world's most stupid

They have two more days.

This can be regarded as a benefit for new students, the longest and the luckiest can get nine days more than others.

"The content I mentioned to you in class is explained in the books I mentioned, that is to say, the content in those books is the scope of assessment. Whether you understand it or not, you'd better memorize it, and it will be easy to memorize it." Don't forget, because even if you pass the first exam, the basic content you learned earlier doesn't mean that I won't take the exam later." Mr. Fengxian said to Eleven and Amon during the second class.

Eleven has been worrying about the contents of the books for the past two days, and he found that there are still many words in those books that he doesn't know.

He went to Amon to help him at the beginning, but every time Master Amon taught him a hundred new characters, if he forgot the writing method and meaning of one of the characters the next day, he would be beaten as many times as he forgot... Then What.

Ever since his butt was so swollen that he couldn't sit down, he no longer went to see Master Amon to read, but went to Jia Qianjin who was gentler and better spoken.

And Jia Qianjin was really gentle to him, not only took her precious time to patiently teach him how to read, but also helped him explain the content of the texts that were similar to classical Chinese.This allowed him to finally solve the difficulty of recognizing characters.

But Jia Qianjin's courses are also very heavy. Every time I go to his room, I can see him reciting with a book in his hand. The ground and table are full of various fresh or processed herbs.

For this reason, on the [-]th, after careful consideration, he went to Zhaoxin Pavilion Plaza to issue a task, seeking an extracurricular teacher who would help him read characters and explain the meaning of the article. A class would take half an hour and cost one extra credit.

This task is not difficult. Not long after he posted it, he received a message from Zhaoxin Pavilion that the extracurricular teacher who taught him to read was one of his senior sisters in the weaving and embroidery course.

The senior sister is called Qin Yu, she is a very gentle and ladylike woman, over twenty years old.

Eleven has a sweet mouth, and is willing to go to the cafeteria to bring some food back to share with Qin Yu. Qin Yu is not greedy, but likes the enthusiasm and kindness of children, so after two classes, he has become much closer to Eleven.

At least this senior sister is no longer as business-like as when they first met, and she doesn't want to talk about anything other than teaching recognition and explaining the meaning of the article.

"Senior sister, try it. This is the pericardial meat of the little monster we caught in the labyrinth of the outer courtyard. It is so tender, and this little monster has not yet reached the Qi training period, so we can absorb the energy contained in the meat. Not only does it not It will cause no harm at all, according to Zhaoxin Pavilion, it is said that the effect of nourishing yin and beautifying the skin is very good." Eleven was particularly gracious and gave most of the roast meat he stole from Amon to Qin Yu.

Qin Yu had eaten Shi Shi's filial piety before, so he knew the benefits of the little monster so-and-so meat called by Shi Shi.

"Your brother Amon didn't hit you?" Qin Yu covered her mouth and smiled, she saw this little guy sneaking into the yard and stealing the barbecue from little Amon who was grilling.But being caught by little Amon, such a small child actually pushed He Chun, who was half a head taller than him, to the ground and beat him hard, while He Chun, who was a few years older than Amon, could only act like a being caught It screamed like a tortoise turning its shell.

He Chun, who was beaten up that day with a bruised nose and a swollen face, went upstairs to look for her with the barbecue he had hidden in his arms, and asked him if he was okay, the silly boy shook his head.

Don't talk about it, don't look at the kid named Amon who is young, he really has nothing to say about his barbecue skills.

Eleven grinned, and raised his fingers to his lips in a whispered gesture.

Qin Yu smiled and rolled his eyes.

"Can I take it back?" Qin Yu pointed at the barbecue meat with a reddish complexion. Since she knew the preciousness of this monster meat, she shouldn't accept it anymore, but the energy contained in this meat made her unable to give up. Able to pretend not to know with a cheeky face.

But she can compensate He Chun from other places, such as:

"Stupid, you are going to go through the first ten-year exam soon, do you know what to test?" Qin Yu heard He Chun's friend call him this twice, and she thought it was easy to remember.

Eleven wrapped all the barbecue meat in oiled paper, tied it with cotton rope and handed it to Qin Yu. Seeing that she had put it away, he shook his head and said, "The old man...cough, Mr. Fengxian said, everything he said is true." Within the scope of the assessment, in addition to the written test, hands-on practice is also required.”

"Well," Qin Yu smiled, putting his hands on the table, "Mr. Fengxian is a relatively lazy person, he rarely changes the exam questions, and over the years, for newcomers, he usually only takes two questions for each class. "

"So little?" Eleven was ecstatic.His win over and flattery finally paid off!

Qin Yuqian touched his forehead, "You are so courteous to me, don't you just want to know these things?"

"Hey, Senior Sister, you are the best!" Eleven shamelessly wagged his tail at Qin Yu.

Qin Yu laughed, "Do you think Mr. Fengxian didn't think of this? His exam content is really simple, and he is not afraid of being leaked, because..."

Because of Mr. Fengxian's three courses, weaving, embroidery and weaving and dyeing, the written test is to silently write his related work X Yuan, the whole article.

The hands-on exams are:

In the textile class, candidates are required to bring the spindles he made by himself, and within the specified time, they can spin threads of the material, length, and thickness specified by the teacher, usually between two and five, depending on the teacher's mood.

The embroidery class is a test of eyesight. Mr. Fengxian will give candidates different numbers of silk threads of different colors, and ask them to find the same seven silk threads from hundreds to thousands of different colors within the specified time.

Weaving and dyeing is to make dyes of a color specified by the husband.

After listening to the content of the exam on Eleven, his expression quickly collapsed.It's not easy at all!

The main reason is that there is too little time. In the entire twelve days, he has to memorize books, make things by hand, and find time to practice sooner or later. He is already busy, but the spinning thread is still thick and thin, and he has not been able to spin it until now. Produce a uniform, strong thread that meets Mr.'s requirements.

Embroidery starts with color identification, before even touching the needle. Mr. Fengxian seems to hope to train them to quickly distinguish which colors it has at a glance, and which colors of silk thread are needed to blend and blend these colors. reconcile.

Eleven has already recognized color recognition to the point where his eyes are dizzy, and everything he sees is colorful. In order not to make himself dizzy, he didn't dare to continue training color recognition after returning to the dormitory.

As for the weaving and dyeing class, Mr. Fengxian changed the method. He didn't let them write down a lot of herbs and dyes at the beginning, and he didn't torture them from the most basic. Instead, he taught them to make the most common gray dye , and then asked them to change the formula of this dye a little bit according to the requirements, and then change the pure gray to make it into other more similar grays.

At present, Eleven has been able to make four different shades of gray, presumably Mr. Fengxian will designate one of these four colors for him to make.

"However, there are skills in dealing with exams." Qin Yu looked at He Chun's frowning sample, smiled, and shared his experience: "The silent book requires rote memorization, so I won't talk about it. Everyone has their own endorsement. Skills, my method is to understand the meaning first, think about the production sequence in my mind, and then substitute the contents of the book bit by bit according to the sequence. For the hands-on assessment, you can use some small skills."

"For example?" Eleven respectfully poured Qin Yu a cup of tea.

Qin Yu accepted it meaningfully, and said: "Sir asked to bring a spindle, but he didn't ask to use a spindle to spin thread. Some students are not good at carpentry, especially us girls, so few of us can do it from the very beginning. Find the spindle that suits you. We are more used to twisting the thread with our fingers. If you haven’t learned how to use the spindle to spin the thread, then use your fingers first. In fact, I think Mr. may prefer students to use their own fingers to twist the thread .”

"As for embroidery color identification, when you see Mr. taking out a large group of thread, don't rush to find the silk thread of the color you want, but you should divide the thread first, and classify the silk threads of various colors first. Put similar colors in one place, and it is best to arrange them in order from light to dark, and when they are all arranged, you will find that it will be much easier for you to find the silk thread of the target color.”

"For the final weaving and dyeing assessment, I don't know how many color changes you can weave and dye now, but Mr. will usually choose the worst color you made to test you. So think about it first, all the color changes you have mastered Among them, which one is you least good at, and Mr. has already discovered it."

Eleven almost wants to kneel down to Qin Yu, what a good word!Definitely a great help for his exam.

After thanking Qin Yu for sending Qin Yu away, Eleven jumped onto Amon's back who was grilling meat in the yard.

The little Amon sat cross-legged on the ground as firmly as Mount Tai, and Ren Shiyi threw himself on his back without moving.

"Amon, I know what we are going to test!" Eleven was so excited that he almost wanted to kiss Amon.

Amon raised the iron braze, "Two hearts."

"But the price is worth it. I went to Zhaoxin Pavilion to inquire about it, and there are some who sell past exam content, but one course costs fifty extra credits, which is simply robbery! And a little monster heart is only ten credits, and two are no more than ten credits." Only twenty."

"I baked that, and I prepared the seasoning." His name of the filthy god is not for nothing. Although he doesn't understand why He Zhuzhu can regard his filthy smell as a blessing, it's hard for others to say, even if He had no intention of harming others, and the other party did not take the initiative to harm him.

Eleven put his arms around his neck and laughed: "You are superstitious. I see that everyone eats your barbecue. It's fine if I sleep with you every day."

"We didn't sleep together."

Eleven tugged at his ears, indicating that the wall in the middle can be ignored directly, "Master, for the sake of getting a more accurate range of exam questions, can the body training time be reduced from one hour in the morning to half an hour in the future? "

He was already starting to feel the pain.

"No." Amon wanted to throw him away.

"Master, look." Eleven let go of Amon first, opened his coat, pulled off some pants to reveal his waist, pointed to his belly and said sadly: "Is my body starting to rot? A lot of red dots, itchy and painful."

Amon glanced over and said very firmly: "Eczema, ask Jia Qianjin to apply some medicine for you."

"It's just eczema?" Could it be that he has eaten too much barbecue these days?Strange to say, ever since he started practicing Chaos Body Refining Technique, Amon started to barbecue in the yard every day and forced him to eat.

Considering that he didn't take any pills to nourish his body, did Amon use the meat of these little monsters for his body?

Eleven secretly rejoiced, Master Amon didn't say anything, but in fact he was very kind to him, so he was kind~!

"Spicy flavors will be banned tomorrow." Amon couldn't figure it out either. It stands to reason that the child has practiced Chaos Body Refining Technique for seven days, and with his assistance, his body should respond.

But apart from the eczema growing on this kid's belly, there is nothing wrong with him!

The skin is not corroded, the bones are not necrotic, the meridians are the same as before, the blood flow is smooth, and the recovery ability of the little butt is also very good, and the swelling can be recovered the next day before nightfall.

All this is wonderful.

This made him want to stay with this child for a while longer, to see what he would become.

Such a body that can resist his filth, and can also directly digest the damage brought by negative energy to the body, if Sai Baize has not left at this time, after knowing the latter, I am afraid that no matter how much he threatens, the other party will also Wouldn't be willing to give up this body just like that.

"No, master, I don't like anything spicy!" It's already very painful in this world without chili, and if he can't even eat spicy food, then he really doesn't want to live.

"Did you finish today's character drawing practice?" Amon reminded him.

Eleven changed color, "Not yet."

If there are three courses in weaving and embroidery, he still has a way to think about it. For the elementary talisman, Eleven is like Xiaopang, who plans to rely on the end-of-month tasks to increase the total score.

Elementary talismanology, in short, is ghost painting talismanology. He can't understand what the teacher is drawing, and the teacher can't understand what he is drawing.

In fact, the content of elementary talismanology was very simple at the beginning. The master gave him a book—how good, he didn’t have to buy it himself, and asked him to write down the [-] basic talisman symbols in the book.

Then the teacher taught him the prescribed drawing methods of [-] symbols one by one, from the beginning to the end of the pen.

But I don't know why, the one hundred and eight symbols that were decomposed and looked not difficult turned into distorted lines that would change back and forth at Eleven.

The symbols he drew every time, no matter which one, looked specious, and some even differed greatly from the requirements in the book.

The teaching teacher only commented on him, that is, to ask him to change to other courses as soon as possible, saying that taking this course is a waste of his own and his husband's time, and he almost didn't point out directly what he said. He Chun is not suitable to be a talisman repairer.

Eleven didn't want to hold back the friends, and the first ten-day exam was two days away, so he had to solve this problem within two days.