world's most stupid

Fu Yi got up to shave in the morning, and suddenly saw half of the bathroom door reflected in the corner of the mirror, and a person was looking at him by the door.

"Little Chun!" Fu Yi suddenly turned his head, and the safety blade slashed across his face.

There was no one by the door.

Damn it, Fu Yi was stunned for a moment, smiled wryly, dropped the razor, turned the faucet to the maximum, and splashed the water on his face.

"Pfft!" The water in the faucet suddenly spewed out like an arrow.

Fu Yi hurriedly went to turn on the faucet, but found that the more he turned it, the worse it became. The head of the faucet was slippery.

It was almost time to go to work, and Fu Yi didn't have time to repair it, so he could only close the switch located under the pool.

Because of this unexpected accident, he was delayed a little longer than usual, and he was inevitably in a hurry when he went out.

When I got to the usual elevator, I found that the elevator door was wide open, and there was a sign under maintenance inside.

People on the same floor are complaining and waiting together for another elevator.

But probably because most of the people in the whole building were squeezing the elevator, the elevator came up extremely slowly.

Fu Yi looked at the number at the top of the elevator that remained unchanged for a long time, clicked his tongue, turned and ran to the safe corridor, he remembered that there was a freight elevator there.

There were a lot of people waiting for the freight elevator, Fu Yi looked at the time displayed on his phone, and didn't bother to wait any longer, and walked directly to the safety stairs.

He was not the only one who chose to go down the stairway, everyone was very fast.

Most of the people living in this dormitory building are young people of their age, and some of them still know each other. The buddies downstairs saw Fu Yi and greeted him: "Fu Ju, good morning."

Fu Yi nodded to them, but did not speak.

When Fu Yi quickly ran downstairs, a coast guard next to the buddy curled his lips: "What are you proud of?"

The buddy said indifferently: "Forget it, that person has such a temper, he is cold to everyone."

"Boom!" There was a loud muffled sound.

Several people who went downstairs accelerated at the same time, wanting to see what happened below.

Fu Yi silently got up from the ground, he fell quite hard, rolled down the stairs, and finally hit the wall, that is, his body is strong, plus..., he can withstand such a heavy impact, Another person could break his neck.

Fu Yi stuffed the pendant that fell out of his clothes back into his shirt, and stood up grabbing the railing of the stairs.

"Brother, are you okay?" The person who went downstairs came over to help.

Fu Yi shook his head, pushed those people away to express that he was fine.

Someone looked back at the stairs above and murmured, "That seems to be oil? It may have been dripped by someone who bought something."

The people running down the stairs were a little embarrassed to see that it was Fu Yi who fell down.

Fu Yi himself didn't take it seriously, after losing that person, he seemed to be very indifferent to face and the like, and this was the reason why he was able to get back up again.

The dormitory is not far from the building where he works, and it takes only 10 minutes to walk there.

But there is a crossroad in the middle, and that section of the road is quite busy.

The red light was very long, and Fu Yi really wanted to just run across the road, but he was wearing a uniform today, so he could only wait patiently. Seeing that there were still more than [-] seconds left, he simply turned on his phone and began to check today's work schedule.

"Di-!"

"Didi-di-!"

The ear-piercing horn sounded continuously, Fu Yi raised his head and looked towards the center of the road.

I don't know who's family raised a wolfhound with shiny black fur and a huge body like a colt, but it just ran out like this.Because of this big dog standing in the middle of the road, the vehicles on the road were in chaos.

Pedestrians who were crossing the road on the other side were also frightened and either quickened their pace and ran across the road, or made a big bend to avoid the dog.

"What a big dog! Is that a wolfhound? It looks fierce." The passers-by who were also waiting for the red light talked a lot.

Some people called the police on the spot, after all, the dog was really too big.

Some people looked at Fu Yi, as if they felt that this matter should be handled by the uniformed ones.

Fu Yi's eyes lit up when he saw the big dog. He used to be indifferent to furry cats and dogs, but after being with that person for a long time, I don't know if he was influenced by that person and started to like it. Dogs, especially large breeds.

Do you want to go and have a look?That dog's fur is so well maintained, it must have an owner, and a dog with an owner generally won't bite people casually.

Just when the red light turned green, Fu Yi walked towards the big dog still in the center of the road.

Huo Xiaodou stared at these iron boxes running around with a gloomy face, wanting to smash them one by one.

Yesterday he landed in a village full of square buildings and many human beings. Seeing that he did not kneel down or offer sacrifices, those human beings took out something like a flat sign and kept flashing him.

In his rage, he wanted to burn all those disrespectful humans to death, and when the flames were about to spew out, he suddenly remembered his father's instructions.

You can't kill indiscriminately, you can't indulge your temper, and you can't reveal to the local natives that you are from the demon world of the six realms of cultivation, otherwise the mission will be considered a failure.

Huo Xiaodou recited these few words over and over silently for many times before he suppressed his anger.

Afterwards, he ran all the way and drank water in a small garden that looked pretty in the morning. The water was so bad that he spit it out as soon as he drank it, and accidentally burned the small pool a few times. Hole.He was thinking about whether to find some stones to block the holes, when he saw a group of strange people running over with collars and trying to catch him.

How could Huo Xiaodou be caught by those ordinary humans? He stomped all of them unconscious and ran here.

He was standing in the center of the road, but he was feeling the energy nearby, looking for the target of his mission.He didn't run around, but found here after searching.

The task of the demon world and the other four worlds this time is to search for the items of extraterrestrial monsters that fell on the earth. Although Huo Xiaodou has never been to the outer battlefield, his brother has brought back many bones and items of extraterrestrial monsters. He remembers the smell Son.

This is his advantage, because of this advantage, he is very sure that he will be the first one to find the items of the monsters outside the sky.

This is the taste!Huo Xiaodou turned around abruptly, staring at the walking human.

The storm last night has long since stopped, and the sea and sky in the morning are as blue as the purest jade.

On the patrol boat, the coast guards looked nervous and came and went in a hurry.

Wei Changjiang and the deputy captain discussed in a low voice. Although the storm last night did not overturn the patrol boat, it damaged the communication system on the patrol boat.

They began to investigate the cause after the storm stopped, but so far they have not found the real cause of the damage to the communication system.

To make matters worse, after a night of stormy weather, they seem to have strayed from their original course, and their navigation system is also malfunctioning.

"There seems to be a special magnetic field near here, and the compass is useless." The deputy captain took out the military compass and showed it to Wei Changjiang.

Wei Changjiang rubbed his forehead, "Has the distress message been sent?"

"It's been sent, but I'm not sure if it will be received. We have to confirm where it was blown by the storm. What is certain is that this is definitely not the sea area before. Look at the islands in front, are you familiar with it?" the deputy captain Point out the window.

Wei Changjiang looked at the islands visible to the naked eye outside the window, and shook his head heavily.

"I hope there are people in the islands ahead, otherwise the fun will be great." The deputy captain patted Wei Changjiang on the shoulder, "I'll go and comfort everyone, don't worry."

Wei Changjiang patted him in turn, "You are the same, as long as people are still alive, there is hope. We should not drift too far away."

In the cabin, He Dichou, who had just woken up, didn't know that they deviated from the original course. When he opened his eyes, he found his master sitting by the bed and looking at him with strange eyes.

He Zhuzhu didn't care at first, took off his coat and only put on a small underwear, ran into the bathroom attached to the cabin to wash up, and even took a shower, ran out to urge Amon to wash up too, but saw Amon look at him from the top To the feet, and from the feet to the head.

He Stupid stopped wiping his hair, and finally couldn't help asking: "Why are you looking at me like this?"

"Live."

"what?"

Amon suddenly reached out to touch the boy's firm and smooth body, "Apprentice, mine."

"Amon?"

Amon seemed to have figured something out, jumped off the bed, walked into the bathroom, and walked out again after a while.

He Zhuzhu was confused, so he simply ignored him, dried his hair, and put on the clothes and pants that the marine police gave him yesterday.

Amon looked at the smooth, straight and resilient back of the stupid apprentice, and wanted to touch it very much.

Last night, that person's back was bent like a bow, and he screamed...

Amon's eyes became dark.

He Stupid just turned around, saw Amon's eyes, and was startled: "Amon?"

Amon's eyes returned to normal in an instant, he grabbed the boy's hand, raised his head and said, "I want to eat grilled fish."

"...Okay. Let's ask the police uncle if there is any grilled fish on board."

Wang Hua, who was in charge of taking care of the two, told them sadly that there was no grilled fish on board, but canned fish.

He Chun was trying to appease his master, saying that when he went ashore to let him eat his fill, he heard a plop.

"Someone fell into the water!"

"The kid jumped into the sea!"

He Chun jumped to the side of the boat with a quick step, and saw the waves rolling slightly on the sea, and his master could no longer be seen.

Most of the coast guards were startled, and those who could throw away their hands ran to the deck and looked towards the sea.

Wang Hua was so anxious that she took off her coat and was about to jump down, but was held back by the boy beside her.

Wei Changjiang also ran out when he heard the news, and asked angrily as he ran, "What's going on? Why did the child jump into the sea suddenly?"

He Chun coughed, "It's okay, my brother wants to eat grilled fish, isn't it not available on the boat, so he went into the sea to catch it."

The coast guards looked at the boy in unison, with that expression!

He Chun had no choice but to play dumb to the end, "It's really all right, he will come up after a while."

Sure enough, within 5 minutes, Amon surfaced with a big fish in his arms.

The coast guards threw the life buoy down, and Amon held the life buoy in one hand and the tuna, which was almost as tall as him, in the other, and was pulled aboard by everyone.

After boarding the boat, Amon first showed the tuna to his apprentice, "Do you want to eat it?"

He Chun was silent for a second, then nodded fiercely: "Eat!" He had never eaten such a big fish in his previous life.

Amon dragged the big fish to the kitchen, "I'll roast it."

He stupidly followed up, his master had never shown other cooking methods, but only grilling could take away all his soul.

The coast guards who watched the whole process from beginning to end were completely ignored: "..."

Wei Changjiang and the deputy captain who came after hearing the news looked at each other again, it seemed that they had really caught two amazing children.

The old marine guard who had talked to Wang Hua walked up to Wei Changjiang and asked in a low voice, "Is there something wrong with the course?"

Wei Changjiang didn't hide from him: "Old Zhou, you have a lot of experience, do you know where this is?"

Lao Zhou looked around, shook his head, and suddenly said: "Those two children..." He stopped in the middle of speaking.

Wei Changjiang frowned, "Just say what you want to say, don't hesitate."

Lao Zhou shrugged, "I'm afraid you won't like what I say."

The vice-captain smiled, "Say it, what else can I do to punish you for this?"

Lao Zhou looked in the direction of the restaurant, squinted his eyes and said in a low voice: "Shoals of sharks, two children, storms, deviation from the waterway, strange islands, what do you think it all looks like?"

Wei Changjiang was frightened by Lao Zhou's expression, "Hey! Don't be superstitious! It's all a coincidence."

"Is it really a coincidence?" Old Zhou's eyes darkened. "Is it a coincidence? We'll find out later, but we don't know whether our patrol team will be able to return."