world's most stupid

Chapter 107 Dao is 1 foot high and magic is 1 foot high

The evil boss is coming.

He Stupid is so fast, he is only eight years old and already about the height of Jia Qianjin, which is very suitable for the silly and tall personality.

The kid looked fierce again, and stood there in a hurry.

The proper hooligan dog leg has just been promoted to the boss, and he is so arrogant that he can hardly control his dead virtue.

He Zhuzhu secretly went to grab Amon's little hands, but Amon tore open the storage bag.

What is Master doing?

Amon: I didn't see the bird, it was impossible to fly, and I didn't see the spiders, so there is only one place.

Amon looked through the stupid apprentice's storage bag, which was the same as his own, and found a particularly unsightly new gadget in a blink of an eye.And the little impure chicken was sleeping soundly in the little bird's nest.

Amon: ...A traitor!

This kind of disobedient child secretly hides dung beetles behind his parents' backs, and even makes a nest for dung beetles in the parent's bed.

Amon said that he was going to have a heart-to-heart talk with the stupid apprentice, and slapped the child on the buttocks.

He Zhuzhu groaned and jumped up clutching his ass, his demeanor instantly changed from a hooligan boss to a young boy with a bad tail.

The enemy on the opposite side: So this is not the boss, the real boss is that little scar face!But they didn't pay special attention to that little scarred face before, it seems to be a master with mysterious and unpredictable strength.

"Amon, why are you beating me?" He stupid and sad, is Master Amon really angry?Was Xiao Ye thrown out just because he was disobedient?

Master, master, you can't be so stingy!

Amon said slowly, "Because you owe a beating."

"..." The extremely aggrieved He Chuchu didn't like anything now.

"Are you the ones who are fighting for territory with our thigh-hugging team?" He Stupid, who didn't dare to fight Amon, could only glared at the few creatures confronting the little crab.

The creatures split into two groups, forming a three-legged confrontation with the members of the leg-holding team.

"Thigh-hugging squad? What kind of stupid name is that? Are you all together?" A hulking man who wanted everyone to look up to him smashed the boulder beside him with his palm.

"You actually scolded our great team name? Anyone who humiliates my leg-hugging team will be killed no matter how far away! Beat you to death—!" He rushed forward like a stupid mad dog.

Candidates: ... What are you doing? !

Han Douding was taken aback, screamed, and rushed out, yelling childishly: "Dare to humiliate our great team name, I will kill you!"

Jia Qianjin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and hurriedly stopped the little crab who wanted to go up to fight: "Little crab, come and help me defend. Snake, be careful! Amon..."

Amon encouraged his apprentice: "He stupid, if you lose, just jump off the cliff."

The hunky-backed man was so confused, he just said a word, how could he make the kid opposite him crazy?

I rely on!This little mad dog is also very powerful!

"What is this? Something is entangled with me! Everyone be careful! His body is very powerful, damn it, he is a body refiner!"

What kind of opponent do initial cultivators hate the most?It's not someone with a higher level of cultivation than them, nor one who can restrain their spells, but a body refiner with the same level of cultivation and below who can almost ignore any damage!

Each of these despicable body refiners seems to carry a big tortoise shell with them. If you are close to him or not as good as him, then no matter how much you beat him, don't try to break his tortoise shell.

The hunky-backed man's friends didn't even have time to react, they saw the little mad dog rushing towards him, and with a wave of his hand, something invisible was entangled with the boy surnamed Xiong.

The hulky-backed man wanted to struggle, but was ridden by the little mad dog, who raised his fist and punched him violently.

After the hulking man shouted that sentence, the battle was over.

The hulking man was knocked out.

He Chuzhu rode on the enemy and let out a sigh of relief.Damn, beating up is really cool.

The two who wanted to come to help were blocked by Han Douding.

Han Douding won the first battle and the second, and he didn't lose the wind. If he couldn't beat him, he threw the paper talisman that Chuzhu gave him, and the five thunder talismans smashed all over the field with a bang.

The other group of candidates waited and watched, and did not dare to intervene casually to take advantage of it. They didn't see the boss and didn't make a move.

He Clumsy enough, he jumped off the burly man and greeted Han Douding: "Doudou, come back, stop fighting, these guys are too weak."

Han Douding flung out a handful of the Five Thunder Talisman very embarrassingly, causing the two teenagers to scream, and then triumphantly returned to He Dumbledore's side.

He Zhuzhu felt distressed, touched Han Douding's head and said, "Doudo, save yourself, the raw materials for paper talismans are hard to find here."

Startled, Han Douding hurriedly took out the paper talismans and counted them, and felt relieved when he saw that the number was still enough for him to bully others.

Another group of candidates looked at the thick stack of paper talismans held by the child, all of which had black lines all over their faces.

Fu Xiu, the most annoying!Haoxiu, even worse!When the two are added together, there is no explanation for the instant enmity.

With the help of his friend, the hunky-backed man stood up and shook his head, wanting revenge.

"You! You wait! You mad dog, how can you bite people like this when you come up?" The thick-backed man whistled vigorously to the outside.

He Zhuzhu crossed his arms and squinted, and suddenly yelled: "Mother! Brother, are you really only twenty? With your body and appearance, I believe you are already forty."

The hulking boy was furious and shouted, "Master Xiong, I'm only fifteen!"

Everyone was shocked.

He Zhuzhu blurted out, "Are you a bear demon?"

"Fart! Lord Xiong, I am obviously human, don't treat me like those monsters!"

"What's wrong with the monster? Do you look down on monsters or something?" Among the other candidates, a half-human boy with a pair of wolf ears and a big wolf tail said angrily.

"Alang, what nonsense are you talking to hairless people, just beat them into sesame cakes and throw them out!" Another little leopard who couldn't even maintain a human form let out a menacing grunt.

After venting his evil fire, He Zichou, who announced his own force value by the way, looked at the little leopard, which was about the size of an adult cat, and his eyes straightened instantly.

Aww!The little black leopard is so cute!

Amon: Stupid apprentice seems to like these fluffy ones a lot?

He Zhuzhu looked around.The wolf boy looked good too. Isn't the bronze-skinned boy next to him the one who brought the little girl Ma Yun up?

So the demon clan has temporarily united into one force?

No, they are not necessarily monsters, maybe they are just beastmen?It is said that monsters capable of transforming are either born spirit beasts, or at least have reached the alchemy stage.

If both Ah Lang and the birdman boy had reached the alchemy stage, then there was no need to fight this fight.

"Are you Beastmen?" He stupidly opened his mouth and asked.

"Don't name us indiscriminately. We are the god-human race, descended from Nuwa Fuxi and other god-men, different from you hairless people!" A Lang said proudly.

The little leopard groaned, "Open your human eyes to see clearly! I am the demon clan."

He Zhuzhu opened his mouth wide and let out a long sigh: "Understood, those who cannot transform are basically monster races, and those who can transform before the alchemy stage are beasts... god-human race, right?"

The creatures on the opposite side didn't bother to talk to him.

Hai Shi reminded him: "Immortal Venerable accepts disciples without discrimination. Among the [-] candidates, there are all races. Human beings are the most. You belong to the hairless race, and hairless people account for the largest proportion."

Pure humans: So we are the hairless branch of humans?

The little crab looked down at himself, raised his hand to touch his little face, his eyes were a little confused.So is he also hairless?

Aoki's acceptance order: "No, you are Zimu people."

Seeing that the situation was not good, the boy surnamed Xiong and his friends were afraid that the other two groups would join forces to deal with them, so they hurriedly got together and chattered for a while.

The boy surnamed Xiong had a tragic expression, as if he had made a decision that he couldn't bear.

"Hey, hug the thigh... Damn! Just say it's a bad name... Stop it! If you do it again, we will really turn against you!" The boy surnamed Xiong saw He's stupid move and yelled again and again.Why hasn't his friend come over yet?

He Stupid withdrew his step and snorted coldly: "Have we not turned our backs yet?"

The boy surnamed Xiong endured the humiliation: "You...you are pretty good at striking, and you didn't really hurt me." Damn!I'm so aggrieved!

The boy surnamed Xiong's eyes turned red.

He Zhuzhu's evil fire disappeared, and his heart softened, "Okay, okay, why are you crying like this, I didn't cry when you scolded me."

You didn't cry, you hit me, okay!The boy surnamed Xiong was really ashamed to tell the truth, and with red eyes and a tiger face, he stated his purpose: "We are all human beings anyway, why don't we unite together and drive away these non-human races, and then we can discuss this area." How about the land division?"

He stupidly thought about it, "Wait, let's discuss it."

The little leopard couldn't bear it anymore, seeing that the hairless people wanted to unite, he wanted to rush over and kill them all.

Alang held him down, "Wait, we are too small in number, let's delay the time until the other protoss and your monsters arrive."

The little leopard counted the number of hairless people on the opposite side, but couldn't count them all, but no matter how they saw that the other side had more people than them, they temporarily held back.

The boys surnamed Xiong also heard what A Lang was saying, but they were not in a hurry to do it. In fact, everyone was waiting for more people to be united.

He Zhuzhu turned around and said to his friends: "Actually, we are not too pure human beings."

Jia Qianjin burst out laughing and nodded: "Although I am hairless, I am not a snake."

The golden-thread python nodded solemnly: "Hiss, I'm a hairless snake."

The little crab said woodenly: "I am Zimu."

He Zhuzhu thought that he might have spider-man blood, Xiao Ye in his arms was a little phoenix with impure blood, and he also had seven little spider partners.His master Amon...

He Zhuzhu took a peek at Amon who seemed to be thinking about something, and secretly guessed: Is Amon really human?

Han Douding couldn't figure out what the older children were laughing at, so he teased He Zhuzhu impatiently: "What are you discussing, let's go together and beat them all up!"

He Zhuzhu comforted him, "Don't worry." Then he sent a voice transmission: "The little spiders are weaving their webs, it will take a little more time."

Han Douding's eyes lit up, no wonder he made a long circle around the grove when he stumbled into it.

"Ahem! I didn't look carefully when I came here just now. Let's go around here first to see where you all want to live." He Zhuzhu grabbed the beans with his left hand and Amon with his right, but Amon opened it.

He Stupid Donkey came up, no matter what, he grabbed Amon's hand again, was opened and then grabbed, hit and grabbed again.

After a few moments, the others could see that something was wrong between the two of them.

Impatient, Amon grabbed the stupid apprentice's little paw instead. Since you like to grab my hand so much, then keep grabbing it.

He Stupid doesn't care who arrests whom, as long as he can have direct contact with his master, he will be satisfied.

Seeing that everyone was holding hands, the little crab took the initiative to take Han Douding's tender hand.

Han Douding squinted at the little crab, but didn't even shake him off.

Jia Qianjin smiled, walked over and also took the little crab, he is a gregarious person.

The golden thread python directly turned into a small dish and placed it on Jia Qianjin's waist.

Therefore, the members of the thigh-holding team lined up, shaking hands and starting the spring outing in the grove in a warm and happy way.

The two groups of people who have been paying attention to them: what are these people doing?

Countless cultivators who paid attention: "..."

Anyone who knew the members of the Leg-Holding Squad would laugh like crazy, and the Feng family laughed the hardest.Zhuang Yongnian also watched the video with the permission of his master Zhai Lao, and couldn't help shaking his head with a smile.

He Stupid doesn't know how he developed into this way, he obviously wanted to show the domineering of the team, why did he suddenly become funny?

Look at the eyes of those two groups of candidates, it's like looking crazy!

He Zhuzhu comforted himself: We are still young, and you are still in the period of changing teeth. It is normal to do things without teeth.

Jia Qianjin felt that she was the biggest one in the team, and she put herself in the position of steward, acting as the team leader, pointing to the surrounding terrain and explaining to the children while walking.

"There are two natural barriers here, one is the ring-shaped forest at the front, and the other is the cliff behind. Such terrain is actually not suitable for a resident, and it is easy to become self-trapped. But we have stupid talisman arrays, and there are Snake, Snake, and Zizhen and Little Crab who have already practiced, not only will the cliff behind them not become a jeopardy, but it will become our escape route when necessary."

"This is the first benefit, and the second benefit is the water source. Doudou said that this small spring is the source of the mountain's water source, so there should be no problem." Jia Qianjin was infected by stupidity, and occasionally called Han Douding's name into peas.

Hanzi is really big, and Doudou is Doudou.

He Stupidly praised Han Douding vigorously: "Our Doudou is really good!"

Han Douding has a small nose and a tall head, revealing his secret: "I used Shenglingcao, the water pool is very useful, and with the pill of washing marrow, it means that I am now the highest-qualified Water Sky Spiritual Root! Observing the water source, it's easy. !"

Sai Baize was extremely tired.

There were too many well-qualified children among the candidates, and most of the cultivators who followed this scene didn't feel anything special when they heard it, except for Han Douding's family.

Han Douding's father has now entered the middle world. As a golden core practitioner, he has good aptitude, and he has also entered the inner sect in the sect.But his sect is only at the sixth rank, and the sixth rank is the lowest among the cultivation sects in the middle world, just like the ninth rank sect in the small world is at the bottom.

Father Han naturally also heard about the grand event of the Immortal Venerable's acceptance of disciples. When he was practicing that day, he heard that there was a mirage stone outside the mission hall of the sect, and he could see the image of Wuxiang Mountain. He went to see it on a whim.

Looking at it, he never expected to see his own son!

First he was shocked, then ecstatic, and then he was almost stationed in the square outside the mission hall.

Father Han is a cautious person, he didn't tell anyone else about his only son becoming a candidate for Xianzun's disciple, and he didn't bother to use his son for anything, he was waiting for the result.

Regardless of whether Han Zizhen can become a disciple of the Immortal Venerable in the future, if he becomes a candidate and survives to the end, the future development of their Han family will definitely not be limited to a small world.

Although he and his son are not considered close, and he has not cared too much about this child, but Han Zizhen has his blood flowing on his body, and his mother's spiritual root is the only way to be today, even if Zizhen will not return to Guanghan Palace in the future , others will look up to Guanghan Palace because of him, and it is impossible for Zizhen to really leave his father and mother behind.

What's more, he also found an enemy for Zizhen, his cousin.When Zizhen grows up, if he wants to hate, he will only hate his cousin, not the whole Guanghan Palace.

The two children are each other's whetstones. As for who will become the knife and who will become the stone, it was an uncertain number in the past.

At that time, the Spirit Seed Academy was enrolling students, and the clan consulted with him. They wanted to keep the two children and send the other away. They wanted to keep the one with better qualifications and send Zizhen away.He considered it again and agreed.

This is a gamble, a bet that his son can get the treasure of heaven and earth to improve his aptitude, and a bet that his son will not die outside before becoming a talent.

He admitted that he was a cruel father, but he had to.

Zizhen's aptitude at that time was not enough for him to talk about the sect and allow him to bring him into the middle world, but the four or five-year-old child without the support of his father and the help of his mother just stayed in the palace like this, with a young palace The name of the Lord is not a good thing no matter how you think about it, it is better to go out and fight for it.The only thing he can do is to fill up the kid's storage bag and give him what he can get in advance.

Father Han stared at the image, he didn't ask his son to forgive him in the future, and he wouldn't brazenly rely on his son for profit, he just hoped that the child wouldn't treat the Han family and him as enemies.

Compared with father Han who only hoped for the best of his son like atonement, Guanghan Palace looked at the cultivators and royals who came to visit them and give them gifts like flowing water, and they couldn't be more arrogant.

Who among the cultivators in the entire Cangyun Continent doesn't know that their young palace master has become the only candidate for the disciple of the Seven Tribulations Immortal Venerable in the cultivation world?How many people come to curry favor with them?

Originally, Guanghan Palace had a very high status in the Cangyun Continent. Now, which cultivation sect and family can compare with them?

And their Young Palace Mistress is also a good friend of the famous Phoenix Princess He Shiyi!Both of them are the candidate disciples of Immortal Venerable.

After consultation, the elders of Guanghan Palace quickly decided on three things.First, expel all Han Zizhen's cousins ​​who competed with Han Zizhen from Han's family.Second, reconnect with Hanzizhen's mother clan.Third, report the good news to the upstream martial arts in the middle world.

Situations like Guanghan Palace continue to happen among the families and forces behind seven or seven candidates, and Han Zizhen is by no means the only one.

But Han Douding didn't know anything at the moment, and he didn't care too much if he knew it. Since he was with Stupid, he no longer cares about the position of the young palace master of Guanghan Palace.Didn't I hear that people no longer claim to be the master of this young palace?

Han Douding's newest goal is to bring his family together stupidly, to dominate the entire cultivation world, and to beat anyone who doesn't like it!

Jia Qianjin finished the pros and cons of this piece of land one by one, and the tour just ended.

He Chun stepped on the left half of the land at the source of the spring.The creek flowing from the spring just divides the open space between the woods and the cliff into two parts, one on the left and one on the right. The left one is larger and the right one is smaller.

"It is impossible for us to occupy all of this land. My suggestion is to only take the left half. This half has about four or five acres of land, plus the small forest in front, which is enough for us to live on." Jia Qianjin suggested.

He Chun pondered.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Qian Jin directly asked, "Who shall we choose as our neighbor?"

"No, we don't want to choose." He Chun smiled wickedly, "We just need to occupy the left half first, and we will beat whoever robs us in the future."

"You didn't want the whole territory in the first place?" Jia Qianjin finally understood why Stupid went crazy when he came up.

This is to declare their strength, secondly, it can temporarily stun other candidates, and thirdly...there are so many enemies, who wants to provoke mad dogs as soon as they come up?

He Chun said without hesitation: "Of course. All gangsters know that it is best to keep two more colleagues in a city. If it is really monopolized, it is not far from the end. The better the resources, the better the situation."

Mix black?Stupid family is walking the underworld?

"Help me delay for a while." He Chun took out a lot of paper symbols from the storage bag and distributed them to the friends, squatted down and began to arrange them.

"Amon, stay and help me. First help me chop this big rock into the same size as 12 yuan."

"do it yourself."

He Zhuzhu raised his head pitifully: "Amon, shall we get along well?"

Amon looked at the child, scratched his face, walked over and split the stone.

He Stupid was proud: I knew Amon would accept this trick.

Amon: To train an apprentice, you have to add sweet dates to the stick, and after the beating, you have to make him sweet.

Jia Qianjin and the others took paper talismans to the outside, blocking the stupid figure and preventing the other two groups of candidates from peeping.

The longer A Lang and the boy surnamed Xiong waited, the more they felt something was wrong.

The boy surnamed Xiong whistled again. He didn't dare to let his companions leave. He was afraid that there were too few people and he would not be able to suppress the other two groups, and he was even more afraid of being beaten again.

A Lang also frowned, "A Diao, go out and have a look, why haven't other protoss and monsters come over yet."

The bird-man boy Ah Dia stretched out his hand: "Pay the spirit coins first, and I haven't given me the one thousand spirit coins you promised to give me."

A Lang: "...I have already paid you five hundred deposits."

Ah Diao: "But I only promised to help you fight for territory, and only for one hour. It has been nearly half an hour now, and you still asked me to go outside to check. Checking is a new task, and you must pay another spirit coin."

A wolf is super speechless.Well, if he didn't see a hairless woman or use spirit coins to hire young A Diao to help him fly up, he wouldn't have thought of using spirit coins to hire this person to help.

But this bird is really not a good bird, it can be counted so clearly!

"An hour of fighting time also includes investigating the enemy's situation and checking our own situation. If you disagree with this, then please help me get rid of those hairless people first." A Lang deliberately pointed to the Leg-Holding Team.

Ah Diao took a deep look at Ah Lang, kicked his feet, rushed to the sky and turned into a big eagle and flew out of the woods.

Over there, He Chun raised his head and touched his chin: "Why didn't I think that Hualingcoin hired thugs, how stupid! Now the sky blockade is not a problem."

He Zhuzhu jumped up, "It's not too late, brothers!"

All the friends turned around: why?Ready?

"Let's make a boundary marker." He Zhuzhu waved his hand, and Amon walked over dragging a huge rock twice his height.

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