world's most stupid

He Stupid set himself an ambitious goal that must be achieved in order to cause trouble.

Hook up all the apprenticeship orders!

Then he held half and one, and divided the rest equally among his friends.

In this way, if the Immortal Venerable wants to accept disciples, he can only accept them among the five of them.

And he and Amon definitely won't dump the Immortal Venerable, and there are only three left, Han Douding, Jia Qianjin, and Little Crab. No matter how you look at it, the chances are great!

And if the teaching here is very good, he can distribute the apprenticeship order to the friends evenly, until everyone has learned about the same and will not suffer if they are not disciples of the Immortal Venerable, then there is still time to recruit them.

The more He Zhuzhu thought about it, the happier he became, and he eagerly stared at the apprenticeship orders above the candidates' heads--Do you want to take a bath?Come to my basket~!

Thinking of the rippling place, He Zhuzhu couldn't help touching Master's little hand, and even grabbed it and kissed it: It's great to have a backer!Long live the thigh-holding team~!

Feng Wang?King Feng slept so beautifully in He Dumbledore's arms, no one would expect him to wake up before the curse was lifted.Well, He Stupid asked him to make an exception.

So the beautiful study life began... how is it possible!

The soft voice disappeared, and the majestic voice at the front reappeared, asking the apprentice order to lead the candidates to climb the mountain.

Yes, they were all staying on the top of the cliff, but after the majestic voice said that they wanted to climb the mountain, another mountain appeared on the cliff immediately.

He Chun raised his head, thinking that maybe the mountain was there in the first place, but it was covered by white clouds.

Majestic voice: "Whoever climbs to the top of the mountain first will get ten points. The top ten will get two points each, the last one will lose ten points, and the others will not count. Let's start!"

As soon as the sound fell, the children who reacted the fastest had rushed towards the mountain in a swarm.

It's just that cultivation is also restricted, and children who have practiced can't take advantage of it.

Jia Qianjin and the others didn't move, they all looked at He Zhuzhu.

Seeing that the narrow stone staircase was already crowded with people, He Zhuchu shifted his eyes to the left and right.

He is not the only wise man, there are already other candidates who have chosen a path other than the stone ladder.After all, that majestic voice didn't say that he had to go up the stone ladder.

Those who are not human candidates are even more supernatural. Some of them directly change into their original form, or fly or drill, and run so that their shadows are almost invisible.

He Stupid smiled brightly at Jia Qianjin, "Let the golden-threaded python grow bigger and take us up."

The golden thread python wanted to charge each person a thousand spirit coins, but He Stupid negotiated for ten spirit coins per person.

Jia Qianjin wanted to beat the golden thread python, and the golden thread python rolled over on the ground, expressing that his brothers should also be clear about their accounts, and they should do white work just because they are partners.

He Chun nodded: "That's right, even my partner didn't let people do free work. But can I get a discount? What's the internal price? Besides, we can't keep up with the top ten. Anyway, we don't count points, and it's very uncomfortable to spend so many spirit coins." It’s a good deal. If you don’t want to, then we’ll climb slowly, but if you want to use us later, you can’t use the internal price.”

The golden thread python was persuaded, and except for Qianjin, he took ten spirit coins, became bigger, and rushed towards the mountain with a few little ghosts.

"Hiss! Get out of the way, Grandpa Snake!" What if you can't use your cultivation, Grandpa Snake can crush you with your body!

Such a huge python, the candidates present are not afraid of very few, let alone some ignorant children.

Wherever the golden-threaded python passed, the candidates gave way one after another.

Some are envious, and even more are swearing.

The golden-threaded python was triumphant, with its triangular python head held high, and the long red letter kept hesitating. Seeing who dares to block the way, it rolled up the letter and threw it aside.If there is one who scolds too much, it simply opens its mouth wide and blows bad breath at people.

Many candidates were frightened and screamed.

Han Douding smiled happily and praised: "Snake, good job!"

He Chun sat at the end and wanted to cover his face. He didn't need to look to guess that in the eyes of the candidates, they must have become villains that everyone wanted to crusade.

A villain is a villain, and no one should dare to provoke him in a short time.

Wang Goudan and Li Zhen were envious, Wang Goudan called He Chuzhu's name loudly, and said he wanted a ride.

He Chun pretended not to hear it.

And the little girl Ma Yun lit up the instinct skill tree for He Chun in front of him. As early as the majestic voice announced the start, she immediately threw out the spirit coin and bought a winged demon candidate to take her one step ahead. Take it up the mountain.

The little girl is a smart person, it seems that she has planned to break up with Bailang and the others, no, she has already broken up.

How fast can a boa constrictor that can carry five children walk on a mountain full of jagged rocks?

The front swims really fast, and the back...

He Chun slapped his forehead, "I knew these cultivation sects like to do this."

I didn't see that the half-human monster flying with Ma Yun in front had already put Ma Yun on the stone ladder, and it seemed to be flying by itself and was about to fall.Uh, it really fell off.

According to legend, the more you walk, the more tired you become, and the heavier your body becomes, as if your feet are sucked by rocks. The routine test for the introduction of cultivation sects appeared.

The golden-threaded python couldn't swim at all, but it was bent by five people, which is equivalent to multiplying its weight by five times.

Helpless, everyone had no choice but to get off the golden-threaded python, but just like this, they were much faster than the large group behind. Looking forward, there were very, very few people, and those who hadn't walked the stone ladder before all walked back to the stone ladder for no reason. on the ladder.

He Chun kicked his legs, slapped, and almost fell a piece of shit, but fortunately Amon was holding him by the side.

The other friends turned their heads and looked back.

He Chun turned into a bitter face, he didn't know if he didn't get down, but he found out that his body was so heavy.

Jia Qianjin and the others could still walk up slowly, but he couldn't even take a step.

What's going on?The immortal surnamed Fu finds him particularly displeasing?

Amon broke through the riddle, pointed to his chest, "Take that thing out and throw it away."

He Chun Xuxu pressed the little bird nestled against his chest, reluctant to part with it.It's warm and soft, can't you take it with you?

"Think about the golden-threaded python. If you want to take him, you have to carry a double weight."

He Chun pulled open his skirt and looked in, and saw the little bird sleeping soundly and deeply, with its tiny tender paws tucked in, the more it looked the cuter it was, how could it be willing to wake it up.

Amon Zombie Face: "Wake him up yourself and let him fly by himself. Or should I help you catch him and throw him away?"

He Stupid decisively chose the first one.

Feng Wang was gently awakened. In fact, he had allocated a ray of consciousness to He Dumbledore, and he had already found out that there was a change in the child.

The little bird flew out of the child's arms and landed on the ground with a thud, which made He Zhuzhu feel distressed.

Feng Wang struggled to stand up, and he also admired the master of Wuxiang Mountain in his heart. Although he suppressed his cultivation, he could make it difficult for him to move here. It can only be said that this formation is not only as simple as testing the disciples, but also when necessary. This is a checkpoint to prevent others from attacking.

The little bird no longer spreads its wings to fly, but uses its two tender little claws and the help of its wings to jump up the stone steps one by one.But after jumping two steps, he was in so much pain that he wanted to kill and go crazy.

Why should he wrong himself to suffer these crimes?When necessary, he can completely erase the child's memory, let him only remember himself, and only do things for himself.Even if the child has a mysterious and unpredictable master, he doesn't believe that the full strength of the Feng family can't deal with the child's master.

If the child's master had a clear mind, he wouldn't be so unwise to start a war with the entire Feng family. Accepting the bride price from the Feng family and acknowledging the relationship between the child and his Taoist companion is the most cost-effective and wise way.

Yes, he should snatch the child back, regardless of whether he is an immortal or...

The small and soft body was held up by a pair of small hands as if they were treasures.

"It hurts, doesn't it? Why didn't you tell me? Look, your feathers are wet with sweat."

nonsense!He is a majestic Phoenix King, so he is not so useless.Feng Wang didn't move, and the crazy thoughts slowly calmed down.The child's hands were shaking, but he held himself firmly and put himself back into his arms.

He Chun didn't know if it was the effect of a thread, he seemed to feel a little bit of Phoenix King's pain.

Amon: He really isn't good at refining weapons, so he should have directly destroyed that thread regardless of whether he was exposed or not.

He Stupid put away the little bird that was trembling in pain, pulled the skirt of his clothes, and waved to his friends, "You guys go up first, don't wait for me, we will gather when we get there."

"We'll go with you," Jia Qianjin said.

Han Douding even walked down directly, side by side with him.

The little crab stood on the upper two steps, waiting for them silently, obviously also made up his mind, he would not move if he didn't move.

The golden thread python and Sai Baize were both scolding, scolding He for being stupid and dragging others down.

He Chun frowned, "Don't do such a stupid thing, I'm not touched at all. It's better for you to climb up first, and it would be better if you can win the top ten. Otherwise, I will not only feel guilty, but we want to find a thigh with a high score in the future It's hard to hug. Hurry up! Climb up quickly and strive to become the new thigh of our team. You are the same, Han Doudou, didn't you say that it depends on you? What kind of dependence is it to accompany me behind?"

Han Douding was so angry that he slapped him hard.

He Clumsy doesn't hurt or itch.

Jia Qianjin rolled her eyes, "Okay, you can, then you crawl slowly behind, I wish you the last one. Snake, little crab, Zizhen, let's go up first."

Amon... Amon left, brushed past a few children, just left his stupid apprentice down, and went up by himself.

He Chuchu: Bad!I always feel that Master is angry, what should I do?

Seeing that Amon didn't care about He Zhuzhu, Han Douding immediately snorted coldly and continued to climb up with his head held high.

Jia Qianjin waved a small handkerchief at He Zhuzhu, and turned away mercilessly with his cold-blooded snake.

The little crab looked at the friends who passed him, and at He Zhuzhu, as if he understood something, he turned around and continued to climb.

He Chuchu who was abandoned by his friends: ... so sad, although I let you go, but you left so simply, without even a word of consolation, but you are really here!

Isn't he just reluctant to fluff?

He Stupid was lucky, tried hard to lift one leg, he was doing body training.

But as soon as he lifted it up, he was crushed directly to the ground because of his unstable center of gravity.

Little Bird: "Chick!"

"My lord, what's the matter with you?" A group of little spiders crawled out from all over his body and clothes, comforting and encouraging him.

"King, work harder! Get up quickly!"

"Everyone is going far away. If you can't catch up, my lord, you really won't be able to catch up."

"It's broken, someone is coming from behind, if you don't get out of the way, my lord, the other party will step on you."

He Chuchu: ...how did I forget that there are seven spiders on me!Beat the ground!

He said that he is also a body refiner after all, how could he not even be able to climb up when he doubled his weight, it turned out that he did not double at all, but eight times!

Without the seven times the extra weight, He Dichou was finally able to get up from the ground.

Seeing that the little spiders were about to climb up on him again, He Zhuzhu screamed in fright: "Don't, don't! Don't come up, this stone ladder is abnormal, it will take your weight...not your actual weight, but according to your individual weight. Count my weight!"

The little spiders finally figured it out, and Xiaolan came up with an idea: "Or should we still put it in the storage bag?"

He Dichou didn't know if the weight in the storage bag counted, so he let the little spiders in with the intention of trying, but found that the living things in the storage bag were not counted as multiples of the weight!

He Zhuzhu wept with joy, and after negotiating with Feng Wang, he carefully moved the little bird into the storage bag, and specially mixed a little silk with him to quickly weave a nest for him, and put the bird in the nest that absorbed a lot Spiritual essence beads.

The other passers-by candidates all turned their heads to pay attention to He Stupid when they passed by.

When climbing the mountain to grab the top ten is so nervous, this kid is still sitting on the edge of the stone steps and weaving something.

Look at his two hands skillfully flipping up and down, and a comfortable little bird's nest is about to take shape in a short while.

Countless cultivators who watched this scene: "..."

Only the Feng family said happily: "Look how much our little princess loves Your Majesty."

Another cultivator murmured: "Didn't you notice that it is a storage bag that can hold living things? How could an ordinary child have such a storage bag similar to mustard seeds?"

The cultivator who heard him next to him laughed: "This kid is not an ordinary cultivator. Do you know the three most exciting news in the cultivation world now? This kid has it all by himself! He is Lucky He Chun, The Feng family, the number one cultivator in the world, is the little concubine recognized by His Majesty Feng Wang, and it is said that the Feng family officially went to the child's house to hire her."

The cultivators who heard it suddenly realized: "So he is He Chun! Then no wonder he has such a storage bag."

Another cultivator sighed softly: "It's also fortunate that this child has a relationship with King Feng, otherwise his family is now..."

"Even if he doesn't have a relationship with Phoenix King, his family will be fine. Who dares to touch the family of the only disciple of the Seven Tribulations Sanxian? Even if it's just a candidate. Touching the family of those candidates is not the same as hitting the face of the immortal. What's the difference? Unless it's the opponent of the Immortal Venerable, will the dignified Immortal Venerable's opponent go so far as to attack the family of his disciple's candidates? Even the Demon Cultivator doesn't bother to do such a thing!"

The cultivator who sighed felt reasonable after thinking about it.If all cultivators and disciples of the cultivator's sect had to worry about whether their family members would be involved because of their sect or their own reasons, then the world of cultivation would have ceased to exist long ago, and all of them would have killed each other to revenge each other.He didn't deny that there might indeed be some unintelligent delinquent, but that would be a very small number.What's more, standing behind these candidate disciples is the world's number one sect and the world's number one cultivator!

Look at Wuxiang Mountain again.

The two children crawled up to He Chun panting one after the other, one of them put his hand on his knee and asked him, "Hey, what are you doing?"

He Chun raised his head, caught off guard, and almost smashed the bird's nest.

He called Amon three times in his heart, finally suppressing the murderous desire and shock.

Amon, who had almost climbed to the top, turned his head: What happened to the stupid apprentice?

He Chun held the bird's nest and took a deep breath to calm down.

The child who asked him actually looked a lot like Fu Yi, and when he saw this child, it was the same as when he saw Fu Yi when he was a child.

He had seen photos of Fu Yi when he was a child, and Fu Yi used this to coax him.

But after the initial shock, if you look at this child carefully, you will find that he looks very similar to Fu Yi, but there are some subtle differences in many places.

Fu Yi was a bit dark when he was a child, not as white and tender as this child, and his facial features are not as delicate as children.

The child's facial features are really good-looking no matter how you look at them, as if God has calculated the best size and carefully sculpted it.

The child's skin is also very good, even the pores are invisible when you get close, the hair is very smooth, and there is a little fragrance on the body.

I can't tell what the aroma is, but it smells good, and it's not a bit smoky like ordinary incense. This aroma even makes people feel fresh.

The clothes on the child's body can also tell that he was born in a wealthy family.

Compared with the shock that this child brought to He Chun, the other child was much more ordinary, and his clothes were only average, but he was a little older than them all, about twelve or thirteen years old.

"What's your name?" He Chun smiled convulsively at the exquisite young master who looked like Fu Yi.

"Ha! My name is Mi Yao, the youngest. This is Zheng Hai. How about you?" The delicate young man thought He Chun was making faces at him, and was amused.

"My name is He Shishi, you can call me Shishilang."

Mi Yao sat down beside He Chun, and asked curiously: "Shishi Lang, you haven't said what you're doing yet?"

"I'm knitting." He Chun closed his mouth for the bird's nest, and said, "Don't you hurry up? There are already more than ten people walking ahead."

Mi Yao said indifferently: "You also said that more than ten people have gone up. Anyway, as long as they don't fall behind to the last one, the others will not get points no matter how fast they are. It's better to go up slowly."

"It's reasonable, but according to the pissing property of the spiritual pool, the first ones here may get more benefits, and the benefits are not necessarily all in terms of points."

Mi Yao's eyes widened, and he grabbed the young boy Zheng Hai beside him and stood up, "You're right! I almost forgot that there was such a possibility. But pee... Hahaha, your words are really interesting, let's go together. "

Little friend Mi Yao stretched out his little hand of friendship.

He Zhuzhu held back the ferocious desire in his heart, and smiled more sincerely, "Thank you, no need, I still have to delay some time, you guys go up first."

Mi Yao tried to persuade him again, but he didn't think he could do anything, so he stopped persuading him, and started to move forward with his friend Zheng Hai again.

Zheng Hai went up two steps and looked back at the child.It happened that the child's eyes were full of fierceness, and he smiled extremely ferociously at their backs.

He Stupid weaved a bird's nest with the fastest speed, took the little bird out of his arms, and put it in the nest for him to feel.

"How? Is it comfortable? Is there any place to rub against you? There is not enough time today. I will make you a better one next time. You can make do with it."

"Hey." His Majesty Feng Wang said that this nest is small, but it is surprisingly comfortable to stay in, especially this nest still has a strong breath of children.

What's even more amazing is that after squatting for a while, His Majesty Feng Wang felt that this nest could suck out the incomparably stubborn negative energy in his body. Although it was not much, it was a steady stream.

"Ji!" This little nest, the king wants it.

"It was originally for you." He Chuchu stroked the soft back feathers of the little bird, intending to transfer the nest into a storage bag.Mrs. Feng taught him so much, it's nothing to give Feng Wang a nest.

"Ji." Do you know those two children?

He Chou paused, "No, I have mistaken people, and one of them looks like my child bride-in-law."

Feng Wang managed to escape from the nest.What did the child say?He actually has a child bride?He thought the child was his child bride!

He Zhuzhu held Xiaowofan and said seriously: "Really, the child bride-in-law my father found for me. I was said to be a fool when I was born, and the child bride-in-law is as scumbag as my father. Seeing that I am stupid, she not only bullied me together with my father , and later wanted to poison me to be my little mother. Amon found out and beat him to death. Then I was poisoned by him, and I was not stupid."

King Feng: ...According to the first news that Feng Si sent back, it seems that his little concubine was really a fool when she was young, and his father was really a scumbag.Is what the child said true?

He Zhuzhu looked sad, with hatred and nostalgia in his eyes, and more of a mockery of his ignorance.

Such complex emotions, if you don't have real experience, even adults can't express it?

Feng Wang believed it.He decided to treat his little silly concubine better, and sent a letter to Feng Si, asking him to get the child's scumbag father to live in the black prison of Feng's family until he died.

Feng Wang, who has been tortured by the curse for so many years, never thinks that killing the opponent directly is revenge, but thinks that letting the enemy die too quickly is undoubtedly a reward.If he wants to take revenge on anyone now, he will send the other party to the black jail, squeeze out the last remaining value of the other party, and at the same time let the other party enjoy everything he "enjoyed", and occasionally give extra meals.

After He Stupid put King Feng into the storage bag, he moved his hands and feet, and finally started to climb up again.

Without the burden, the child who majored in body training immediately showed his physical advantages.

Many of the candidates who had surpassed him before were once again left behind by him.

During this period, some people tried to tear his clothes, some people wanted to push him down the stone ladder, some even put hidden weapons such as barbed wire on the stone ladder at the expense of others, and some people begged him to pull it... and so on.

Although there is no process of testing the mind, the effect of the formation that reflects the true self is much more powerful than the illusion of the mind.

He Chun also thinks this is better, children's minds are inherently unstable, who said that heart testing must be accurate?The simplest example, whether a person is brave or not, in addition to being naturally bold, acquired training is also very important.

The boys and children who tripped him up on the road were bad now, but who knows in the future?

Of course, He Chun beat back all the children who dared to trip him, no matter how big or small.At most, the big ones should be beaten harder, and the small ones should be beaten lightly.If he can't beat him, there are spiders who can help him, one bite is enough for them!

Not to mention that he has a special skill: damage reflection!

Come on, you have the guts to stab at the vitals and see who dies faster!

He Chun passed five levels and killed six generals... It's not that exaggerated, there are only a few who really can't help but hurt people.

A certain stupid mentality is good, and he doesn't intend to grab the ranking. Although the body gets heavier as he walks up, he is not too tired from walking.

Many children are exhausted like dogs, really crawling on the ground.

Seeing He Stupid walking past him like that, the guy who wanted to pull his trousers came out naturally.Impulse is a sin!

In the end, he even surpassed Mi Yao and Zheng Hai, and Cha Chaka reached the top of the mountain at the hundredth place.

The reason why he knew that he was the hundredth was not because he counted it, but because Haishi told him.

"Did you see the single-plank bridge on the cliff in front? After passing the single-plank bridge, it will be the place where you will go to class in the future. As for the accommodation, you can choose this hilltop. You can build your own house if you are particular about it, or just dig a hole or live on the ground if you are not particular about it." Okay. For the sake of your hard work in the shower, I would like to remind you that although the location of accommodation and housing facilities do not count as points, they can let the immortals see your hands-on ability and other aspects of ability. Understand?" Hai Shi He leaned close to He Chun's ear and explained that the second half of the talk was all about sound transmission.

He Chun expressed his understanding and waved vigorously to the little friends who came to pick him up.

Hai Shi gave another quick voice transmission: "The homework will start in half a month, and this half month is the time for you to build houses and enclose the territory. Immortals don't like weak disciples."

Han Douding rushed over like a small cannonball, held his head up and said proudly: "I am the third person to arrive, so two points will be added."

"Yeah, it's amazing." He Chun rubbed the child's neck casually, and urged, "You know that you have to build the house yourself? Come on, we have to occupy a good site first, which is probably the benefit of coming up first."

Jia Qianjin took the child's little paw tenderly and weakly, and said as she walked, "You don't need to say, we have already taken a look at it. This mountain is not big, it is about the same size as the small town in our hometown, and it can barely fit into it." There are tens of thousands of people. The best place is behind the grove, which is the source of the only creek here. Amon and the little crab have already occupied the territory, so let's go there quickly."

"No one else is robbing such a good place?" He Chun quickened his pace.

"Of course there is. That's why I told you to rush to grab it together! By the way, spiritual energy can be used here, and there is no cultivation base restriction."

"So this hasn't been snatched yet?" He Chun rubbed his hands and smiled grimly.Great, the first battle on the mountain is about to start!Just when he wanted to vent.