world's most stupid

When several people fell, they all landed on the soft sand.

Including He Chun, they all crawled out of the sand.

Amon held the lighting beads in his hand and stood at the entrance of the passage, waiting for everyone to crawl out of the sand.

The group of little spiders went in the opposite direction to Amon, and they all hid in the darkness.

"Let's go, there is a pool of water below, and it's safe, so you can have a good night's rest," Amon said.

The point is to avoid the surveillance eyes from above. What He Zhuzhu wants to say to his teammates later is not suitable for others to hear.

The passage below seemed to extend in all directions, and Amon led them around all the way down to the edge of the deep underground pool.

"Ah, there is such a big water pool under the desert. Is this water drinkable?" Jia Qianjin, as the team's logistics, was most concerned about these issues.

"Yes." It was Amon who answered, and he added another sentence: "This is running water. If you want to wash up, you can wash it in the small pool downstream."

Fatty cheered, and took Jia Qianjin to fetch water.

Kong Ge sat down on the rocks on the shore, finally able to rest.

He Chun consciously fell to the end, and the group of spiders followed behind him.

Guys, this is a good place to use as a second lair.Who is moving here?

Broken, auditory hallucinations came again.

The spiders started talking, discussing whether there is much food here, whether it is difficult to catch, whether there is an underground passage to communicate with the oasis, etc., and they actually discussed the matter of clan division.

He Chun knocked his head and patted his ears, why could he understand the communication between spiders?

Didn't it mean that the communication between spiders is by vibrating the spider web?Does he have spider webs on him?

oh!sky!There is really a spider web on his body, isn't the little jade-colored spider on the abutment lying on a web?

But can this kind of network be shared?

Maybe it can be shared, maybe the spider web in the comprehension world is like the modern computer network on the earth, which has developed from wired to wireless, as long as they are close enough and have a receiver to receive the signal.

He Chun hehehe, smiling like a snake, but no one paid attention to him when he walked behind.

The auditory hallucinations in his mind became more and more complicated, He Chun couldn't help rubbing his temples, just wanting to temporarily block the network between him and the spider.

Interesting to say, when he thought about it, his mind suddenly became quiet.

"...rewiring spider webs." Curiosity kills cats, and it can make people do stupid things.

"Huh? Connecting to the spider web?" Amon, who was going to hug his bones to make a fire, happened to pass by him.

"Hush, Amon, let me tell you a secret. I just discovered that I seem to understand what spiders say." He Chun leaned close to Amon and whispered in his ear.

"Oh, wizard." Amon stepped on the rocks and jumped up to the cave above with a blank expression.

He Chun: Are you sure that his newly developed supernatural powers are not special at all?

Zhuang Yongnian, who first went to the small pond downstream to clean himself, saw He Chun coming, and wanted to tell him about the inkstone, but he looked at the friends not far away, and he held back.It's not that he doesn't trust his friends, but that he doesn't want to make trouble for Stupid, and he doesn't want to test his friends.It's better to wait for everyone to go to bed at night, and then he will explain to Chuchu alone.

And He Chun verified that he could really accept and control the spider's internal network switch freely, so he cut off the spider's network signal again.

He didn't know where the jade-colored spider came from, maybe it had something to do with Master Amon—although the other party said that it had nothing to do with him, maybe it had something to do with his current body—considering that his belly button could spin silk in his previous life, it seems You can't just rely on your current body.All in all, he believes that any creature has a purpose in everything it does. Even if the purpose is not clear now, as long as you wait patiently, you will know the truth sooner or later.

Thinking about it this way, He Chun quickly put aside his new special function, and gathered among his friends to laugh and laugh.

Everyone is very curious about each other's experience, even if they are very tired at this time, they are reluctant to go to bed immediately.

Amon carried a large pile of bones and lit two fires.

Everyone sat around one of them, and took out dry food to enjoy by the way.

"Stupid, how did you find this place? Have you found the Eye of the Desert?" Barabara kept asking after Xiaopang recovered a little energy.

"I was going to tell you." He Chun made a mysterious smile on purpose.

"How is your recovery?" Jia Qianjin sat beside He Chun and asked, checking his wound while asking.

"It's recovered very well." He Chun let him open his neckline to check, blurring time and causality on his mouth, and said relaxedly: "I'm lucky. Although I was unlucky to be dragged in by a big scorpion in the desert before." The old nest is here, but after going through many dangers, I got a little adventure."

As soon as the word Qiyu came out, it aroused the interest of all the team members.

Xiaopang was the first to urge him: "What adventure, tell me quickly!"

Jia Qianjin saw that there was not even a single scar left on his wound, and his eyes shrank slightly, but he didn't say anything. He even smiled and arranged He Zhuzhu's clothes carefully, and patted his wound lightly. position, said: "That's right, there is no need to take any more medicine."

Others thought that He Stupid's recovery was due to a chance encounter, and no one was surprised when they heard this.

Seeing that the eyes of his friends were all focused on his face, He Chun smiled triumphantly, and began to talk about his underground adventures.

After listening to it, Amon confirmed that this was a story.

The story He Zhuzhu told was stinky and long, and it can be summed up in two sentences: In the underground scorpion's lair, he encountered a once-in-a-century scorpion fight, a big scorpion wanted to compete for the position of the scorpion king, and brought his younger brother to Challenge the current Scorpion King, and in the end both sides will lose.Just at this moment, Amon came and cleaned up all the seriously injured scorpions, and then all the collections of the scorpions for many years belonged to them.

"What is a collection?" Kong Ge suddenly raised his head, his heart was beating faster and faster, and his voice was a little out of tune.

Everyone knew what he was looking forward to, and so did the others, all looking at He Dumbledore eagerly.

Without further ado, He Chun took out the storage bag, and poured out enough Desert Eyes from it to fill a coffin.

Friends: "...!"

Everyone was too surprised to speak.

Xiaopang covered his forehead, imitating his mother, and with a groan, fell into Zhuang Yongnian's arms next to him, and said, "No, I'm dizzy, I'm dazzled, I must be dreaming. Killed it, right?"

"Slap!" Even Zhuang Zhuang had a good temper, so he couldn't help but slap him on the forehead, "It's nonsense."

"Yes! We are not dead, we are still alive, and we met He Zhuzhu." Xiaopang seemed to be awakened by the slap, and when he woke up, he rushed towards the pile of desert eyes with bright eyes, "A lot! A lot Eyes of the Desert!"

"Crack!" There was another louder sound of skin and flesh hitting.

Everyone was startled, and in a blink of an eye, they saw that Kong Ge slapped himself hard on the face.

"Brother Kong?"

Kong Ge covered his eyes and cried.

Xiaopang originally wanted to laugh at him, but he didn't say anything, and his eye circles were also red.

Zhuang Yongnian, Jia Qianjin and He Chun looked at each other, feeling a little complicated.

Zhuang Yongnian patted Kong Ge on the back and said nothing.

He Chun also went over to pat Kong Ge on the back.

Jia Qianjin felt that since everyone had made a statement, he should also express it, so he went over and patted Kong Ge.

Xiaopang saw that everyone had done it, so naturally he couldn't do without him, so he quickly got up and went over to slap Kong Ge twice.

Amon: Shall I take a picture too?But that kid wasn't a lucky face in the first place, if he was photographed, would he be unlucky for a whole year?

But when he saw that everyone was looking at him, Amon still stood up.This is what you asked me to shoot, just don't regret it.

Just when Amon walked over and raised his hand to slap Kong Ge on the back, Kong Ge raised his head, wiped his tears, and said with black lines all over his face: "Enough of you! Are you out to get revenge? I'm going to be slapped hard by you. Xiaopang, don't think I don't know that you use the most force!"

Everyone laughed together.

Xiaopang let out a scream, and hurriedly hid behind Zhuang Yongnian.

Zhuang Yongnian grabbed Xiaopang with his backhand and pushed it to Kong Ge: "Beat me casually."

Kong Ge was not polite either, and slapped Xiaopang's butt a few times.

Fatty was beaten until he screamed.

He Chun secretly shifted his position, and the strength of his shot just now was not light.

Kong Ge's dark eyes moved over, and He Chun hurriedly cupped his hands: "Brother Kong, I know you have a lot of adults, didn't I just want to pat you on the back and let you go Shunqi."

"Fart!" Kong Ge swears.

But with him like this, the friends think that Brother Kong Ge is much more pleasing to the eye than before, and he fits in better with everyone's aura?

As if some pimple disappeared, the atmosphere of the leg-holding team members was obviously more harmonious and relaxed than before.

Amon silently withdrew his hand, walked back to his original position and sat down.

Jia Qianjin asked casually: "Is that a storage bag for you? Is it really for you?" Someone must ask all the "should" questions, so as not to bury unnecessary guesses and jealousy.And what a team is most afraid of is this kind of speculation and jealousy.

"No, I wove it." He Chun didn't want to hide this.Of course, he dared to say it because he and Amon had already discussed what to say and what not to say.

All the friends showed two very obvious words on their faces: cheating.

He Chunle: "The following is the second half of the adventure I want to talk about. Have you seen these burned bones? When I was dragged down by the scorpion, I was also thrown into that cave, where I met a spirit and quickly dispersed. Exhaustive talisman repair."

"Ah!" The little friends screamed in unison.

Xiaopang was so envious and jealous, "Did you get the inheritance of that talisman later? He also gave you all his relics?"

"It's almost the same, except that I don't have a teacher." He Chun chuckled, "She made me swear that I must help her complete one thing, and the price is to teach me how to learn talismans. I can't tell you the details, but I swore an oath. "

Zhuang Yongnian and Jia Qianjin both looked at the child with gratified eyes.

What Jia Qianjin thinks is: stupid children are blessed with stupidity.

On the other hand, Zhuang Yongnian felt that the uneasy feeling of taking advantage of a good friend was a little better, thinking that indeed good people will be rewarded with good things, and luckily stupid people also have his destiny.

Kong Ge's mood fluctuated a lot. Originally, he would keep his mouth shut when he encountered this situation, so as not to reveal his envy and jealousy, but now he feels that he can express his true feelings: "Well, you stupid , why do you think you are so lucky? We encountered so many dangers in the desert and only found six first-grade desert eyes. During this period, the daughter's golden thread python fell asleep because it was in the moulting period. In the end, we were almost killed by Chang Rong. Xin and others killed and ate meat. And you... no, I still have to slap you twice, or I won't be fair!"

No wonder he didn't see the big boa constrictor, He Chun stretched out his foot, "Hit it lightly. But after you hit it, you won't get any benefits, hehe!"

Kong Ge's palm stopped in the air, unable to continue hitting, and finally couldn't help laughing and scolding: "You little villain! What good can you share with us?"

"Yes, yes, besides the eye of the desert, what other good things are there?" Fatty looked like he wanted to come up and snatch the storage bag and pour out all the contents.

He Chun retracted his feet, stopped his back, and said proudly: "I am a talisman cultivator. As long as I have the materials, I can refine the same storage bag in the future."

"Amulet cultivation? Refining? Just because you get zero grades in every assessment of Talisman Formation? You can probably weave a bag, Zhiniang Xiaochun!" Xiaopang gritted his teeth.

He Chun snorted coldly: "Pang Jin, you have successfully offended me, want a storage bag? Just wait!"

Xiaopang changed his face in seconds, raised his injured arm and cried to He Chun: "Don't be stupid, I was wrong, I want a storage bag too, you are not Weaver, you are the greatest and most powerful talisman in the world in the future Tool Master!"

"It's no use flattering."

During the frolicking, He Chun expressed that all Desert Eyes should be shared equally, but it is best not to hand them all over to the academy.

If you think about it for a while, you will understand why.

Seeing that everyone understood, He Chun counted the eyes of the desert in front of everyone.

Jia Qianjin waited for He Chun to finish counting, and took out 34 second-grade ones from the pile of desert eyes, and then took out the six first-grade ones they had harvested before, and said, "I think it is enough to hand these over to the academy."

Zhuang Yongnian calculated, and said: "Even if it's Brother Kong and Stupid, with so many Desert Eyes, the average score can reach more than eight points, which is enough. No matter how many there are, it will only hit the eyes."

"Let's add two more, just in case." Kong Ge couldn't help but said.

So Jia Qianjin added two more, and said at the same time: "We have to think of a good reason, so that no one will ask."

"Let's just say they got it here. Even if they have doubts about the quantity, can they really search us?" He Chun knew that their every move was being monitored, and the second-rank Desert Eye who suddenly appeared thought with his knees. Also know that it can only be obtained from here.

"Then settle it like this. In addition, I have a proposal. Although Duzhu said that he would divide the Eye of the Desert equally, he and Amon also risked their lives and deaths. Although Duzhu had an adventure, it was his luck. , Let alone these desert eyes, maybe we will never see him and Amon again." Jia Qianjin said slowly.

Zhuang Yongnian understood what he meant when he opened his mouth, and it happened that he didn't want to take advantage of Stupid anymore, and if Jia Qianjin didn't mention it, he would return his share to Stupid afterwards.

But it is undoubtedly more appropriate for Qianjin to do so, and it is also more beneficial to Clumsy.Zhuang Yongnian couldn't help admiring his daughter, she was able to manage things because of her brains and heart.And he is obviously not suitable to be the boss.Many times, he can't save face, and he doesn't want to offend others.

Kong Ge compared his heart with his heart. If he had had such an adventure, he would never have brought out so many Desert Eyes at one time, at most he would have taken out enough to make a difference, which is stupid.Kong Ge actually secretly suspected that not all the desert eyes that He Chuzhu took out were not all, but after thinking about it, why did he have to take out so many if he wanted to hide the real number?

So although he felt distressed, he still nodded and said, "I agree."

Xiaopang's heart is bleeding, but his real contribution is not much, no matter whether it is civil or military, he is suspected of dragging the team back, that is to say, this team does not dislike it. If he changes to another team, he may not even be eligible to share the spoils.So what can he say?I can only say with a heartache: "I also agree."

But He Chun shook his head at this moment, "It was already agreed when the team was formed that the split should be equal. If I make an exception at this time, will everyone have to make an exception when they encounter similar situations in the future? I have a talisman repair adventure and it is enough .”

Before Jia Qianjin could speak, Xiaopang jumped up and said, "Stupid! Enough loyalty! Just for your loyalty, I, Jin Qilin, will treat you as a brother for the rest of my life!"

He Chun: "You just need to remember to share with me the benefits."

Fatty promised: "Definitely!"

A smile spread across Kong Ge's face. He really liked this team, especially He Dumbledore.There must be no such fools in other teams, and there are probably not many in the whole world.

Are Zhuang Yongnian and Jia Qianjin unhappy?Who wouldn't be happy with such a huge windfall?They see that Duzhu really wants to share equally, and while they are happy, they are also secretly making a decision, and they will definitely treat him better in the future.

After the loot was divided, all the desert eyes were handed over to He Chun for safekeeping, and everyone even made an appointment for the future storage bag in a joking tone-the friends didn't believe that the storage bag was woven stupidly, they thought it was In all likelihood, it was one of the relics given to him by Fu Xiu.

This is also the reason why Amon didn't forbid He Chun to name the refiner of the storage bag, because if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, anyone with a clear mind and a little understanding of the refiner would not believe a person with even basic runes. Seven-and-a-half-year-olds who can't draw well can "weave" a storage bag in less than a month.

"What's the matter with these spiders? We're asleep, won't they really get into our heads?" Fatty was frightened by the miserable appearance of Chang Rongxin and others, looking at the densely packed group of little spiders Always worry.

"Another point, why do they keep following us? Could it be that they regard us as prey?" Kong Ge was also worried.

Zhuang and Kong frowned. With these spiders beside them, they really dare not sleep at night.

He Chun coughed, and was about to find a reason to reassure everyone not to be afraid—he could feel it, and he could also hear that the spiders didn't mean to eat them or drill their heads, they just wanted to hitch a ride back to the oasis.

Amon spoke: "It's the material of this storage bag."

"Huh?" The friends didn't know.

A flash of inspiration flashed in He Chun's mind, and he said, "I'll just say it! These spiders suddenly crawled out of the heads of Chang Rongxin and the others, and followed them all the way but did not attack us. It turned out that it was because of the material of this storage bag. Its original shape really looks like spider silk, but I thought it was silk.”

In order to increase his persuasion, He Chun took out a few pieces of his own silk and showed them, "Look, these are the remaining few pieces of silk, don't they look like spider silk?"

Everyone took turns to take a look at it, and nodded their heads.

And when they passed the few strands of silk, the spider group also seemed to have some commotion.

Jia Qianjin recalled: "I seem to have heard that there is a kind of multicolored cloud silk that can be used as a raw material for storage bags. Maybe this kind of silk is similar, maybe even better."

Fatty envied, "Do you still have these silks? I want some too. It would be nice to keep them to keep out spiders."

"Anti-spider, are you sure? It's more likely to attract spiders, right?" Zhuang Yongnian pointed at the spider group, and the truth was right in front of him.

Xiaopang immediately stopped talking about spider silk, even though it was the raw material for making storage bags.

"Uh, I'll discuss with them and see if we can keep them away." He Chun stood up.

"Don't go!" Several people shouted at the same time.

But He Chun was so fast that he had already run to the spider group.

Others also wanted to follow, but were stopped by Amon.

A few people saw He Stupid squatting on the ground and muttering to the group of spiders for a while, and after a while, the group of spiders really receded like a tide.

The vicinity of the deep pool became clean, and there was not a single spider left.

When He Chun came back, the friends all looked at him with admiration and admiration.

Jia Qianjin asked softly: "Stupid, we didn't know you could communicate with spiders before. Is this your special ability?"

"No, it's racial ability." He Stupid said seriously.

No one believed it, and everyone laughed.

He Chun thought to himself: Don't laugh, I am starting to doubt my own type, okay?

"What did you say to the spiders?" Pang asked curiously.

"I negotiated with them. On behalf of everyone, I promised to take half of them back to the oasis when we came in. The exchange is that they will not harm us and can protect us if necessary."

"Really?"

"real."

"Great!"

At this time, everyone didn't think about how to bring so many spiders back, and they were all excited because they could communicate with the spiders.When it's time to leave the next day...

"Why do spiders listen to you?" Kong Ge asked abruptly.

He Chun hesitated and said, "I think it might have something to do with the things that Fu Xiu asked me to send back to his house. I didn't have this ability before."

This can be regarded as a normal explanation that can be accepted by everyone. It is much more reliable than spider silk can order spiders, and everyone accepts it.

After that, everyone removed the fire and spread the bedding on the hot ground.

Because of fleeing, Jia Qianjin and the others lost more than half of their bedding, and He Chun took out his and Amon's bedding for everyone to make up.

Everyone slept in one big bunk.

Before going to bed, Zhuang Yongnian dragged He Chun to a distance with the excuse that he didn't know where it was convenient.

Amon sat on the furthest bedding and waited for a while.He was ignored by everyone from the beginning to the end. He was used to this kind of treatment, and he did it on purpose, but when he saw the child getting along so well with other friends, he suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart. , which has never been done before.

That little master Zhuang Yongnian just talked to He Chuzhu, why did he suddenly blush?And hugged He Stupid into his arms?Gratitude doesn't have to be like that.What are the kids thinking now?

"Stupid, come and sleep." Amon suddenly sent a voice transmission.

He Chun turned around, "Oh, I'll be right here."

He patted Zhuang Yongnian, and quickened his speech and said that the inkstone was his if he gave it to him. Everyone has their own blessings, so let him not take it to heart.

Not to mention how moved and grateful Zhuang Yongnian was holding the inkstone, here He Chun was hugged by Amon as soon as he got under the covers.

"The owner of the first line has bad intentions. I will hold you to sleep to prevent him from entering your dream." Amon said expressionlessly, and patted the child's head by the way.

When He Zhuzhu heard that being hugged by Master Amon to sleep was beneficial, he quickly hugged him tighter with his backhand, and whispered into his ear: "Master, don't let me go at night, that pedophile is too scary gone."

"Well, don't let it go." Amon hugged his soft and warm body and rubbed the child's stubble head back and forth, feeling great.