world's most stupid

Vladimir stopped the pickup truck in front of the liquor store and told his little angel: "I'll go down and get something, you wait for me in the car."

Han Doudou nodded, concentrating on poking a mobile phone.

The joyful music of the game is emitted from the mobile phone.

Vladimir smiled and shook his head. Since the little baby suddenly asked him if he had a mobile phone last night, and he found one to teach him how to play, the little baby has never left the mobile phone behind, just like all the mobile phone addicted children in the world Same, hold on to the game.

Vladimir was a little worried. When he got off the car, he pretended to look around inadvertently. This is a small city near the border with complex composition and strong folk customs. Mercenaries also like to gather or collect information or supplement resources here. There is an artillery regiment from country R stationed there.

The town looks the same as before, not particularly lively. There are people feeding pigeons in the square in front. The commercial streets on both sides already have history, and some buildings still have ancient Chinese style.

There are also many more Chinese faces here, and there are many people who come from China to do business, but only they know what kind of business the businessmen staying here are doing.

Vladimir looked back at the cab of the pickup truck again, and the little baby waved his hand casually as if he had sensed it.

The old man couldn't help showing a smile from the bottom of his heart, his magical little angel.

The wind chimes rang, and Vladimir dragged his legs and pushed open the glass door into the liquor retail store with a suitcase in his hand.

Five minutes later, Han Doudou put down his mobile phone and carefully put it in the pocket of the Bear jacket that Mir bought for him, pulled out the car key, opened the door and jumped out of the car lightly.

"Dinglingling." The wind chime sounded again.

The owner of the liquor store raised his head from behind the counter, "Huan... Hey, little thing, you've gone to the wrong place."

Han Doudou, with bear ears on his head, looked around the store curiously. There is a row of large oak barrels on the left side of the wine shop, and a wine display cabinet on the right. There are several tables in the middle, where people can taste wine at any time. The counter is on the inside.

"Little guy, where are your parents? This is not the place for you." The burly boss reminded the child again.

Not everyone likes children. The boss here happens to be an adult who hates children. He waved at Han Doudou who came over, "Hurry up!"

Han Doudou walked up to him, looked up, grabbed a bottle of red wine on the wine rack on the counter, and smashed the bottle on the boss's head.

The red wine turned into a red-black liquid and flowed down the boss's forehead. The boss couldn't even curse, so he lay down on the counter.

Han Doudou grabbed another bottle of red wine, walked around the counter, and pushed open a wooden door behind.

There are steps going down inside the wooden door.

Down the stairs, there is a small storage room with a table in the middle, and a middle-aged man behind the table is counting money.

Han Doudou saw the old suitcase on the table, which was exactly the one Mir carried.

Now the suitcase has been opened, revealing half of the uncounted banknotes inside.

"Hey! Brat, where did you come from? Why did Nikonov let you down? Nikonov!" the middle-aged man opened his voice and called to the top.

Han Doudou didn't even ask him where Mir was, he just walked over and threw the middle-aged man on the forehead with his wine bottle.

There was a gun on the table, but none of the middle-aged people wanted to pick it up. Who would be wary of a five or six-year-old cute kid in an animal costume?

This time the wine bottle was not broken, but the skull of the middle-aged man.He had heard from above that it was the man with this voice who shot Mill.

Han Doudou kicked a big hole in the cabinet next to the wall, and there was a space behind the hole. There was commotion inside, and the sound of thumping and rattling sounded like someone was fighting.

Han Doudou imitated his stupidity, tilted his head, weighed the wine bottle in his hand like a hooligan, and bent over to get into the big hole.

Old Mir, who was beating and being beaten, was surprised and happy when he saw the child sneaking in. Out of protection for the child, knowing that he was very powerful, he couldn't help shouting: "Baby, get out! Grandpa kill these bastard grandchildren immediately!" just come out."

Gunshots sounded.

Two minutes later, the cabinet was moved away, and Han Doudou walked in front with her head held high, and Mir walked out behind, leaning on the wall.

When Han Doudou passed the suitcase, he stopped and stupidly said that money is very important on Earth.

Mir watched his cherub reload the bills into the suitcase, probably dissatisfied with the lack of bills.He took another look in this storage room, and finally looked down at the table where the suitcase was placed.

Han Doudou didn't care about the mechanism of the table, so he forcibly lifted the table and threw it aside.

The sound of the crunching steel being snapped off made Mir's eyelids twitch.

Han Doudou stomped on the floor under the table, and from the sound, he could tell that there was a thicker metal layer underneath. He turned around and went into the secret room just now, and when he came out, he had a curved dagger in his hand.

Han Doudou raised the dagger and thrust it into the floor, scratched lightly in a circle, then pried lightly with the dagger, a thick iron plate was lifted up together with the wooden floor above.

Mir: If people who don't know it think this dagger is a treasure!

Han Doudou looked down into the hole, reached out and took out stacks of banknotes, and finally took out ten gold bars.

Han Doudou packed all these into the suitcase, picked up the suitcase with ease, and beckoned Mir to go upstairs with him.

Mir originally wanted to stop it, but the little baby just hurt people and didn't kill people. If they left like this, even if the forces above the opponent were resentful, they would be afraid of their strength and dare not chase after them, but if they took away the opponent's wealth... …For people in the dark forces, it doesn’t matter who you kill him, but it is absolutely unforgivable to steal his money, which can make the other party keep chasing and killing him.

But he wants to let his little baby live a prosperous life, and the little money he saved is not enough. Just now, he was almost robbed in exchange for a full set of new identities. If it wasn't for the little baby, his money and life would have long been All gone.

Similarly, if the little baby is not special, after he dies, these conscienceless beasts will not let the little baby look cute, on the contrary, it will maximize their interests to sell him.

Thinking of this, Mir's heart grew hostile.Take it, why not take it?If you have the guts, follow me to Huaxia to find me!

Yes, after much deliberation, Mir decided to take his little angel back to Huaxia.

Where is the safest place to hide a drop of water?In the sea of ​​course.The little baby with Huaxia's face must stay in Huaxia to attract the least attention.And he is of mixed race, with a little make-up, he will not be too eye-catching in a relatively international metropolis.

Besides... His little baby seems to have contacted his family, and his family is in Huaxia, and they are on their way to pick him up.

When Mill walked out of the store, he carried a wooden box containing wine and helped the store put up a sign that it was closed.

Looking at their appearance, others would think that grandparents and grandchildren had just bought drinks, so they would never think too much about it.

The pickup truck started, and Han Doudou took out his phone, crackling and poking a few keys.

After a while, a voice came from the opposite side: "Doudou, I beg you, don't make any more calls. How long has it been? How many calls have you made? International calls are very expensive, okay?"

Han Doudou laughed: "Stupid, don't be afraid, I made a lot of money just now, which allows us to make a lot of phone calls. Where have you been?"

He Chun made an estimate, and replied, "It's almost the border, where have you been?"

Cold Peas asked Mill.

Mir replied with mixed feelings: "The small town of Bograch."

He thought his little baby was an orphan, but last night the little baby's calls one after another have broken his extravagant imagination, and now he only hopes that the little baby can take him with him after meeting his family, and he can do it at the little baby's home A pastry chef, the kind that can do without salary.

Han Doudou: "Did you hear that?"

"I heard, we will get off the plane in Huaxia nearby. It is close to the border and it is very convenient for smuggling. If you can pass, you can pass. If you can't, wait for me to find you."

"Okay." Han Doudou also had an invisibility talisman on his body, but he couldn't locate Stupid, so he could only let him come to him.

The pickup truck drove out of the town and approached the border.

If there is no baby's family, Mir plans to find someone to take them to smuggle across the border, and then use the real new identity he bought to change his face and start a new life in China.

The former spy Mir was dead, and since that day his headstone has been erected in the town's communal cemetery, along with a box of actual ashes.

He used another identity to deal with real estate, etc., and no one saw him when Xiao Baobei disappeared.

As a spy, there are not many people who can die safely and freely. This time when he returns to Huaxia, he does not want to tell anyone he knew before. He hopes to get rid of the past and start a completely new life. If he can live with his little angel Just better.

On the other side of the river is the national border. The border between country R and China is relatively long, and many places cannot be well defended. As long as you are familiar with the terrain or have local people to guide you, smuggling is not particularly easy, but it is not particularly difficult.

The old and the young got off the pickup truck, and Mir took the suitcase, which was very heavy with ten gold bars and full of banknotes.

Seeing that he was struggling to carry it, Han Doudou snatched the box.

Mir saw that he was carrying it with ease, so he just smiled and then reached out and pulled out a crutch from the cab.

The accelerator of the pickup was supported by the wooden box containing wine, and it drove straight into the rushing river.

The river was not wide but deep, and the pickup soon sank into the water and could no longer be seen.

"Mir, look, dead man!" Han Doudou pointed to the river surface, and a body lying in the river flowed down the river.

The old man wanted to cover the child's eyes, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was unnecessary. This one has even killed people, and he still used such a weird way.

"There are a lot of dead people here, and you can see corpses floating by all year round, but very few people salvage them, and most of them let them float along the water until they are eaten up by fish and shrimp."

"No." Han Doudou suddenly dropped the suitcase and jumped out with a small body.

Mir saw the kid jump to the river, grab the body and jump back.

Mir: "..." It's true that he is half of Chinese blood, but this is the first time he has seen this kind of Chinese lightness kung fu that only appears on TV.

Han Doudou Nian turned the body over without changing his expression.

It was only then that Mill realized that the corpse was a bit weird. He had no clothes on him, was completely naked, with holes in his ears, two bones stuck in, complex tattoos on his face and body, like some kind of performance art weirdo.

What makes people uncomfortable is that art geeks are not very old when they look carefully, at most in their twenties.

But Han Doudou recognized the origin of this strange man at a glance. The complicated tattoos on the face and body of the strange man were clearly similar to the Vajra Talisman Powerful Talisman.

What's more, Bai Bai has already shouted in his mind: "This is a body refiner in the cultivation world, the demon race."

Han Doudou frowned, who killed this demon?Shouldn't it be a person from Earth, or a practitioner from the comprehension world?

Mir bent down and said to Han Doudou, "Put him back in the water, or put him where he is, we can't do anything about it."

Han Doudou shook his head, squatted down on the ground, and stretched out a pair of tender little hands to press back and forth on the strange man's body.

"Baby, don't do this, this is not a toy." Mier couldn't bear to stop him.

"Puchi!" Han Doudou's palm went straight into the strange man's chest, and he touched it.

Mill: "..."

Not counting after touching Han Doudou, he stretched out his other hand, and both hands opened the gap just now and pulled hard to both sides.

Below the gap, a part of the rib that originally protected the heart was gone, and the heart under the rib was also gone.

The stealth fighter plane slowly landed from the sky, the weeds lay low, and someone approached with a cat leaning against the strong wind, but stopped at the edge.

He Chun and Amon, as well as the beautiful youth Luo He and the soldier king Gong Qiudong jumped off the fighter plane one after another.

After the four separated for a certain distance, Gong Qiudong gestured to the fighter plane, and the fighter plane took off and left.

Other planes will pick them up after they complete their mission.

"Hello!" Someone saluted them, without too many pleasantries, "The vehicle and guide have been arranged for you, and the navigation does not work here."

"Thank you." Luo He returned the salute.

Neither said much to each other, the man led them to a nearby path, and an old van was parked by the side of the road.

The man approached the van and patted the window of the driver's seat, and the driver inside poked his head out.

The man said something in the local language, the driver smiled, lit the cigarette in his ear, and waved.

The man said to the four of them: "He asked you to get in the car. He can speak Mandarin and knows the surrounding terrain very well. You should try to listen to him on the way, but you have to be careful yourself."

The four of them got into the car, and He Chun hugged his trumpet Amon and sat in the passenger seat.

Luo He and Gong Qiudong had no choice but to sit in the back.

The driver is an uncle in his 50s. His hair is very black. I don’t know if he has just dyed it. His body is full of muscles and tattoos. He looks like a bad guy, but when he smiles, his whole atmosphere changes. Especially the sun is very stupid.

"I heard from Old Wu that the one who was kidnapped was your little brother, right? Go pick him up now?" The driver uncle spoke to He Chun in his poor Mandarin.

He Chun showed a mixed expression of sadness and joy: "Yes, the person we entrusted has redeemed my brother, and we are going to pick him up now."

The uncle driver looked at the rearview mirror, then at little Amon, who was playing with his cell phone with a cold face, and shook his head: "Are the bodyguards hired by your family behind? Why didn't your parents come? You brought your other little boy here." younger brother?"

He Chun really wanted to ask the uncle to remove the small characters in front of the younger brother. When the uncle said it, it was as if he had two little brothers.

"I'm worried about leaving him at home." He Chun made a bitter expression, "As for my father...he still has to take care of his new wife who is pregnant and younger, so he doesn't have time to pick up his younger brother."

The uncle driver suddenly slapped the steering wheel hard, "Fuck! Is your little brother's kidnapping related to your stepmother? You dare not leave your other little brother at home because you are afraid that something will happen to him? Poor thing, this The child is covered with scars, was he bullied by his stepmother before?"

He Chun laughed, and sighed: "No, the injury on Amon's body was caused by the aunt, because Amon's mother seduced her husband. Doudou is the child of the third mother, and the third mother is the richest. The money was left to Doudou, but Dad wanted Doudou's money, so he married the fourth wife."

Luohe's face twitched, and Gong Qiudong bit his lip from behind.

The driver uncle was stunned for a moment, then patted the steering wheel vigorously, and asked the boy, "Who are you?"

He Chun replied solemnly: "No, I am the child of my father's mistress. My mother has no money or family background so she couldn't marry him."

The driver uncle seemed to really believe it, and couldn't help but lament the complexity of this society and the sinister nature of human nature, and praised the brothers for their good relationship, even though they have the same father and different mothers.

"Speaking of which, we also have a family here that is similar to yours, but their family's situation is even weirder. Their family name is Wan. Most of us in this area are surnamed Wu, and I am the same. You can call me Uncle Wu. Lao Wan's son is For water quality research, we set up several chemical plants 20 years ago for the sake of economy. The local water and soil resources were destroyed in a mess. Lao Wan’s son Xiao Wan came back after graduating from university and wanted to restore the water and soil in his hometown to the original state, but that was so An easy thing." Old Wu sighed, as if lost in memory.

"Xiao Wanyi was very good at the beginning. Although he doesn't like to talk, we local people respect him very much for being a practical person. But one day he brought back a woman from the river, and that woman was not particularly beautiful. , but Xiao Wan liked her very much. Lao Wan disagreed with Xiao Wan marrying a woman of unknown origin, Xiao Wan insisted on marrying, and then Lao Wan died suddenly, saying it was a myocardial infarction. Then Xiao Wan married that woman. "

The two sitting in the back moved closer to the front, both attracted by Lao Wu's story.

Old Wu saw that someone was cheering him on, so he spoke even more vigorously: "After marriage, that woman gave birth to a child for Xiao Wan. I heard that the obstetrician who delivered the woman was so frightened that he threw the child on the ground on the spot. Anyway, our local No one has ever seen the child, only occasionally someone would hear the cry of a child in Xiao Wan's house. The woman died within two years of the child's birth, by the river where Xiao Wan found her. It is said that the internal organs have been gouged out."

"Huh?" Luo He asked in surprise from behind.

Old Wu sighed: "Some people say that Xiaowan wanted to restore the clarity of the river, which annoyed the bosses of the chemical plant. His wife died so badly, that is revenge. Later, Xiaowan wanted someone to take care of his children and his mother. Someone introduced me to marry another woman. That woman also brought a daughter with her. But soon the woman and the daughter she brought also died, also died by the river, also without internal organs. "

Now even He Chun was completely attracted, "Has the murderer not been found?"

"No." Old Wu shook his head, and continued: "In the past ten years, Xiao Wan has married two wives one after another. The locals dare not marry him, and he bought the two wives from remote places with half the money. The two women gave birth to a child for Xiaowan respectively. The first one died just after giving birth. The second one died at the beginning of this year. It was said that it was suicide, and the body floated in the river. When the body was collected, it was said to be a body On the surface, everything looks fine."

"No autopsy?" He Chun asked.

"I don't know." Old Wu patted the steering wheel, "Actually, the deaths of these women are not the strangest thing, the strangest thing is that Xiao Wan has three children, but none of these three children has seen them, only people have heard of the children's death. And Xiao Wan has died so many wives, he still stays in the research institute for a long time every day, and rarely goes home."

"Fathers rarely go home, so who is taking care of those three children?" Luo He asked from behind.

A light flashed in Old Wu's eyes, but he said inadvertently: "Who knows, maybe it's Mrs. Xiao Wan, but that old woman... Huh! Everyone is afraid of Xiao Wan, even dare not go to his house, because they are afraid It's bad luck. Poor, counting the age, Xiaowan's oldest son should be as old as this little brother, and the two younger ones should be about the same size as this little one. If I didn't see them, I wouldn't talk to you Talk about Xiaowan."

A strange sense of disobedience arose in He Chun's heart.Why didn't the local police file a case for investigation when such a tragedy happened in the local area?Maybe a case was filed, but nothing was investigated?

Rumors are always exaggerated, maybe the Wanjia story is not so weird, it just becomes so weird when it is constantly being added and added to the process of being spread.

Luo He suddenly asked from behind: "Old Wu, do you often tell outsiders about this?"

Old Wu laughed loudly, "It's just a story, don't take it seriously, no one knows what happened to Xiao Wan's family. Maybe the police know?"

He Chun sent a voice to his master: "This old driver has a problem."

"Well, he's afraid and looking forward to it." Amon returned without raising his head.

He Chun was thoughtful: "You mean what he wants to tell outsiders through the story?"

Amon: "He didn't think or recall any while telling the story, which shows that this is not the first time he has told this story to others."

He Chun looked at Old Wu again, and sure enough, he found that there was a little expectation in Old Wu's expression, but his expectation was not for him and Amon, but for Luo He and Gong Qiudong behind.

It suddenly occurred to He Chun that Old Wu was entrusted by the local military, so could he guess that their identities were not just to pick up kidnapped children?

In other words, did Lao Wu think that Luo He and Gong Qiudong who followed were actually high-level police or military officers?So he deliberately told this story in front of the two of them, because he wanted the higher authorities to intervene in the investigation of Wanjia?

Well, kind of interesting.Maybe after they pick up Han Doudou, they can make a trip to Wushi Town.