world's most stupid
Chapter 18
He Shixi went out to search around but couldn't find Amon, so he had to go back to the room with Yujue.
The mental body was already dying of anger, and kept muttering: "Hate is shared by both sides. There has never been one-sided hatred in the world. It is not without reason that your father hates you so much... If I want to have such a son, I would have strangled him to death." gone."
He Shishi let him think about it, threw Yujue aside casually, sat on the bed and began to take stock of his personal property.
Cultivation method: body training technique.Comes with a carry-on grandfather.
Instrument class:
A pair of god walking boots that ordinary people can wear, they are of any size, and there is a place to change the spirit coins inside. Maybe this is its power source?
It is too necessary for him to conceive a very thoughtful escape weapon.Eleven decided to wear it every day from tonight.
A jade talisman, according to Senior Brother Xuan, can withstand the attacks of cultivators below the Foundation Establishment Stage until it shatters.
Seeing that Amon was not there on Eleven, he took out a strand of silk from the small bag next to his body. These strands obeyed his words very well, and could be kneaded into a thread if he just kneaded it. If he wanted it to break, it would break obediently.He pierced the small hole in the jade pendant with a silk thread, hung the jade pendant around his neck, and patted it, it was very good and strong.
A piece of paper talisman that can travel thousands of miles has the same function as the boots of the gods, but it can only travel thousands of miles.The speed may be slower than the walking boots, he guessed.
This is kept for a rainy day and can be sold if necessary.
Spirit coins: two.
Silver coins: 160 two copper coins.This is the pocket money his mother secretly saved for him.
Unidentified object: The silk he spun out was about two taels in total.
The mental body finally cleared up its emotions, "Wu Na kid, do you know how lucky you are to meet me? Do you want to ask about longevity? Do you want to live forever?"
Eleven's little finger poked at the spirit coin, and decided to see if he could change one tomorrow.
Whether it is practicing body training or doing business, he needs a start-up capital.
Seeing that the child didn't respond, the mental body scolded himself secretly, he told a kid about immortality, he knows fart!So the spiritual body changed the seductive words: "Baby, do you want to become stronger? Do you want your father to tremble when he sees you? Do you want to be the head of this family? Child, as long as you..."
After counting the property on Eleventh, I stuffed the spirit coins, the magic talisman, and the jade into the magic boots, then put on the socks and boots, covered the quilt, and fell asleep.
Mental trembling: This brat must have done it on purpose!He deliberately stepped on him under his stinky feet!
Would a real kid do this?
Shouldn't children be curious and reckless?
How could he resist not talking to him?
The spiritual body also heard what He Xiujie said, but he didn't believe that the child had been taken away.Because he is very proficient in this business, he can tell at a glance whether this body has been taken.
Although this body and the child's soul have not fully matched—this is one of the reasons why he wants to take away this body, but they are indeed original goods. There are many reasons why the two do not fit. If you think about it, you can think of a lot.
As for the child's more mature performance than other children of the same age, as well as the eyes and actions his father mentioned, it can only prove that the child may have memories of the previous life to some extent, and this situation is not uncommon.
Originally, the spirit body did not intend to take away such a body with past life memories and no great talent for cultivation, but he discovered another strange thing about the child that is different from ordinary people, which is the silk that he spits out from his belly button.
He inadvertently discovered that these threads actually have the effect of blocking and shielding the consciousness, which is a remarkable thing.Any item, as long as it has the function of blocking and shielding spiritual consciousness, its preciousness will exceed most treasures of the same level.What's more, the silk that this child spits out is not a one-off, but can be regenerated continuously. Think about it, how much wealth can these silks bring to the child?So the spirit body has the second reason for wanting to seize this body.
And the third reason is that the spiritual body discovered that the child's guard turned out to be the filthy lord whose name no one dared to say directly. The focus is on the back—this child is not affected by the foul smell of the filthy lord!
That's the uncle who will be unlucky, sick, have inner demons, and fail to cross the catastrophe if you get close to him!
Master Foul God is also very aware of his own characteristics. You can see that he has never been close to anyone. Even if he tried his best to restrain his filth, he would rarely stay in the same space with someone for a long time.
But Lord Foul God actually touched the child with his own hands, twice!And touched the whole body twice, and the child was fine!
This is simply a miracle that can shake people, monsters, Buddhas, spirits, ghosts, and all cultivators, okay?
This is the most exciting benefit.
A body that is naturally insulated from filth, even if it has no talent for cultivation, so what?Spiritual roots and so on can be added later in life. For a cultivator like him who refines the body as a magic weapon, a body with spiritual roots is the best, and it doesn't take too much trouble without spiritual roots.
Others don't know the meaning of such an insulated body, but he does!
If he can take this body...
Thinking of the endless benefits he can get in the future, the spiritual body decides that no matter how bad the child's behavior is, he will endure until he achieves his goal.
As long as the unclean god doesn't intervene.
No, he had to find a way to separate the child from the God of Disguise, otherwise God of Disguise would notice the magic of the child, and he might be reluctant to leave the child. Maybe he has already noticed it now?
Amon, who was sitting on the roof, felt that the atmosphere in the room had calmed down. He grabbed the wine jar he had just brought from the wine cellar, slapped it away, and drank most of it with his head raised.
One, two, three, four, five... seven big palm-sized gray-black spiders lined up in front of him, and each one looked so aggressive.
The seven monster tarantulas who have cultivated to the peak of the foundation building period are probably the strongest troops of the monster tarantula family under the desert.
"Want to drink?" Amon handed out the wine jar.
This is the wine personally invited by Lord Foul God, it will never make you feel good if you drink it, if you don't drink it...
Of course, the seven monster tarantulas would not drink Amon's wine, and one of them shot out a spider web and cut the flagon's web.
The jug shattered, and the mellow and strong aroma of the wine spread in the air, and the yellowish wine flowed down the tiles towards the seven demon tarantulas.
The little white spider hiding behind the monster tarantula suddenly had its hair on its legs, and an extreme sense of danger came to it. Almost at the same time it felt the danger, it used all of its body to shoot backwards, only for the last Get out of here quickly.
Eleven originally wanted to pretend to be asleep, but he really fell asleep after a while.
Before falling asleep, he thought a lot, such as how to dig out the details of the grandfather who was with him, how to find out the other party's plan, how to find out the secret of his silk spinning, how to get in touch with Amon, and how to win Amon to stand on his side ...
Before being dragged away by Duke Zhou to play mahjong, he felt as if he smelled a strong aroma of wine.
The saliva came out subconsciously. He is not an alcoholic, but he loves good wine, and he will never refuse the opportunity to drink good wine.
So Amon came in to check the room in the middle of the night, and smelled a smell of saliva, and the brat drowned half of the kapok pillow with saliva.
Amon stood in front of the bed for a while, then suddenly leaned over, gently hugged the child, and quickly let go.
Very light, very soft, and a bit milky cub body.
Very, very easy to die.
Not two days later, the He family did receive an invitation from Guanghan Palace.
Of course, He Shishi is not qualified enough to know about such a big event, and naturally he doesn't know when the head of the family and the two ancestors with the highest cultivation level went to Guanghan Palace to observe the ceremony with heavy gifts, and when they would come back.
Everything in the He family is the same as before.
Brother Xuan, who was on the way to Guanghan Palace, always felt that he had forgotten something, and after thinking for a long time, he realized that he seemed to have forgotten to explain the use of the child's two magic weapons.
But it should be nothing, right?Such a simple magic weapon does not require spiritual power to activate it, but it was specially chosen by Yici for his stupid brother, and it is completely passive.
Besides, that kid is no longer stupid, so he should be fine. If he really doesn't know how to use it, he can ask his cultivator.
Thinking of this, Senior Brother Xuan felt relieved, and quickly put the matter behind him.
The past two days on Eleven have been a little bit painful. Anyone who has a voice in his head from time to time advertising you repeatedly will not be able to bear it.
It wasn't until Eleven tried to put the jade into his silk bag again that his mind was finally calmed down.
It seems that his silk can not only block the detection of the outside world's spiritual consciousness, but also isolate the leakage of the spiritual wave inside.
Very good, he has a second way to deal with this portable grandfather, the first one is of course their family's Amon guard.
The accompanying grandfather was terrified of Amon. He tried to put Yujue into Amon's hand yesterday, but Yujue flew out by himself.
Later, the grandfather who accompanied him told him that it took him so many years of cultivation, and made him swear that he would never treat him like this again, otherwise...
"No, otherwise what?" Eleven asked while pinching Yu Jue.
The spiritual body inside: "...Do you still want to learn the real body refining technique?"
"Don't spend money? Don't... be enchanted?"
"Good idea! You don't have to pay any price. If you find me such a good body refining technique, I want as many spirit coins as you want!"
"No, no money!"
The spirit body was waiting for his words, and hurriedly said: "I happen to know that there is a tomb left by the Jindan power in the nearby desert, and there are countless resources suitable for you, enough for you to practice until the foundation building stage. "
"Oh?"
"But you have to leave that one, that is the god of filth. I can help you resist his filth now, but after a long time, even if you are a child of heaven, you will be affected, not to mention you are just an ordinary child. Do you want to change in the future?" Become an unlucky guy with extremely bad luck and even rejected by heaven?"
"Ke Ke, I, I, I feel...you are like, like a villain."
The spiritual body told itself repeatedly: This is the insulator of foul gas, I must not destroy it impulsively!It's okay, it doesn't matter if he doesn't listen now, as long as I'm okay, I'll remind him to blame any unlucky and unsatisfactory things he encounters on the god of uncleanness, and I believe he will take the initiative to escape from him in a short time.This is human nature, and no sensible person can defy it.
"Lu Yao knows horsepower, and time sees people's hearts. I really hope to get something from you, but it is definitely because of your own willingness. Children, sometimes people really can't just look at the surface, and wait for you to live in the future. It takes a little longer, and you'll know."
Eleven laughs, drug dealers sell drugs for money, and most of the people who buy them are willing. "You... do you... know... a lot?"
"Of course! When I was alive, I was honored by the world of cultivators as...cough! Anyway, I know a lot of things, and you can ask me anything you want to know. But the question is not for nothing. I know you are poor now. In this way, I think the first ten questions can be given to you for free because we are still predestined. But after the ten questions, if there are new questions, you will have to pay corresponding rewards." Spiritual body language said earnestly: "Son, it's not me Boasting, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and you have to make good use of these ten questions."
"Where... can I... exchange spirit coins?"
"what?"
"I don't know?"
The mental body was silent for three seconds, and gave the answer in the tone of "you dead child is unforgivable": "Flying Snow and Storming Tower."
Eleven got the answer he wanted to know, so he stuffed Yujue back into the silk bag.
Spiritual body: It is said to avoid the god of evil, but why do I always have a sense of sadness that I am imprisoned in disguise?
The next day, after school on the eleventh day, instead of delaying extra practice, someone sent a letter home, saying that he wanted to take a stroll outside.
The family members thought that Eleven Lang had been studying hard for so many days and wanted to relax, so his mother asked Ting Tao to bring him some small silver coins—this month their father didn't dare to take their monthly silver, but the family didn't have any income. Several children handed over the moon silver to He Sun's family.
He Wu and He Ba had never taken their non-stupid younger brother out to play before, and they both followed them today.For the convenience of traveling, He Sanniang specially changed into men's clothes.
Si Xiao didn't bring too many servants, only Zhu Tingtao followed them.
When He Xiujie received the letter from his servant, he was overjoyed!The time he had been waiting for for many days finally came!In particular, Amon, the guard sent by the Patriarch to Eleven, didn't go out with him today, which is simply a godsend!
The mental body was already dying of anger, and kept muttering: "Hate is shared by both sides. There has never been one-sided hatred in the world. It is not without reason that your father hates you so much... If I want to have such a son, I would have strangled him to death." gone."
He Shishi let him think about it, threw Yujue aside casually, sat on the bed and began to take stock of his personal property.
Cultivation method: body training technique.Comes with a carry-on grandfather.
Instrument class:
A pair of god walking boots that ordinary people can wear, they are of any size, and there is a place to change the spirit coins inside. Maybe this is its power source?
It is too necessary for him to conceive a very thoughtful escape weapon.Eleven decided to wear it every day from tonight.
A jade talisman, according to Senior Brother Xuan, can withstand the attacks of cultivators below the Foundation Establishment Stage until it shatters.
Seeing that Amon was not there on Eleven, he took out a strand of silk from the small bag next to his body. These strands obeyed his words very well, and could be kneaded into a thread if he just kneaded it. If he wanted it to break, it would break obediently.He pierced the small hole in the jade pendant with a silk thread, hung the jade pendant around his neck, and patted it, it was very good and strong.
A piece of paper talisman that can travel thousands of miles has the same function as the boots of the gods, but it can only travel thousands of miles.The speed may be slower than the walking boots, he guessed.
This is kept for a rainy day and can be sold if necessary.
Spirit coins: two.
Silver coins: 160 two copper coins.This is the pocket money his mother secretly saved for him.
Unidentified object: The silk he spun out was about two taels in total.
The mental body finally cleared up its emotions, "Wu Na kid, do you know how lucky you are to meet me? Do you want to ask about longevity? Do you want to live forever?"
Eleven's little finger poked at the spirit coin, and decided to see if he could change one tomorrow.
Whether it is practicing body training or doing business, he needs a start-up capital.
Seeing that the child didn't respond, the mental body scolded himself secretly, he told a kid about immortality, he knows fart!So the spiritual body changed the seductive words: "Baby, do you want to become stronger? Do you want your father to tremble when he sees you? Do you want to be the head of this family? Child, as long as you..."
After counting the property on Eleventh, I stuffed the spirit coins, the magic talisman, and the jade into the magic boots, then put on the socks and boots, covered the quilt, and fell asleep.
Mental trembling: This brat must have done it on purpose!He deliberately stepped on him under his stinky feet!
Would a real kid do this?
Shouldn't children be curious and reckless?
How could he resist not talking to him?
The spiritual body also heard what He Xiujie said, but he didn't believe that the child had been taken away.Because he is very proficient in this business, he can tell at a glance whether this body has been taken.
Although this body and the child's soul have not fully matched—this is one of the reasons why he wants to take away this body, but they are indeed original goods. There are many reasons why the two do not fit. If you think about it, you can think of a lot.
As for the child's more mature performance than other children of the same age, as well as the eyes and actions his father mentioned, it can only prove that the child may have memories of the previous life to some extent, and this situation is not uncommon.
Originally, the spirit body did not intend to take away such a body with past life memories and no great talent for cultivation, but he discovered another strange thing about the child that is different from ordinary people, which is the silk that he spits out from his belly button.
He inadvertently discovered that these threads actually have the effect of blocking and shielding the consciousness, which is a remarkable thing.Any item, as long as it has the function of blocking and shielding spiritual consciousness, its preciousness will exceed most treasures of the same level.What's more, the silk that this child spits out is not a one-off, but can be regenerated continuously. Think about it, how much wealth can these silks bring to the child?So the spirit body has the second reason for wanting to seize this body.
And the third reason is that the spiritual body discovered that the child's guard turned out to be the filthy lord whose name no one dared to say directly. The focus is on the back—this child is not affected by the foul smell of the filthy lord!
That's the uncle who will be unlucky, sick, have inner demons, and fail to cross the catastrophe if you get close to him!
Master Foul God is also very aware of his own characteristics. You can see that he has never been close to anyone. Even if he tried his best to restrain his filth, he would rarely stay in the same space with someone for a long time.
But Lord Foul God actually touched the child with his own hands, twice!And touched the whole body twice, and the child was fine!
This is simply a miracle that can shake people, monsters, Buddhas, spirits, ghosts, and all cultivators, okay?
This is the most exciting benefit.
A body that is naturally insulated from filth, even if it has no talent for cultivation, so what?Spiritual roots and so on can be added later in life. For a cultivator like him who refines the body as a magic weapon, a body with spiritual roots is the best, and it doesn't take too much trouble without spiritual roots.
Others don't know the meaning of such an insulated body, but he does!
If he can take this body...
Thinking of the endless benefits he can get in the future, the spiritual body decides that no matter how bad the child's behavior is, he will endure until he achieves his goal.
As long as the unclean god doesn't intervene.
No, he had to find a way to separate the child from the God of Disguise, otherwise God of Disguise would notice the magic of the child, and he might be reluctant to leave the child. Maybe he has already noticed it now?
Amon, who was sitting on the roof, felt that the atmosphere in the room had calmed down. He grabbed the wine jar he had just brought from the wine cellar, slapped it away, and drank most of it with his head raised.
One, two, three, four, five... seven big palm-sized gray-black spiders lined up in front of him, and each one looked so aggressive.
The seven monster tarantulas who have cultivated to the peak of the foundation building period are probably the strongest troops of the monster tarantula family under the desert.
"Want to drink?" Amon handed out the wine jar.
This is the wine personally invited by Lord Foul God, it will never make you feel good if you drink it, if you don't drink it...
Of course, the seven monster tarantulas would not drink Amon's wine, and one of them shot out a spider web and cut the flagon's web.
The jug shattered, and the mellow and strong aroma of the wine spread in the air, and the yellowish wine flowed down the tiles towards the seven demon tarantulas.
The little white spider hiding behind the monster tarantula suddenly had its hair on its legs, and an extreme sense of danger came to it. Almost at the same time it felt the danger, it used all of its body to shoot backwards, only for the last Get out of here quickly.
Eleven originally wanted to pretend to be asleep, but he really fell asleep after a while.
Before falling asleep, he thought a lot, such as how to dig out the details of the grandfather who was with him, how to find out the other party's plan, how to find out the secret of his silk spinning, how to get in touch with Amon, and how to win Amon to stand on his side ...
Before being dragged away by Duke Zhou to play mahjong, he felt as if he smelled a strong aroma of wine.
The saliva came out subconsciously. He is not an alcoholic, but he loves good wine, and he will never refuse the opportunity to drink good wine.
So Amon came in to check the room in the middle of the night, and smelled a smell of saliva, and the brat drowned half of the kapok pillow with saliva.
Amon stood in front of the bed for a while, then suddenly leaned over, gently hugged the child, and quickly let go.
Very light, very soft, and a bit milky cub body.
Very, very easy to die.
Not two days later, the He family did receive an invitation from Guanghan Palace.
Of course, He Shishi is not qualified enough to know about such a big event, and naturally he doesn't know when the head of the family and the two ancestors with the highest cultivation level went to Guanghan Palace to observe the ceremony with heavy gifts, and when they would come back.
Everything in the He family is the same as before.
Brother Xuan, who was on the way to Guanghan Palace, always felt that he had forgotten something, and after thinking for a long time, he realized that he seemed to have forgotten to explain the use of the child's two magic weapons.
But it should be nothing, right?Such a simple magic weapon does not require spiritual power to activate it, but it was specially chosen by Yici for his stupid brother, and it is completely passive.
Besides, that kid is no longer stupid, so he should be fine. If he really doesn't know how to use it, he can ask his cultivator.
Thinking of this, Senior Brother Xuan felt relieved, and quickly put the matter behind him.
The past two days on Eleven have been a little bit painful. Anyone who has a voice in his head from time to time advertising you repeatedly will not be able to bear it.
It wasn't until Eleven tried to put the jade into his silk bag again that his mind was finally calmed down.
It seems that his silk can not only block the detection of the outside world's spiritual consciousness, but also isolate the leakage of the spiritual wave inside.
Very good, he has a second way to deal with this portable grandfather, the first one is of course their family's Amon guard.
The accompanying grandfather was terrified of Amon. He tried to put Yujue into Amon's hand yesterday, but Yujue flew out by himself.
Later, the grandfather who accompanied him told him that it took him so many years of cultivation, and made him swear that he would never treat him like this again, otherwise...
"No, otherwise what?" Eleven asked while pinching Yu Jue.
The spiritual body inside: "...Do you still want to learn the real body refining technique?"
"Don't spend money? Don't... be enchanted?"
"Good idea! You don't have to pay any price. If you find me such a good body refining technique, I want as many spirit coins as you want!"
"No, no money!"
The spirit body was waiting for his words, and hurriedly said: "I happen to know that there is a tomb left by the Jindan power in the nearby desert, and there are countless resources suitable for you, enough for you to practice until the foundation building stage. "
"Oh?"
"But you have to leave that one, that is the god of filth. I can help you resist his filth now, but after a long time, even if you are a child of heaven, you will be affected, not to mention you are just an ordinary child. Do you want to change in the future?" Become an unlucky guy with extremely bad luck and even rejected by heaven?"
"Ke Ke, I, I, I feel...you are like, like a villain."
The spiritual body told itself repeatedly: This is the insulator of foul gas, I must not destroy it impulsively!It's okay, it doesn't matter if he doesn't listen now, as long as I'm okay, I'll remind him to blame any unlucky and unsatisfactory things he encounters on the god of uncleanness, and I believe he will take the initiative to escape from him in a short time.This is human nature, and no sensible person can defy it.
"Lu Yao knows horsepower, and time sees people's hearts. I really hope to get something from you, but it is definitely because of your own willingness. Children, sometimes people really can't just look at the surface, and wait for you to live in the future. It takes a little longer, and you'll know."
Eleven laughs, drug dealers sell drugs for money, and most of the people who buy them are willing. "You... do you... know... a lot?"
"Of course! When I was alive, I was honored by the world of cultivators as...cough! Anyway, I know a lot of things, and you can ask me anything you want to know. But the question is not for nothing. I know you are poor now. In this way, I think the first ten questions can be given to you for free because we are still predestined. But after the ten questions, if there are new questions, you will have to pay corresponding rewards." Spiritual body language said earnestly: "Son, it's not me Boasting, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and you have to make good use of these ten questions."
"Where... can I... exchange spirit coins?"
"what?"
"I don't know?"
The mental body was silent for three seconds, and gave the answer in the tone of "you dead child is unforgivable": "Flying Snow and Storming Tower."
Eleven got the answer he wanted to know, so he stuffed Yujue back into the silk bag.
Spiritual body: It is said to avoid the god of evil, but why do I always have a sense of sadness that I am imprisoned in disguise?
The next day, after school on the eleventh day, instead of delaying extra practice, someone sent a letter home, saying that he wanted to take a stroll outside.
The family members thought that Eleven Lang had been studying hard for so many days and wanted to relax, so his mother asked Ting Tao to bring him some small silver coins—this month their father didn't dare to take their monthly silver, but the family didn't have any income. Several children handed over the moon silver to He Sun's family.
He Wu and He Ba had never taken their non-stupid younger brother out to play before, and they both followed them today.For the convenience of traveling, He Sanniang specially changed into men's clothes.
Si Xiao didn't bring too many servants, only Zhu Tingtao followed them.
When He Xiujie received the letter from his servant, he was overjoyed!The time he had been waiting for for many days finally came!In particular, Amon, the guard sent by the Patriarch to Eleven, didn't go out with him today, which is simply a godsend!
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