Let the whole universe drop SAN together

"Actually, you don't need to be so nervous."

When he and Igor sat face to face on the sofa again with a rare solemn attitude, and Igor's expression was as vigilant as when facing the Zerg army's large-scale invasion, Azathoth said.

"As long as it's the same as before."

That being said, although Azathoth behaved as usual, Igor did take out his mobile terminal at night and secretly inquired about [-] ways couples get along.

——Nothing in it told him how to fall in love with an evil god.

Probably this kind of plot that only appears in romance novels would not be asked by any normal person. Twenty-four hours ago, even Igor himself would not have dared to imagine this kind of development route.

And to be honest, Igor doubts that Azathoth really understands the psychological and... cough, physiological needs of human beings in this regard.After all, He is a god who has escaped from vulgar tastes. He doesn’t even need to satisfy the most basic appetite. Most of the ways to spend time with humans and human couples to enhance the fun of emotional mining seem to have nothing to do with Azathoth.

So apart from being awakened by a nightmare while sleeping on the first night, Igor gradually became calmer.

Later he discovered that Azathoth did look different from before.

Specifically, the invisible barrier that originally existed between them was broken. After wrapping a more intimate connection outside the relationship between the evil god and his loved ones, Azathoth entangled Iraq. Gore's clinging behavior became even more natural.

——"Isn't that good?" The god who hung on Igor's body like a mollusc once again said confidently, "Igor is too dishonest, obviously you are also very happy."

"..."

Igor had a headache for a while: "You're right...if I'm not cooking in the kitchen now."

"What do you want to take?"

"Well, the seasoning I put on the cutting board... please slow down!"

Two tentacles grabbed the handrails at both ends of the cutting board and lifted it up and handed it to the human. The other tentacle rushed up to support the salt shaker that almost fell on it.

Azathoth: "And then?"

Igor: "...and the steak that I have marinated in the refrigerator. If it is convenient, you can turn on the switch of the oven to preheat it for 15 minutes."

Who the hell knows why things turned out like this.

Ordinary tasks that usually take a few minutes to complete on a daily basis suddenly become extraordinary.

And the monotonous, slightly boring life has long been accidentally filled because of Azathoth's intervention.

——People start to look forward to the arrival of tomorrow, because they think that it may be a more relaxed and happy day than today.

In the afternoon, Igor went out and rented a small submarine.

"I have a driver's license." He showed the certificate to the owner of the submarine and Azathoth. Of course, the name on it was no longer 'Igor Sullivan', but was changed to a pseudonym.

In this era, although the war has limited the development of folk entertainment activities and related technologies, the capital is a developed city where the entire federal aristocrats have gathered. Activities such as diving in such developed waters require safety measures. It is enough to reach the point where it is difficult for most people to die and cause casualties.

So under the brilliance of the stars, the staff easily let them go.

Azathoth emphasized again: "The skill points you have ordered exceed the standard."

It took a while for Igor, who had never played games, to understand this stalk.

"It's a personal hobby." He said while fastening Azathoth's seat belt, "The salary in the military department is quite good. The salary alone is enough for me to pursue any hobby these years."

"Other than that?" Azathoth asked, "Is there anything else I don't know?"

Igor in the driver's seat thought about it seriously.

Then he replied: "Too many... If it is a skill that is not very common or commonly used, it is only useful on special occasions. In fact, this is not a question of talent. I have more time during the holidays, and I am willing to waste it on such miscellaneous things."

Before Azathoth continued to ask questions, he said: "Actually, the thing I'm best at is killing people—this is a pity, and there is nothing to say. I hope that the way the federal military academy trains students will improve after the war subsides."

They were silent for a while.

The small submarine gradually moves away from the hustle and bustle of the sea, and enters a quiet, deep and magical world full of vitality.

"So what about you?" This time it was Igor who started the topic first, "What were you doing before this?"

Azathoth also seriously thought about it.

Then he found that there was actually nothing to recall.

"I sleep most of the time," he said honestly.

"..."

"Strictly speaking, I don't remember anything more distant." Kami casually looked at the dark water outside the round window and a small piece of deep sea illuminated by the submarine's forward searchlight.A few palm-sized small fish were disturbed by the current and fled elsewhere in panic.

"Is this universe real? Are my dreams real? Am I real?"

"I've thought about such a question before, but it's actually not interesting."

"It's just..." he said vaguely, "Sometimes it feels good to dream that I'm a human being."

Perhaps a human dreamed of becoming a god—who knew such a thing?

Igor didn't quite understand, and turned his head to look at him blankly.

Azathoth yawned, he didn't sleep last night.In fact, most of the time Azathoth's sleep is not very regular. After all, this is not a necessity, but the quiet and peaceful environment now gives him the illusion of comfort and relaxation like a baby returning to the mother's womb. He gradually closes his eyes, back Lean back in the chair and breathe slowly.

Igor turned up the temperature of the air conditioner in the submarine a little.

He stared at the side face of Azathoth who seemed to be sleeping unconsciously for a long time in a daze.

None of us know if we will be living your dream.

he wondered.If this universe was a dream of Azathoth, then Azathoth gazed at it from the depths of his consciousness every moment the sun rose and set.Perhaps when those intelligent beings didn't foresee it, when he didn't realize it, he had met him for countless centuries, unless it was the moment when Azathoth really woke up, such a peaceful and satisfying life will continue forever.

So, please let this dream last longer.

Bewitched by that beautiful face, the human leaned down, resting his thin fingertips on the thick back of the chair.

One second before he touched it, he suddenly woke up.

"boom--"

The submarine that was silently under the water suddenly vibrated violently, as if something invisible in the deep sea wanted to force them to float up.

Unprepared, Igor almost fell on the co-pilot's chair. With his good balance ability, he struggled to find a point of strength. At the same time, an iron hook flew out from the back of the mechanical left leg to wrap around the chassis of the main driver's seat.

Just at this time, Azathoth was awakened by the shock, his eyes were so clear that he didn't look like he just fell asleep, but he still didn't understand the situation by looking at his expression.

The gray-haired young man cursed inwardly, and couldn't help spraying the person who caused the shock from head to toe.

"Are you okay?" He pretended to stand up nonchalantly, without explaining why he made such a strange movement, "There are people on the sea, this is the military's weapon against ocean submarines."

Azathoth blinked.

Igor was defeated by his innocent expression.

Even at this seemingly critical moment, he still couldn't help asking: "I'm sorry, but do you know what kind of behaviors human couples will have? I mean not for the purpose of procreation, just by Caused by hormone secretion..."

"I know," said Azathoth.

"I thought I made it very clear." He stretched out his hand and pinched Igor's fingertips—this had never happened before, and Igor felt that Azathoth was very repulsive to get in close contact with people— Gently tugged, "'I hope you can get more things from me than other humans who can't touch me', which means that I can and am willing to do what other people can do, if you want if."

The god suddenly unbuttoned his seat belt, stood up and kissed the corner of Igor's lips, and then whispered in his ear, "Is that your enemy up there?"

Humans were jittered by His breath blowing over the pinnae of their ears.

"...Maybe." He collected himself, and once again felt that he was very sane and lost eight points (four points of the eight points were scolding the unexpected guest who appeared suddenly, and four points were excitedly preparing to continue to do something) , Relying on the remaining two points, he said stubbornly, "But I don't think anyone will use this method to arrest two 'ordinary people'. I suspect that they have..."

"Igor Sullivan." A cold, familiar voice came from the sea. It was unknown what method was used, but it was still clearly audible even at such a long distance, "I know you are here."

"No matter what your purpose is and what means you use to escape from the federal government, but since you have returned to the capital, I hope we can talk before you go to justice."

"—for now, in a relatively peaceful manner."

Igor snorted.

"It's Shirley Joyce." He said in a low voice. "There should be someone else beside her, who should be from the military department, otherwise it wouldn't be in this tone."

Azathoth thought for a few seconds.

Igor thought he was thinking about some complicated problem.

As a result, "I suddenly found that you really know her very well."

Azathoth said, "She is an Alpha, and she is very beautiful."

Igor: "...you think too much! No, why do you think so?"

He said dumbfoundedly, "I swear to you that I never had anything more than friendship with Shirley in the past."

"But she obviously meets your standards." Just like he used to think that it was incredible that an all-rounder like Igor could stay single.The evil god who didn't quite understand human thinking spread out his tentacles, "But forget it, are you going to chat with her?"

The six words 'you better not go' were written all over his face.

Igor: "Of course not."

"But we can't move now." He poked the dashboard in front of him. "The engine and detection equipment have failed. They may dive in another 10 minutes."

Azathoth immediately said, "Then let's go now."

Because Igor can't breathe underwater, I'm afraid I have to go along with this submarine... I'll pay the fee later.

As soon as he finished speaking, the current in the deep sea stirred up instantly, and the seaweed-like tentacles wrapped around this vehicle, which was too small compared to Azathoth's body, and directly lifted it from the bottom of the sea.

Then the next second.

"boom--"

A thick tentacles kicked off the reef on the seabed.

Countless sea creatures are terrified and far away from the center of this vortex. Their brains cannot understand the disaster that is happening, but animals dominated by instinct know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.

Seen from above, it looked like a calm autumn afternoon when a storm suddenly blew up in the bright sun.

In an instant, the strong wind raised huge waves tens of meters high, as if something was pushing in the depths of the ocean.Like the palm of a giant, the wave photographed a helicopter hovering at a lower position in the air, rolled a few times and fell on the tourist beach!