world's most stupid

At night, He Chun couldn't help but laugh when he looked at the trumpet master who was sleeping next to him and playing with his mobile phone wearing only a pair of trousers.

Master becoming bigger and smaller seems to be addictive, but the trumpet master is indeed cuter.

He Chun happily hugged his little master and lay down.

Amon just learned to use web search, just like wandering aimlessly on the Internet.

He Chun didn't play with his mobile phone. He had basically mastered the usage of the smartphone on the patrol boat. Seeing that his master didn't seem to have any new problems, he sent a message to the other children with a paper crane: "What are you busy with? I Now that I have found a place to stay, do you want to come over and play together? Or should I go to find you? My mobile number is 198XXXX2222, and I can use mobile phones and telephones to make direct contact. For foreign countries, add 86, and WeChat also uses this number."

Not long after, Han Douding's paper crane was the first to fly back: "Stupid, please help me draw a few blasting symbols that can be controlled from a distance and triggered at regular intervals. I already know how to conquer a country as quickly as possible. ,It is said that the most powerful weapon on the earth is a nuclear bomb. Whether it explodes or hurts people, it is terrible. Country R has many missile bases. I plan to control the one with the most, and then find other bases together. Send me the remote control blaster , I put them on the missiles, blow up two first to scare them, from now on country R and the earth will be ours!"

He Chun was so frightened that he almost rolled off the bed.My Doudou Xiaozu!You really either don't play, and if you want to play, pick the biggest one!

He Chun replied immediately: "Ancestor! Don't mess around, I'll find you tomorrow! Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely no bombs, missiles, nuclear bombs!"

When the second talisman arrived, the paper crane opened its mouth and made a wooden voice like a small crab: "Stupid, the pirates won't let me go. If I leave, they will cry. What should I do?"

He Chun wiped his sweat, what's going on?But compared to Han Doudou who wants to subvert the world with a nuclear bomb, the problem of the little crab belongs to Xiaoqing.

So he asked with a paper crane: "Why? Also, there are too few paper cranes. Find me a phone or a mobile phone. If you don't know how to use it, ask the pirate to teach you. Also, I know two friends, one is Sha Xing and the other is Geng Xiao. Wu, they are sharks and little turtles, they are looking for you, if you have any difficulties, you can ask them for help."

Jia Qianjin's paper crane didn't arrive, but his call came: "Stupid, you finally know how to use a mobile phone. By the way, I have encountered a little problem here, and I can't find you for the time being, and you don't have to come to me for the time being." .”

He Chun lay on the bed, put the phone to his ear: "What's wrong?"

Jia Qianjin laughed before saying a word, the laughter was soft, obviously very motherly, but it made people feel like being scratched by a little feather, wanting to listen and listen again: "The thing is like this, the grandson of the aunt who took me in at the beginning fell ill. Well, I have a tumor in my brain, and they haven’t charged me for food and rent, so I prescribed a prescription to cure their grandson. Didn’t you see that there are many little patients in the hospital here? , They are all in pain, and some diseases are not difficult for me, so I can treat them easily."

Stupid wants to say that this is a good thing, "Then be careful, don't attract too much attention, the earth's medical technology has been very advanced, but some diseases are not so easy to cure, if you stay in the cancer area..."

"It's the cancer area. This E language is very troublesome to learn. It took me three days to fully master it. After I saved about five or six children, the people here suddenly formed a sect and regarded me as the Holy Son. No one listens. Every day, many people come to see me from far away, just begging me to touch their heads, give them a bowl of black holy water, or let me prick them with a holy needle."

stupid:"……"

Jia Qianjin was shy: "Oh, the people here are so enthusiastic. Their yamen servants even came to the place where I lived to stand guard. Every day, many people gave me a lot of things. I will treat them as a doctor. Don't worry. I have collected money, oh, it’s not called collecting money here, it’s called sponsorship. Stupid, I think about it, it’s also a boost when I train these believers, and let them help us find mission targets in the future, and we can also Take it easy."

Stupid: "...Actually, you did it on purpose, right?"

Jia Qianjin smiled softly, like a little fox, "I wanted to earn some pocket money, but when I saved the second person, someone crossed me and called Holy Son, I thought there was nothing more to do." The power is stronger than the religious power, anyway, the gods in the world are all one family, and I am not pretending."

Stupid: "Did you light up something when you were saving someone?"

Jia Qianjin sighed shyly: "You have seen through it all. I just saw such a thing on their TV and wanted to try it. I didn't expect it to be so easy."

Stupid: "What kind of light did you put on when you saved people?"

Jia Qianjin: "I think people here like to go to a place called a church, just like our Taoist temples and temples. They especially like the Virgin Mary, Holy Child, and angels, and they like to shine light behind their heads, so I am here. When rescuing people, I also put a little light on the head and behind, and by the way, I made the light shape into the shape of wings."

Suddenly, a picture appeared in his mind: an extremely beautiful oriental boy, with a face full of compassion, stretched out his hand to caress a child who was tortured by illness. The child's pain gradually disappeared under the boy's touch. At this moment, the oriental boy's A light and shadow suddenly appeared behind him, like the wings of an angel.

Seeing this scene, even non-superstitious people will shake their minds, not to mention foreign believers who firmly believe in the existence of God and angels.

In addition, at this time, the sick child who was suffering from cancer and should have been waiting to die suddenly recovered. No matter what doctor Ren checked, the focus of the disease had been removed.And this is not the first miracle, the same miracle happened several times one after another... Even if Jia Xiaoxiang who caused these miracles is not a god, he will be deified!

As for why the representative sent by God this time is an oriental, well, he has sent both whites and blacks before, so it is normal to change to an oriental with the largest population on earth this time, and gods have to keep pace with the times.

Well, the only thing He Stupid wants to say at this moment is: His little friends are all too good at playing!The daughter has become the leader, the little crab is also on the verge of becoming the pirate boss, and Han Doudou is planning to take the world's largest country as the starting point and take the whole earth into his pocket.Compared with them, what is he building an island group and participating in a task force?

At this time, the forgotten spider...

The little white spider lay on top of the same white lion, looking at the distant grassland with deep eyes.

Before it came to the earth, it never thought that it would encounter the atmosphere of its hometown here.But the earth is not its hometown, but why does the earth have the atmosphere of its hometown everywhere?

Zhuzhu wanted to figure this out more than she wanted to see He Zhuzhu immediately.

He Zhuzhu dropped the phone, turned over and pressed on his master, and said extremely weakly: "I have a hunch that the earth will be taken off."

This is just the effect caused by the members of their leg-holding team, plus Spider Spider and Amon, there are only six in total.But how many experiencers have come to the earth?

"Bu-bu-bu——!" A dull but unignorable siren suddenly sounded in the compound.

He Stupid jumped up, subconsciously put on his clothes as quickly as possible, grabbed his storage bag and mobile phone, and was about to run outside.

Amon grabbed him: "What's wrong?"

He Chun said solemnly: "There is an emergency situation, this is an order for emergency assembly."

A lot has changed in the past nine years, but there are also some things that have not changed since the beginning of the regulation.

When He Chun and Amon ran outside, the members of the special case team who had already fallen asleep had already opened the door and rushed to gather in the office on the front floor.

He Chun also saw Fu Yi, but Fu Yi ran past them as if he hadn't seen them.

The soldier king Gong Qiudong who ran from behind motioned for the two to follow him.

At this time, a lot of people had gathered in the front hall, all of them were neatly dressed, no one was in confusion, and no one was whispering questions to each other.Although there were many people, the entire front hall was extremely quiet.

He Chun looked around the front hall. It was a large space with a large screen in the front and several rows of computers in the middle, subtly divided into several office areas.

Li Weiguo also arrived soon. He didn't have to directly lead the work of the task force, but now that the situation is urgent, he will be in charge for the time being.

"Song Yu, introduce the situation." Li Weiguo walked to the front and ordered.

"Yes." An elite man whose age cannot be seen picked up a piece of information from the computer desk, walked in front of everyone, and quickly said: "I am Song Yu, the leader of the task force. I just received an urgent report. A new equipment research institute in Kunlun Mountains in my country was attacked an hour ago. The meteorites and related materials used for the research were missing, and the research institute was destroyed. The person who did it is said to be a... Wearing a big red bellyband with a skyrocket on the top of his head braids, a fat and tender child, and a pangolin."

When Song Yu described the appearance of the little robber, the corners of his mouth twitched imperceptibly.

"This is the surveillance image from the research institute. Please take a look." Song Yu turned around and pressed the play button.

A high-tech laboratory appeared on the big screen. A row of temperature-controlled cabinets were placed in a corner of the laboratory. There were only a few stones in the cabinets.

Two researchers were researching something on the operating table in the middle. At this moment, a two- or three-year-old doll wearing a red bellyband suddenly appeared from the ground floor of the research room.

The little doll seemed a little confused when he came out, but he turned his head and looked around, and quickly locked on to the target. With a cheer, he rushed forward and punched the glass of the temperature control cabinet, taking out all the stones inside.

Probably because his hands were too small and he had no place to put things on his body. When two staff members stepped forward to stop him, he took off the coat of one of them and used it to wrap stones.

Angry and amused and curious at the same time, the researchers asked him where he came from and coaxed him, and one of the researchers stalked up behind the doll, trying to grab him.

At this moment, a huge pangolin suddenly jumped out from the ground, bit the little baby's harvest and wanted to run away.

The little doll yelled and started fighting with the pangolin on the spot.

And the force value of these two obviously greatly exceeded their appearance, and they destroyed the entire research room to scum in a short while.

The security guards arrived, but the pangolin was invulnerable, and the pangolin could spray out corrosive liquid that corroded metal and walls. The research room was damaged more and more. Follow the surveillance camera, and you can see that the damage has spread to the entire research room Place.

The little baby who snatched the meteorite with the pangolin seemed to be relatively timid. Seeing more and more people, he went underground and ran away regardless of the harvest.

The pangolin finally bumped away from the security guard, and with the researcher's robe wrapped in the meteorite in its mouth, it also burrowed into the ground and ran away.

The screen stops.

"Puchi." Someone laughed, and then there were several laughs.

Someone even joked: "Is that the legendary ginseng doll and his forest buddies?"

"The bellyband is very cute, and the pigtail is even cuter. I want to take it home and raise it."

More laughter.

Li Weiguo said with a laugh: "If no one told me in advance, I would definitely think like everyone else that this is a clumsy fairy tale movie made by some child. Unfortunately, it is not."

The laughter disappeared.

Song Yu interjected with a stern expression: "Whether it is the staff's dictation or the surveillance video, it shows that this is not a dream, but a reality. A milk doll that is invulnerable to weapons and guns, a pangolin that can spray acid and bite a pistol, suddenly appeared and Suddenly disappeared. Fortunately, we have proved that this combination is possible in the real world before then."

Song Yu's eyes fell on He Chun and Amon.

Seeing Amon transform from a teenager into a child, Song Yu's eyes shrank suddenly.

Others also followed Song Yu's gaze, yes, what's so surprising, didn't they form a task force just for these magical children who suddenly appeared.

Li Weiguo was also surprised when he saw little Amon. He heard his subordinates report about Amon's transformation. The entire compound was monitored by monitors, but seeing it with his own eyes was still different from seeing it through a projector.

Song Yu coughed softly, "Eleven, do you know this child and that pangolin?"

He Chun shook his head resolutely: "I don't know them, but they should be from the same batch."

The same batch of what?Everyone present wanted to know the following, but the young man chose not to say anything.

Song Yu: "Then do you know their abilities and why they went to the research institute to snatch those meteorites?"

He Chun pointed to the screen: "You should have seen their abilities with your own eyes. I don't know if there are other abilities. As far as I know, the abilities of our batch are not the same. Some abilities are single, and some abilities are different. have mastered a variety of extraordinary abilities. As for why they seized the meteorite, "

He Chun paused for a moment, and directly brought up his master's excuse: "It's because of energy. I suspect that these meteorites are similar to the meteorites that fell on the Zhangjiadao Group before, and they all contain a certain amount of energy. Maybe they are of the same kind." Meteorites may also be possible. And our...weakness is that we need energy, without energy we cannot use our abilities."

Fu Yi raised his hand and touched the ring hidden under his shirt. He knew before everyone else that these "monsters" who appeared suddenly were looking for energy, for example, the big black dog was eyeing his ring.

But how could he give the ring that He Chun left to him, which bound him for life in exchange, to Da Hei Gou? retreat temporarily.

But if the big black dog gathers more monsters to trouble him, and he can't often use the golden core stage cultivation base, it will be a headache.

Fu Yi didn't know at this time, his headache was still behind.

Song Yu asked: "Then besides these energetic meteorites, what else will become your energy?"

"It depends on what their respective abilities require." He Chun said vaguely.The six realms of comprehension have all come, human cultivation, demon cultivation, Buddhist cultivation, spiritual cultivation, demon cultivation and ghost cultivation, everyone needs different energy.But if he said that the energy needed is spiritual energy, yin energy, wish power, and magic energy, the people present would definitely think of cultivation.

Song Yu asked: "So they will destroy and absorb the known energy of the earth?"

"It's possible. But no one would drink petroleum, but it doesn't rule out who has a special taste. Maybe there are people who like to eat soil, steel, and sulfuric acid...it's all possible." The young man replied seriously.

No one laughed, and it would be terrible if the teenager was telling the truth.

Song Yu took a deep breath and asked again on behalf of everyone: "You...I mean this batch of dark blue children, don't they know much about human relationships?"

The young man scratched his head: "Not really, everyone is very smart, as long as they have a little contact with the outside world for a few days, they can almost figure out the situation. If they have access to TV and the Internet, they will learn faster."

"Then will they have hatred for humans?"

"No." As soon as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the boy said again: "But it's true that many people look down on ordinary people, and those who are capable will always act more recklessly."

"Then is there any way to persuade them not to destroy and live a good life?" Li Weiguo interjected.

Give them mission goals, let them have fun, have a great stay, and they'll be gone after a year.Of course, He Chun couldn't say that. He could only put it another way: "They are collecting energy, and that kind of meteorite is one of the representatives. In other words, wherever the meteorite goes, they go."

"Understood!" Song Yu turned to look at Li Weiguo.

Collecting meteorites is no small matter, he needs cooperation from above.

Li Weiguo nodded lightly and said that he would arrange the collection of similar meteorites, and at the same time told Song Yu with his eyes that this would also become one of the important tasks of the task force.

After Song Yu knew what was in his mind, he asked He Chun again: "I don't think anyone wants bloodshed between each other, so can you tell me what weapons can be used to deal with these children? For example, they can lose their ability to move for a period of time, or At least it scares them off."

"I don't know how to deal with them, I only know one thing." He Chun said in a word: "Don't attack first."

The trainees are all asked not to kill the earth's natives indiscriminately, but before Han Doudou killed four gangsters but was not forcibly returned, this shows that the number of indiscriminate killings in the hearts of that immortal and all the great powers is absolutely congratulatory to him Tsubaki thought differently.

As for the number of indiscriminate killings to be considered indiscriminate killings, no one knows yet.He Chun didn't want this to be tested either.

He could only hope that all the trainees would be concerned about the two requirements of not being allowed to reveal their identities as cultivators and not being allowed to kill indiscriminately, and only hoped that things would not hurt others.

But the same cultivators will not allow the "humble" natives to invade them. If the people on earth do it first, they will have an excuse to fight back.

Song Yu heard the words and immediately turned on the video and watched it again.Looking at it, everyone at the scene realized that the little baby and the pangolin fought back after being attacked. Before that, they only attacked each other and did not affect others.

For example, the two researchers who were in the laboratory at that time, the entire laboratory was smashed, and they still escaped.

The security guards who fired at the back were even more unlucky. Many people were injured by the corrosive liquid of the pangolin, and one security guard was stuffed into the floor by a milk doll.

"Everyone has seen it. If it is not necessary in the future, when we face these dark blue children and those mutant creatures, we must not attack first, understand?" Song Yu looked around at the members.

"Yes!" The action team members answered in unison.

Amon touched his apprentice's butt unhappily, um, it's a matter of height.I thought that the people on earth were too surprised, and they gathered urgently just for this matter?

Song Yu said at this time: "The urgent gathering of everyone is not only for this matter, but also for a more important matter. The legendary fairy trail suddenly appeared on the top of Kunlun Mountain. No less than twenty witnesses said that they I saw many immortals and beasts appear near the top of Tianchi Lake and Kunlun Mountain, which are inaccessible places. And the time of sighting coincides with the time when the meteorite from the research institute was snatched away."

He Chun raised his hand: "It was also dark in Kunlun Mountain an hour ago, how could those witnesses see immortals and beasts?"

Song Yu replied: "The witnesses are all members of a university mountaineering club. They stayed overnight by the Tianchi Lake on the top of the mountain. During the party at night, they saw with their own eyes several fairies and legendary beasts appearing near the Tianchi Lake, and then they left together and disappeared in the lake. The top of Kunlun Mountain."

He Chun: Damn it, these idiots have been on earth for more than seven days, don't they know how to change their clothes?Still flying around, when others can't guess that they are cultivators?

Song Yu: "The helicopter will arrive soon. This matter is not too big or too small. If the so-called immortals seen by witnesses are the dark blue children we are looking for, at least we must find them as soon as possible, so that they will stop being so ostentatious." .Eleven, we hope you will come with us this time."

"Uh, let's divide the troops into two groups. Didn't Uncle Ho say that he would send us two helicopters? Give me one, and I'll pick up a friend."

Song Yu frowned, "Are you in a hurry?"

He Chun nodded vigorously: "It's very urgent, I'm afraid that if I don't rush to pick him up, the news network will broadcast the third world war to begin tomorrow night."

"...Are you joking?" Song Yu raised his eyebrows.

He Chun sighed: "I also hope I'm joking, but our family Doudou has already rushed to the nuclear missile base of country R, ​​just waiting to blow up two nuclear bombs for fun. By the way, he is very strong, let a flood It's not that hard to make a tsunami or something."

There was an uproar!

People as calm as Song Yu and Li Weiguo changed their expressions in an instant.Li Weiguo took a step back, and immediately took out his mobile phone to contact Lao Hu. He wanted Lao Hu to speed up and send the fastest fighter!Instead of a slower helicopter, not only that, but he also had to notify the military to give the green light all the way so that He Chun and the two could rush to the border as quickly as possible, and then send people out.