Cute Pet Cultivation Guide[Quick Transmigration]

Suddenly there was a loud noise outside.Earth-shattering.

"Xiao Yun, the septic tank in the garden outside just exploded, so don't go out! That old Wang is really serious, insisting on repairing the pipes underground, it's over now, it's very smelly outside."

"Oh, I see."

Xiao Shuqing responded, and stepped forward through Lian Yu's transparent body. His gaze still kept the original direction, and it landed on the stairs in the living room impartially.

Eyes normal.

It does seem to be an illusion.

"Come on, the game continues." The system automatically dismissed the alarm.

The young man gave her a blank look, stretched out his finger and wrote a roll in the void.

He didn't have the guts to scold the system face to face, so he could only vent his anger like this.

For the first time, he drew a five-pointed star in a regular manner and ended up with an R card octopus, so this time he will do the opposite, just scribbling casually, maybe it will trigger UR.

The last point of the rolling character was settled on the talisman, and after a bright bright light, Lian Yu's figure had disappeared.

"Oh, there is no announcement after drawing the card this time." The krypton gold system squinted and smiled, gloating.

Hey, it smells so good.

Before I opened my eyes, my nose smelled a burst of fragrance, which was even more enticing than the smell of octopus balls just now.Oh, and when it comes to octopus balls, I suddenly realized that I haven’t eaten for a long time... Lian Yu heard the gurgling sound of the internal organs, and immediately plunged into the source of the taste instinctively, and opened his mouth to eat——

"Children, although you have a good time today, the septic tank built by humans in the garden exploded, and a lot of nutrients fell into our house! Be sure to eat well, otherwise when humans come to clean the lawn, we will have nothing to eat. Something to eat."

"Okay mom!" "We know mom!" Chirping and childish voices came from all directions.

'garden' 'septic tank' 'nutrients'...

Lian Yu, who was lowering his head and immersed in the delicious food, shivered suddenly.

This... What has he become this time?

The young man immediately raised his head and opened his big eyes. He tried to touch the thing in front of him with his paws, which looked like a mosaic and heated air to coax special effects. He always felt that the atmosphere was very strange.

What are the animals associated with septic tanks?

"Get out of the way, occupy the latrine and don't eat shit, I want to eat if you don't want to eat."

Just as he was thinking, a domineering bug squeezed in from the side and pushed Lianyu aside, and then plunged into the thick yellow mosaic with a babble.

Hey wait, big brother, you are not professional at all in coding!What the hell are those yellow solids popping out of the sides? !

"Hmph, I've eaten all of your portion, who told you not to eat it earlier, how about it, it feels great to be eaten by me."

It has a pitch-black shell, with a horizontal sickle-shaped worm on its head showing off in front of the fish with its teeth and claws.

The smaller dung beetle looked at it blankly, then lowered its neck and vomited profusely, leaving a mosaic of hot eyes on the ground.

Grass mud horse, go to your civilian players, go to your krypton gold boss, how did I get the dung beetle? !Snake spirit disease, this game is poisonous!

No wonder the system didn't issue an announcement after drawing cards, nonsense, what announcement will an N card issue!

The crying Lianyu struggled to spread his wings and flew to the lawn. He seriously doubted whether he could complete the task within ten chances with his bad luck. The last octopus still had close contact with people. time, and now...

See you fart!

Life is really hopeless everywhere.

What can I do, is there still ten days to be wasted like this?No, wouldn't this be playing into the hands of the system? It's really dangerous.

Holding on to the idea of ​​giving it a try, Lian Yu spread his wings and flew high in the sun again. He flew across the garden based on his impressions, and stopped securely outside the man's study.As long as he goes in through the window and hides in ambush, that guy will be attacked by himself anyway. He has wings and is afraid of being a fart.

The sound of chirping sounded softly from outside the window, and under the cover of a flower pot on the window sill, the black insects carefully hid under a leaf, peeking around at everything in the study.

There is no one in the study for the time being, and a desk is placed in the south direction.Lian Yu glanced at the door nervously, and immediately spread his wings and flew towards the desk. He had seen the file bag on the desk early in the morning, and he would hide it in the file bag later, and then quietly waited for the host to open it. Seal it up, as soon as the documents inside are pulled out, he can take the opportunity to fly up to sneak attack, so that the mission can be completed.

The dung beetle that successfully landed on the desk mobilized a few small claws, quietly crawled into the file bag and shrank aside. He silently waited for the arrival of the chosen person, wanting to catch the third blood by surprise.

After a while, the man who didn't go out really went upstairs, and the sound of footsteps sounded on the stairs.

coming.

Even Yu didn't dare to breathe, he shivered and waited for the best time. He hovered nervously with his paws on the paper until he inadvertently lowered his head and saw a familiar name written in black and white.

'Even the fish. '

I... my name?

Lian Yu was taken aback for a moment, moved his little paw and continued to look down.

[photo].

Man.

Han nationality.

23 is old.

Graduated from the XX Department of XX University.

This is his photo, this is his profile... But why does his profile appear here?

Shocked and stopped thinking, the beetle stayed where he was and forgot to move.At this moment, the seal of the file bag was opened, and a stack of white papers was pulled out from inside, and the dung beetle, who was still in a daze, was also pulled out from inside. Fortunately, he hid himself in the paper below , You can't find a bug in a bunch of files just from the above.

Tsk, no, although I don't understand why the information appears here, but I can't let this pervert know.Lian Yu looked at his photo in a panic, and decisively put aside his shame and shit on his important information. This behavior is really crazy, but he can't control it now!

The young man who was signing his name on the document felt the vibration of the document under his hands, so he immediately flipped through the paper at the back - as far as he could see, there were piles of grass-green mosaics one after another.The files of his employees, especially the color-typed photo, were blurred to a horrible degree, and the culprit of everything was squatting on the file paper and constantly shitting... Shit, shell, man!

Xiao Shuqing's heroic face was completely darkened. In the morning, he met an octopus that shot him in the face, and in the afternoon, he met a dung beetle that stretched out a piece of paper. Does he have to meet anything else in the evening to make today a complete day?

"roll."

The cleanliness man broke out immediately, pulled the archive paper contaminated by black bugs with a cold face, then crumpled up the bugs and threw them into the trash can, stood up and washed his hands.

Great, the information was thrown away by him.

Fortunately, the dung beetle slowly crawled out of the pile of waste paper with its little paws, and then hid on the black trash can and continued to watch the man come back. Not long after, the man sat down again after washing his hands. He hurriedly threw a ball of tissue paper into the trash can, then lowered his head and continued to sign, without noticing that a little thing had escaped from prison.

The right time, the right place, and the right people, what a great opportunity, big brother!

Lian Yu quietly stretched his wings and flew in the low sky as high as the table legs. After confirming again and again that the male master who was in the working state still hadn't noticed his existence, he immediately flew up a layer Then curled up the small paws like a melon seed shell that was sprayed out of the mouth, and slapped it on the corner of the man's mouth at a speed that eliminated all resistance, gravity and friction——

He took a sharp bite.

A line of red words immediately popped up: mission completion [1/3].

What the hell!

Dear, here, here!

Even in the form of a worm, even the head of the fish was still numb, and when the soft touch on the half was attached to the mouth where the mouth was unknown, there was a feeling of electric shock, this was his fucking first kiss!

"..."

Xiao Yat-yun, who was working, was attacked by a dung beetle and went berserk, and the dung beetle that was thrown into the trash can boldly flew to his mouth to rest, with a smell of excrement...

It instantly reminded me of the exploding septic tank downstairs.

He's going to blow up.

A string snapped in the man's head.

Frowning deeply, he took out a pack of unpacked plastic gloves from the drawer, quickly put them on his hands, grabbed a piece of waste paper, and approached the dung beetle. The insect, immersed in the joy of victory, flapped his little The wings flew up again, and aimed at the mouth of the male master again, so that he could complete the task in one go - but who the hell would give such an ugly bug with the stench of fascination a second chance!

"Oh!"

An earth-shattering loud noise shook the study room.

The domineering CEO Xiao Shuyun, who couldn't bear it anymore, stretched out his hand and slapped the deadly little bug onto the table. The dung beetle, who was beaten dizzy, limped and stood up from the table, lying on the bed with difficulty. The desktop full of black and white letters turned around. He had to seize the time to escape from here. It is important to save his life now... But why are the names signed on these documents so familiar? This person is called...

The dung beetle with several broken legs struggled to climb back onto the man's signature with tenacious vitality. This time he finally saw the man's name clearly.

'Xiao Yi [beep]. '

Oh, don’t get me wrong, he’s really not illiterate, he pronounced Yun as Jun, that [beep] is his dead body on white paper.

Of course, there are also a bunch of blue and yellow mosaics.

"I apply to quit the game."

Lian Yu, who died tragically again, looked indifferent.

"The game is not something you can quit if you want to quit." The krypton gold system digs its nose intoxicated, "Is it because of others that you are black?"

Lian Yu was angry: "I suspect that this game doesn't have UR ​​at all!"

"Then tell me first, what is the drop rate of Feng Shui Master UR."

"..."

The system sneered: "Hmph, I can't answer it, so stop talking nonsense and draw the next card!"

"No, let me finish my sentence first. Player feedback is also very important!" Lian Yu stared at the Krypton Gold System with wide eyes, with a fierce expression on his face, "Must say it!"

The system simply dismissed it: "As long as you are a non-chief, tell us what you want us to improve."

"That man, I have a sworn hatred with me. If you want me to continue playing, you can, but you must change the person you choose." Lian Yu bit his lip with a bad expression.

The system smiled: "Oh, isn't it because he killed you twice? There's nothing to worry about, it's just a game. Besides, isn't he your boss? You didn't refuse when you asked to kiss him."

"It's because I knew he was Xiao Shuqing that I asked for a change." Lian Yu rolled his eyes and emphasized again, "I have a grudge against him."

Who the hell would have expected that the chosen person with the face of an emperor turned out to be the immediate boss, and I gave him back my first kiss!This feeling is terrible. What I hate the most in the company is this bastard boss. Speaking of the reason why I turned into an animal, he is also half responsible.

"So you didn't know him before, no wonder you didn't respond." The system flicked its booger and said in a very subtle tone, "How about giving you a chance to kiss a handsome guy? Besides, we don't think you are very repulsive towards men... Tsk."

"I refuse." The young man was determined.

"Refusal is invalid." The girl was unmoved.

"Give you a bad review."

"The game is in the development stage and the scoring system is automatically turned off."

"I have a sentence mmp that I'm going to say now..."

"Go down and draw a card!"

"Oh!"

Fuck, the landing this time is terrible, why is it so bumpy, is it an earthquake again!

The author has something to say: The imagery in this chapter is really too strong, let me go out and vomit for a while...What is the next chapter?