world's most stupid

There is a saying that if you don't work, you won't die.

He Shishi wanted to slap himself for speaking ill of other people's children, but he was caught straight, but this was not a problem for him.

The child turned around, put his waist in very confidently and said: "Who told you to bully me! I'm so angry at you."

Xiao Douding probably has never met such a thick-skinned person, and the evil fire in his stomach was blocked in his chest and he couldn't vent it.

Someone behind Xiaodouding burst out laughing.Pointing at the big snake, he said slowly: "That's one of our mission goals, right? The golden-thread python? It escaped before, so we can't let it go this time."

Jia Qianjin's face changed, and she quickly blocked the big snake, "Snake is my beast of war, you can't play with it."

The person who spoke walked out from behind Xiao Douding, looked Jia Qianjin up and down, and said very casually and arrogantly: "That golden thread python is your war beast? So what?"

Another person said: "Little devil, get out of the way, don't get in the way."

It was impossible for Jia Qianjin to get out of the way, but he could also tell that this group of people who appeared suddenly were not to be trifled with, and one of them looked familiar to him. Isn't that a characteristic of the royal family of their country?

Eleven walked up to Jia Qianjin's side, still with her hips on, and looked at Xiao Douding: "Hey, don't bully people as soon as you come here, okay?"

Xiao Douding groaned, "So what if I just bully you?"

Eleven's serious face: "I'll cry for you."

The older kids: This conversation is so childish.

Little Douding would have thought that Xiao Douding would actually laugh when he heard this. Although he soon put on a stern face, anyone with a discerning eye could feel that his monstrous anger just now had almost disappeared.

"Little stutter, why are you suddenly not stuttering?"

"If you don't get mad at you, you won't stutter."

"Hmph! What's stuck in your hair? It's so dirty!" Xiaodouding wrinkled her nose in disgust.

Eleven stroked his hair, puffed out his chest, and said triumphantly, "It's bear blood. I killed a bear just now."

Others: Are they chatting?

The little fat man slid back and forth excitedly: To fight or not?To fight or not to fight?

Xiao Douding's eyes fell on the shriveled bear carcass, and he couldn't believe that he could kill such a big bear, "Is that a monster? Can you kill a monster? Did you bring the guards in against the academy's regulations?" ?Where is he?"

Eleven Hearts thought that it would be good if I knew where Amon was. I had encountered so many dangers and hadn't seen him come out, so I must have gone somewhere wild. "Don't underestimate people. Just because you can't kill monsters doesn't mean others can't kill them either."

Xiao Douding became angry again, and raised his voice: "My young palace master can't kill monsters? You think I'm a useless mortal just like you!"

Eleven shook his head, Xiao Douding didn't know how many people he would offend with a single sentence, looking at the people behind him, several of them didn't have a good expression on him.

"Yes, yes, you are the little princess, you are the most powerful. You are busy with your work, we are leaving. See you!"

"Stop!" Xiao Douding always felt that something was wrong with Eleven's words, but he couldn't think of anything wrong, so he could only call him first: "You can leave if you want, leave the golden thread python behind."

The golden thread python hissed.It knows this bunch of brats, and they are the culprits who forced it to wake up from hibernation, and had to abandon its warm nest and flee here.

These little ghosts are different from the five in front of them. Not to mention the little Douding whose cultivation base is much higher than it, even those mortals who haven't cultivated yet, all carry various magic weapons that will make them suffer.

Damn humans!Damn magic weapon!

But it didn't suffer a big loss from those powerful little devils, but it was taken advantage of by these two inconspicuous ones.Snake life!It's just that cruel.When he was born, he had to guard against being eaten by his hungry mother, and when he grew up, he lived under the threat of death every day. Fortunately, he embarked on the road of cultivation, but was killed by human beings just after entering the Qi training period. I took it.

The golden-threaded python wanted to cry, but unfortunately it couldn't shed any tears.

The golden-threaded python secretly said to Jia Qianjin: "Aren't they your friends? That brat still knows the leader of the opponent, let him stand in the way for a while, and I will take you away first."

Jia Qianjin looked at Eleven beside her and held his hand.

Big snake is very angry.

Because of Xiao Douding's height, his eyes just fell on the palms of the two of them.

Little Douding didn't know what was going on, and suddenly felt extremely uncomfortable, which made him snort coldly, and swung his palm at the big snake.

The big snake flicked its head and suffered a small loss.

Jia Qianjin was anxious when she heard the big snake's pain-protecting sound, and inevitably exerted a little more force on her hands.

Eleven noticed it, broke free from Jia Qianjin's hand, and strode to Xiao Douding's side.

Xiaodouding held his head high, not taking a step back.

No one behind him pulled him or reminded him, and some looked at him with smiles.

11 Put your hands together, cover Xiaodouding's face, pinch it lightly, "Little villain, don't bully others all the time. Snake is my friend and your friend. Friends can't bully friends, understand?"

Xiao Douding's eyes widened, and just as he was about to yell presumptuously, he saw an opponent's head suddenly land from above.

Xiaodouding subconsciously turned her head.

"Pa da." The kiss that was originally on the face landed on the lips.

The spirit body yelled "Ah": "Shameless!"

Xiao Douding's face turned red, not because of embarrassment, but because of anger!

Eleven laughed, and gently rubbed Xiao Douding's face.

Xiao Douding raised his palm angrily, and sent eleven of them flying with a slap.

All quiet.

Jia Qianjin turned around and ran towards the place where Eleven landed.

The little fat man's eyeballs were about to fall out.

The other teenagers also looked strange.

Eleven thinks that kissing a child is a very common thing, but in this world where even touching a small hand may be called indecent, even if it is the same sex, even if it is a child, kissing is not something that can be casually kissed, even a brother is right. No brother would be so intimate, let alone two people who are not familiar with each other and have very different identities.

The mental body laughed wildly: "It's what you deserve! Let you insult the young palace master. You are lucky not to kill you with a single blow."

Immediately, the spiritual body accused him bitterly: "How can you be so frivolous! You are already seven years old and almost eight years old, aren't you only three years old!"

Eleven really felt mentally ill.Is it considered frivolous and indecent for a seven-year-old to kiss a five-year-old?That little Douding is not a girl, okay?

Jia Qianjin helped him up and asked him in a low voice if he was injured.

Eleven shook his head.He had a protective jade pendant, and although he was blown away by the fan, he was not injured.But I have to say that Xiao Douding's heart was slapped cold. He looked down at the jade pendant. The color of the jade pendant was very dim. Any time is ruthless.

Xiao Douding, who was standing still, clenched Flying Man's small fist. He regretted the move just now, but, but who told that little stutterer to be so presumptuous!Not only dare to knead his face, but also dare to kiss him!

No one dared to get so close to him before, let alone dare to touch him so boldly!

It's disrespectful, it's...

Xiao Douding saw Eleven smiling at the boy who ran like a girl, but never looked at him again, and suddenly felt very uncomfortable. He had never experienced such a feeling.

No, maybe he has experienced it before his father personally told him that the reason why he became the young palace master respected by everyone in Guanghan Palace and a "genius" was all because of his mother's sacrifice.

Not long after he was born, he was found to have no cultivation qualifications, but two geniuses conceived a mortal. The blood of the two, in order to make the future of Guanghan Palace more brilliant, she would rather lose all her skills and get pregnant.

He is the only child of the master and wife of Guanghan Palace.

His mother tried her best to give birth to him, but he turned out to be a mortal body, let alone a genius with a single spiritual root or ninth rank, he didn't even have the possibility of cultivation.

But his cousin is so outstanding. Although he has the dual spiritual roots of water and wood, but because the two spiritual roots support each other and are balanced in strength, he has been tested as the eighth-rank spiritual root, second only to the ninth-rank.

His mother was not reconciled, and his father was also disappointed.And his proud mother, in order to let her only son inherit the Guanghan Palace, so that the only son will not disappear from everyone in the future, transplanted her single spiritual root to him at the cost of her life.

Although it's just a water spirit root, not the mutated ice spirit root that everyone expected, but a single spirit root is enough to make most of the elders of Guanghan Palace shut up.

But because it was a strong transplant, the spirit root, which was not too thick, dropped from the sixth rank to the third rank.

Before he knew about this, he was proud but not inferior. Until his father who was extremely indifferent to him told him this secret in order to spur him on, he finally understood why those elders looked at him so strangely, and why his mother Why the clansmen respected and hated him contradictory attitudes, and why his father was indifferent to him.

Xiao Douding was too young, he was sad, but he didn't know who to tell this matter to, he began to become paranoid, no matter inside or outside the palace, he always felt that everyone knew the secret and knew that he was actually He's not outstanding, let alone a genius. His mother paid for his life today, and even so, his cultivation progress is not as good as that of his cousin.

And his father has achieved Jindan and will go to a higher-level middle world sect to continue his cultivation. If he leaves, the position of palace master will be vacant. If he is a real genius, then even if he is still young, the position of palace master will be vacant. It is still his, but because he is a defective product, many people in the palace are eager to move.

His father actually agreed to the proposal of the elders, agreeing to let all the next generation in the palace who are qualified to compete for the position of Palace Master have a competition before he leaves, and the winner will be the Young Palace Master. Lord, he will be exiled for the stability of Guanghan Palace.

People from his mother's family felt dissatisfied and uneasy about this. They thought of many ways, and then they got the news from nowhere that the Spirit Seed Academy would open several small secret realms, one of which had a stable spiritual root and The Heavenly Materials and Dibao Shengling Grass that improves the spiritual root level.

So he was sent here to join the entrance examination of the Spirit Seed Academy, and as the team leader, he competed with the ordinary people in the academy for the opportunity to enter the secret realm.

The first time he saw Xiao Jieba, he heard the other party's whispers. He knew that the other party could not be talking about him, but he still vented his anger on him.Anyway, no one has ever told him that venting anger is not good.Don't think that he doesn't know that those elders in the palace who are responsible for teaching him treat him with seriousness on the surface, but in fact they look down on him at all in their hearts. They are more optimistic about his cousin!They wished to abolish his teaching.

Maybe because he has deep inferiority complex, self-blame and hatred for others in his heart, he can't hide his feelings at all, how old is he?There is no life experience that allows him to learn how to correctly face people who look down on him.

He could only vent his feelings with anger.

This made those elders even comment that he was full of hostility, completely contrary to Guanghan Palace's practice mentality, and they almost directly said that he was not suitable to be the future Palace Master of Guanghan Palace.

In this way, he has never had a friend since he was a child.Getting along with cousins ​​is even more indifferent. They don't like him, and he doesn't like them either.

Little Stammer is the only one who is not afraid of him, and doesn't hate him... Well, I hated him at first, but I still don't know him anymore.

Xiao Douding didn't tell anyone that he met Xiaoba twice in a row at the market, and it was because he deliberately made people stare at him. Whenever he went out, he would go to the front and wait for him in advance, but Xiaoba couldn't come out later. Yes, he was still sad for several days, and then he became happy again when he heard that he would also go to the Spirit Seed Academy, and even looked forward to life in the Spirit Seed Academy.

Just now...he didn't really want to hit him, he just couldn't control his temper.

Xiao Douding wanted to step forward, but the pride and self-esteem he had formed made him stop abruptly.

Little stammer already has other friends, he doesn't need me anymore!He doesn't even stutter anymore!He, he just said bad things about me to his friends!

Eleven stood up, patted the grass clippings and dirt off his body, and walked over slowly, walking up to Xiaodouding step by step.

The teenagers on both sides prepared to fight together.

The little fat man's eyeballs are rolling, so he won't fight an enemy who is destined to be defeated. He has already found an escape route, and he will hide when the fight starts.He is not the only one who has this idea, and Kong Ge beside him must be too.

Zhuang Yongnian frowned, and took out a small golden pestle from his bosom.This is something that his family saved his life, but this thing has a big shortcoming. It is not for ordinary people to use. If he wants to use it, he has to activate it with a secret method. lie down for ten days.He didn't want to use this golden pestle unless it was an emergency.

Jia Qianjin began to untie her belt. The belt was not a magic weapon, but his weapon. He learned how to whip.

The big snake was ready at any time, waiting for the two sides to fight, it would pick up Jia Qianjin as quickly as possible and run away.

Seeing that a scuffle is inevitable!

Xiao Douding inhaled, puffed out his chest, and stared proudly at Eleven, who was half a head taller than him.

"I said, are you too ruthless?" Eleven rubbed his nose. He remembered that his trick just now was very effective against children who were quarreling. Why did he get beaten here?

Well, since he wasn't injured and the other party was only five years old, it's no wonder he decided not to take it to heart!

If it wasn't that he couldn't beat this little guy, he would have pushed him to his knees and spanked his ass hard!Again, he casually magnified his moves. If another unprotected child came, wouldn't he be beaten to death by his palm?

Wait, when I become stronger in the future, I will beat you three times a day!

"What do you want!" Little Douding asked ferociously with a chill in his heart.

Eleven puffed up his mouth, blew hard on Xiaodouding, reached out and rubbed the back of his head casually, "Don't play tricks, I'll forgive you."

Little Douding didn't dodge this time.

I want your forgiveness!Xiao Douding's words came to his lips, but he swallowed them back abruptly.He raised his little hand and supported the golden crown. Every time this person would touch his head randomly, which made him have to straighten the golden crown again every time.

To all the teenagers and children ready to fight or run away: ...are your legs weak?Show me this with your pants off!

"No, the golden-threaded python is one of our mission goals." Xiao Douding's voice was already a little soft, but he didn't realize it.

"Can we find another golden-threaded python? Is this the only one?" Eleven twisted his neck and kicked his legs, trying to move his painful body away.

Contempt flashed in Xiao Douding's eyes, and he casually took out a small jade bottle and stuffed it into his hand, "You think the golden python is so easy to find?"

Eleven looked down at the familiar body of the bottle, and was amused. This is the top-grade Shangqing Dan that shopkeeper He said was a three hundred spirit coin, and there are usually three in this small bottle.

Eleven deftly put the little jade bottle into his purse, seeing that Xiao Douding was much calmer than before, "Do you want me to find it for you? Or ask our snake snake."

"Your family?" Didn't that snake belong to that fake girl?Little Douding was angry again.

The little fat man made a "cut", and wobbled to the front.

The others were confused when they saw the interaction between Eleven and Xiaodouding.What is the relationship between these two people?You almost got married just now, and now you're reconciled?

The teenagers in the luxury group looked at each other and felt that catching the golden-threaded python might be a bit tricky.

Even though the little kids in front of them were completely out of their reach, their leader and the only cultivator was clearly on their side.

What?Haven't made a statement yet?How obvious is it?That proud little palace lord was even touched casually on the head, and even kissed and pinched. There are so many people in their team that no one has this kind of treatment. Even if they get too close to this little palace lord, they will be killed indifferently by the other party. push away.As for the palm he slapped...was he killed?It doesn't count if you don't kill it!

In the end, all the teenagers looked at the very elegant and sociable Cang Wenrui, the son of the leader of the Cang Kingdom, the largest country in the Cangyun Continent.

Cang Wenrui walked up to the two children with a smile on his face, and coughed lightly: "Capturing the golden-threaded python is one of the tasks we must complete. If you want us to let this golden-threaded python go, it depends on Mr. Han." It's not impossible for the palace master's face, but you have to make sure that the golden-thread python finds another golden-thread python for us, and it must be within two days."

The big snake hissed: "I won't betray my own kind!"

"What benefits do we have?" Eleven asked Cang Wenrui, grabbing Xiaodouding's shoulders.

Xiao Douding wanted to shake off Eleven's arm, but he didn't have enough strength to shake it off.He also took a special look at Jia Qianjin who was facing him, and raised his chin.

Cang Wenrui was surprised and laughed, "Do you still want benefits?"

Another young man who looked down on people even sneered: "Little devil, if we don't catch that snake, you should kneel down and thank us. How dare you ask for favors from us?"

The teenagers in the luxury group laughed together.

Eleven took out the last thunderbolt from his bosom, and shook it at the teenagers, "Do you believe we can escape with the big snake, and how many of you can be destroyed? The task is limited, are you sure we can do it for two days?" Can't delay?"

Xiao Douding wanted to speak, but Eleven tilted his head and threatened him: "Bite you! You slapped me just now and you haven't settled your score yet."

Xiao Douding miraculously closed her mouth, her face was still a little red.

The spiritual body watched coldly and made a prophecy: "Just flirt, one, two, three, and I'll see how you deal with it in the future."

The teenagers in the luxury group can't expect to threaten these children with Young Master Han, nor can they deal with his friends in front of the little Palace Master. This is a real headache.

It was still Cang Wenrui, the elegant prince smiled and said his threat: "We have 21 people, you are only five, plus a golden thread python, if you do something to us, I believe that Palace Master Han can't turn a blind eye , at least he will stop the golden thread python who is also in the Qi training period. Then the rest is five of you against twenty of us. You have magic weapons to save your life, but we don't? Are you sure you can really escape? After two days? Can you save everyone's life?"

Hearing this, the little fat man slid back to the back.

Eleven felt that this threat was very effective, and nodded to Cang Wenrui, "Wait a minute."

He let go of Xiao Douding, turned around to greet Da She and Jia Qianjin, and said to step aside to talk.

Big Snake wished he could stay away from Xiao Douding, so he slid far away immediately.

The two of them stayed away from the crowd with a snake, and Eleven faced the big snake, and was about to speak, when he saw Xiao Douding popping up next to him, he changed his words: "Why are you running here?"

Xiaodou Dinghan said with a pretty face, "Keep an eye on you to prevent you from escaping."

Eleven made faces with the children, and said seriously to the big snake, "Brother, can you find another golden-threaded python?"

Orochi: "Don't even think about it!"

Jia Qianjin frowned.

Looking at Jia Qianjin's expression on Shishi, he sneered at the big snake: "If you can't find another one, you will die. At worst, I will find another beast for Qianjin in the future, just in time to find a more powerful one!"

Before Big Snake opened his mouth, he jumped ahead and said, "Don't try to lie to me, if you die, Qianjin will be fine. You are just a war beast, not a companion beast."

The big snake kept spitting out letters.

Xiaodouding showed impatience.

The big snake flicked its tail, and a dead fellow would not die a poor fellow. It just happened that it knew the whereabouts of a golden-threaded python that it had won the mating rights with, so it was it!

The big snake let go, and Jia Qianjin stroked its smooth and cold body, her eyes slightly apologetic.

Eleven was about to turn around and continue negotiating with the luxury group boy when Xiao Douding glared at him again.

"What are you doing?" Eleven was helpless.

Xiao Douding poked him hard on the shoulder: "Who is that sissy from you?"

Eleven replied without thinking: "Teammate."

Xiao Douding pouted, "Then why did you help him catch the war beast?"

Eleven suddenly realized: "You want it too, okay, okay, as long as you don't hit people casually in the future, I'll catch one for you too."

Xiao Douding ignored the previous words and only grasped the main point: "I want a dragon!"

Eleven hehe, pinched his neck, "Yeah, I'll help you catch a ground dragon tomorrow!"

Xiao Douding thinks that the ground dragon does not sound powerful enough, but the dragon is a mythical beast in legends. He thinks that he should not have too high demands on Xiao Jieba, so let's walk the dragon on the ground.

Looking at the two children in front of her, Jia Qianjin slowly put on her belt.He wants to become stronger and stronger than everyone else!Only in this way, what you like will not be taken away.