world's most stupid

Besides Eleven, after he abandoned the body that caused him great pain, he floated up.

Maybe it was rising, maybe it was sinking, he couldn't tell.

There is darkness everywhere, and occasionally some extremely dazzling lights can be seen.

It's a bit like the afterimage he saw in his mental consciousness after his body collapsed in that wormhole.

Bang, he hit a huge silk screen.

Eleven stretched out his hand to press on the net. It was not as sticky as a spider's web, nor as rough as a fishing net. I couldn't tell what kind of material the web was made of, but it felt soft and smooth, and seemed to have a little warmth.

Does this material look familiar?

Eleven looked down at his navel, ah, isn't this a lot of silk that can be pulled out of his stomach every day?

Eleven stood up and walked back and forth on the silk screen. It was strange that he could walk extremely steadily despite the soft screen.He also jumped and tried the elasticity.

The elasticity is very good, he can bounce high when he jumps, yes, he can weave a big net out of his own silk in the future, it is also very good to use it as a trampoline.

Enough is enough, Shi Yi sat down, his body was still that of a child.

Lying down, with his limbs sprawled, looking up at the sky, he wondered where this was.

The memory of the past has become very clear, and even many things that I thought I had forgotten can be clearly recalled. To use a literary word, it seems that it just happened yesterday.

Eleven doesn't like to look back on his life, he feels that doing so is not in line with his mental health.

Being an undercover agent is a very degrading thing, and one must have a strong heart.

There are very few people who have been undercover for a long time and repeatedly. Generally, after completing a major task, whether it is to protect themselves or adjust their mental state, they will change jobs. After graduating from the police academy, he has been working as an undercover until he entered the wormhole. He has completed a total of nine undercover missions, large and small.

And why did he, an upright and good man, embark on the road of no return undercover?It's not all because of his bad deeds during the police academy... Ah bah!Because he often goes deep into the masses, no matter his appearance or temperament, he is deeply influenced by the masses. No one can find him if he drills into the crowd. If he changes his clothes and hairstyle, he will be a proper little hooligan. kind of.

I remember that his old boss once commented on him, saying that he had the face of a loyal gangster, and his temperament was more like a graduate from a young and Dangerous training class. It would be a pity for the people not to go undercover.

His answer to this was to wrap a small salted fish in the stinky socks he had worn for a month and stuff them quietly into the sponge of his old boss' computer chair.

It is said that his old boss's office had been smelly all summer, no matter how much he disinfected it, it was useless. Later, he had someone replace the broken computer chair to get rid of the source of the smell.

Speaking of so many undercover missions, the last one he felt most wronged was the last one. To be honest, the boss treated him really well. If his only daughter was not too young, he might have accepted him as his son-in-law.When betrayed by him and surrounded by Interpol at sea, he would rather give up his chance of escape and ask the police to take him to the hospital by helicopter first, because he blocked a shot for that man, which happened to hit him close to the heart.At that time, the man could have escaped, but later on, the man escaped from the escort.

And the reason why he exposed his undercover identity was also because the other party couldn't find him in the hospital or temporary prison, so he tried his best and offered a huge reward to search for him everywhere, and finally... found an undercover policeman.

He still remembers the look in the eyes of the man standing outside the police station, he was so frightened, okay!

At that time, he didn't even bother to think about how courageous that person was. He even dared to smuggle back and even ran to the gate of the police station.He only thought: It's over, it's dead!

Then, because he was afraid that his family would be hurt and he was caught by that person, he signed up as a volunteer. He also sent an email to tell the other party about this on the day of departure, hoping to dispel the anger of that person.

He didn't know if seeing the email would stop the man from hating him, he hoped so, but if it didn't work, there was nothing he could do.

Although he was afraid that that person would take action against his family, he knew very well in his heart that that person would not do that. That person was ruthless, vicious and vicious, but he would never spread to the enemy's family, which was also his fault. The only saving grace?

Well, that person has a lot to offer, otherwise he wouldn't always feel sorry for the other party.The reason why the country will keep a close eye on that person is mostly because it has bought too many officials for smuggling and its too arrogant arms business, and it suspects that he is a multinational spy.One of his tasks is to find out the list and evidence of those officials who took bribes, and find out whether they have leaked state secrets for profit.

Later, he did everything possible to gain that person's trust and became one of his cronies, only to realize that the other party was not a multinational spy at all, he just liked to make money, and he would bite anyone who had no quality.

Eleven smiled.He really didn't hate that person, and he would trust Amon so much. Thinking about it now, maybe it was because Amon looked a bit like that person?If all the scars on Amon's face were removed, maybe it would look more like it?

Sometimes the eyes of those two people look alike.Indifference, alienation, indifference.

Even the smell is somewhat similar.That man doesn't look like a man, but he is very stinky. He usually sprays a little perfume on himself at home, which is faint, like the smell of the forest.And Amon also had a woody scent on his body.

When I think of Amon, I think of the portable grandfather, and when I think of the portable grandfather, I think of...

Eleven sat up abruptly, is he in pain to death?

No, he has to go back, he still has tasks to complete!

As soon as he thought of this, the silk screen under him suddenly bounced vigorously.

Eleven's entire small body was thrown high and shot out far away.

"Ahhh--!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The spiritual body suddenly felt something forcefully eject him from the body.

And he was completely powerless to resist!

"I'll wipe your ancestor's board!" Feeling that he was deceived and completely used, the mental body cursed angrily: "Are you throwing it away after you use it up?"

What a loss!Just throw him out!

"Are you using people like this? How can you be so despicable! Tell me, how did you do it? I don't know, we won't even be friends in the future!"

After Eleven came back, he found that the pain that burned his soul had almost disappeared, and there was a strange power in his body. While checking his physical condition, he casually replied: "Are you a friend? You always want to rob me of my body friend? Hehe."

The mental body shut up.He was so tired that he didn't want to say anything.

Eleven was curious: "I have practiced it? It's so simple."

"Fart!" The mental body was excited again, you are a simple big-headed ghost, let me bear all your pains, and let me waste my cultivation to help you lay a solid foundation.As a result, as soon as the master finished, you came to pick the fruit!Are all the cubs these days so smart?No, it feels like my heart is going to explode. Where is his Niuhuang Jiedu Pill?

Take a deep breath, be calm, be calm.

"This is the first step to enter the door. It's not even a foundation." The mental body took several deep breaths in a row. There are too many secrets in this kid. He has to be more careful in the future, and he must not be used for nothing like this again.Damn, I still can't calm down, it's a big loss, a big loss!

"Then I have to keep practicing in the future, can't I stop?" Eleven was a little reluctant.

Listening to his tone, the mental body almost lost control again, he decided that if he didn't want to tell the other party for the time being that he had no choice but to walk the path of exhaustion, let him suffer a little bit first.

"Correct."

"Oh, so I don't have those bath materials to do that?"

"Find a way to collect it yourself."

Eleven thought that shopkeeper He had introduced to him that there is also a herbal medicine room in the Spirit Seed Academy, but the herbs in the academy need credits to exchange, and the gold and silver outside and the spirit coins used by the practitioners are useless.

So what about the practice before he earns the credits?

This question was quickly answered after he left the bear's belly.

As soon as Shiyi got out of the bear's belly, he saw a circle of heads surrounding him.

The cold spring breeze swept over his body, and Eleven shivered. Looking at his body again, there were dried blood stains everywhere, which could not be wiped off with his hands. The most uncomfortable thing was in his hair.

Eleven wanted to take a bath very much, but there was no pool nearby, so he had to endure it.

"Wow!" The little fat man exclaimed with his eyes wide open.

Jia Qianjin hurriedly pushed away the other three onlookers, handed the cotton jacket and trousers to Eleven, and helped him block other people's eyes with kindness.

The little fat man wanted to see it, but was held back by Zhuang Yongnian.

Eleven put on clothes as quickly as possible.

The little fat man called: "Little stammer, He Zhuchu, what kind of kung fu did you practice? Is it the blood-sucking method?"

Eleven looked up and saw Kong Ge's strange expression. Looking back, he saw a shriveled bear, as if it had been bled and exposed to the sun for a long time.

Did he absorb all the blood of the big bear?

The big snake swam over its head, its huge head looked down on him from above, and the snake letter kept swallowing.The eyesight of most snakes is not very good, and it is no exception. It will only use its eyes to see people when it is relatively close, but the most important thing is to rely on the snake's sense of detection.

This child can resist its poisonous blood?The big snake wants to eat this human cub more and more, but unfortunately its owner seems to care about this cub very much, if it wants to eat it, it can only eat it secretly, and must not let the other party know.

When the other three saw the big snake, although they had been frightened just now and were comforted by Jia Qianjin, they still couldn't help but feel scared when they saw such a giant snake swimming around in front of them.

It is very strange that human beings are not afraid of snakes when they are young, but they are instinctively afraid of snakes when they grow up. There are very few people who really like snakes and are not afraid of snakes.

The little fat man squeezed to Zhuang Yongnian's side, wishing he could put his whole body into Zhuang Yongnian's arms.

Kong Ge remained calm, but he still distanced himself from the big snake intentionally or unintentionally.When Jia Qianjin explained to them the process of subduing this monster snake, he was so jealous that his heart almost exploded.

Why are these little ghosts so lucky?

That He Chun who came from an unknown wealthy family not only has a magic weapon for body protection, but also a magic weapon for speeding up. Not only was he not eaten when he encountered a big snake, he even defeated it, and Jia Qianjin, who was traveling with him, took the biggest advantage .

Kong Ge also thought: He Chun probably still hates Jia Qianjin for some reason.And why did Jia Qianjin accept the demon snake at the last moment by such a coincidence?Maybe he had planned this long ago, so when he had Lei Zhenzi, he handed Lei Zhenzi to He Zhuzhu, let him deal with the big snake, and then he picked the peaches in the end.Sly, too sly!

Jia Qianjin took out a handkerchief, poured some water, and wiped Eleven's face.

Eleven didn't refuse, and raised his face to ask Jia Qianjin to do something.

The little fat man let out a strange smirk again, and was about to say something when Zhuang Yongnian covered his mouth.

The handkerchief was soon dyed dark red, Jia Qianjin casually threw it on the ground, and changed another one.

Eleven's blood-smeared face was finally visible.

The little fat man shook off Zhuang Yongnian, and asked Eleven again: "Hey, He Zhuchu, what kind of kung fu did you practice? Are you a demon cultivator? Will you secretly suck all our blood dry?"

Jia Qianjin and Zhuang Yongnian drank at the same time: "Don't talk nonsense!"

The big snake sneered in his heart.So what about demon cultivators, more than one or two demon cultivators have died in its hands. As long as there is no corresponding antidote, no matter what cultivator it is, the poison it encounters will only rot into a lump.

The biggest hole pigeon looked at them and said nothing.

Eleven stretched out his palm to cover Xiaopang's face, brushed him aside, and asked Jia Qianjin and the others, "What time is it now? Where are the others?"

Both Jia Qianjin and Zhuang Yongnian were taken aback. They both stayed with He Chun for a long time, and naturally found that the child was not very eloquent in speaking. Jia Qianjin even heard the child stuttering with his own ears, but now?

Seeing their expressions on Eleven, he didn't expect too much.

Zhuang Yongnian came back to his senses and replied: "It has been about two hours since we found you, and soon it will be dark. I went back to report on the way, because there were many injured people, and everyone was resting in place. We made an appointment to leave tomorrow morning. But..."

"But what?" Eleven asked.

Zhuang Yongnian hesitated for a while, but still said: "When I went back to report, some people who were not injured offered to explore the way first, and they didn't want to waste time waiting."

"They left?"

Zhuang Yongnian nodded, "When I came back, I saw that they had already set off. They said that they would leave signs for us on the road, and they would leave a letter to tell us if there was any danger."

"Cut!" The little fat man grabbed Eleven's hand covering his face, sniffed it, and curled his lips, "That sounds good! Didn't you just take the opportunity to shake off the burden. Stupid, so you don't stutter? The palace wants to call you little stutterer?"

The big snake suddenly turned its head and stared at the empty sky.The transparent air trembled for a while, as if something was about to come out from the opposite side, and a scent that was familiar to the big snake came out from there.

Eleven was reminded by the little fat man before reacting, huh?I speak normally?

I don't know why, but I'm so happy!

Eleven showed a big smile, and said casually, "Because I don't want to talk to him, he slandered me."

"Oh? So you don't want to talk to me!" A childish, cold and angry voice suddenly came from behind Eleven.