Ask for voice transmission.

Amon: Look, this is really bad.Even if his poor friends saw him cheating them with their own eyes, they would not think that they were cheated.

"Wait! He Stupid, why don't you and Amon have a single spider?" Xiaopang yelled unconvinced.

The others looked at He Chun and Amon together, and sure enough, not to mention spiders, they didn't even have a spider's leg hair.

He Chun spread out his hands, "I don't know why, this is the free choice of the spiders."

He Chun is really strange, his master has the nickname of Unholy God, it's normal for those spiders not to dare to touch him, but he thought he would gather the most spiders, but he didn't expect that not one of them crawled on him in the end.

At this moment, the spiders were collectively silent, and no one explained the situation to He Chun.

He Chun asked specifically, but they didn't answer.

But Xiaopang decided that He Tumbled must have discussed with the spiders to have such a result, and he has always had a bad look at him for the rest of the journey.

He Chun didn't worry about Xiaopang's face either, he was just a little kid, and he was fussy with him.

Amon followed at the end, looking at the bad boy who was giggling from time to time, and then seeing the child's partners who were so depressed that they couldn't complain about the child, and suddenly felt a little itchy.

That stubble head seems to be really addictive.

And soon, everyone felt the benefits of being a spider scooter.

At noon on their first day back, they encountered a pack of hungry desert wolves.

But when those desert wolves were howling and rushing towards them with red eyes, they suddenly stopped in front of them!

A few of the wolves ran too fast and couldn't stop their momentum for a while, and rolled a few times directly under the action of inertia.

But even so, the group of desert wolves got up and ran back with a howl, their panic-stricken appearance was just like that of bereaved dogs.

The members of the leg-holding team who were already ready to face the enemy, their calves were a little cramped due to nervousness: "..."

When the pack of desert wolves were all gone, Zhuang Yongnian retracted his posture and muttered, "I said why didn't I feel bad, so it was just a false alarm."

Amon didn't move from the beginning to the end. With these spiders, there was no need for him to make a move.

This idler was extremely bored, so he took out a small handful of silk given to him by the child from his bosom, and polluted it one by one.

Jia Qianjin glanced over the spider clusters on his companions in an extremely complicated way, but he didn't dare to look at himself, "Is it because of them?"

Kong Ge and Xiaopang heaved a sigh of relief, it would be best not to face the wolves.Thinking about it this way, the spiders on his body didn't seem so unbearable anymore.

He Chun heard the complaints of the spiders.

"Why run? Seeing so much food, at least try harder."

"It's a pity. I saw one of them was very fat and tender. The flesh and blood of the humans in front were all polluted. After following them around, they only ate two wolves."

"There's so little food here, when can we go back to our hometown?"

"Don't dream, our ancestors have long said that this is a small secret realm. When this place was divided, it was doomed that we would never be able to go back to our hometown."

"You can go out with He Clumsy."

Damn!These spiders even called him He Chuchu, at least they called him Dawang!

He Stupid didn't know that he muttered it, and immediately heard the shouts of "Da Wang Da Wang".

He Stupid: "..." There is no sense of accomplishment at all.

"Your Majesty, will you take us back to our hometown?"

did not hear.

"My lord, my lord, take us back to our hometown!"

"That's right. I heard that there is a lot of food there, and the spiders are also big. I heard from our ancestors that some people can become spider-men at birth. We don't know how many years of cultivation we need to do this."

Spider-Man?He Chun's heart skipped a beat, is there really such a spider-man world?

"Do you know where your hometown is?" He Chun approached Jia Qianjin, and couldn't help but ask the spider on his body in a low voice.

Jia Qianjin turned to look at him.

The spiders said in unison: "I don't know."

He Chun twitched, "Does your ancestors know?"

Spiders: "I don't know."

He Chun was speechless: "Then you are still yelling to go back to your hometown? You don't even know how to get back?"

Spiders: "Your Majesty knows."

He Chun: Do you want to go back to Earth with me?It's a pity that I only know that there is Spider-Man on Earth, but I don't know that there is Spider-Man.etc!Could it be that the real purpose of that movie was to cover up the existence of the real Spider-Man?

He Chun's brain hole is getting bigger and bigger. He has already thought from whether the author of the Spider-Man comics is a spider-man, to whether there are a group of spider-men on the earth, and there may be a spider-man in his parents' ancestors, and the reason why his belly button can Silk spinning is because of atavism?

What's more, this body after he came to another world may also have the blood of Spider-Man in his ancestors, and with the rich aura in the cultivation world, his atavism will be even more powerful?

"Stupid?" Jia Qianjin looked at the child with worried eyes.

He Chun wanted to pat him to tell him not to worry, he would not go with a group of spiders, but Qian Jin really had nothing to do with her, so she could only comfort him with words: "Don't worry, I know how to measure."

Amon suddenly said at this moment: "We have to speed up and leave here before the time limit."

Everyone heard the words and hurried on their way again without even taking a break.

He Chun felt inexplicably that everyone seemed a little afraid of Amon?

The power of the spiders was not limited to the wolves. A day and a half later, when they saw the oasis, they also saw a group of old students who had been waiting for a long time.

The team members stopped and watched from a distance.

"Damn it! They sent people to block the road like that?" Fatty was annoyed.

"Do you want to kill him like this?" Kong Ge asked eagerly.

"Let's make a detour." Zhuang Yongnian suggested solemnly.

Jia Qianjin shook her head, "I'm afraid there are old guards on other roads. The terrain here is flat, and you can see the distance at a glance. There is not even a place to hide around. No matter how we detour, as long as we want to go back to the oasis, we will be blocked." found."

He Chun looked at the densely packed spiders on everyone's body, and smiled strangely, "Since we have to go over no matter what, I have a way, let's do this..."

He Chun and his friends got together and said such and such, and all the friends laughed strangely together.

After half an hour.

The old students who had heard the news of the road piles and rushed over looked at the team that finally came over. The old students who looked like the leader sneered and said: "Finally here, I thought they planned to wait until the end of the month mission."

"It's coming soon, there is only one day left, and in half a day, those who can't come back won't be able to come back." Another very thin old student said indifferently.

"I thought they would take a detour." An old student with slightly protruding eyes said.

"Hmph, they're smart, we need to pay tolls at most, which team on the other road is not a pickpocket?" said a fat old student.

The team got closer and closer, so close that the veteran team could clearly see their appearance.

"It's a new student, and there are a few dolls inside." Su Yanzhu said in surprise.

"Not bad, the new student can still live until now."

"Wait! Look carefully! The expressions and walking postures of those freshmen are not right!" The thin old man with good eyesight was the first to notice the abnormality.

Everyone in the team stared at the past, and after a while, the expressions of many people changed drastically.

"Brother Wu, something is really wrong, they don't look like living people." The fat old man was full of anxiety.

"Yes, yes, how could a living person look like that and still walk like that?"

The thin old man observed for a while, and suddenly shouted: "Back! Get back quickly!"

"What's the matter? What did you see?" the leader Brother Wu hurriedly asked.

"Spiders! They are full of spiders! Everyone hurry up and retreat!" The thin old man ran back to the circuit without waiting for Brother Wu's order.

"Spider?" Brother Wu was puzzled.

"Damn it! I saw it too! It's densely packed! Hello mother! Everyone, run away!" The fat old student was the second one to run.

At this time, Brother Wu also saw clearly the expressions of those new students and the countless spiders on their bodies.

"Gudong." Brother Wu swallowed, and waved without hesitation: "Get out! Avoid them!"

This blocking team ran into the oasis in a blink of an eye.

He Chun poked his head out from behind the four coachmen, "Ha, it worked."

Xiaopang laughed in front, "They were actually scared away! Stupid, your method is really useful."

"Keep going, be careful with long-distance attacks."

"understood."

The six people changed their formation slightly, forming a rhombus-like formation. Kong Ge, covered in spiders, walked in the front, dragging a sword backwards in his hand.

The faces of the six people were covered with dust, and they walked crookedly, with one foot deep and the other shallow.

At the beginning, Jia Qianjin and the others had to laugh every two steps, but now they are very involved in the drama, even the expressions are adjusted in place, and they try their best to let their eyes escape, pretending to be stupid fish eyes.

Amon walked at the end, and his walking posture was normal, but anyone who looked at him would think that he was the most like a dead body.

Because this is the most similar, He Chun always secretly turns to look at him.

He didn't forget that Amon didn't seem to have a heartbeat.

Could Amon be the real living dead?He Chun suddenly felt very uncomfortable when he thought of this, and he found that he didn't want to think in this direction at all.

How could Amon be a dead person?He can run, fight, talk, beat him, and eat and drink with them, and he doesn't smell like a dead body. Maybe he just has a very slow heartbeat. Isn't it said that athletes have very few heartbeats per minute? Maybe In the world of comprehension, their heartbeat will become slower and slower after their cultivation reaches a certain level, because the blood supply of one heartbeat is enough for their bodies to run for a long time.

Yes, it must be so.

The spiders at this time.

"What are these human cubs doing?"

"They... seem to be pretending to be the team of tainted people?"

"Why would they do that?"

"Brothers, we can't figure out the behavior of human beings, so let's not guess. Look at that man called Dawang who hangs around with humans, and even forgot where his hometown is."

"Yes, this is the key point. You have to give the king some medicine. He doesn't seem to know what kind he is."

He Chun, who heard everything: ... so to the spiders, King is just a name?And I won't take the medicine fed by spiders even if I kill him!He did a good job as a human, and he didn't want to become a spider at all, not even a spider-man.

Not every veteran team is terrified of this pair of freshmen who appear to be the living dead.

After Brother Wu's team withdrew, another team stopped the leg-holding team.

The opponent directly sacrificed their bows and arrows, and three archers lined up in front of them. The bows and arrows were all drawn into the shape of a full moon, and they could release arrows at any time.

"Stop! I'll say it again, if we don't stop, we will shoot!"

Kong Ge subconsciously clenched the hilt of his sword.

Fatty shouted softly from behind: "What should I do? Do you want to stop?"

"Stop. See what they want." Jia Qianjin issued an order, and asked He Chun at the same time: "Can you get the spiders to help us in this situation?"

He Chun: "Let me ask."

The question was so serious that the spiders were very excited and shouted: "My lord, take us there! Humans are juicy and delicious."

He Chun really didn't want to admit that he knew a group of spiders who like to eat people. He expressed this very euphemistically, saying that the little bugs are so delicious, why should they eat people?

But the spiders justified this, "We only hunt and kill prey when we are hungry, threatened, and give birth to offspring, but what about humans? They kill as much as they want, and they don't eat after killing. Is there a super waste?"

"That's right, don't worry, my lord, you'll like it after eating it once, and we'll give you the fattest one later!"

"No! Wait, let's listen to the other party's request first." He Chun's three views were distorted again, and he found that he couldn't refute the group of spiders.Yes, he was just hungry and hunting, so why should he interfere with his nature?

Jia Qianjin tilted her head and asked him, "What's wrong?"

He Chun said helplessly: "They are hungry and want to hunt."

"The prey targets are those old students on the opposite side?"

"Correct."

"Great! Hurry up!" It was Xiaopang who called out.

There were happy expressions on the faces of the others.

Kong Ge even said: "Let's not move for now, wait until the spiders are full."

At this moment, three arrows shot over.No one was shot, it seemed to be just a warning.

Then came the other party's request: "Listen, people in that team, if you want to survive and go back, take off all your clothes and pants! Leave everything behind! I will give you twenty counts of time." , if you still do not respond, we will kill one of you! One, two..."

He Chun locked his sense of morality into the black box in an instant, and waved: "Go, go, don't kill too many, harassment is the best."

Your Majesty ordered it!It's time to eat!A third of the spiders happily climbed down from the team members, and moved forward very fast in a rustling manner.

They are small in size and light in color, so they are not conspicuous at all in the yellow sand everywhere.

The old students on the opposite side didn't realize that so many spiders were marching towards them.

He didn't finish counting twenty, and when he counted to nineteen, the man suddenly pulled out his ears vigorously, and began to shake his head vigorously.

Then someone yelled in fear: "Spiders! So many spiders! Kill them! Quick!"

These old students are relatively well-off, and they can actually afford the sky-high price of paper charms in Zhaoxin Pavilion-this is a sky-high price item that even the strong financial resources of the Leg-Holding Squad cannot afford. Of course, it is also possible that one of their teams can A genius talisman cultivator who can draw a first-grade talisman before the Qi training period.

But regardless of whether there was this genius talisman or not, after they used two first-grade fire talismans and still failed to burn the spiders to death, and instead attracted more spiders, the team scared away.If you don’t run anymore, are you waiting for the spiders to crawl all over your body, and then let your companions burn you with flames?

The most frightening thing is that these spiders not only can't be pressed to death, but they can also burrow into the seven orifices of people.

Two bodies were left at the scene.

The spiders were not greedy at all and did not kill indiscriminately. According to their appetite, they sucked up one of the corpses together, and left the other, stronger one for He Dumbledore.