world's most stupid

It's a pity that Amon didn't even move his eyebrows.

He Xiujie cursed in his heart: This ugly ghost must be in the same family as his evil son if he looks so ugly!

Eleven nodded.Well, he figured out a puzzle.

As for why He Sun couldn't see that his eyes were different from ordinary babies, it was probably because of the vision of men and women in this society, and He Sun had given birth to seven children for six consecutive years, and raised three to death in the middle. I don't have the energy or the heart to observe the last silly son.

And because he was mistaken for being stupid, he basically had no contact with anyone. The three brothers and sisters in his family, He Yici, and the servants who served them the most were the ones he had the most contact with.

A servant does not look into his master's eyes, even if it is a silly young master.

And He San and He Yici are both children, even if He Yici is more mature and shrewd than ordinary children, he can't detect the difference between him and other children from his eyes.

"What else do you have to say now? I don't know what method you used to deceive the Patriarch and the ancestors, but I know that you are the evil cultivator who seized the house, so don't try to deceive me!" He Xiujie growled sternly.

Eleven made a sad expression, "Eyes..."

How can you tell me that I am an evil cultivator just by looking at me?

He Xiujie guessed what he was asking, and sneered: "There are also some things, such as when you were a child, no one took care of you, and you were able to crawl outside to find food by yourself, and you knew what to eat and what not to eat without being taught .”

This is indeed a flaw, a child always picks up anything and stuffs it into his mouth, but if he has possessed this body when he was born, then he really won't let the child eat things indiscriminately and harm himself.

So he was attached to this body a long time ago?From the birth of this child?Fetal wear?So is this still a seizure?

But why did he lose the memory of the previous seven years?

Eleven touched the scab on the side of his brain, could it be related to this?

It seems that he has to be more careful in his actions in the future. If he wants to stay in the He family, then he has to act like a real child who doesn't understand anything.The bad thing is that he has already forgotten what a real child should be like, one day or two is enough, after a long time, can he really hide it from the guard beside him?

Eleven made up his mind that no matter what his father said, he would not admit it, and only showed a little aggrieved expression.

Seeing him like that, He Xiujie was furious and slapped the table angrily: "And that weird ability on your body!"

I have a strange ability?Why don't I know it myself?what ability?Is it related to the excitement of the water in the basin?Eleven's eyes lit up.

"All kinds of flaws, how could you not be the evil cultivator who seized the house? Why did the Patriarch and the ancestors just refuse to believe me? Why!" He Xiujie was obviously calling Amon deliberately for the latter sentence.In fact, he mentioned all these evidences to the Patriarch, but his Patriarch's father only said that he thought too much.

Eleven really wanted to know what his strange abilities were, couldn't they be those threads coming out of his belly button?But his father just said that sentence and stopped, suffocating people.

In order to calm down, He Xiujie picked up the teacup and touched his lips, "Tell me, how long are you going to stay at my house? What conditions do you need before you leave?"

Eleven made a sad, wronged and angry look, and spread five fingers.

"Five years? Do you still want to stay in my house for another five years? No, you must leave immediately! I will not allow a crooked devil like you to stay at home and harm the entire He family." He Xiujie jingled the teacup, looking like himself The appearance of justice that is mostly considered for the family.

Eleven resisted the urge to put up the middle finger. With your negotiating tone, if the evil cultivator who seized the house came to your house, he didn't intend to harm the He family, but he would really want to do something after you said it.

"Five, ten thousand, two." When it comes to silver, Eleven finds that he has stopped stuttering, which is really gratifying.

"5 taels of silver!?" He Xiujie stood up and shouted, "You are dreaming!"

Eleven also planned to say that it was gold and not silver, but he didn't mention it for fear of irritating him too much.

He Xiujie opened his mouth and wanted to curse, but suddenly frowned and ran away holding his stomach.

But it's too late!

"Puff." A stench quickly spread in the room.

Eleven looked at his father in surprise.

"Puff, puff, puff." How could the opened gate be closed so easily.

"Get out! Get out of here!" He Xiujie's voice was shattered, and he raised his sleeve to cover his face, feeling ashamed to see anyone again.

Eleven also didn't want to continue watching his father standing and having diarrhea in a room full of stench.

When I went out, I still didn’t forget to yell in a panic: “Mother, mother, daddy has a diarrhea, and it’s on the trousers!”

The servant in the courtyard: "..."

The two servants waiting outside the house hurried in to serve their third master.

He Xiujie's shameful and indignant scolding came from the room, and the two servants were kicked out.They didn't dare to look at Young Master Eleven either, one was busy fetching clothes, the other was busy getting the bathtub.

When Mrs. He Sun heard his son's yelling and ran out to check the situation, the masters and servants of Baihe Courtyard already knew about their third master He's diarrhea on his trousers.

The child's voice was crisp and clear, and Eleven didn't control the pitch, even the next door could hear a little.

He Xiujie heard his son's anxious and loud cry outside, and he was so angry that he bleed out a mouthful of blood!

Eleven took a peek at Amon.

Why did He Xiujie suddenly have diarrhea?Can't even control it?

He swore he hadn't drugged or tampered with.So……

Eleven couldn't help the conspiracy theory, just now He Xiujie scolded Amon very rudely to get out, would Amon, who is a master of martial arts, really not be angry?

"That is the god of filth. Even if he is not angry, if your father dares to take the initiative to insult the god of filth, he will still be eroded by the filth. It's just that the diarrhea is a piece of cake. You know that in order to eliminate this person, from his appearance to now, a total of death How many cultivators have you acquired?"

who?Who is talking to me?

"I'm the original owner of the body refining technique. Little ghost, don't look around, I don't want to attract the attention of the god of uncleanness. I said that your family is so brave that you dare to invite the god of uncleanness home and use it to protect your descendants , are you sure your grandfather didn't have a deep hatred with you?"

Are you the original owner of the body refining technique?Where are you?Why can't I see you?

"Little ghost, I know you must have a lot of questions, but I can't detect what you are thinking, but I can guess it. No need to look for it, I am inside that jade."

Eleven: Dangdangdang!The legendary portable grandfather appeared~~

"Baby, what's the problem, let's talk after you avoid that dirty god. It's broken! He's looking over here, kid, put me in your silk bag, hurry up!"

Eleven pretended to look down for something, opened the brocade pouch hanging on his waist, took out the jade inside, and stuffed it into his silk bag as quickly as possible.

He didn't believe the sudden appearance of the accompanying grandfather, but now was obviously not the time to interrogate him.

Eleven closed the mouth of the bag again, and looked up at the tall man beside him.

Dirty God?Is it a nickname, or a real god?

Approximate Eleven's eyes were too bright, Amon raised his fingers and pushed the child's head back, "Your father wants to kill you."

Eleven immediately rubbed his eyes, pretending to be sad.

Amon: "Do you want me to kill him?"

"..." Eleven struggled so painfully, how much he wanted to say hello!

But he won't be fooled!This must be phishing law enforcement, this ugly ghost will go bad just looking at it.

After that, Eleven wanted to get rid of Amon so that he could have a conversation with the accompanying grandfather.But Amon, who has always been elusive, seemed to have taken the wrong medicine today, and followed him all the time.

Eleven couldn't help thinking: Could it be that the grandfather who was with him was exposed?

Amon: Strange, I clearly felt a mental wave in the child before, why did it disappear after a while?

In the evening, I took a shower on Eleventh, and when it was almost finished, Amon came in and poked him unconscious with another finger.

I carried the child to the bed and checked it carefully again, but found nothing special about the child.

Amon recalled the child's actions during the day, and turned his gaze to his clothes.

The bag containing silk and jade was opened.

Amon poured out the contents, and he didn't seem surprised when he saw the balls of silk thread.

Putting the thread back into the bag, Amon picked up the jade.

The mental body in Yujue is about to go crazy with fright, this one is too sensitive!He hid in Yujue for so many years, during which time he was handled by many great powers, but none of them noticed his existence.

Today, he couldn't help showing his existence to that weird child for a moment, because he noticed that the silk spit out from the child's navel could actually shield the consciousness, and he thought that as long as the speed was fast enough, he would definitely not attract the attention of this filthy god. .

But this unclean god really deserves to be a super power who can't even do anything to that one, and he didn't let go of any flaws.

The "carrying grandfather" thought he was going to be destroyed soon, but after a while, that person actually put Yu Jue into the bag again without doing anything.

Who didn't notice him?is it possible?is it possible!

Eleven sat on the bed and stared at Amon hard.

This is the second time he has found himself unconscious in the shower and being transferred to a bed.

Amon, who was sitting at the table reading a book, raised his head, "You fell asleep, and I carried you back."

Brother, where did you hide your loyalty and honesty as a bodyguard?Eleven accused Amon of lying with his eyes.

Amon turned his eyes back to the storybook, and there was no explanation.

Eleven saw that this man was not good enough, so he gave up attacking him with his eyes, leaned forward and pulled the bag on the bedside, took out Yujue from it, shook it, "Speak, talk!"

The mental body in Yujue is confused: ...

Seeing that Yujue didn't respond on Eleventh, she flicked her fingers: "Hey, listen, do you hear that? Say... something."

Spiritual body: This is the legendary bear child, right?This is the legendary bear boy!Can I come out and beat him up?

The corner of Amon's mouth seemed to curl up a little bit, but when you looked over, you would find that it was still a stone-like cool boy's face.

Seeing that the accompanying grandfather refused to come out on Shishi, he said seriously to Amon: "Please... you... go out. You and you are here, he... dare not come out."

Spiritual Body: This hateful world that makes people lose their trust!Even if I'm killed, I won't come out!

Amon stood up.

The spirit screamed inaudible to others.

Amon went out.

Spiritual body: ... I am old, and suddenly I can't understand this world.

Eleven knocked on Yujue: "Come out, come out."

Spiritual body: If I didn't fancy this brat's body and wanted to take it away, and this body must be given up voluntarily by the other party, I would definitely not pay attention to him.

"Why did you do this? Why did you let him know of my existence?" The spirit finally couldn't help asking the child.

Eleven took it for granted and said, "He is my... bodyguard."

"Looking for the god of uncleanness as a guard?! Are your brains broken!" The spirit body screamed.

"Dirty... What is God?" Eleven asked back.

The mental body suddenly became extremely quiet again, and it took a while before he spoke: "That person already knows about my existence, in order not to offend him, I will not say anything about him, if you want to know, you can ask him yourself .”

"Are you afraid of him?"

The spiritual body sneered, "No one is afraid of him. Only ordinary people like you who don't understand anything dare... Huh, a bunch of idiots!"

Eleven suddenly jumped out of bed, "Stupid idiot, you... scold me, I will let Amon beat you!" After finishing speaking, she actually ran out to find Amon.

The mental body was stunned again, and it took a while to react, and shouted: "Get out of here! You little brat, get out of here! Ahhh! This cruel world! You are driving me crazy!"