Let the whole universe drop SAN together

It was already noon when they arrived at the destination, and the amusement park gave them a free lunch.

This is actually one of the famous diving holy places in the capital. The amusement park is just a joint venture project with the local area, so the staff left after bringing them here. In addition, a special person came to ask if they want to conduct preliminary diving teaching.

Mr. Azathoth, the rich second generation, refused without hesitation.

Igor was not surprised. After everyone else left, God quickly occupied the indoor swimming pool in the hotel suite next to the ocean.Igor went out and brought back two cans of beer. At a glance, he saw that the [-]-meter-long swimming pool was full of indescribable tentacles happily pressing, moving, and pressing on the water pipe that was bubbling at the bottom of the pool. , Moving away, after seeing the human guardians, they swarmed, and one of the tentacles rushed over the head and plunged into the open beer can.

Igor: "..."

He sat down cross-legged on the edge of the pool in beach shorts without changing his face, put aside the beer that Azathoth had sipped, and popped open another can by himself.

Azathoth under the water: "Gudu Gudu Gudu Gudu."

Igor: "What did you say?"

A head with wet black hair surfaced: "Is this beer? I thought you didn't drink."

"I really don't drink much." Igor took a big gulp and almost choked. He coughed and put the jar down, "But going out during the holidays should be a bit different from usual. In the past, some of my friends would specially bring treasures from home But I don’t like the red wine very much.” He shrugged his shoulders with a smile, “I like it for common people, but I actually prefer drinks from street food stalls.”

Azathoth's head was floating back and forth, and Igor saw that his underwater body had completely changed into a terrifying image at first glance.

The human stood up and walked to the door to hang up the 'Do Not Disturb' sign outside, and checked the door lock by the way.

After returning, Azathoth asked, "Do you often go out to parties with them?"

"...Most of the time is socializing." Igor said truthfully, "There are not many friends who can really make friends at that time."

"And Wendy... Ever since Wendy disappeared, I have felt for a long time that people approaching me have malicious intentions—although such malicious speculation is not fair to those who sincerely communicate with me." He unconsciously Fiddling with the tab of the beer can, "But it's hard for me to get along with people as calmly as I used to."

The young man sighed.

"I may not be good at politics."

Azathoth said: "You can't be good at everything."

He thought for a while, and added sincerely: "I think you know too much. I used to think that all human beings in the interstellar era are like you, but later found out that it is not."

Igor's hand holding the beer paused in mid-air.

It took him a long time before he asked dully, "You think so?"

"Of course." Azathoth said, "At first I thought I was lucky."

Igor: "... what?"

"There are too many of you human beings!" The god's tone was accusing, "Or it's good to say that there were so many from the beginning, and now it can be basically controlled? In short, it is possible to meet a qualified What a difficult thing it is to have a loved one."

"But I only took one chance."

Azathoth raised a tentacle with a drained beer can on it... To make a digression, seeing this scene, Igor inexplicably remembered that a fisherman said that octopuses like to drill into bottles, and he had seen it before. Old news about octopus fishing in bottles.

"You fell on the deserted star by yourself and met me and Hugo. It happened that I was hungry at that time... I saved you."

He finally concluded: "Single-drawing is a miracle."

"..."

Igor licked his dry lips, resisting the urge to pull the beer can off his tentacles: "That's because you have seen too few humans, I just..."

"I've seen a lot." Azathoth's tone definitely seemed to be stating a universally known truth, "You are the best person I've ever met."

"..."

"Look." Azathoth ignored Igor's complicated expression and continued, "I've seen many people. They are good-looking and smarter than you. People who are smarter than you are too noisy, and people who are taciturn don't know how to adapt. , Flexible people have too many thoughts. Even if there are really perfect people, most of them will not be single."

——And you won't encounter evil gods when you fall into the deserted star on the way to escape.

Igor blushed when he said it, although it didn't look so obvious.

The human tongue was knotted, and it took a long time before he stumbled and asked, "So what does it have to do with being single?"

"Then my investigation workload and the number of people I have been in contact with for a long time will have to be multiplied by two." Azathos said naturally, "I must not let him/her contact my partner."

"That, that might be..."

"So Igor." The evil god looked at his favored one solemnly, "Swear to me, you won't suddenly bring back a girlfriend one day."

"..." Not only was Igor's tongue tied, but his brain was also stiff and uncontrollable. Before he could react, he blurted out a sentence, "Actually, it might be a boyfriend."

Azathoth: "..."

Igor: "..."

Humans panicked and tried to make amends.

Before that, Azathoth's tentacles slapped the surface of the water suddenly: "You are right, and you have a boyfriend."

He forgot about it!

Humans in the Star Federation have six genders, and men and men can also marry and have children!

With a rigorous and truth-seeking spirit, he asked, "So what gender do you prefer? Alpha or Omega?"

Igor was caught off guard by his expression as if he was doing a scientific experiment and the content of the conversation in the dating agency.

To be honest, as a person whose parents have both died and who once held a high position, no one dares to ask this topic blatantly in front of him-although there are not too many men and women who pounce on him when he is at the peak of power.

Wendy sometimes asks, "When will my brother get married?"

Igor always replied: "I don't know, I'm not interested."

... The standard answer of the steel straight male single dog, used to perfunctory the inquiries of the younger sister who is occasionally serious and sometimes gossiping and joking.

The young man's toes were tensed under the pool and pressed against the wall.

The answer still needs to be answered seriously.

Igor didn't dare to talk nonsense like he was talking to his sister.

"...Alpha or Beta, it doesn't really matter if it's male or female..."

For the first time in many years, he seriously considered this question and had to answer it honestly, and his whole body was about to steam by the water's edge.

"So you're not interested in Omega?" Azathoth swam over to look at him seriously, and said thoughtfully, "No wonder you don't look happy every time you smell my Omega pheromone."

"..."

What are you thinking! !

It's not a question of O no O at all but no one can xx on mustard!

Besides, why do you think of yourself so naturally at this time? !

Igor stared at him tongue-tiedly, his heart was rarely full of slots.

"In this case..." God continued to think about something, "Beta and Alpha, isn't it easy to satisfy these two points? There will be no human being who meets the requirements better than me."

"...What did you say?" Igor suspected that something was wrong with his ears.

"You see, this is very obvious." Azathoth said more and more firmly, "I don't want you to have an intimate relationship with other people, and I don't want you to leave my side. But I don't want to be like I treat you like a pet. I also hope that you can get more things from me than other human beings who can’t touch me—then why can’t we interpret our relationship in another way? For example , lover?"

Igor's expression looked as if he had been hit by a hundred beer cans.

...Maybe No.90 nine or 'one more bottle'.

"Are you serious?" he insisted, feeling dizzy and overwhelmed, "or is this beer too strong? Why don't you get some sleep first?"

"I'm sober," Azathoth said, "just a little impulsive, maybe. But I never regret my decisions."

"If you want to contradict me, or reject me, why don't you give it a second thought?"

"Setting aside my identity and race, what do you think of my human appearance?"

Still covered in drops of water, the god who had turned back into a human body stepped on the water step by step to squat down in front of Igor.

"……very beautiful."

Igor pressed his conscience to confess.

"What about your personality?"

—Have you really never imagined such a relationship?

Igor asked himself.

Just like Azathoth said, regardless of identity and race, Igor can even say that he likes him very much after getting along for a long time.

Even if he occasionally thinks that the other party is a god who is superior and cannot be profane, he will inevitably get close to him and treat him with an attitude of treating him as an old friend or a close relative. Sometimes Igor even feels that he has developed a kind of "such The illusion of living a lifetime is not bad.

...that may not be an illusion.

Because even if there is no human promise that can last forever, but in Igor's limited life, the existence and protection of Azathoth is eternal.

Even if the other party wants to eat his soul after his death, it will be after death.How can a person who dares to provoke the evil god have the energy to think so long-term?

Habit is a terrible thing. Even though time has not passed, Igor will subconsciously bring back two servings, including today's beer, when he buys something.

"You don't hate me." The god said, his voice was a little bewitching, Igor never thought that the other party could have such a moment that fits the definition of an "evil god", "You even like me a little bit, can I feel."

"Then why was your first reaction to say no?"

"Does the loss of self-control scare you? Does being out of a comfortable, familiar relationship scare you? Answer me, Igor."

"That's just liking, sir." Igor held the hard swimming pool wall, relying on the pain to stay awake and calm, only in this way would he not agree to the other party's request in a flash of his head - that is really very likely to happen He didn't want to see the other party's disappointed expression at all.

"I think there is still a gap between love and love."

"Love can be cultivated slowly." Azathoth said, "I can assure you that you are one of the most important people to me. But it is not the other way around. It's not fair."

Sure enough, the god showed a slightly disappointed expression.

"Okay," He seemed to be about to sink into the water again, "I knew you wouldn't agree, but forget it." I can ask again tomorrow... Anyway, we still have a long time together.

"I agree." Igor said.

"Ok?"

"I think what you said makes sense." Igor wanted to drink the last sip of beer, but he spilled it with a shake of his hand, and the bubbling liquid flowed forward along the edge of the pool, while his fingertips Colder than a cold flagstone floor.But his cheeks and neck were bursting with heat.

The stamina of this wine is indeed quite strong.

he thought dazedly.

"There's nothing wrong with that."

Whether it's a relationship with Azathoth... or a longer-term commitment, longer than the lifespan of this universe.

"I promise you."