Cute Pet Cultivation Guide[Quick Transmigration]

"Puff..."

The sound of water splashes came in bursts, pouring into the head and ears overwhelmingly, and Lian Yu, who was completely unconscious after being thrown out of the window, slowly opened his eyes, and there was a strange and cold world standing horizontally in front of him.

Where is this... is he dead again?

"Xiaoyun, I heard some movement in your room this morning, what's the matter?"

"The bookshelves were turned over, nothing more."

Through the water flowing over his head, he could vaguely hear the voices of a man and a woman talking outside, Lian Yu was completely confused, only aware of how the male voice sounded so familiar.

"Oh, if you need to clean it, just call me. By the way, I have an appointment with Aunt Wang to burn incense in the temple tomorrow, and I will also count the marriage for you by the way."

"Aunt Zhang, I focus on work now."

When the man's voice sounded again, Lian Yu sneered and raised his middle finger, oh, isn't that the voice of a gentle animal? It turned out that he hadn't died after walking around for a long time.

So the question is, which corner is here?

The little octopus poked around curiously, and finally found an openable cover on the top of his head. He pressed his tentacles against the heavy cover, and then secretly poked his head out to look out, just in time to see the perverted Talking to an aunt.

"Oh, it's here again. Which young man is not this excuse, as long as he meets a suitable girl, he should get along with him. Oh, by the way, a girl knocked on the door in the morning and left her number to ask if she could talk to you. Friends," the aunt surnamed Zhang said with a smile, "She said that you met while walking the birds in the early morning, but Xiaoyun, does our family have any birds?"

"..."

Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Lian Yu, who heard the connotation, suddenly laughed so that the corners of his mouth twitched, he staggered, and the lid couldn't be lifted steadily. His black eyes gloated at the man with no expression on his face, trying to find a trace of embarrassment.

The result disappointed him, the man didn't show even the slightest unnatural look, he just spoke slowly, calmly and indifferently, as if answering something about someone else.

"No."

"Oh, the little girls are so smart now." Aunt Zhang, who thought the girl was forcibly accosting her, shook her head and took the mop away with a smile.

As soon as the aunt left, there was only the pervert walking the bird. That person seemed to have no intention of leaving, and was sitting in the original place playing with his mobile phone, keeping his head down.

good chance.

The little octopus's eyeballs rolled cunningly, and then pushed the things on its head a little more with all its strength, then slowly crawled out and jumped down, gliding on the ground for a long time with a splash of water all over its body. He just stopped, but when he raised his head, he just stopped at the foot of that person.

The little octopus scrambled and scrambled around the chair quickly, and carefully climbed up the back of the chair from an angle that the man could see.As a result, he crawled halfway and looked back at the place where the plastic cover had just been lifted, and suddenly realized that it turned out to be a fucking toilet!

Feelings, he just crawled out of the toilet? !Lian Yu shook his head in despair, so all the water he drank just now was...toilet water? !

vomit!The little octopus, who lowered his head and spit out a piece of water on the ground, climbed up persistently as soon as he raised his head. No one can stop him from completing the task and turning back into a human being——

Hey, this person is also playing with the Feng Shui master made by his company, oh, he drew a card... the first card is UR? !The second one is also UR? !The third one is also... Impossible, what's the situation with this person, why can he draw UR for every talisman?

Ou Huang!

Live!

Lian Yu, who was completely shocked by the soaring Ou Qi, lay on the back of the chair and watched in a daze. It wasn't until the man finished drawing all the spells and pulled the chair away that he applauded in amazement. The man twitched There are fifty talismans, and there has never been a card lower than SR!Hurry up, he wants to take a forcible breath of European energy.

The man put his phone back in his pocket and was about to leave, but he left his watch by the sink and forgot to pick it up, so he turned around and put it on again.

This is the time to wait.

The little octopus, who was watching the man's every move, jumped up and rushed towards the man's face!

But the man who had been disturbed by unimaginable things all morning was already on guard. He only frowned when he saw the little octopus that had come back from the dead, and then quickly moved aside.

Tsk, what a joke, if I can't sneak attack from this distance, I'm still the leader of the planning team.

Even the fish spread its octopus like a splash, and landed on the man's wrist like a parachute.Just now, he was almost able to run on someone's chest, but the kid reacted quickly and pushed him away.

"Snapped."

Disgusting one-by-one sound effects.

Plus a squishy, ​​squirming body with boneless soft spines and suction cups.

The man's expression knew that he was going to die without even thinking about it. He resisted the wet discomfort on his arm, and quickly picked up a vacuum cleaner on the ground. Just as he was about to turn on the kill mode, the man suddenly noticed the weight on his wrist. After a while, he lowered his eyes, and was surprised to see that disgusting little animal was flexibly climbing up his arm, and its four paws on both sides were running faster than a mouse.

Is this guy going to climb on top of his head?It seems that it is not impossible.

The man who didn't want to repeat the incident of walking the bird in the morning decisively pressed the switch.

Lian Yu, who was climbing up for his own purpose, suddenly felt that his body was floating away from the land. He glanced at the guy who turned on the vacuum cleaner in displeasure, and then struggled to wrap his arms around his wrist, wanting to get closer. , that man's face is close in front of her eyes, and she is not at all reconciled to abandoning him now.

Besides, he has already done so weirdly and excessively, will this pervert and aunt let him go?He has no way out, he might as well break the jar!

Thinking of his future death, Lian Yu had to use all his might to pester the chosen person, but the power of the vacuum cleaner is too powerful, such a small one can't handle the wind at all, and will soon be sucked into the black hole. You can't even protect yourself, let alone kiss three times?Hurry up, think of another way...

'Kiss the selected person three times as the one drawn by the symbol, and the task will be considered as a pass if you kiss three times. '

As the moment of death approached, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in my mind.

Kiss, kiss!By the way, although the system mentioned kissing, she didn't say what method to use to kiss, so he had to act quickly before this bug was fixed, no matter which part of the body was used, as long as it touched the mouth!

Octopus, which part of an octopus can...

Half of the tentacles of the little octopus have been sucked into the black hole.

I see!

The little animal's eyes lit up, and he immediately raised his head. His thin body bravely stood upright against the strong wind, and he was not at all afraid of the imminent death.

The man aimed in the direction of the octopus, raised his eyebrows and looked at the fearless little animal with a sneer. Just as he was about to continue to strengthen the wind, his eyes suddenly went dark.

"Puff puff!"

It was too late to say that, one after another, unknown liquid erupted from the octopus's mouth, and shot on the man's hair and face like a nozzle that couldn't be turned off, spraying the man's fair face and light-colored shirt. Everywhere is hopelessly black.

Touch the mouth, the battle is successful!

Lian Yu, who had sprayed it three times in a row, looked around her outstanding work contentedly, then limply on the ground, and was instantly sucked into half of it by the vacuum cleaner.

Just die, anyway, his mission is over, and he will become a human again to enjoy his own life.The little octopus, who was happy to die, twitched a few times secretly, and finally hung on the air outlet of the vacuum cleaner with exhausted energy, belching completely.

The aunt who heard the movement in the bathroom rushed over to take a look. Their bathroom was covered with suspicious black mosaics, on the walls and on the ceiling lamp. What's even more strange was that the young master's face and clothes were not spared either. They were all stained. Disgusting ink was sprayed, and it was smeared to the center of the earth by the light.

"Xiaoyun, let me prepare a change of clothes for you." Auntie couldn't help laughing when she saw the young man in a mess. Don't look at this kid who is decisive and resolute in the workplace, but he has a little way to treat animals. nor.

"No need, I'll make today's lunch." The man who was still wearing the same clothes just now rolled up his cuffs and began to clean the octopus carcass. After scrubbing his blackened chieftain's cheeks, he revealed a picture that only the Emperor Ou deserved to have. He had a handsome face, but the way he looked at the small corpse was cold enough to kill people, "The name of the dish is Octopus Balls."

"Dead pervert, can't get along with small animals."

Lian Yu, who got rid of the octopus's setting, kicked the man fiercely with a grumpy face. If he hadn't been harmed by this guy, he would have completed the task long ago.It's a pity that he is incorporeal now, no one can see him, and naturally he can't feel his existence.

"Hey, is there anyone? Why hasn't anyone taken me away after my mission is over?" The young man shouted loudly towards the void, but no one paid any attention to him.

No customer service?This is unscientific. Could it be that the system has a delay bug in submitting tasks?

The sound of chopping the poor little octopus like chanting scriptures behind him finally stopped, and Lian Yu, who was waiting to hand in the task, turned around and silently watched the man skillfully put a pile of minced octopus mixed with other ingredients into a special mold medium, then place on a rack and start cooking, from high heat to low heat, low heat to high heat...

"Idiot, you're almost drooling."

Unexpectedly, someone beside him kicked him, and Lian Yu, who was used to being beaten, touched his butt, with a displeased expression on his face: "Hey, it's been so long since I finished my task, can you be more dedicated to customer service?"

"Are you done?" The system gentleman touched his chin, pointed to the huge line of white characters above his head [task completion: 0/3], and shouted heartbroken, "Oh my god, did your math teacher teach you math? Can't count?!"

what? !

a bolt from the blue.

Lian Yu raised his head dully.

The zero egg on top is so glaring.

Thanks to him racking his brains to smear the man's mouth with liquid in order to complete the task!Thanks to him humiliating that person's cheek with his tentacles!Thanks to his hot blind eyes, he airborne someone's big baby!Now he even told him that the method did not conform to the rules and everything had to be done again! EXM, didn't he die in vain? !

"I'll ask you again, are you math blind?" Mr. System persisted in trying to expose his background.

"Miss Sister, how can I see your handwriting so high? You didn't even have a crap reminder to make me blind! Now it's all right, not only didn't complete the task, but was also torn apart." Lian Yu pointed at the boiling snack resentfully, and then couldn't help sniffing, the smell was really delicious!

Another line of white words suddenly flashed in front of me several times: The abnormality that the player cannot conveniently view the task bar has been corrected, the prompt assistant plug-in has been added to help the player identify the attack plan, and the online customer service function has been added.The plug-in is downloaded, I wish you a happy game.

"Huh, it's not too bad..." Lian Yu just wanted to praise the system, but his saliva flowed down first. Then he looked at the krypton gold boss, and the system was the same as himself, facing the little octopus who just came out of the pot. The meatball kept drooling.

"smell good……"

"Yeah yeah."

"I want to eat!"

"Yeah yeah!"

"But wouldn't it be strange to eat yourself? That's your 'corpse'."

"But I still want to eat... Hey!" Lian Yu, who boldly approached the man, looked at him without blinking his eyes, watching his thin lips stick to the octopus that had been completely cut into pieces, sucking and sucking, suddenly The inspiration came again, "Although I died, my body is still there. He will definitely touch the mouth of the octopus when he eats. This is considered a direct kiss. He has eaten three mouthfuls, counting as three times, and I have completed this task." !"

The white words in front of me are completely rampant: players are prohibited from publishing comments above 18+, players are prohibited from maliciously misinterpreting tasks, and players are prohibited from provoking the majesty of the system. Any violation of the above will be banned for ten days!

"You don't want to talk about it..." Lian Yu, whose mouth was covered with a mosaic, scratched his throat and protested.

The selected person who finished eating all the octopus balls wiped the corners of his mouth gracefully, slowly raised his eyes, and looked towards a certain direction in the empty kitchen.

"It's disgusting, you actually like ice love." The system gentleman rolled his eyes at Lian Yu, and when he glanced somewhere, his gaze suddenly became a little strange. Is it an illusion? Why did they think that Xiao Shuqing was looking at that idiot Lian Yu? And it stopped for more than eight seconds?

Impossible, he can't see them, the two groups of people are not in the same dimension at all——

The man with dark eyes suddenly bent his lips and smiled.

The running program of this laughing system fell into a short-term crash state, and from the appearance of the person, the girl's whole body was "shivering" and "shaking".

This man... is...

The author has something to say: Indifferent face: The octopus has won the lunch, next.