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Chapter 50 The best way to procrastinate the ten-day exam time: kill Mr.
Then he discovered that Amon probably didn't know anything about runes, although the runes he drew looked much more plausible than him.
"Amon, what is the basic meaning of this tadpole-like rune?"
"A connection point of energy."
"Then what does this big-headed earthworm-like rune signify?"
Amon, who was looking at the runes of the eleven paintings, raised his head, "... Isn't this a tadpole?"
Look, Master Amon can't tell the big-headed earthworm rune from the tadpole rune at all, he looks like he's just drawing a ladle from a gourd.
"Then what does this flame-like rune and this torch-like rune mean?"
Amon looked at it seriously for a while, then patted his head: "Stupid boy, what you drew are not flames and torches, but mountains and tridents."
Mr. Fu Xiu, who walked past them, said to them with no expression on his face: "I suggest you take another course again. The Fu Xiu course is not suitable for you. Especially you, He Shiyi!"
Eleven tells his friends that his name is He Chun, but the name He Shiyi is listed on the college identity jade badge.
The name He Shiyi is too Zen-like, Eleven thinks it is not suitable for him, it is better to call him the old name, although the friends gave him nicknames because of this.
Eleven really wanted to ask his master Amon: Aren't you the god of uncleanness?Why can't you understand these little runes?No wonder you got lost in the maze, no wonder you didn't give me the formation disk, it's not that you don't want to give it, but you don't know how to learn talisman formations at all, right?
Eleven did not dare to tell Master Amon about his judgment, because he was afraid of being beaten.
For this reason, he had to spend extra credits to hire seniors to make up lessons for him again before the exam, but the effect of bribery this time was not as good as for Senior Sister Qin Yu.It was only later that He Chun found out that Senior Sister Qin Yu, who seemed weak in writing and writing, had actually taken a swordsmanship class, so she needed to replenish her energy.
The one who accepted his task this time was a brother named Ku Xian. Senior brother Ku Xian was very good at drawing basic runes, but his speech was ugly and as sharp as a knife.
"Sir doesn't like you guys." See, he was stabbed as soon as he came up.
"Why? Did we do anything?"
"Did you ask you to draw according to a talisman as soon as you came up?"
"Correct."
"That's his way of judging whether a new student is suitable for Fuxiu. He believes that everyone has talent, and there must be what they are suitable for and what they are not suitable for. If they are not suitable, it is just a waste of life. He hates this very much."
"So sir, you can tell from the talisman that Amon and I drew on the first day that we don't have the talent for talisman cultivation?"
"Yes, he thinks that the talismans drawn by those who are suitable for talisman cultivation have aura, and he can feel it." Brother Ku Xian grinned a mocking smile.
"You are obviously judged by him as people who draw talismans without aura. The evidence is that he taught you all the [-] basic runes as soon as he came up, and asked you to memorize and learn. This is totally unreasonable. For his favorite, For those students who think they are talented, he will teach each rune carefully, and he will not teach the next one until he has thoroughly memorized one."
He Chun opened his mouth wide, he thought that all the gentlemen here like indoctrination teaching.
Ku Xian seemed to see what he was thinking, and said with a sneer, "Character array is different from other subjects. It is called the most difficult subject and has the highest elimination rate. I don't understand why you insist on learning talisman but I think Mr. is right, you should take other courses as soon as possible, or just concentrate on the courses you are studying now, and don’t touch Talisman Array, if you don’t want to be eliminated quickly.”
"What will happen to the elimination?"
"Will disappear."
"Disappear? Brother, are you saying that the eliminated students will be sent away?"
Ku Xian lifted his lips and seemed to be smiling, "Send it away? You can also understand it that way."
"So brother, do you know where those eliminated students are sent?"
Ku Xian's expression disappeared, "Little ghost, this is not something you should inquire about. I have finished what I should explain to you. Give me the credits and go."
"Brother, please give me some pointers. The exam will be held the day after tomorrow, but I can't even draw a rune that meets the standard. Brother, please, I don't want to be eliminated." He Chun begged cheekily.
Ku Xian has already stood up. I don't know whether it was He Zhuzhu's flattery at the beginning that made him feel hard to turn away, or the child's pleading at this time made him soft-hearted, maybe it was neither, but as a senior brother, he wanted to play a nasty joke on the new junior brother.
He bent down and said to He Chun: "There is a way to postpone the ten-day exam. This is something that all students who have stayed in the academy for more than a month know."
"any solution?"
"Kill the mister who taught you the lesson."
Eleven: "Hahaha, brother, you are so talented!"
Ku Xian twitched the corners of his mouth, straightened his waist, and left.
In the evening, Eleven told Amon about this before practicing.
"Do you think he's joking, or is he serious?"
"I've heard about it too."
"what?"
"Mr. Faculty has a lot of power. They can grade students as they like."
Eleven has already felt this deeply, "So we should bribe our husband in the future?" But what if there is another gentleman who likes him so much that he insists on taking the top three exams, and gives him zero points if he fails the exam? ?
"There is a monitoring mechanism. If a student is dissatisfied with his score, he can appeal to the discipline hall of the college. The discipline hall of the college will give the student a chance to retake the exam, and at least three other gentlemen will be responsible for formulating questions and scoring. If The student's new test score exceeds the average credit of the course, and his score will be the latest one, and the teacher who taught the class will be debited once. If the same thing happens twice, the teacher who taught the class will also be eliminated. However, if the student's re-examination score is lower than the average score of the course, the student will be placed in the elimination quota regardless of whether he reaches the elimination score line."
"Good, so cruel."
"So for students, if you are not sure that you are good enough, and you are worried that a certain course will not pass the exam and you need more time to prepare, then the easiest way is to kill the teacher of that course. Because the college stipulates that if If the teaching teacher is unable to give questions and cannot be graded, there will be a new teacher to replace the original one. However, considering that the teaching content and methods of the two sides will be different, the assessment will also be postponed. Do you want me to kill the teacher who studies elementary talisman arrays? ?”
"Okay." Eleven smiled, heartbroken: "Master, what do you think of me? Am I the kind of person who bullies teachers and destroys ancestors? Don't test me, I will never do such a thing Da, no matter how cruel and cruel you are to me, I will not want to kill you, I will always love you more than myself!"
Amon: "..."
Eleven secretly looked at Amon's expression and felt that something was wrong, hurried over to hug his hand, and said cautiously: "Master, don't be angry, although the gentleman is a little blind and can't recognize your strength, he It’s fine to say that I’m not suitable to be a talisman cultivator, but to say that you’re not suitable either, it’s really blind. However, the gentleman’s teaching is barely serious, and he didn’t do too much to us. Kill him? ?”
"If he doesn't die, you will be eliminated, and you will feel that it is okay."
"Isn't this still eliminated? Besides, the last thing I look at is the average score of all the courses and the end-of-month college tasks. I still have a little confidence in the embroidery course, as long as the old man doesn't go crazy. But the problem of drawing symbols also needs to be solved. , I can't even draw the correct basic runes, it's so strange, I didn't do this before." Eleven murmured to himself while holding Amon's hand.
"Could it be... Yes! Master, do you think there may be something wrong with my eyes? It is said that some people are born not suitable for seeing certain patterns, and some people are born with color blindness. Some creatures see the world differently from humans. The shape and color are different, maybe there is something wrong with this body?"
Amon pulled out his hand and went out.
"Master, where are you going? Don't you practice tonight?" Eleven trotted over, hugging the door frame and shouting.
It is said that the eczema on his belly is healed, but there are piles on his back.
And Master Amon was finally sure, saying that the Chaos Body Refining Technique had reacted on him, but the reaction was a bit strange, and it would take time to observe.
When Amon came back, Han Douding was behind him, and Han Douding was holding Jade Jue in his hand.
As soon as the door was closed, Sai Baize shouted, "I was wronged, I don't know anything!"
"Look at this." Amon pointed to the pile of basic runes that Eleven had just drawn on the table, and the books designated by Mr. Fu Xiu.
Sai Baize motioned for Han Douding to take him there.
Han Douding put Yu Jue on the table, and ran to Eleven's side, doing nothing but watching him.
Eleven put his arms around Xiaodouding's shoulders, and put his ear close to the two brothers, whispering nicely, asking him what he learned today, what he ate, whether anyone bullied him, and so on.
When Han Douding was happy, he answered a sentence or two, and when he was unhappy, he grabbed Shi Yi's hand to practice his bite strength.
Eleven's hand was bitten by the little guy full of tooth marks, which also made Eleven more convinced that Han Douding's mental development is not healthy, well, it's all the fault of the child's parents!Back then, the man's daughter liked to cut the dolls into pieces with scissors, and she also liked to hold the broken dolls and stare at people with big black eyes. He was afraid of seeing them.
That child doesn't like him, so he has no way to "rescue" her, but Han Douding likes him and is willing to approach him. People's feelings are always mutual, which makes him hope that Han Douding can feel a lot of love Like and love, he hopes that Xiao Douding can have a happy childhood even without his parents by his side.
Amon didn't care what the two little guys were talking about hugging each other, he was still looking at the runes of the eleven paintings.
"See anything?" Amon asked.
The two children looked up together.
Sai Baize's voice was weird: "What is this?"
"The runes are said to be the most basic one hundred and eight runes in the rune array." Eleven replied.
Sai Baize sneered like a leak.
"in vain?"
"I don't know which school of idiots made this pattern, although some of them can be effective if they can form the correct rune pattern and have enough energy to support it. But most of these patterns are It's useless! I said...My lord, I can see the facts, but you can't see them?" Sai Baize asked a little cautiously and tentatively.
Amon tapped the table with his index finger.
Sai Baize immediately gave an explanation: "Okay, I understand, you are testing me! But I have nothing to do with He Zhuzhu now, if he wants to ask questions, he needs to follow my rules...Of course, Zizhen and Stupid are the same Partner, I should help him."
Eleven and Han Douding: The turn is really blunt.
Knowing the power of the Unholy God, Sai Baize didn't even dare to curse him secretly in his heart, so he could only ask aggrievedly, "What's the problem with that kid?"
"The runes on this book are incorrect? What about these?" Amon pointed to the runes on the eleven paintings.
Sai Baize was sure that those immature lines could not be drawn by the god of uncleanness, so he immediately expressed his disdain: "Bullshit lines that don't make sense."
Amon: "These nonsensical lines were drawn by He Chun according to the runes in this book."
Sai Baize laughed at He Zhuzhu unceremoniously at first, but after laughing twice, he suddenly stopped: "You said that He Zhuzhu drew all these lines according to these wrong runes?"
"Yes, and he has drawn each of them no less than a thousand times."
"And he didn't draw any of them right?"
"Correct."
Sai Baize was silent for a while, then muttered: "Either his eyes have problems, or..."
"What is it?" Eleven jumped off the bed and asked impatiently.
Before answering, Sai Baize said to Eleven: "Hold the jade in your hand later, and I will pass on to you the drawing method of a rune. You can draw it for me."
A quarter of an hour later, Eleven opened his eyes, picked up a brush and began to draw runes.
It's just a simple texture, no matter how carefully he draws it, he can finish it quickly.
Sai Baize let out a long sigh, and said: "I have two answers. First, he has problems with his eyes and brain, in short, he can't recognize the patterns correctly. But if this is the case, he There will be problems in my life, and it won't be as smooth as it is now. Hey, He Zhuzhu, don't you think people are twisted?"
Eleven shook his head.
"Then another answer is that his body has the most primitive repulsion to wrong runes."
"Amon, what is the basic meaning of this tadpole-like rune?"
"A connection point of energy."
"Then what does this big-headed earthworm-like rune signify?"
Amon, who was looking at the runes of the eleven paintings, raised his head, "... Isn't this a tadpole?"
Look, Master Amon can't tell the big-headed earthworm rune from the tadpole rune at all, he looks like he's just drawing a ladle from a gourd.
"Then what does this flame-like rune and this torch-like rune mean?"
Amon looked at it seriously for a while, then patted his head: "Stupid boy, what you drew are not flames and torches, but mountains and tridents."
Mr. Fu Xiu, who walked past them, said to them with no expression on his face: "I suggest you take another course again. The Fu Xiu course is not suitable for you. Especially you, He Shiyi!"
Eleven tells his friends that his name is He Chun, but the name He Shiyi is listed on the college identity jade badge.
The name He Shiyi is too Zen-like, Eleven thinks it is not suitable for him, it is better to call him the old name, although the friends gave him nicknames because of this.
Eleven really wanted to ask his master Amon: Aren't you the god of uncleanness?Why can't you understand these little runes?No wonder you got lost in the maze, no wonder you didn't give me the formation disk, it's not that you don't want to give it, but you don't know how to learn talisman formations at all, right?
Eleven did not dare to tell Master Amon about his judgment, because he was afraid of being beaten.
For this reason, he had to spend extra credits to hire seniors to make up lessons for him again before the exam, but the effect of bribery this time was not as good as for Senior Sister Qin Yu.It was only later that He Chun found out that Senior Sister Qin Yu, who seemed weak in writing and writing, had actually taken a swordsmanship class, so she needed to replenish her energy.
The one who accepted his task this time was a brother named Ku Xian. Senior brother Ku Xian was very good at drawing basic runes, but his speech was ugly and as sharp as a knife.
"Sir doesn't like you guys." See, he was stabbed as soon as he came up.
"Why? Did we do anything?"
"Did you ask you to draw according to a talisman as soon as you came up?"
"Correct."
"That's his way of judging whether a new student is suitable for Fuxiu. He believes that everyone has talent, and there must be what they are suitable for and what they are not suitable for. If they are not suitable, it is just a waste of life. He hates this very much."
"So sir, you can tell from the talisman that Amon and I drew on the first day that we don't have the talent for talisman cultivation?"
"Yes, he thinks that the talismans drawn by those who are suitable for talisman cultivation have aura, and he can feel it." Brother Ku Xian grinned a mocking smile.
"You are obviously judged by him as people who draw talismans without aura. The evidence is that he taught you all the [-] basic runes as soon as he came up, and asked you to memorize and learn. This is totally unreasonable. For his favorite, For those students who think they are talented, he will teach each rune carefully, and he will not teach the next one until he has thoroughly memorized one."
He Chun opened his mouth wide, he thought that all the gentlemen here like indoctrination teaching.
Ku Xian seemed to see what he was thinking, and said with a sneer, "Character array is different from other subjects. It is called the most difficult subject and has the highest elimination rate. I don't understand why you insist on learning talisman but I think Mr. is right, you should take other courses as soon as possible, or just concentrate on the courses you are studying now, and don’t touch Talisman Array, if you don’t want to be eliminated quickly.”
"What will happen to the elimination?"
"Will disappear."
"Disappear? Brother, are you saying that the eliminated students will be sent away?"
Ku Xian lifted his lips and seemed to be smiling, "Send it away? You can also understand it that way."
"So brother, do you know where those eliminated students are sent?"
Ku Xian's expression disappeared, "Little ghost, this is not something you should inquire about. I have finished what I should explain to you. Give me the credits and go."
"Brother, please give me some pointers. The exam will be held the day after tomorrow, but I can't even draw a rune that meets the standard. Brother, please, I don't want to be eliminated." He Chun begged cheekily.
Ku Xian has already stood up. I don't know whether it was He Zhuzhu's flattery at the beginning that made him feel hard to turn away, or the child's pleading at this time made him soft-hearted, maybe it was neither, but as a senior brother, he wanted to play a nasty joke on the new junior brother.
He bent down and said to He Chun: "There is a way to postpone the ten-day exam. This is something that all students who have stayed in the academy for more than a month know."
"any solution?"
"Kill the mister who taught you the lesson."
Eleven: "Hahaha, brother, you are so talented!"
Ku Xian twitched the corners of his mouth, straightened his waist, and left.
In the evening, Eleven told Amon about this before practicing.
"Do you think he's joking, or is he serious?"
"I've heard about it too."
"what?"
"Mr. Faculty has a lot of power. They can grade students as they like."
Eleven has already felt this deeply, "So we should bribe our husband in the future?" But what if there is another gentleman who likes him so much that he insists on taking the top three exams, and gives him zero points if he fails the exam? ?
"There is a monitoring mechanism. If a student is dissatisfied with his score, he can appeal to the discipline hall of the college. The discipline hall of the college will give the student a chance to retake the exam, and at least three other gentlemen will be responsible for formulating questions and scoring. If The student's new test score exceeds the average credit of the course, and his score will be the latest one, and the teacher who taught the class will be debited once. If the same thing happens twice, the teacher who taught the class will also be eliminated. However, if the student's re-examination score is lower than the average score of the course, the student will be placed in the elimination quota regardless of whether he reaches the elimination score line."
"Good, so cruel."
"So for students, if you are not sure that you are good enough, and you are worried that a certain course will not pass the exam and you need more time to prepare, then the easiest way is to kill the teacher of that course. Because the college stipulates that if If the teaching teacher is unable to give questions and cannot be graded, there will be a new teacher to replace the original one. However, considering that the teaching content and methods of the two sides will be different, the assessment will also be postponed. Do you want me to kill the teacher who studies elementary talisman arrays? ?”
"Okay." Eleven smiled, heartbroken: "Master, what do you think of me? Am I the kind of person who bullies teachers and destroys ancestors? Don't test me, I will never do such a thing Da, no matter how cruel and cruel you are to me, I will not want to kill you, I will always love you more than myself!"
Amon: "..."
Eleven secretly looked at Amon's expression and felt that something was wrong, hurried over to hug his hand, and said cautiously: "Master, don't be angry, although the gentleman is a little blind and can't recognize your strength, he It’s fine to say that I’m not suitable to be a talisman cultivator, but to say that you’re not suitable either, it’s really blind. However, the gentleman’s teaching is barely serious, and he didn’t do too much to us. Kill him? ?”
"If he doesn't die, you will be eliminated, and you will feel that it is okay."
"Isn't this still eliminated? Besides, the last thing I look at is the average score of all the courses and the end-of-month college tasks. I still have a little confidence in the embroidery course, as long as the old man doesn't go crazy. But the problem of drawing symbols also needs to be solved. , I can't even draw the correct basic runes, it's so strange, I didn't do this before." Eleven murmured to himself while holding Amon's hand.
"Could it be... Yes! Master, do you think there may be something wrong with my eyes? It is said that some people are born not suitable for seeing certain patterns, and some people are born with color blindness. Some creatures see the world differently from humans. The shape and color are different, maybe there is something wrong with this body?"
Amon pulled out his hand and went out.
"Master, where are you going? Don't you practice tonight?" Eleven trotted over, hugging the door frame and shouting.
It is said that the eczema on his belly is healed, but there are piles on his back.
And Master Amon was finally sure, saying that the Chaos Body Refining Technique had reacted on him, but the reaction was a bit strange, and it would take time to observe.
When Amon came back, Han Douding was behind him, and Han Douding was holding Jade Jue in his hand.
As soon as the door was closed, Sai Baize shouted, "I was wronged, I don't know anything!"
"Look at this." Amon pointed to the pile of basic runes that Eleven had just drawn on the table, and the books designated by Mr. Fu Xiu.
Sai Baize motioned for Han Douding to take him there.
Han Douding put Yu Jue on the table, and ran to Eleven's side, doing nothing but watching him.
Eleven put his arms around Xiaodouding's shoulders, and put his ear close to the two brothers, whispering nicely, asking him what he learned today, what he ate, whether anyone bullied him, and so on.
When Han Douding was happy, he answered a sentence or two, and when he was unhappy, he grabbed Shi Yi's hand to practice his bite strength.
Eleven's hand was bitten by the little guy full of tooth marks, which also made Eleven more convinced that Han Douding's mental development is not healthy, well, it's all the fault of the child's parents!Back then, the man's daughter liked to cut the dolls into pieces with scissors, and she also liked to hold the broken dolls and stare at people with big black eyes. He was afraid of seeing them.
That child doesn't like him, so he has no way to "rescue" her, but Han Douding likes him and is willing to approach him. People's feelings are always mutual, which makes him hope that Han Douding can feel a lot of love Like and love, he hopes that Xiao Douding can have a happy childhood even without his parents by his side.
Amon didn't care what the two little guys were talking about hugging each other, he was still looking at the runes of the eleven paintings.
"See anything?" Amon asked.
The two children looked up together.
Sai Baize's voice was weird: "What is this?"
"The runes are said to be the most basic one hundred and eight runes in the rune array." Eleven replied.
Sai Baize sneered like a leak.
"in vain?"
"I don't know which school of idiots made this pattern, although some of them can be effective if they can form the correct rune pattern and have enough energy to support it. But most of these patterns are It's useless! I said...My lord, I can see the facts, but you can't see them?" Sai Baize asked a little cautiously and tentatively.
Amon tapped the table with his index finger.
Sai Baize immediately gave an explanation: "Okay, I understand, you are testing me! But I have nothing to do with He Zhuzhu now, if he wants to ask questions, he needs to follow my rules...Of course, Zizhen and Stupid are the same Partner, I should help him."
Eleven and Han Douding: The turn is really blunt.
Knowing the power of the Unholy God, Sai Baize didn't even dare to curse him secretly in his heart, so he could only ask aggrievedly, "What's the problem with that kid?"
"The runes on this book are incorrect? What about these?" Amon pointed to the runes on the eleven paintings.
Sai Baize was sure that those immature lines could not be drawn by the god of uncleanness, so he immediately expressed his disdain: "Bullshit lines that don't make sense."
Amon: "These nonsensical lines were drawn by He Chun according to the runes in this book."
Sai Baize laughed at He Zhuzhu unceremoniously at first, but after laughing twice, he suddenly stopped: "You said that He Zhuzhu drew all these lines according to these wrong runes?"
"Yes, and he has drawn each of them no less than a thousand times."
"And he didn't draw any of them right?"
"Correct."
Sai Baize was silent for a while, then muttered: "Either his eyes have problems, or..."
"What is it?" Eleven jumped off the bed and asked impatiently.
Before answering, Sai Baize said to Eleven: "Hold the jade in your hand later, and I will pass on to you the drawing method of a rune. You can draw it for me."
A quarter of an hour later, Eleven opened his eyes, picked up a brush and began to draw runes.
It's just a simple texture, no matter how carefully he draws it, he can finish it quickly.
Sai Baize let out a long sigh, and said: "I have two answers. First, he has problems with his eyes and brain, in short, he can't recognize the patterns correctly. But if this is the case, he There will be problems in my life, and it won't be as smooth as it is now. Hey, He Zhuzhu, don't you think people are twisted?"
Eleven shook his head.
"Then another answer is that his body has the most primitive repulsion to wrong runes."
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