world's most stupid

The patrol boat swayed in the storm, and He Chun tossed and turned, unable to sleep, and was slapped on the back by Amon who was sleeping beside him.

"What are you struggling with? Sleep, or practice." This world may not be suitable for spiritual practitioners, but it is simply a paradise for them.

He Chun couldn't help turning over and hugging Amon, "The waves are too big, I'm afraid."

Amon: Believe it or not, I kicked you into the sea?

He Chun sniffed the familiar body odor, filled with irritability, and blurted out to complain: "Why do you smell so much like that bastard!"

Amon quickly realized that the child had told him before that the traitor named Fu Yi smelled very similar to him, and he didn't pay attention at that time, but when he heard the child mention it again, he couldn't help but think of a possibility.

Based on what he knew about Fu Yuan, if it didn't do him any good, he wouldn't be so full that he would bring a bunch of kids over to do the mission.

That person does everything on the basis of considering his own interests, and then does something along the way.

Based on this, it is speculated that this trip to the earth, let these little guys try out [-]% of the results, so what is the main purpose?

Could Fu Yi be one of Fu Yuan's clones?

"Maybe that Fu Yi you mentioned has something to do with me." Amon sent a voice transmission to the stupid apprentice.

He Chun was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly didn't know what to say.

Amon explained reluctantly: "A long time ago, I went out for a stroll, because I didn't suppress my cultivation, and was rejected by a certain world, but I encountered a group of idiot demons who attacked me. Most of it was slaughtered, and a small half ran away, I was injured a little at that time, and that world took the opportunity to throw me into the turbulent flow of space."

He Chun waited for a long time without waiting for a follow-up, so he had to take the initiative to ask him: "And then?"

Then Amon finished explaining in one sentence: "Then when I woke up, I found that part of my body was missing, and there was an idiot who was distracted and wanted to occupy my main body. I swallowed that idiot's distraction directly, and it was gone."

"..." He Stupid had no choice but to try his best to figure it out: "You once told me that Immortal Fu Yuan refined nine avatars, right?"

"Ah."

"And the avatar refined by Xianzun must use extreme materials, right?"

"Ah."

He Zhuzhu swallowed his saliva, and told the truth tremblingly: "So you will never be accidentally salvaged by Fu Yuan as a material in the turbulent space, and you will always be dismembered... Cough! I used you secretly A part of the body was refined into a clone?"

"Not one, but two." Amon raised two fingers very calmly, "He probably regarded me as some kind of ten-thousand-year zombie who failed to overcome the catastrophe, and he didn't find my soul in me , I dug out my heart and put it in another pile of materials to refine a clone, and the rest of the main body was filled with a little messy things to be used as the second main clone. But when he shifted his attention , I woke up, his extravagant wish was not fulfilled, and he lost a more important distraction. Later, he kept chasing me like a fly, and caused at least two battles between good and evil, which is very annoying."

A master who can cause a war between good and evil... Well, he already knew that his master was amazing.He Stupid then had some not-so-good associations, and asked cautiously: "Then what kind of mess did Immortal Fu Yuan fill your body?"

Amon replied casually: "His heart."

He Stupid was completely stunned.So that's why he never felt his heartbeat every time he approached Amon's chest?

Amon put his short legs on the stupid apprentice's waist, and poked the stupid apprentice's face, "It's been too long, I forgot about it. If someone hadn't called his name last time, causing his heart to respond, I can't even think of getting my heart back."

He Zhuzhu cried: "Master, is the heart so unimportant in your heart?"

Amon: "My body has long been turned into pure energy. It is only because I have to adapt to the realm of self-cultivation that I have formed an entity. It really doesn't make much difference to me whether I have a heart or not."

He Zhuzhu didn't dare to guess where his master came from, so he could only ask: "That's why Immortal Fu Yuan kept chasing you. In fact, he not only wants to avenge the distraction, but also wants to get back his own heart?"

"It should be. Originally, I was going to return it to him, so I didn't refine the heart. But he was always entangled with a group of practitioners to trouble me. I thought I should teach him a little lesson, so I didn't return the heart. Him. Now..."

Amon nodded the stupid apprentice's eyebrows, "I used his heart and a trace of his consciousness as raw materials, added some more things, and found someone to refine a soul refining cauldron for you. In the future, he should look for you as well." ...Well, I think he should feel something, that's why he mixed into the candidates, probably because he wanted to find the person who holds his heart."

He Zhuzhu grinned, his whole body went limp.At this time, Fu Yi is nothing but fart, the most terrible thing is that the immortal has infiltrated into the candidates and is looking for him, okay?

"Are you scared?" Amon actually had a little smile in his eyes.

He Zhuzhu tremblingly said: "No." Woohoo, the master is too good, and the apprentice can't hold it!

Amon patted him on purpose, "Don't be afraid, you go first if something happens, if you can't beat it, Master will help you."

He Zhu was disgusted, he hugged his trumpet master fiercely, and bit his neck.Let you bully me!

Amon flicked his fingers casually to make the stupid apprentice soft, and the ticklish child dared to fight his master desperately?One finger can make you soft into mud.

He Zhuzhu couldn't breathe from laughing, and repeatedly begged Amon not to play the piano on him again.

Amon waited until the stupid apprentice's tears came out, and then let him go, seeing him crying pitifully, he pinched his nose.

But He Zhuzhu was paralyzed from laughing at this time, he didn't realize the rare intimacy of his master at all, he just panted heavily.

"If that Fu Yi is really what I think, then he should be one of the two clones that Fu Yuan failed to recover. In this way, I will also assign you a task to get my heart back. The time is the same for one year. It's here, there is no reward, I can't do it... What kind of punishment do you want?"

"Master!" He Zhuzhu wanted to bite him again, but he didn't dare to see a finger raised up on Xiao Scar's face. "If Fu Yi really has your heart, why don't you feel it?"

Amon felt that it was more and more interesting to bully stupid apprentices. This should be one of his joys in life in the future? "What do you want? It's my heart, but it's just a mass of negative energy. It's an entity in my body, and it's just a pile of dirt outside of my body. What do you want? I'll give you as much as you want."

He Zhuzhu is super depressed, no, he thinks that Amon should tell that immortal venerable, if that celestial venerable knows that in his eyes, the ten-thousand-year zombie heart, which is equivalent to a peerless treasure of heaven and earth, is actually a human zombie There is a pile of old dirt in the eyes, I don't know what mood it will be?

"Master, do you say that Fu Yi is such a scumbag, is it because his heart is a piece of shit? Aww!" He stupidly covered his forehead with tears in his eyes.

Amon was expressionless, "I don't know if the reason for his scum is his heart, but I know that Fu Yuan is going crazy to take back this clone. He wants to use the heart in this clone to exchange it with me." Back to his heart, I'm afraid he still wants to use that heart to control me or plan to do some bad things to me."

He Chuchu: "...but actually it can't, right?"

Amon yawned, and lazily said: "Of course not. Even if my things are a piece of shit, it is not easy for others to use. His idea of ​​​​cultivating that body into a demon body is correct. With my heart His body is indeed the best demon cultivator, but it is no longer so easy for him to control that clone, which is why he has not taken back this clone until now."

The corner of Amon's mouth suddenly curled into a sneering smile: "It's good to be distracted, but if it's really so easy to practice, why don't everyone practice it?"

He Stupid naturally asked back: "Why?"

Amon's cold little feet rubbed against the stupid apprentice's belly, "Because not all distractions will obediently return to the main body, sometimes distractions may produce self-awareness, once the distraction produces self-awareness, the main body will lose consciousness It’s going to be hard to take it back.”

He stupidly grabbed the tricky little foot, "You mean that Fu Yi has developed self-awareness?"

"It's very possible, he used my heart." Amon closed his eyes, the apprentice's hands were warm, his body was also warm, and there was a scent...

Amon stuck out his tongue and licked the stupid apprentice's neck casually. The apple smells good.You can get more of this kind of thing called body wash when you go back. There is a box of each flavor, and there are more fruity flavors.

He Stupid was thinking about his own thoughts, and didn't notice that his master was licking him like an apple.

"This mission requires finding the Golden Core cultivator and granting him one wish. Is this Golden Core cultivator Fu Yi?"

"Find him and try it out."

"Do you think Fu Yi and Fu Yuan have reached some kind of agreement, for example, if Fu Yuan fulfills his wish, he will hand over control of his body?"

"possible."

"Then what would his wish be..." He Zhuzhu's voice dropped an octave.

Amon suddenly opened his eyes. He didn't like the expression and tone of the stupid apprentice at this time, and he didn't like it very much.

It just so happened that he planned to make trouble in order to make it more difficult for the stupid apprentice to complete the task, so let's double the difficulty now.

He Chun was thinking about messy things, he didn't know when he fell asleep, and he didn't know that the child who was sleeping next to him disappeared for a while.

Fu Yi's eyes were red, staring intently at the video on the computer.

The man who was so engrossed didn't notice that a small figure appeared behind his sofa.

When the person in the computer yelled hoarsely because he couldn't stand the torture anymore, the man also climbed to the top.

Duang!Lord of the Unholy God, Mo Dimeng, was caught off guard by a super powerful soul attack with an intensity of at least 1000 million degrees!

How can hearing be better than intuition?

Amon didn't tell the child that he didn't care about the heart, but it was easy for him to find the whereabouts of the heart.In the past, he just didn't want to look for it. Who would take the trouble to look for a piece of nail that was accidentally cut off by others?

He just wanted to see if that piece of nail was the real Fu Yi that the stupid apprentice was talking about, but he didn't expect to see the process of the stupid apprentice being bullied enough.

He Chun's appearance in his previous life was exactly the same as he is now, but there are also seven or eight images. This is probably one who has been tortured and thin, and the other is in the prime of youth, and even if you don't look at the appearance, just the eyes, ah Meng could also tell at a glance that the protagonist of the image in the small square box was his stupid apprentice.

If it was someone else, Amon wouldn't even give him another look. He had seen so many miserable scenes that he was completely numb.

But others are others, and He Dichou is the only stupid apprentice he recognizes.He just tasted it, the apple-flavored apprentice, very sweet and soft, easy to bully.

But the stupid apprentice who was supposed to be bullied by him was bullied like that by others?

Amon smiled.

Fu Yi's upright body slowly fell back on the sofa, panting violently.

Tears flowed from his eyes suddenly, the man covered his eyes with one hand, cursed in a low voice, and called out in a hoarse and full of emotion: "Xiao Chun..."

Little Chun, you bastard!Amon was completely blackened.